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"Alls good here, in fact a little too good " Hmmm...idleness is the work of the devil. Not forgiven | |||
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"I've woken on this Sunday morn after a very very dirty dream. " Dreams are a manifestation of the waking brains' thoughts. Have a cold shower. Not forgiven | |||
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"Forgive me lisa for I have sinned.... It has been forever since my last confession.. I have seen the pleasures of others without their knowledge and stayed to watch. Feeling jealous as it has been an age since I've had my own fun. " Jealousy is a destructive thing. Not forgiven | |||
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"Sister, forgive me for I have sinned, I did some very unholy things in a dark forest with.... You " We are advised to exercise & enjoy the outdoors, as part of a healthy lifestyle. This activity should be encouraged. Forgiven | |||
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"Sister forgive me. I attended the London tea party social yesterday. I was accompanied by a gorgeous lady, I was aroused the whole time, I also ate most of the raspberry sweets. I drink beer too. It was fun." Easing all of the sweets? Not forgiven | |||
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"Nothing to confess sorry , I have been too good , which is never a good thing lol " Boredom leads to sin. Not forgiven. Please see me in my office; I will keep you busy | |||
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"I told the wife the other night "no", that I wasn't feeling well. But really, I knew Match of The Day was starting in 5 minutes " So did she... Not forgiven | |||
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"I told the wife the other night "no", that I wasn't feeling well. But really, I knew Match of The Day was starting in 5 minutes So did she... Not forgiven " Ha ha ha! | |||
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"Nothing to confess sorry , I have been too good , which is never a good thing lol Boredom leads to sin. Not forgiven. Please see me in my office; I will keep you busy " On my way | |||
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"Forgive us Sister Lisa, for we have sinned. During yesterday's Rugby fest' we were weak, and gave in to the sin of imbibing many, many alcoholic beverages. In between each match, we also indulged in fast and furious fornication to slake our lustful urges. We are guilty of many impure thoughts about certain fabsters too. We feel no shame. Please correct our wicked ways." Next time you watch rugby invite me along | |||
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"I told the wife the other night "no", that I wasn't feeling well. But really, I knew Match of The Day was starting in 5 minutes So did she... Not forgiven " Lol | |||
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"Nothing to confess this week. In fact I have a feeling my virginity is growing back " Truely shocking. Not forgiven. | |||
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"Dear Sister, it has been a week of sinning for me upon reflection Yesterday I met someone for a social, and although I wanted her very badly, when given the opportunity to act upon my desires I refrained as I felt the time wasn't right to do so. I am now consumed with regret about it. She was in agreement that it probably wasn't a good idea for us to take things further at that moment, we left with both parties in need of a sexual release, but OK with the holding back for now. But now my Sunday morning horn is through the roof and I want nothing more than to have a very hot and steamy Sunday morning." ...clearly a habitual and unrepentant sinner. See me in my office for punishment. Not forgiven | |||
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"Sister, forgive me for I have sinned, I awake in the night and immediately log on to a swingers site (not a sex site apparently that's different). I then try to write pithy comments in forums hoping that someone might notice me and offer to engage in unspeakable carnal acts. " A poor effort in attention-seeking. Your failure will be your punishment. Not forgiven | |||
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"Forgive me I have been writing an erotic story and getting the chapters published on another website but have stalled because I can't be bothered to do the editing. The next three chapters are written but well...." Idleness is the work of the devil. Get on with it. Not forgiven | |||
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"I've unfortunately been good this week in fact I'd say to good !!! I'm on day 5 of my spunking ban and beaning here is doing me no favours seeing all you extra hot people on this fine Sunday morning " Such self-restraint should be a lesson to all you other filthy people. Forgiven | |||
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"I'm horny for pussy " You have been away for some time. Forgiven | |||
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"Forgive me I have sinned I am on here nwhile my wife is asleep next to me " Forgiven | |||
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"I haven't asked anyone to play this week, I haven't even concidered who I might play with at a club in a couple of weeks time Unusual " You are obviously learning to behave. Forgiven. | |||
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"Forgive us Sister Lisa, for we have sinned. During yesterday's Rugby fest' we were weak, and gave in to the sin of imbibing many, many alcoholic beverages. In between each match, we also indulged in fast and furious fornication to slake our lustful urges. We are guilty of many impure thoughts about certain fabsters too. We feel no shame. Please correct our wicked ways." You wicked, sinful people. The devil has a place just for you. Your hangovers will be your punishment. Not forgiven | |||
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"Despite probably needing forgiveness for my naughtiness this week, how can such pleasure be wrong?! I think I'll continue to be sinful I enjoy it too much " ...not forgiven | |||
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"I used to cheat at conkers when I was young I've waited 35 years to get that off my chest. Feels like the weight of the world has been lifted off my shoulders. Hope I'm forgiven " I suspect that the other children also...sought to gain an advantage. Forgiven | |||
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"It's 9:12 and I've already zoomed in on a pic of a friends vertical smile " At least it is after 09.00. Forgiven | |||
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"I have sinned Lisa. I have crushed and put a viagra and a laxative in the drink of my pal before he goes to the gig of Celine Dion. " Quite frankly, he would be better-off in the bogs, rather than listening to Celine Dion. You are helping him. Forgiven | |||
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"I have sinned Lisa, just looking at fabulousandbearded and his new avatar and had lustful thoughts of him in the shower. Do I want forgiveness or is going straight to hell more fun " Since he looks good enough to eat, and would be virtually calorie-free, forgiven | |||
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"sister lisa...no real sinning for ages...oh ok a week...but lots of impure thoughts though..yesterday didn't help with that either" A cold shower awaits you. Not forgiven | |||
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"I was ment to be wanking with nawty boys last nite but I fell asleep. PTU XXX " ...much better behaviour. Forgiven | |||
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"I must confess to a long standing and continuing crush on the super talented and gorgeous Rachel Weisz. Please forgive me sister." Totally blameless. Forgiven | |||
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"well i said i would make up for it from last week - i have been so bad this week - " Well done. Forgiven | |||
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"Good morning Sister Lisa,well this week I have to confess that instead of doing the housework Fri I was taking pics for our profile whilst X was working... " And good they are, too. Forgiven | |||
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"Sister Lisa I confess to squeezing a colleagues bum just now " Be grateful you haven't been charged by the police. Yet. Not forgiven | |||
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"Today I baked an LMP But I gave most of it away " Exemplary charity work. Forgiven | |||
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"I was ment to be wanking with nawty boys last nite but I fell asleep. PTU XXX ...much better behaviour. Forgiven " If only the nawty boys were so forgiving. x | |||
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"Forgive me sister for I have sinned. Yesterday whilst out with a number of forumites I had lustful thoughts, drank beer and vodka and then commited the ultimate sin by going to McDonalds for a burger on a Sunday morning. " McDonalds? On a Sunday morning? You are surely damned. Not forgiven | |||
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"Forgive me Sister, I look at the young ladies pics and all I can think about is wishing I was ruler of the World and then I could have them all as my sole concubines, is this really wrong? " Yes, this is very wrong. There would be none left for me. Not forgiven | |||
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"Can I be seen for a spanking just because I like it " OK | |||
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"Please forgive me.. Lisa for I have sinned I've had lued thoughts about unlos members " Lusting after those who are gone is a waste of your time. Not forgiven | |||
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"My only sin today has been my calorie intake " Then consider ways to use those calories. I'm sure you will come up with something. Forgiven | |||
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"I have had a sordid weekend full of lust. I have been photographed in said position by one of the couple I spent the weekend with. I am incredibly turned on by the photos. Although my "chuffykins" has had more than enough action and was actually very greedy over the weekend, my horn level is rising considerably and I'm sitting in wet undies. Oh sister....what shall one do?!" Go for a jog. Or play chess. Change your knickers. Forgiven | |||
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"Forgive me. I went to sleep forgetting that I was unusually wearing foundation so woke up to a slightly grubby pillow. And it wasn't even my own pillow. " Such careless disregard for other people's property. Not forgiven | |||
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"I was ment to be wanking with nawty boys last nite but I fell asleep. PTU XXX ...much better behaviour. Forgiven If only the nawty boys were so forgiving. x" I'm sure they will chastise you appropiately. | |||
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"My only sin today has been my calorie intake Then consider ways to use those calories. I'm sure you will come up with something. Forgiven " If you have any suggestions you can share from experience it would be greatly appreciated. I'm not sure how effective trial and error would be in this instance | |||
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"My only sin today has been my calorie intake Then consider ways to use those calories. I'm sure you will come up with something. Forgiven If you have any suggestions you can share from experience it would be greatly appreciated. I'm not sure how effective trial and error would be in this instance " Run down the road & back again in 56 seconds. | |||
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"My only sin today has been my calorie intake Then consider ways to use those calories. I'm sure you will come up with something. Forgiven If you have any suggestions you can share from experience it would be greatly appreciated. I'm not sure how effective trial and error would be in this instance Run down the road & back again in 56 seconds." I'll feed back in 2 minutes | |||
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"I have not replied to a couple of messages from lovely ladies on here as my time has been occupied by sleeping, recuperating, cooking, eating, washing the pots, chilling out again, watching something on tv, getting interupted by ma neighbour, taking a phonecall from ma cousin and banging ma head against a brick wall Please forgive me Sister Lisa " A single man? On Fab? Ignoring messages from women?? Sort your shit out. Not forgiven | |||
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"Confessional now closed. Until next week..." Until next week Sister | |||
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