FabSwingers.com forum: Bollox

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yep im afraid its that time of night.....lets talk bollox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And bollox to you too

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Yep im afraid its that time of night.....lets talk bollox"

Like there is a specific time around here for that lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I once shagged a guy with only one bollock. I once shagged a guy with three. They did not know each other.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im slightly d*unk soooooo

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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can i jut ask lorna to give the right address to some guy who keeps turning up at mine and asking for lorna, then saying he must have the wrong house.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is a dont give a fuck thread..enter at your peril!!

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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago

not far from you..

Muck spreading again eh!..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been talking bollox aw day fs,can we no have a civilised debate on an intellectually challenging controversial topic?

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By *urchoicenowCouple
over a year ago

Ashford

"I once shagged a guy with only one bollock. I once shagged a guy with three. They did not know each other."

Were they oddballs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like, who's fries are better Mackydeez, BK or KFC?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shagged my ex in the pub today while she was sitting on my lap...of course she had to pretend to drop her purse every once in a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like, who's fries are better Mackydeez, BK or KFC?"

McDs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like, who's fries are better Mackydeez, BK or KFC?"
actually it's McCains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep im afraid its that time of night.....lets talk bollox"

have you been on the real ale again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like, who's fries are better Mackydeez, BK or KFC?"

Mr woos Chinese chip shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Letz talk taytttaaaaaaz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always talk bollocks....but mostly un-noticed as everyone else does too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once shagged a guy with only one bollock. I once shagged a guy with three. They did not know each other."

I once shagged a guy with one bollock too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And chicken selects best anything KFC produces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep im afraid its that time of night.....lets talk bollox"

Shaved smooth please

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'll talk bollox... I love how they shrivel and tighten at climax.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And chicken selects best anything KFC produces"

Och a don't know about that Mackydeez chicken nuggets are a force tae be reckoned wi.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like, who's fries are better Mackydeez, BK or KFC?

Mr woos Chinese chip shop"

Salt n chilli chips are not fries ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Like, who's fries are better Mackydeez, BK or KFC?

Mr woos Chinese chip shop

Salt n chilli chips are not fries ffs"

Proper bollox talk this..love it

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Im slightly d*unk soooooo"

Time to step away from the IPA and listen to some Five Finger Death Punch - I Apologize Mr Rossi

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzvasAJIHb4

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Like, who's fries are better Mackydeez, BK or KFC?"

Definitely mackydeez!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like, who's fries are better Mackydeez, BK or KFC?

Definitely mackydeez!

Hiya you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im slightly d*unk soooooo

Time to step away from the IPA and listen to some Five Finger Death Punch - I Apologize Mr Rossi

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzvasAJIHb4"

Tune ace

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im slightly d*unk soooooo

Time to step away from the IPA and listen to some Five Finger Death Punch - I Apologize Mr Rossi

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzvasAJIHb4

Tune ace"

And i did watch the vid,top tune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once shagged a guy with only one bollock. I once shagged a guy with three. They did not know each other."

brilliant!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once shagged a guy with only one bollock. I once shagged a guy with three. They did not know each other.

brilliant!!

Huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm listening to Dan Stevens singing Evermore on a loop.

I think I'm in love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like, who's fries are better Mackydeez, BK or KFC?

Definitely mackydeez!

They taste soapy to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im listening to neil finn live,this guy is amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im listening to neil finn live,this guy is amazing"

I used to like crowded house..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im listening to neil finn live,this guy is amazing

I used to like crowded house.."

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Fucking bollox. All men are bastards.

As you were..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking bollox. All men are bastards.

As you were.........."

Hawl I resent that remark

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Fucking bollox. All men are bastards.

As you were..........

Hawl I resent that remark

You resemble that remark??

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Fucking bollox. All men are bastards.

As you were..........

Hawl I resent that remark

I'm only quoting Rossi....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Fucking bollox. All men are bastards.

As you were.........."

Have you had a bad day dear?

Exile - I Wanna Kiss You All Over

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJJQpSzDgC0

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Fucking bollox. All men are bastards.

As you were..........

Have you had a bad day dear?

Exile - I Wanna Kiss You All Over

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJJQpSzDgC0"

No just had a very irritating conversation with a narcissistic creep on POF, I'm gonna give up on men and go buy a horse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking bollox. All men are bastards.

As you were..........

Hawl I resent that remark

You resemble that remark??

Mare report for spankings nooooooo

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By *ingah90Woman
over a year ago

plymouth

"Fucking bollox. All men are bastards.

As you were..........

Have you had a bad day dear?

Exile - I Wanna Kiss You All Over

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJJQpSzDgC0

No just had a very irritating conversation with a narcissistic creep on POF, I'm gonna give up on men and go buy a horse!

You sound like you've had the same evening I've had!! Had a date cancel on me for the THIRD time (he can piss off now) and then my fwb was like "Aww babe, I'm too tired to come over and shag your brains out"

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Fucking bollox. All men are bastards.

As you were..........

Have you had a bad day dear?

Exile - I Wanna Kiss You All Over

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJJQpSzDgC0

No just had a very irritating conversation with a narcissistic creep on POF, I'm gonna give up on men and go buy a horse!

got rid of my POF, really can't be arsed with dating sites.

and if one more dickhead had messaged me on them going on about swinging or fab think i was gonna scream.

i wasn't there for sex, how hard was that to understand when my profile said i wasn't there for sex and anyone wanting that wasn't for me.

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By *ingah90Woman
over a year ago

plymouth

"Fucking bollox. All men are bastards.

As you were..........

Have you had a bad day dear?

Exile - I Wanna Kiss You All Over

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJJQpSzDgC0

No just had a very irritating conversation with a narcissistic creep on POF, I'm gonna give up on men and go buy a horse!

got rid of my POF, really can't be arsed with dating sites.

and if one more dickhead had messaged me on them going on about swinging or fab think i was gonna scream.

i wasn't there for sex, how hard was that to understand when my profile said i wasn't there for sex and anyone wanting that wasn't for me."

Oh my god yes. Why can't people grasp the difference. Fab is one thing, pof is another. I'm aware I'm on both but it doesn't mean I'm going to drop my knickers for you every single time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking bollox. All men are bastards.

As you were..........

Have you had a bad day dear?

Exile - I Wanna Kiss You All Over

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJJQpSzDgC0

No just had a very irritating conversation with a narcissistic creep on POF, I'm gonna give up on men and go buy a horse!

Well they have got very large cocks, enjoy

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Fucking bollox. All men are bastards.

As you were..........

Have you had a bad day dear?

Exile - I Wanna Kiss You All Over

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJJQpSzDgC0

No just had a very irritating conversation with a narcissistic creep on POF, I'm gonna give up on men and go buy a horse!

got rid of my POF, really can't be arsed with dating sites.

and if one more dickhead had messaged me on them going on about swinging or fab think i was gonna scream.

i wasn't there for sex, how hard was that to understand when my profile said i wasn't there for sex and anyone wanting that wasn't for me.

Oh my god yes. Why can't people grasp the difference. Fab is one thing, pof is another. I'm aware I'm on both but it doesn't mean I'm going to drop my knickers for you every single time!"

i blocked all men on here too. hopefully they take the hint.

dunno why i'm even on this site, all i do is not meet anyone and whinge.

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By *ingah90Woman
over a year ago

plymouth

Haha 3sum queen, I rarely meet, I'm very picky. They have to engage me mentally as well as make my knickers wet. I whinge a lot too. There are some real arseholes on here who behave like toddlers when they get told "no, you can't get your dick wet tonight"

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Haha 3sum queen, I rarely meet, I'm very picky. They have to engage me mentally as well as make my knickers wet. I whinge a lot too. There are some real arseholes on here who behave like toddlers when they get told "no, you can't get your dick wet tonight""

i don't reject anyone so don't have that problem mostly.

even more so since i blocked everyone.

it's a shame people don't try and engage you mentally.

i don't need that to turn me on but i really don't like being used so i don't interact with anyone new on here and there's hardly anyone i've previously met that i bother with now either.

i'm going down the social route now and seeing how that goes.

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By *ingah90Woman
over a year ago

plymouth

i don't reject anyone so don't have that problem mostly.

even more so since i blocked everyone.

it's a shame people don't try and engage you mentally.

i don't need that to turn me on but i really don't like being used so i don't interact with anyone new on here and there's hardly anyone i've previously met that i bother with now either.

i'm going down the social route now and seeing how that goes."

Good luck!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Fucking bollox. All men are bastards.

As you were..........

Have you had a bad day dear?

Exile - I Wanna Kiss You All Over

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJJQpSzDgC0

No just had a very irritating conversation with a narcissistic creep on POF, I'm gonna give up on men and go buy a horse!

I bought one of ma ex's a pony for her birthday in 1983 for £75.

She eventually just buggered off with her ex who had always treated her wrong and beat her up

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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i don't reject anyone so don't have that problem mostly.

even more so since i blocked everyone.

it's a shame people don't try and engage you mentally.

i don't need that to turn me on but i really don't like being used so i don't interact with anyone new on here and there's hardly anyone i've previously met that i bother with now either.

i'm going down the social route now and seeing how that goes.

Good luck!!"

thanks.

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