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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.....after posting this but OMFG my piles are hurting!

What are you butt-hurt over today?

And can someone please come round n kiss em better?

Love (a sore arsed) PTU XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha glad you can be honest

My pains just general soreness from work in my legs, lots of walking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha glad you can be honest

My pains just general soreness from work in my legs, lots of walking "

I'm always honest.

Deep heat? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toothache and feeling a bit nauseous.

Sympathy hugs, kisses, or fucks welcomed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today my back hurts like hell, did alot of standing around last night at a club and didn't do it much good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha glad you can be honest

My pains just general soreness from work in my legs, lots of walking

I'm always honest.

Deep heat? X"

Rest and relax, so snuggled up in bed watching rubbish on tv. Only got 3 days then a week off left of this shift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i spent yesterday evening sparring with my 10 year old. It's not fair, he's fucked me up and I can't even hit him back.

He's got a mean low kick for a little guy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toothache and feeling a bit nauseous.

Sympathy hugs, kisses, or fucks welcomed

Theres a certain spice or herd that your supposed to suck/chew when you have those symptoms and jt sorts it out a bit. Might be a tree bark but cant remember which

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put some cream on them your forget all about them in a few days. I got fucking good spanking yesterday I can't sit down but feels so good first time I cum from spanking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only pain I have is in my head! Hungover

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Toothache and feeling a bit nauseous.

Sympathy hugs, kisses, or fucks welcomed

Awwww toothache sucks, n r you offering to push em back up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Today my back hurts like hell, did alot of standing around last night at a club and didn't do it much good."

Awwwww get your other half to give you a nice massage. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im really suffering with period pains this month

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By *_and_J99Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

My ass is aching but that's due to some heavy weight squats yesterday

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad patches of eczema on my legs especially cos I tend to scratch them when asleep

Luckily stockings hide them for meets

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, nothing worse than piles aching. Sitting down is a bitch.

My shoulder is aching, think I've done something to the muscle lifting furniture. Just have to keep using muscle rub in the meantime, thanking god it's not my right arm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i spent yesterday evening sparring with my 10 year old. It's not fair, he's fucked me up and I can't even hit him back.

He's got a mean low kick for a little guy! "

Hehehe good boy, nice little bit of family fun. Do we get a pic of your bruised shins?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

today my lower left leg feels as though someone has put it in a vice and is squeezing the life out of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just hungover but was self inflicted. Getting no sympathy off son as he was out as well .went for walk along seafront and nearly blew away .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put some cream on them your forget all about them in a few days. I got fucking good spanking yesterday I can't sit down but feels so good first time I cum from spanking.

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Wow! That's sound soooooo good. I guess we are both sat on cushions then. I've got lashings of sumo sudocreme on them. First time I've had the stay out n go dry n sore.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The only pain I have is in my head! Hungover

Awwwww drink plenty of water young man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im really suffering with period pains this month

Awwww cuddles n hot water bottles? Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,'ve caught a cold XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My ass is aching but that's due to some heavy weight squats yesterday

J x"

Mmmmmmmm

perfect ass. Xxx

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Haha glad you can be honest

My pains just general soreness from work in my legs, lots of walking

I'm always honest.

Deep heat? X"

Not for piles

for gods sake step away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bad patches of eczema on my legs especially cos I tend to scratch them when asleep

Luckily stockings hide them for meets

Mrs "

That's no good. My nephew used to have wet bandages on him when he was a baby. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha glad you can be honest

My pains just general soreness from work in my legs, lots of walking

I'm always honest.

Deep heat? X

Not for piles

for gods sake step away

Haha that would be funny to witness not to experience

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By *evils-couple13Couple
over a year ago

Neath

Period pain

worst pain I've had for awhile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toothache and feeling a bit nauseous.

Sympathy hugs, kisses, or fucks welcomed

Awwww toothache sucks, n r you offering to push em back up?

Yeah, no probs. I'll get my rubber gloves

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah, nothing worse than piles aching. Sitting down is a bitch.

My shoulder is aching, think I've done something to the muscle lifting furniture. Just have to keep using muscle rub in the meantime, thanking god it's not my right arm

Muscle rub is good stuff, just make sure you wash your hands before you wank!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I,'ve caught a cold XXX"

Lemon, ginger and honey plus something to release endorphins and adrenaline in the body (excersize) they all aid your immune system and help get you better

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Toothache and feeling a bit nauseous.

Sympathy hugs, kisses, or fucks welcomed

Theres a certain spice or herd that your supposed to suck/chew when you have those symptoms and jt sorts it out a bit. Might be a tree bark but cant remember which"

It's clove oil. Local pharmacy might have it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"today my lower left leg feels as though someone has put it in a vice and is squeezing the life out of it

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Oh dear, put your feet up n rest. Xxx

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By *OOM696969Man
over a year ago

BRIDLINGTON

"I'm just hungover but was self inflicted. Getting no sympathy off son as he was out as well .went for walk along seafront and nearly blew away .

Tired and bit of hangover, reckon instead of the wind you could blow me and sort me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toothache and feeling a bit nauseous.

Sympathy hugs, kisses, or fucks welcomed

Theres a certain spice or herd that your supposed to suck/chew when you have those symptoms and jt sorts it out a bit. Might be a tree bark but cant remember which

It's clove oil. Local pharmacy might have it. "

Thats the one, i think the bark is from a birch tree and its where they first extracted aspirin from so pain killers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm just hungover but was self inflicted. Getting no sympathy off son as he was out as well .went for walk along seafront and nearly blew away .

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rubbish, total rubbish n no sympathy off me either.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I,'ve caught a cold XXX"
achooooooo!

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha glad you can be honest

My pains just general soreness from work in my legs, lots of walking

I'm always honest.

Deep heat? X

Not for piles

for gods sake step away

To Toooo late I'm singing Johnny Cash as we speak.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i spent yesterday evening sparring with my 10 year old. It's not fair, he's fucked me up and I can't even hit him back.

He's got a mean low kick for a little guy! "

They get strong quick don't they, my lad is almost 16, I'm always having a bit of a play fight with him, slowly but surly it's getting harder to overpower him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha glad you can be honest

My pains just general soreness from work in my legs, lots of walking

I'm always honest.

Deep heat? X

Not for piles

for gods sake step away

Haha that would be funny to witness not to experience"

Asshole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha glad you can be honest

My pains just general soreness from work in my legs, lots of walking

I'm always honest.

Deep heat? X

Not for piles

for gods sake step away

Haha that would be funny to witness not to experience

Asshole.

Hey i think i resent that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Period pain

worst pain I've had for awhile.

Being a woman sucks doesn't it. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Toothache and feeling a bit nauseous.

Sympathy hugs, kisses, or fucks welcomed

Awwww toothache sucks, n r you offering to push em back up?

Yeah, no probs. I'll get my rubber gloves

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got to go into hospital next week for surgery, been on the sick for nearly two weeks now, feel like dying some days I can't even get out of bed, not sure what's worse the pain or the bordem or maybe a mixture of the two

Can't wait till next week, I never thought I'd look forwards to an operation but I just need it sorting now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got to go into hospital next week for surgery, been on the sick for nearly two weeks now, feel like dying some days I can't even get out of bed, not sure what's worse the pain or the bordem or maybe a mixture of the two

Can't wait till next week, I never thought I'd look forwards to an operation but I just need it sorting now "

Awwww I hope it goes well and that your recovery is nice n quick. Make sure you let us know that all is well xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell of my horse on Friday and hurt my back and my wrist.

Hope your arse is better soon PTU

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fell of my horse on Friday and hurt my back and my wrist.

Hope your arse is better soon PTU

Hehehe. Nawty horsey I hope he's in the dog house!

xxx

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

I'm in bed with a cold - Frank trying to play nurse but needs to keep away as he can't catch it

JG x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sending hugs OP, no pain to report

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

"Haha glad you can be honest

My pains just general soreness from work in my legs, lots of walking

I'm always honest.

Deep heat? X"

Wouldn't put deep heat on your piles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in hospital a week tomorrow to have my gall bladder removed, never had so much pain from gall stones in my life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in bed with a cold - Frank trying to play nurse but needs to keep away as he can't catch it

JG x"
awwww get well soon and Frank! Behave! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sending hugs OP, no pain to report

Good girl xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha glad you can be honest

My pains just general soreness from work in my legs, lots of walking

I'm always honest.

Deep heat? X

Wouldn't put deep heat on your piles"

I was thinking deep heat for his legs

I'm not that much of a sadist

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in hospital a week tomorrow to have my gall bladder removed, never had so much pain from gall stones in my life."
awww hope it goes well and you have a speedy recovery. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha glad you can be honest

My pains just general soreness from work in my legs, lots of walking

I'm always honest.

Deep heat? X

Wouldn't put deep heat on your piles

I was thinking deep heat for his legs

I'm not that much of a sadist

xxx"

I dont like deep heat so deep freeze it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bad patches of eczema on my legs especially cos I tend to scratch them when asleep

Luckily stockings hide them for meets

Mrs

That's no good. My nephew used to have wet bandages on him when he was a baby. Xxx"

I need to get a repeat prescription for some antihistamines the dr has given me before that put me into a deep sleep - I don't scratch then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toothache and feeling a bit nauseous.

Sympathy hugs, kisses, or fucks welcomed

Theres a certain spice or herd that your supposed to suck/chew when you have those symptoms and jt sorts it out a bit. Might be a tree bark but cant remember which

It's clove oil. Local pharmacy might have it.

Thats the one, i think the bark is from a birch tree and its where they first extracted aspirin from so pain killers"

Just a FYI. It's Willow (Salix) not Birch and because the strengh of the active component changes on plant/season etc maybe better to get via a reputable source rather than cutting your own inch of bark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi pretty tied up, played rugby yesterday so aching like mad today need a good old messages so I look after you if you look after me.

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

"Toothache and feeling a bit nauseous.

Sympathy hugs, kisses, or fucks welcomed

Theres a certain spice or herd that your supposed to suck/chew when you have those symptoms and jt sorts it out a bit. Might be a tree bark but cant remember which"

I know cloves are good for toothache. Deadens the pain. The taste is rather strong though. Or get some clove oil from the chemist and put a small amount on some cotton wool and place it where the pain is. It does work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive got a pain in the arse but it comes in the form of my ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toothache and feeling a bit nauseous.

Sympathy hugs, kisses, or fucks welcomed

Theres a certain spice or herd that your supposed to suck/chew when you have those symptoms and jt sorts it out a bit. Might be a tree bark but cant remember which

It's clove oil. Local pharmacy might have it.

Thats the one, i think the bark is from a birch tree and its where they first extracted aspirin from so pain killers

Thats the one, its salicylic acid thats in it which then undergoes a further reaction to make aspirin. Theres also something poisonous in the bark that causes you to vomit hence why we have pills now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just hungover but was self inflicted. Getting no sympathy off son as he was out as well .went for walk along seafront and nearly blew away .

Tired and bit of hangover, reckon instead of the wind you could blow me and sort me out

That's so rude .

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pain in the erse eh....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My feet & legs really hurt from work last night

My pussy aches from the playing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i spent yesterday evening sparring with my 10 year old. It's not fair, he's fucked me up and I can't even hit him back.

He's got a mean low kick for a little guy!

They get strong quick don't they, my lad is almost 16, I'm always having a bit of a play fight with him, slowly but surly it's getting harder to overpower him

I know right. He's been doing martial arts for a few years now. He seems to get stronger every time. Once he's 16 I'm giving him an ass kicking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My feet & legs really hurt from work last night

My pussy aches from the playing "

Ill happily massage them so you feel better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knackered my rotator cuff on weds night and it's the most painful thing I've ever experienced by a long way.

Can't sleep led down in any position so I'm having to try to sleep sat in a chair which till now hasn't been that successful either.

The weird thing is it was actually done while having sex on a sofa and holding myself up in a certain position for quite a while. Just can't believe something so severe and ridiculously painful happened so innocuously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cream aptly called Anusol is brilliant for piles OP

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"Haha glad you can be honest

My pains just general soreness from work in my legs, lots of walking

I'm always honest.

Deep heat? X"

https://youtu.be/It7107ELQvY

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Neck, back throat and tummy I've been vomiting since yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neck, back throat and tummy I've been vomiting since yesterday

Sounds like you need bed and a cuddle

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Neck, back throat and tummy I've been vomiting since yesterday

Sounds like you need bed and a cuddle "

I'm in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch.

I'm rather tender in a delicate area after a fantastic time last night, well worth it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bad patches of eczema on my legs especially cos I tend to scratch them when asleep

Luckily stockings hide them for meets

Mrs

That's no good. My nephew used to have wet bandages on him when he was a baby. Xxx

I need to get a repeat prescription for some antihistamines the dr has given me before that put me into a deep sleep - I don't scratch then "
good plan. My amitriptyline put me to sleep. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi pretty tied up, played rugby yesterday so aching like mad today need a good old messages so I look after you if you look after me.

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sounds like a plan. I'm having a salt bath later.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive got a pain in the arse but it comes in the form of my ex"

Oh dear. Shall we swap?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pain in the erse eh...."

Yup!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My feet & legs really hurt from work last night

My pussy aches from the playing "
mmmmmmmm x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Knackered my rotator cuff on weds night and it's the most painful thing I've ever experienced by a long way.

Can't sleep led down in any position so I'm having to try to sleep sat in a chair which till now hasn't been that successful either.

What's your rotator cuff? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cream aptly called Anusol is brilliant for piles OP

X "

Gonna get some tomorrow xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neck, back throat and tummy I've been vomiting since yesterday

Sounds like you need bed and a cuddle

I'm in bed"

Can i volunteer to cuddle/spoon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Neck, back throat and tummy I've been vomiting since yesterday

Not good hope it clears up soon xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ouch.

I'm rather tender in a delicate area after a fantastic time last night, well worth it

Swappsies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knicked my nuts with the razor yesterday and still sore today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toothache and feeling a bit nauseous.

Sympathy hugs, kisses, or fucks welcomed

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oh dear all 3 it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knackered my rotator cuff on weds night and it's the most painful thing I've ever experienced by a long way.

Can't sleep led down in any position so I'm having to try to sleep sat in a chair which till now hasn't been that successful either.

What's your rotator cuff? X"

The muscles around the top of your your arm that holds the ball joint in the shoulder socket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stitches in my head, dry lips, pain all over and tired as fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was strapping the mini beast in the car when the wind caught the door and closed it.

On my shin

Fuckety fuck fuck fuck

Now I have a lump where it hit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have leg DOMS from training legs Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have leg DOMS from training legs Friday "

I could give you a massage, im properly trained and everything i swear lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I love you.youre hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I knicked my nuts with the razor yesterday and still sore today"

Ouch, did they bleed much? Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Knackered my rotator cuff on weds night and it's the most painful thing I've ever experienced by a long way.

Can't sleep led down in any position so I'm having to try to sleep sat in a chair which till now hasn't been that successful either.

What's your rotator cuff? X

The muscles around the top of your your arm that holds the ball joint in the shoulder socket."

Bleurgh wish I hadn't asked now. I don't do bones.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stitches in my head, dry lips, pain all over and tired as fuck. "

Oh no what's happened? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was strapping the mini beast in the car when the wind caught the door and closed it.

On my shin

Fuckety fuck fuck fuck

Now I have a lump where it hit"

Hehehe did you say that whilst hopping around holding your shin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have leg DOMS from training legs Friday "

I don't know what they are either but I'm assuming they 're heavy and tired? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I love you.youre hilarious "

love you too chick xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was strapping the mini beast in the car when the wind caught the door and closed it.

On my shin

Fuckety fuck fuck fuck

Now I have a lump where it hit

Hehehe did you say that whilst hopping around holding your shin?

Only after closing the door so she couldn't hear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was strapping the mini beast in the car when the wind caught the door and closed it.

On my shin

Fuckety fuck fuck fuck

Now I have a lump where it hit

Hehehe did you say that whilst hopping around holding your shin?

Only after closing the door so she couldn't hear

Good daddy

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over a year ago

Guys help!

They are bleeding now.

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over a year ago

Call a health professional if they're bleeding profusely

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over a year ago

"Call a health professional if they're bleeding profusely"

Not profusely think they have chaffed on my pjs.

I'll stick a plaster on them hahaha x

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over a year ago

"Guys help!

They are bleeding now.

What do I do?"

Post in a swingers thread

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over a year ago

"Call a health professional if they're bleeding profusely

Not profusely think they have chaffed on my pjs.

I'll stick a plaster on them hahaha x"

Gaffer tape works better

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"Guys help!

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Don't knock it some of the best advice I've had has been on here. Xxx

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over a year ago

Back pain and ive straineda deltoid

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over a year ago

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"Guys help!

They are bleeding now.

What do I do?"

Are you using suppositories? They should take the swelling down so no chafing can occur.

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"Guys help!

They are bleeding now.

What do I do?

Are you using suppositories? They should take the swelling down so no chafing can occur."

Have been for 5 days now but they are getting worse. So I'm gonna have to go to the docs tomorrow. Just took a pic n it looks like a ulcer.

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"Guys help!

They are bleeding now.

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Don't knock it some of the best advice I've had has been on here. Xxx"

I never thought I'd say this but I agree!

Go to the Doctors zx

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"Guys help!

They are bleeding now.

What do I do?

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Don't knock it some of the best advice I've had has been on here. Xxx

I never thought I'd say this but I agree!

Go to the Doctors zx"

Yes I'm going to go tomorrow. I promise. X

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

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"Guys help!

They are bleeding now.

What do I do?

Are you using suppositories? They should take the swelling down so no chafing can occur.

Have been for 5 days now but they are getting worse. So I'm gonna have to go to the docs tomorrow. Just took a pic n it looks like a ulcer.

xx"

Ouch. You probably have an anal fissure (tear) as well as piles. Are you eating plenty of fruit etc?

Hope you get it sorted and get some relief soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guys help!

They are bleeding now.

What do I do?

Are you using suppositories? They should take the swelling down so no chafing can occur.

Have been for 5 days now but they are getting worse. So I'm gonna have to go to the docs tomorrow. Just took a pic n it looks like a ulcer.

Ouch. You probably have an anal fissure (tear) as well as piles. Are you eating plenty of fruit etc?

Hope you get it sorted and get some relief soon."

Oddly on googling an anal fissure I'm more reassured then on reading about piles. Thank you. I never used to be squeamish lol. Xxx

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Guys help!

They are bleeding now.

What do I do?

Are you using suppositories? They should take the swelling down so no chafing can occur.

Have been for 5 days now but they are getting worse. So I'm gonna have to go to the docs tomorrow. Just took a pic n it looks like a ulcer.

Ouch. You probably have an anal fissure (tear) as well as piles. Are you eating plenty of fruit etc?

Hope you get it sorted and get some relief soon.

Oddly on googling an anal fissure I'm more reassured then on reading about piles. Thank you. I never used to be squeamish lol. Xxx"

I do admit to having a little giggle imagining you taking a picture though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guys help!

They are bleeding now.

What do I do?

Are you using suppositories? They should take the swelling down so no chafing can occur.

Have been for 5 days now but they are getting worse. So I'm gonna have to go to the docs tomorrow. Just took a pic n it looks like a ulcer.

Ouch. You probably have an anal fissure (tear) as well as piles. Are you eating plenty of fruit etc?

Hope you get it sorted and get some relief soon.

Oddly on googling an anal fissure I'm more reassured then on reading about piles. Thank you. I never used to be squeamish lol. Xxx

I do admit to having a little giggle imagining you taking a picture though

Hahaha I mite upload it for halloween! Google recommends sudocrem so I've put that on. The hem cream was just making it worse. Xx

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It's a hole new meaning to popping a cherry

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