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"I had a dream last night about a girl, a girl I had never met but who's face was as real as anyone you could in the street. She was about mid to late 20's, very slim and had lovely, curly red hair. She had a beautiful if slightly knowing and wicked smile, quite sharp featured with an aquiline nose. In the dream she was standing in my kitchen just by the back door and she was completely naked, and clean shaven down below. When I saw her in my dream I said 'Hmmmmm!'. She said laughing 'oh! Hmmmmm is it?' And she kissed me! I woke up at that point wondering who she was? Literally the girl of my dreams! If there any slim redheads reading this by all means give me a shout! " Actually you have met her. Everyone you dream about is someone you have met in real life. You could have met her in a shop or she could be a door to door sales woman. Get thinking where youve seen her before  dreama may come true | |||
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"*looks down* Ah, I'm missing the "slim" part of the description." You're also missing a mischievous ninja sex monkey (me) in your life!  | |||
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"*looks down* Ah, I'm missing the "slim" part of the description. You're also missing a mischievous ninja sex monkey (me) in your life! "Sex monkey?... | |||
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"*looks down* Ah, I'm missing the "slim" part of the description." you have other desirable virtues!  | |||
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"*looks down* Ah, I'm missing the "slim" part of the description. you have other desirable virtues! "Oh, jee, thanks. | |||
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"*looks down* Ah, I'm missing the "slim" part of the description. You're also missing a mischievous ninja sex monkey (me) in your life!
Sex monkey?..."Not as bad as it sounds,honest! I wash my hands after scratching my arse n sniffing my fingers....n I've almost got the whole throwing my shit at folks issue under control.....almost!  | |||
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"*looks down* Ah, I'm missing the "slim" part of the description. You're also missing a mischievous ninja sex monkey (me) in your life!
Sex monkey?...
Not as bad as it sounds,honest!
I wash my hands after scratching my arse n sniffing my fingers....n I've almost got the whole throwing my shit at folks issue under control.....almost! "My oh my why didn't you say so?  | |||
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"I thought we only hated the sun without factor 50 on? I was ginger before i went bald " Sorry, I forgot, I'm Scottish as well so that must be what makes me hate people aha | |||
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"*looks down* Ah, I'm missing the "slim" part of the description. You're also missing a mischievous ninja sex monkey (me) in your life!
Sex monkey?...
Not as bad as it sounds,honest!
I wash my hands after scratching my arse n sniffing my fingers....n I've almost got the whole throwing my shit at folks issue under control.....almost!
My oh my why didn't you say so?" Ooh ooh ooh aaah!
*Beats chest n runs around throwing shit at folks* Oops sorry!  Well I did say almost | |||
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"*looks down* Ah, I'm missing the "slim" part of the description. You're also missing a mischievous ninja sex monkey (me) in your life!
Sex monkey?...
Not as bad as it sounds,honest!
I wash my hands after scratching my arse n sniffing my fingers....n I've almost got the whole throwing my shit at folks issue under control.....almost!
My oh my why didn't you say so?
Ooh ooh ooh aaah!
*Beats chest n runs around throwing shit at folks* Oops sorry! Well I did say almost "I can't decide if it would better if it was your own shit or someone else's... | |||
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"That's a pity you only got as far as a kiss before waking up! I had a very vivid dream the other week in which I was going down on a sexy brunette! I can't remember doing anything else in the dream but can remember being pissed off when I woke to find my face wasn't buried in a sexy lasses bush....and I had to get up n go to work! Boo! "there was a bit more to it to be honest, before we kissed I was gently stroking her shaved pubis with the back of my hand, and she was moist, phwoar! | |||
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"*looks down* Ah, I'm missing the "slim" part of the description. You're also missing a mischievous ninja sex monkey (me) in your life!
Sex monkey?...
Not as bad as it sounds,honest!
I wash my hands after scratching my arse n sniffing my fingers....n I've almost got the whole throwing my shit at folks issue under control.....almost!
My oh my why didn't you say so?
Ooh ooh ooh aaah!
*Beats chest n runs around throwing shit at folks* Oops sorry! Well I did say almost
I can't decide if it would better if it was your own shit or someone else's..."If I ever run around beating my chest n throwing shit about,then whose shit it is will be the least of my worries! | |||
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"*looks down* Ah, I'm missing the "slim" part of the description. You're also missing a mischievous ninja sex monkey (me) in your life!
Sex monkey?...
Not as bad as it sounds,honest!
I wash my hands after scratching my arse n sniffing my fingers....n I've almost got the whole throwing my shit at folks issue under control.....almost!
My oh my why didn't you say so?
Ooh ooh ooh aaah!
*Beats chest n runs around throwing shit at folks* Oops sorry! Well I did say almost
I can't decide if it would better if it was your own shit or someone else's...
If I ever run around beating my chest n throwing shit about,then whose shit it is will be the least of my worries! "But think about it, you're not gonna grab your mates shit, are you? If you're gonna be picking up shit, you're gonna wanna make it your own shit. Hahaha. This is disturbing. | |||
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"That's a pity you only got as far as a kiss before waking up! I had a very vivid dream the other week in which I was going down on a sexy brunette! I can't remember doing anything else in the dream but can remember being pissed off when I woke to find my face wasn't buried in a sexy lasses bush....and I had to get up n go to work! Boo! there was a bit more to it to be honest, before we kissed I was gently stroking her shaved pubis with the back of my hand, and she was moist, phwoar! "Hahahahaaa!! MOIST!! Yes it is that time!!! I think I need to go to sleep now, before I get myself in trouble! | |||
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"*looks down* Ah, I'm missing the "slim" part of the description. You're also missing a mischievous ninja sex monkey (me) in your life!
Sex monkey?...
Not as bad as it sounds,honest!
I wash my hands after scratching my arse n sniffing my fingers....n I've almost got the whole throwing my shit at folks issue under control.....almost!
My oh my why didn't you say so?
Ooh ooh ooh aaah!
*Beats chest n runs around throwing shit at folks* Oops sorry! Well I did say almost
I can't decide if it would better if it was your own shit or someone else's...
If I ever run around beating my chest n throwing shit about,then whose shit it is will be the least of my worries!
But think about it, you're not gonna grab your mates shit, are you? If you're gonna be picking up shit, you're gonna wanna make it your own shit. Hahaha. This is disturbing."Aye when I made that flippant remark I wasn't thinking too much into it tbh...disturbing though it may be,I'm of the opinion that if I'm at the shit throwing stage of mischievous monkey business,then I'll be far to unhinged to care if it's my shit,your shit,rhinoceros shit or lion shit! Bat shit would be kinda apt though | |||
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