FabSwingers.com forum: Comebacks.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Real women make yer dick hard, no your life.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Many a mickle make a muckle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waaaaaaaaaahhhh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

........Real men make yer pussy wet, no yer eyes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real men make your bed wet not your eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might be a cock sucker, but I won't be sucking yours, an neither will anyone else by the look of you.

Drops Mike

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

An apple a day helps teeth decay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See the feel good thread above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where there's muck, there's brass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Real men make your bed wet not your eyes "

Erm so do old folks and alkies

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"See the feel good thread above"

If you post on here, it'll be below.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is it ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

All that glitters is not gold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut up...or get your face punched in.

(one I learned to heed early on in life)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Those who hav conservatories shudny chuck stanes.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer"

Many true word spoken in jest.... now, sit on my face! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer

Many true word spoken in jest.... now, sit on my face! Lol

Batten down the hatches

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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if he calls you a crazy bitch, take that as a compliment, coz crazy bitches are better in bed.

but stab him just in case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if he calls you a crazy bitch, take that as a compliment, coz crazy bitches are better in bed.

but stab him just in case."

i used to see a crazy bitch...couple of years after i stopped seeing her she turned up in take a break magazine or some such publication featuring her story 'i stabbed my dad over a bacon sandwich!' wtf...she wasn't that great i bed as much as i hate to break it to you

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"if he calls you a crazy bitch, take that as a compliment, coz crazy bitches are better in bed.

but stab him just in case.

i have never seen that meme on facebook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if he calls you a crazy bitch, take that as a compliment, coz crazy bitches are better in bed.

but stab him just in case.

Look, nothing comes between me and bacon ok bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if he calls you a crazy bitch, take that as a compliment, coz crazy bitches are better in bed.

but stab him just in case.

i have never seen that meme on facebook.

you've just confused hell outta me...eh?

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"if he calls you a crazy bitch, take that as a compliment, coz crazy bitches are better in bed.

but stab him just in case.

i have never seen that meme on facebook.

you've just confused hell outta me...eh?

this topic seems to be facebook memes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if he calls you a crazy bitch, take that as a compliment, coz crazy bitches are better in bed.

but stab him just in case.

Look, nothing comes between me and bacon ok bitch

i believe it was the offer of bacon that sparked it off, girl really didn't want a slice 'o' pig that day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if he calls you a crazy bitch, take that as a compliment, coz crazy bitches are better in bed.

but stab him just in case.

i have never seen that meme on facebook.

you've just confused hell outta me...eh?

this topic seems to be facebook memes. "

ah! bingo...sorry...took a second for the penny to drop. doh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dafuqs facebook?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if he calls you a crazy bitch, take that as a compliment, coz crazy bitches are better in bed.

but stab him just in case.

How were her bacon sandwiches?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't ask, don't get.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"if he calls you a crazy bitch, take that as a compliment, coz crazy bitches are better in bed.

but stab him just in case.

i have never seen that meme on facebook.

you've just confused hell outta me...eh?

this topic seems to be facebook memes.

ah! bingo...sorry...took a second for the penny to drop. doh!"

no worries, was gonna make a comment about what you said but couldn't think what to say to that really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if he calls you a crazy bitch, take that as a compliment, coz crazy bitches are better in bed.

but stab him just in case.

How were her bacon sandwiches?"

she liked them smeared down the wall in rage, presented somewhere near the skirting board amongst a few shards of crockery

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How dae ye like yer eggs in mornin?

......... Ovulated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if he calls you a crazy bitch, take that as a compliment, coz crazy bitches are better in bed.

but stab him just in case.

i have never seen that meme on facebook.

you've just confused hell outta me...eh?

this topic seems to be facebook memes.

ah! bingo...sorry...took a second for the penny to drop. doh!

no worries, was gonna make a comment about what you said but couldn't think what to say to that really."

i'm just not very 'down' with the facebook thing and memes and stuff...i've only just recently found out that those little things people put up are called memes! i keep looking for the fab emoji's on facebook and i'm disappointed to never find them. i'm becoming institutionalised here i think

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't ask, don't get. "

FAF?

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"if he calls you a crazy bitch, take that as a compliment, coz crazy bitches are better in bed.

but stab him just in case.

i have never seen that meme on facebook.

you've just confused hell outta me...eh?

this topic seems to be facebook memes.

ah! bingo...sorry...took a second for the penny to drop. doh!

no worries, was gonna make a comment about what you said but couldn't think what to say to that really.

i only use it to message my sisters and son now, but scroll through stuff while doing that. you seem a little behind on the internet, not always a bad thing either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't ask, don't get.

FAF? "

Apparently you're too far, far away...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't ask, don't get.

FAF?

Apparently you're too far, far away..."

now that's a peach of a comeback fs touche

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would you like a seat whilst a tear you a new one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just watch where them huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'd wanted to listen to an arse talk i would have farted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna talk about cum backs

ask your mother for my cum back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real men have hairy chests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't trust anything, even salt looks like sugar...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Violence is not the answer............. unless the question is "what is not the answer?"

Always finish what you sta....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanna talk about cum backs

ask your mother for my cum back "

I'm old enough to be your dad but the guy in front had the exact change

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By *duk70Man
over a year ago

langley

I may be old enough to be your dad but my blood doesn't run through your veins

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You've put on weight....!

Aye, everytime I shag yer wife she makes me a sandwich.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Shame yours is on your face.

Ot the standard yet effective takes one to know one response.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Och away and don't talk shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real men make women's nicks wet not there eyes .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Take yer poker oot yer erse ya prick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Och away and don't talk shite. "

Haud yer wheesht

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Och away and don't talk shite.

Haud yer wheesht "

Goanna no do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont piss down my back and tell me its raining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Och away and don't talk shite.

Haud yer wheesht

Goanna no do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Och away and don't talk shite.

Haud yer wheesht

Goanna no do that.

Away and bile yer heid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Och away and don't talk shite.

Haud yer wheesht

Goanna no do that.

Away and bile yer heid

Shut it ya bawbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol. Starting to like you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol. Starting to like you.

That's plenty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One of my personal favs I picked up off here:

Twaddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye, good enough for a push and a shove in the dark.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dae yeh mark it in yer diary tae get oan my tits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dae yeh mark it in yer diary tae get oan my tits? "

No, that would mean effort and let's face it, you're not worth the lead from my pencil. (don't actually have a pencil being a girl)

I'm not trying, wait till I do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dae yeh mark it in yer diary tae get oan my tits?

No, that would mean effort and let's face it, you're not worth the lead from my pencil. (don't actually have a pencil being a girl)

I'm not trying, wait till I do.

Now yer speaking ma lingo fs,

. if a wis Long John Silver you'd be the first tae walk the plans ya wank.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Plank*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plank* "

Jings crivens help ma boab! A pirate! I'll say no to a bit of fingering then. That hook would do some damage.

Mind you....a boatload of sex starved men, mmmm, there's a thought.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Plank*

Jings crivens help ma boab! A pirate! I'll say no to a bit of fingering then. That hook would do some damage.

Mind you....a boatload of sex starved men, mmmm, there's a thought. "

This just in........ Naw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plank*

Jings crivens help ma boab! A pirate! I'll say no to a bit of fingering then. That hook would do some damage.

Mind you....a boatload of sex starved men, mmmm, there's a thought.

This just in........ Naw"

Lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You're what the French call 'les incompetents'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No les girls I've met would say I was incompetent.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No les girls I've met would say I was incompetent.

Shite story pal

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Where there's muck, there's brass.

Your cock must be worth a fortune!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Real women make yer dick hard, no your life."

It's not the men in your life that make your pussy wet........ it's the life in the men.

( sorry mae )

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"........Real men make yer pussy wet, no yer eyes!"

You've got eyes like petals .... bicycle pedals they go round and round and round

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Real men make your bed wet not your eyes

Erm so do old folks and alkies "

2 out of 2 for you then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it ain't broke don't fix it. When is the plastic surgery booked for?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"if he calls you a crazy bitch, take that as a compliment, coz crazy bitches are better in bed.

but stab him just in case.

How were her bacon sandwiches?"

Better than her beef flaps !! boom boom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You might be on your period but yer mouth ain't, open wide and say aaahhhhhh.

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over a year ago

"if he calls you a crazy bitch, take that as a compliment, coz crazy bitches are better in bed.

but stab him just in case.

i have never seen that meme on facebook.

you've just confused hell outta me...eh?

this topic seems to be facebook memes.

ah! bingo...sorry...took a second for the penny to drop. doh!

no worries, was gonna make a comment about what you said but couldn't think what to say to that really.

I keep wanting Fab emoji's on my work email.

Great thread OP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can roll a shit in glitter but it's still shit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Like a lamb to the slaughter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"if he calls you a crazy bitch, take that as a compliment, coz crazy bitches are better in bed.

but stab him just in case.

i have never seen that meme on facebook.

you've just confused hell outta me...eh?

this topic seems to be facebook memes.

ah! bingo...sorry...took a second for the penny to drop. doh!

no worries, was gonna make a comment about what you said but couldn't think what to say to that really.

I keep wanting Fab emoji's on my work email.

Great thread OP!

Danke schön

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would you like a drink with your humble pie?

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By *has like usMan
over a year ago

east kilbride

You're story has truly touched my heart, unfortunately it is my day off from giving a f@@@ today, do one ya steamer x x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yaawwwwwaaaaaaan.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Get it right up yehhhhhh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When a troll, trolls a troll.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

'42'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haters gonna hate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Milk lemonade chocolate

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By *earandmonkeyCouple
over a year ago

uxbridge

Your mother should of swallowed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The forums are meant to be fun, if you find yourself fuming and writing long angry messages you're probably best taking a break from it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brace!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any chance of getting in your pants? No there's a c**t in there already.....

Delightful Mansfield lady.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dae you mark it in yer diary tae get oan ma tits fs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're mean!!

Yeah. I suck at comebacks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real men handle curves .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Did the nurse slap your face instead of your Arse when you were born? Cause you fugly fs.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

It's not my fault you can't keep up (if a guy cums too soon)

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Your mother should of swallowed"

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