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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What if humans had prehensile penises? How freaky would it be for a dick to find its own way out of your boxers and start rummaging around.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Reminds me of the 14 1/2 lb budgie

‘Oooh! Look, Vera … this bloke here … he’s got his “Oh be joyful” out!’

`Well,’ says Vera, ‘when you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.’

I know, but this one’s eating my crisps and winkin’ at me!!’

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"What if humans had prehensile penises? How freaky would it be for a dick to find its own way out of your boxers and start rummaging around."

A tapir has one of those...... dolphins too.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"What if humans had prehensile penises? How freaky would it be for a dick to find its own way out of your boxers and start rummaging around.

A tapir has one of those...... dolphins too. "

Could make swimming with Dolphins interesting?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Some do that already lol.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

There's a species of octopus with a detachable one that goes blithely swimming off to impregnate a lady octopus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a species of octopus with a detachable one that goes blithely swimming off to impregnate a lady octopus."

Theres a type of bee that does a suicide dive and breaks its penis off in the female literally cock blocking any other males

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What if humans had prehensile penises? How freaky would it be for a dick to find its own way out of your boxers and start rummaging around."

You mean that isn't normal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's a species of octopus with a detachable one that goes blithely swimming off to impregnate a lady octopus."

Gross - imagine a human equivalent of that. It definitely wouldn't be safe on the underground in the rush hour.

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