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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

With a ramdom stranger I've never me ..... err no thanks, bloody tight sod. Got told to pay for it like normal perverts. Although having just woke up and Not had a cuppa yet I think I could pass doing it with my deep breathing ( cold) and husky morning voice. It's in shock over the audacity of it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"With a ramdom stranger I've never me ..... err no thanks, bloody tight sod. Got told to pay for it like normal perverts. Although having just woke up and Not had a cuppa yet I think I could pass doing it with my deep breathing ( cold) and husky morning voice. It's in shock over the audacity of it. "

Or met even!

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

Before your 1st cuppa of the day?

How dare they!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha having only ever done it with my ex i found it weird at first but got into it a lot more when snapchat came along

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Before your 1st cuppa of the day?

How dare they! "

Exactly! Everyone who's anyone knows us humans ( perverts included) need tea/ coffee in the morning before we can function.

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

Some people just fail to understand the rules.

Enjoy your tea....I'll phone again when you've finished

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some people just fail to understand the rules.

Enjoy your tea....I'll phone again when you've finished "

What tea! I'm still in bed and can't move as I've not had a cuppa so on I function a lot slower.

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

I offer a mobile tea delivery service...breakfast, Earl Grey, Darjeeling?

Toast too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I offer a mobile tea delivery service...breakfast, Earl Grey, Darjeeling?

Toast too?"

I'll pass on the earl grey ( English breakfast for me) but yes to the toast.butter and marmite please.

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

A fellow marmite lover!

I'll leave the tea to brew x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just say you're ringing about their PPI claim , they'll soon hang up.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"With a ramdom stranger I've never me ..... err no thanks, bloody tight sod. Got told to pay for it like normal perverts. Although having just woke up and Not had a cuppa yet I think I could pass doing it with my deep breathing ( cold) and husky morning voice. It's in shock over the audacity of it. "

thought you was offering a paid service there for a minute tink

you no sitting there painting your toe nails with a disinterested look on your face as you oh yes baby give to me as you watch your bank balance rising by the minute

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just say you're ringing about their PPI claim , they'll soon hang up. "

Lol, very true.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"With a ramdom stranger I've never me ..... err no thanks, bloody tight sod. Got told to pay for it like normal perverts. Although having just woke up and Not had a cuppa yet I think I could pass doing it with my deep breathing ( cold) and husky morning voice. It's in shock over the audacity of it.

thought you was offering a paid service there for a minute tink

you no sitting there painting your toe nails with a disinterested look on your face as you oh yes baby give to me as you watch your bank balance rising by the minute "

If I had to breathe heavy down the phone and fake it I wouldn't be painting my damn toe nails I'd earn enough to pay someone to do it.... that or find myself a nice submissive slave with a foot fetish to do it for me!

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"With a ramdom stranger I've never me ..... err no thanks, bloody tight sod. Got told to pay for it like normal perverts. Although having just woke up and Not had a cuppa yet I think I could pass doing it with my deep breathing ( cold) and husky morning voice. It's in shock over the audacity of it.

thought you was offering a paid service there for a minute tink

you no sitting there painting your toe nails with a disinterested look on your face as you oh yes baby give to me as you watch your bank balance rising by the minute

If I had to breathe heavy down the phone and fake it I wouldn't be painting my damn toe nails I'd earn enough to pay someone to do it.... that or find myself a nice submissive slave with a foot fetish to do it for me!"

is that a hint of stir crazy i detect there someone in need of a resent is the vibe I'm getting

who ever is going to do that resenting is one lucky son of a gun if my instincts on the matter are correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be very happy for you to ring my 24/7 helpine for filth, flirtations, fun, and the odd spot of NHS advice thrown in, Tinks... Emergency stocks of Redbush tea available on request.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would be very happy for you to ring my 24/7 helpine for filth, flirtations, fun, and the odd spot of NHS advice thrown in, Tinks... Emergency stocks of Redbush tea available on request. "

I'm wasn't the one Intending to make any calls Hun .

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