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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A place for night owls to chat away the night. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very, very welcome here. Don't be shy, give us a try. Smileyface.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pleb version

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was too much cock in the end of that other one for my liking.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

......ha! Like I have an issue with too much cock!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"......ha! Like I have an issue with too much cock!!! "

It's ok mine is only average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"......ha! Like I have an issue with too much cock!!!

It's ok mine is only average "

Yours is Estella approved

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Well hello again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well hello again "

Ooh you still up too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well hello again "

Yoo hoo! Fancy seeing you here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's boring being an elite fs I prefer mingling wi the common folks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"......ha! Like I have an issue with too much cock!!!

It's ok mine is only average

Yours is Estella approved "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well hello again "

Hello again.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Well hello again

Ooh you still up too?"

I'm confused about whether I'm staying up late or getting up early

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Well hello again

Yoo hoo! Fancy seeing you here! "

Hello lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well hello again

Ooh you still up too?

I'm confused about whether I'm staying up late or getting up early "

I'm definitely still up

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By *londie8399Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

Just finished work sat with a cup of coffee

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Well hello again

Ooh you still up too?

I'm confused about whether I'm staying up late or getting up early

I'm definitely still up "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well hello again

Yoo hoo! Fancy seeing you here!

Hello lovely "

*waves*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this where the cool kids hang out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just finished work sat with a cup of coffee"

Awww, contemplating?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this where the cool kids hang out?"

You know it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this where the cool kids hang out?"

No just the reprobates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this where the cool kids hang out?

No just the reprobates "

Oh. I thought I was a cool kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I'm a little confused. ..although I guess the cool kids are the reprobates so I guess I'm in the right place. ...

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By *ire X IceCouple
over a year ago

coventry

Hello!!! * waves*

Just sat in dark browsing fab wondering when the other half is coming to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I'm a little confused. ..although I guess the cool kids are the reprobates so I guess I'm in the right place. ..."

Whatever! Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello!!! * waves*

Just sat in dark browsing fab wondering when the other half is coming to bed "

Hello to you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BTW it's spelt 'Kool' these dayz just sayin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello!!! * waves*

Just sat in dark browsing fab wondering when the other half is coming to bed "

Try shouting 'get off fabguys and get your ass up here now!'

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Just got back to here.

I guess I am a Cool Kid. Does that make me Estella approved?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got back to here.

I guess I am a Cool Kid. Does that make me Estella approved?"

**approved**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BTW it's spelt 'Kool' these dayz just sayin. "

You don't even type in the queens english gawd bless her, who's gonna trust you spelling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all working and lurking as always

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Just got back to here.

I guess I am a Cool Kid. Does that make me Estella approved?

**approved** "

Aww Shucks! Blushes & goes all shy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BTW it's spelt 'Kool' these dayz just sayin.

You don't even type in the queens english gawd bless her, who's gonna trust you spelling? "

Your*

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By *ire X IceCouple
over a year ago

coventry


"Hello!!! * waves*

Just sat in dark browsing fab wondering when the other half is coming to bed

Hello to you!"

Hello back sexy lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just finished work sat with a cup of coffee"

Welcome to the late late nocturnal thread extra time. I'm having a cup of tea.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Jim you run a tidy thread here with some lovely people. You're a friendly bunch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this where the cool kids hang out?

You know it!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BTW it's spelt 'Kool' these dayz just sayin.

You don't even type in the queens english gawd bless her, who's gonna trust you spelling?

Your*

"

LMAO ya mars bar an pizza frying grammar nazi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim you run a tidy thread here with some lovely people. You're a friendly bunch "

Thank you, I try my best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BTW it's spelt 'Kool' these dayz just sayin.

You don't even type in the queens english gawd bless her, who's gonna trust you spelling?

Your*

LMAO ya mars bar an pizza frying grammar nazi "

Don't knock the fried Mars bar until you've tried it fs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BTW it's spelt 'Kool' these dayz just sayin.

You don't even type in the queens english gawd bless her, who's gonna trust you spelling?

Your*

LMAO ya mars bar an pizza frying grammar nazi

Don't knock the fried Mars bar until you've tried it fs.

"

I did. That's the problem.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's boring being an elite fs I prefer mingling wi the common folks. "

Pleb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jiiiiiiiiiiim, if I come back via Shrewsbury .........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello!!! * waves*

Just sat in dark browsing fab wondering when the other half is coming to bed "

Is he in yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all working and lurking as always "

Morning! Welcome.

I'm Jim's assistant welcomer. A fluffer of sorts for the main man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BTW it's spelt 'Kool' these dayz just sayin.

You don't even type in the queens english gawd bless her, who's gonna trust you spelling?

Your*

LMAO ya mars bar an pizza frying grammar nazi

Don't knock the fried Mars bar until you've tried it fs.

I did. That's the problem. "

Aye then you woke up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's boring being an elite fs I prefer mingling wi the common folks.

Pleb."

& proud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this where the cool kids hang out?

No just the reprobates "

Sounds like the place to be

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all working and lurking as always "

Good eveningmorning, Fluffy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all working and lurking as always

Morning! Welcome.

I'm Jim's assistant welcomer. A fluffer of sorts for the main man. "

And you do such a fine job of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all working and lurking as always

Good eveningmorning, Fluffy. "

Hi Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all working and lurking as always

Morning! Welcome.

I'm Jim's assistant welcomer. A fluffer of sorts for the main man.

And you do such a fine job of it "

fluffing fluffy whatever next?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jiiiiiiiiiiim, if I come back via Shrewsbury ......... "

If you return via Shrewsbury, what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this where the cool kids hang out?

No just the reprobates

Sounds like the place to be"

Obvs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jiiiiiiiiiiim, if I come back via Shrewsbury .........

If you return via Shrewsbury, what?"

Will you tame the shrew?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this where the cool kids hang out?

No just the reprobates

Sounds like the place to be"

Yeah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all working and lurking as always

Morning! Welcome.

I'm Jim's assistant welcomer. A fluffer of sorts for the main man.

And you do such a fine job of it

fluffing fluffy whatever next?! "

I'm always available for fluffing lol

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

Evening jimbob!!!

**doffs hat**

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"BTW it's spelt 'Kool' these dayz just sayin.

You don't even type in the queens english gawd bless her, who's gonna trust you spelling?

Your*

LMAO ya mars bar an pizza frying shortbread eating grammar nazi "

FIFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So why is everyone up at this time in the morning? Just cos? Working? Just got it? Well it is Saturday.

I made the unfortunate mistake of having a power nap and now I'm wired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm admitting defeat. Hullo again night owls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm admitting defeat. Hullo again night owls "

Way-hey!!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"So why is everyone up at this time in the morning? Just cos? Working? Just got it? Well it is Saturday.

I made the unfortunate mistake of having a power nap and now I'm wired "

Same here. Only 10 minutes that's all, now wide awake club.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening jimbob!!!

**doffs hat**"

Good evening, Sub.

**Doffs hat back at you**

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

On the last 20 minutes of my night and a 40 mile drive home from work to look forward to..

But Jim, I gotta say I'm impressed, you've kept it up for the last 3 hours...

Thats stamina for you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So why is everyone up at this time in the morning? Just cos? Working? Just got it? Well it is Saturday.

I made the unfortunate mistake of having a power nap and now I'm wired

Same here. Only 10 minutes that's all, now wide awake club. "

I blame whatever movie I was half watching.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm admitting defeat. Hullo again night owls

Way-hey!!"

You almost seem pleased I can't sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm admitting defeat. Hullo again night owls

Way-hey!!"

What Estella said.

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By *neoclockgunMan
over a year ago

London

Can't sleep.

In Scotland with my mum and my daughter, which is lovely of course... but horny and missing my gorgeous sexy girlfriend who's back in London...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the last 20 minutes of my night and a 40 mile drive home from work to look forward to..

But Jim, I gotta say I'm impressed, you've kept it up for the last 3 hours...

Thats stamina for you.. "

It bodes well

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield


"Evening jimbob!!!

**doffs hat**

Good evening, Sub.

**Doffs hat back at you**"

This is Sir. subs at home nice and tucked up in bed while I graft my arse off as usual! Spoilt bitch lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm admitting defeat. Hullo again night owls

Way-hey!!

You almost seem pleased I can't sleep"

*whistles nonchalantly*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't sleep.

In Scotland with my mum and my daughter, which is lovely of course... but horny and missing my gorgeous sexy girlfriend who's back in London..."

Awwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't sleep, so I'm in!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening night owls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't sleep, so I'm in!! "

Welcome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm admitting defeat. Hullo again night owls

Way-hey!!

What Estella said."

Hopefully a cup of tea and a strong cocodamol will knock me out for 4 hours. Until then you can keep me company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening night owls "

Twit-twoooo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right I need the go to bed. Gym in the morning, take son to football then fly to Brazil....no peace for the wicked

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By *neoclockgunMan
over a year ago

London


"Can't sleep.

In Scotland with my mum and my daughter, which is lovely of course... but horny and missing my gorgeous sexy girlfriend who's back in London...

Awwww "

She'll be waiting when I get home at midnight tomorrow... hopefully with the big strapon lubed up and ready...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I need the go to bed. Gym in the morning, take son to football then fly to Brazil....no peace for the wicked "

Brazil!!! Fancy schmancy!! Have fun

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"So why is everyone up at this time in the morning? Just cos? Working? Just got it? Well it is Saturday.

I made the unfortunate mistake of having a power nap and now I'm wired

Same here. Only 10 minutes that's all, now wide awake club.

I blame whatever movie I was half watching. "

I blame not sleeping last night and snuggling a hottie (water bottle that is)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't sleep.

In Scotland with my mum and my daughter, which is lovely of course... but horny and missing my gorgeous sexy girlfriend who's back in London..."

All that oxygen up there will have you buzzing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't sleep.

In Scotland with my mum and my daughter, which is lovely of course... but horny and missing my gorgeous sexy girlfriend who's back in London...

Awwww

She'll be waiting when I get home at midnight tomorrow... hopefully with the big strapon lubed up and ready...

"

Brace!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't sleep, so I'm in!!

Welcome!"

Hi Estella, and thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BTW it's spelt 'Kool' these dayz just sayin.

You don't even type in the queens english gawd bless her, who's gonna trust you spelling?

Your*

LMAO ya mars bar an pizza frying shortbread eating grammar nazi

FIFY"

That's just put me in the mood for a midnight munch ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I need the go to bed. Gym in the morning, take son to football then fly to Brazil....no peace for the wicked

Brazil!!! Fancy schmancy!! Have fun "

It's just work

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By *neoclockgunMan
over a year ago

London


"Can't sleep.

In Scotland with my mum and my daughter, which is lovely of course... but horny and missing my gorgeous sexy girlfriend who's back in London...

Awwww

She'll be waiting when I get home at midnight tomorrow... hopefully with the big strapon lubed up and ready...

Brace!"

Oh I won't be bracing... I'll be pulling it in and riding it like a slut...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need to go raid the fridge now and maybe the snack cupboard could go a wee tunnocks tea cake or 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening kids "

Evening dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need to go raid the fridge now and maybe the snack cupboard could go a wee tunnocks tea cake or 10 "

Ooooo I could murder a tea cake! I've got nothing in that doesn't have to be cooked though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I need the go to bed. Gym in the morning, take son to football then fly to Brazil....no peace for the wicked

Brazil!!! Fancy schmancy!! Have fun

It's just work "

Still fancy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't sleep.

In Scotland with my mum and my daughter, which is lovely of course... but horny and missing my gorgeous sexy girlfriend who's back in London...

Awwww

She'll be waiting when I get home at midnight tomorrow... hopefully with the big strapon lubed up and ready...

Brace!

Oh I won't be bracing... I'll be pulling it in and riding it like a slut..."

Ooooofffft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello everyone is this the after party?

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By *neoclockgunMan
over a year ago

London


"Can't sleep.

In Scotland with my mum and my daughter, which is lovely of course... but horny and missing my gorgeous sexy girlfriend who's back in London...

Awwww

She'll be waiting when I get home at midnight tomorrow... hopefully with the big strapon lubed up and ready...

Brace!

Oh I won't be bracing... I'll be pulling it in and riding it like a slut...

Ooooofffft."

Yes...but in such a good, good way...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need to go raid the fridge now and maybe the snack cupboard could go a wee tunnocks tea cake or 10 "

Ooh I love tunnocks tea cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need to go raid the fridge now and maybe the snack cupboard could go a wee tunnocks tea cake or 10

Ooooo I could murder a tea cake! I've got nothing in that doesn't have to be cooked though "

I've got Tony Sopranos fridge in my kitchen fs, think I'll have some pastrami to start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need to go raid the fridge now and maybe the snack cupboard could go a wee tunnocks tea cake or 10

Ooh I love tunnocks tea cakes "

The question is, caramel wafer or tea cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need to go raid the fridge now and maybe the snack cupboard could go a wee tunnocks tea cake or 10

Ooooo I could murder a tea cake! I've got nothing in that doesn't have to be cooked though

I've got Tony Sopranos fridge in my kitchen fs, think I'll have some pastrami to start "

Where's the drooling emoji when you need it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need to go raid the fridge now and maybe the snack cupboard could go a wee tunnocks tea cake or 10

Ooh I love tunnocks tea cakes

The question is, caramel wafer or tea cake? "

Both am greedy like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need to go raid the fridge now and maybe the snack cupboard could go a wee tunnocks tea cake or 10

Ooh I love tunnocks tea cakes

The question is, caramel wafer or tea cake? "

Tough choice

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By *neoclockgunMan
over a year ago

London

Right. I'm going to take my horn and try to sleep...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need to go raid the fridge now and maybe the snack cupboard could go a wee tunnocks tea cake or 10

Ooh I love tunnocks tea cakes

The question is, caramel wafer or tea cake?

Both am greedy like that "

Oi! You've got pastrami

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On the last 20 minutes of my night and a 40 mile drive home from work to look forward to..

But Jim, I gotta say I'm impressed, you've kept it up for the last 3 hours...

Thats stamina for you..

It bodes well "

It sure does.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right. I'm going to take my horn and try to sleep..."

Na night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need to go raid the fridge now and maybe the snack cupboard could go a wee tunnocks tea cake or 10

Ooh I love tunnocks tea cakes

The question is, caramel wafer or tea cake?

Tough choice "

We shouldn't have to choose.

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over a year ago


"On the last 20 minutes of my night and a 40 mile drive home from work to look forward to..

But Jim, I gotta say I'm impressed, you've kept it up for the last 3 hours...

Thats stamina for you..

It bodes well

It sure does."

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over a year ago


"Need to go raid the fridge now and maybe the snack cupboard could go a wee tunnocks tea cake or 10

Ooh I love tunnocks tea cakes

The question is, caramel wafer or tea cake?

Tough choice

We shouldn't have to choose. "

Stop it you're making me hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got in from a great night on the town and I am totally not half cut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Canny whack a late night munch fs mmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I need the go to bed. Gym in the morning, take son to football then fly to Brazil....no peace for the wicked

Brazil!!! Fancy schmancy!! Have fun

It's just work

Still fancy!!"

Just another hotel in a different part of the world but 58 hours travelling in a week. Not quite as fancy as it seems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BTW it's spelt 'Kool' these dayz just sayin.

You don't even type in the queens english gawd bless her, who's gonna trust you spelling?

Your*

LMAO ya mars bar an pizza frying grammar nazi

Don't knock the fried Mars bar until you've tried it fs.

I did. That's the problem.

Aye then you woke up. "

Bluergh

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over a year ago


"Need to go raid the fridge now and maybe the snack cupboard could go a wee tunnocks tea cake or 10

Ooh I love tunnocks tea cakes

The question is, caramel wafer, 'caramel log' or tea cake? "

FIFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got in from a great night on the town and I am totally not half cut "

Hehe. You're not at the room spinning stage yet so you're still good for another hour. Rum?

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over a year ago


"Canny whack a late night munch fs mmmmmmmmm "

Never a truer word spoken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Canny whack a late night munch fs mmmmmmmmm "

What you going to fry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got in from a great night on the town and I am totally not half cut

Hehe. You're not at the room spinning stage yet so you're still good for another hour. Rum?"

Rum? I like the cut of your jib Mrsmac

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Need to go raid the fridge now and maybe the snack cupboard could go a wee tunnocks tea cake or 10

Ooh I love tunnocks tea cakes

The question is, caramel wafer or tea cake?

Tough choice

We shouldn't have to choose. "

I'm with you. Who can choose? Anyone want to go halves on both?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need to go raid the fridge now and maybe the snack cupboard could go a wee tunnocks tea cake or 10

Ooh I love tunnocks tea cakes

The question is, caramel wafer or tea cake?

Tough choice

We shouldn't have to choose.

I'm with you. Who can choose? Anyone want to go halves on both? "

I assume you mean half the packets yeah? If so, count me in

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Need to go raid the fridge now and maybe the snack cupboard could go a wee tunnocks tea cake or 10

Ooh I love tunnocks tea cakes

The question is, caramel wafer, 'caramel log' or tea cake?

FIFY "

Of course, don't forget Irn Bru to wash it down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got in from a great night on the town and I am totally not half cut

Hehe. You're not at the room spinning stage yet so you're still good for another hour. Rum?

Rum? I like the cut of your jib Mrsmac"

I have no mixer...unless you count ice as a mixer. You have a good night then?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Need to go raid the fridge now and maybe the snack cupboard could go a wee tunnocks tea cake or 10

Ooh I love tunnocks tea cakes

The question is, caramel wafer or tea cake?

Tough choice

We shouldn't have to choose.

I'm with you. Who can choose? Anyone want to go halves on both?

I assume you mean half the packets yeah? If so, count me in"

It's a deal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can't keep up with two threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lying on the sofa wondering why I'm awake. Night time always feels more exciting than the day time. Feels almost a shame to waste it by going to sleep...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't keep up with two threads."

Pfffft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lying on the sofa wondering why I'm awake. Night time always feels more exciting than the day time. Feels almost a shame to waste it by going to sleep..."

Night time ruminations

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over a year ago


"I can't keep up with two threads."

You seem to be doing a marvellous job if keeping it up

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Jim, I'm giving up now.

Have a good evening / morning!

Iain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lying on the sofa wondering why I'm awake. Night time always feels more exciting than the day time. Feels almost a shame to waste it by going to sleep...

Night time ruminations "

That's a very fancy word for staring at the wall It's a good time for a thorough ruminate, though. Nice and quiet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got in from a great night on the town and I am totally not half cut

Hehe. You're not at the room spinning stage yet so you're still good for another hour. Rum?"
if I had more rum you won't see it for dust lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello everyone is this the after party? "

Yeah it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got in from a great night on the town and I am totally not half cut

Hehe. You're not at the room spinning stage yet so you're still good for another hour. Rum?if I had more rum you won't see it for dust lol"

I got a wine rack bursting with Sailor Jerry. Even you would have a hard time depleting that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, I'm giving up now.

Have a good evening / morning!

Iain."

You too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need to go raid the fridge now and maybe the snack cupboard could go a wee tunnocks tea cake or 10

Ooh I love tunnocks tea cakes

The question is, caramel wafer, 'caramel log' or tea cake?

FIFY

Of course, don't forget Irn Bru to wash it down!"

Aye but the sugar free irn bru for me am watching my calories fs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't keep up with two threads.

Pfffft."

I'm just a bloke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't keep up with two threads.

Pfffft.

I'm just a bloke."

No. You are ErectJim. And I will have you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't keep up with two threads.

Pfffft.

I'm just a bloke.

No. You are ErectJim. And I will have you. "

Although right now, I must away!

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By *emptd2Man
over a year ago

Burgess Hill

Just got back in from a a night out. Should be in bed as I've got football tomorrow morning. Yet I'm on here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't sleep, so I'm in!! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't keep up with two threads.

Pfffft.

I'm just a bloke.

No. You are ErectJim. And I will have you.

Although right now, I must away! "

Thanks helping host this thread. Sweet filthy dreams.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just got back in from a a night out. Should be in bed as I've got football tomorrow morning. Yet I'm on here. "

The night is young.

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over a year ago


"Just got in from a great night on the town and I am totally not half cut

Hehe. You're not at the room spinning stage yet so you're still good for another hour. Rum?if I had more rum you won't see it for dust lol

I got a wine rack bursting with Sailor Jerry. Even you would have a hard time depleting that"

I'll happily help you with the sailor jerrys and in return you can come help me with my 34 bottle collection of varying rums...

X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't keep up with two threads.

You seem to be doing a marvellous job if keeping it up"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got in from a great night on the town and I am totally not half cut

Hehe. You're not at the room spinning stage yet so you're still good for another hour. Rum?if I had more rum you won't see it for dust lol

I got a wine rack bursting with Sailor Jerry. Even you would have a hard time depleting that

I'll happily help you with the sailor jerrys and in return you can come help me with my 34 bottle collection of varying rums...

X"

I'm on my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got in from a great night on the town and I am totally not half cut

Hehe. You're not at the room spinning stage yet so you're still good for another hour. Rum?if I had more rum you won't see it for dust lol

I got a wine rack bursting with Sailor Jerry. Even you would have a hard time depleting that

I'll happily help you with the sailor jerrys and in return you can come help me with my 34 bottle collection of varying rums...

X

I'm on my way "

I'll get the glasses out ready ?? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got in from a great night on the town and I am totally not half cut

Hehe. You're not at the room spinning stage yet so you're still good for another hour. Rum?if I had more rum you won't see it for dust lol

I got a wine rack bursting with Sailor Jerry. Even you would have a hard time depleting that

I'll happily help you with the sailor jerrys and in return you can come help me with my 34 bottle collection of varying rums...

X

I'm on my way

I'll get the glasses out ready ?? X"
who needs glasses when you can drink from the bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got in from a great night on the town and I am totally not half cut

Hehe. You're not at the room spinning stage yet so you're still good for another hour. Rum?if I had more rum you won't see it for dust lol

I got a wine rack bursting with Sailor Jerry. Even you would have a hard time depleting that

I'll happily help you with the sailor jerrys and in return you can come help me with my 34 bottle collection of varying rums...

X

I'm on my way

I'll get the glasses out ready ?? X who needs glasses when you can drink from the bottle"

I prefer a glass. I'm not pirate enough to swig from the bottle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just got in from a great night on the town and I am totally not half cut

Hehe. You're not at the room spinning stage yet so you're still good for another hour. Rum?if I had more rum you won't see it for dust lol

I got a wine rack bursting with Sailor Jerry. Even you would have a hard time depleting that

I'll happily help you with the sailor jerrys and in return you can come help me with my 34 bottle collection of varying rums...

X

I'm on my way

I'll get the glasses out ready ?? X who needs glasses when you can drink from the bottle

I prefer a glass. I'm not pirate enough to swig from the bottle. "

So sophisticated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got in from a great night on the town and I am totally not half cut

Hehe. You're not at the room spinning stage yet so you're still good for another hour. Rum?if I had more rum you won't see it for dust lol

I got a wine rack bursting with Sailor Jerry. Even you would have a hard time depleting that

I'll happily help you with the sailor jerrys and in return you can come help me with my 34 bottle collection of varying rums...

X

I'm on my way

I'll get the glasses out ready ?? X who needs glasses when you can drink from the bottle

I prefer a glass. I'm not pirate enough to swig from the bottle. "
not yet anyways but can easily be learned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damnations I'm still up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damnations I'm still up "

Go chug one oot fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damnations I'm still up

Go chug one oot fs"

Already did

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over a year ago


"Damnations I'm still up

Go chug one oot fs

Already did "

Again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damnations I'm still up

Go chug one oot fs

Already did

Again?"

Insatiable

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Damnations I'm still up "

And me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damnations I'm still up

And me "

It's a pain isn't it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damnations I'm still up

Go chug one oot fs

Already did

Again?

Insatiable "

Get yersel one a they satisfier things a hear they're all the rage fs.

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over a year ago


"Damnations I'm still up

Go chug one oot fs

Already did

Again?

Insatiable

Get yersel one a they satisfier things a hear they're all the rage fs. "

I call mine "Jim"

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Damnations I'm still up

And me

It's a pain isn't it! "

Yep. I'll be on the good morning thread with Private Parts in a couple of hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damnations I'm still up

Go chug one oot fs

Already did

Again?

Insatiable

Get yersel one a they satisfier things a hear they're all the rage fs.

I call mine "Jim" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one is almost full up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This one is almost full up "

Nearly there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrap me up in a duvet and give me a squeeze, I'm done.

Gentleman, it's been a pleasure.

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over a year ago


"Wrap me up in a duvet and give me a squeeze, I'm done.

Gentleman, it's been a pleasure. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This one is almost full up "

Be full if you weren't all posting in the full one.

How the fuck do you do that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a magic stick, kneel before me and dae some serious ass kissing of a Scotsman's erse and I might, a said might let you borrow it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Guys, good night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have a magic stick, kneel before me and dae some serious ass kissing of a Scotsman's erse and I might, a said might let you borrow it. "

I don't do riming, might give you a shiner if you wash your bits though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I know how.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naw and nyte nyte all am oooooot for the count.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You just back button then fill in a post to this thread from before it was shut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naw and nyte nyte all am oooooot for the count. "

And your scared of my potential for oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You just back button then fill in a post to this thread from before it was shut. "

42

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh look am back, hey you guys....

Waves* at Dark again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiz been fun but am aff tae spoon some rump erse nyte nyte ya'll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Canny leave it sitting at an odd number fs my ocd won't allow it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hocus pocus

Fs

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