FabSwingers.com forum: Best blue movie ever

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Many years ago there was a thing called a video recorder that used a video tape to record things on. ( Just a wee bit of information for your young people on here)

Anyway a friend asked me one? night did i have any blue video's.( A Tape with sex on it )

I told him i did. So after he got me a few pints i told him i drop it in the next day.

So i went home got my mum's old blue coat and set up the video camera and taped 4 hrs of the back of the blue coat.

Two days later my friend phoned the house phone ( before we all had mobile phones the phones were plugged into the wall)

And after complaining for 10 mins that he spent an hour fast forwarding and rewinding it he couldn't find any sex.

When i asked him the colour of the picture.

He saw the funny side.

3 weeks later another friend asked me in the club did i want to see a blue video.

Well i got my tape back

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah the old VHS porno hey? All shaky and distorted frantically trying to adjust the tracking control to sharpen the picture when a close up (invariably very hairy) vagina was on screen! Kids don't know how easy they've got it today with ultra HD online porn, we had to make do with grainy 7th generation copies of copies with dodgy soundtracks