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When a woman qirts what is she qirting ?

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By *eepster1 OP   Man
over a year ago

birmingham

When a woman qirts what is she qirting

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Qirting juice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The age old quetion !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never seen anyone quirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Qirting...is this a new sexual kink that I haven't heard about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When a woman qirts what is she qirting "

I bet you feel tupid forgetting that S aren't you?

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Top line on a dodgy keyboard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How is babby formed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive heard the Brazilians do it well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's involuntary emission of urine from the bladder with a little bit of prostate secretion thrown in. Sad to disappoint everyone that hoped it was a secret store of female cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When a woman qirts what is she qirting "

Prosecco apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's involuntary emission of urine from the bladder with a little bit of prostate secretion thrown in. Sad to disappoint everyone that hoped it was a secret store of female cum. "

Citation needed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's involuntary emission of urine from the bladder with a little bit of prostate secretion thrown in. Sad to disappoint everyone that hoped it was a secret store of female cum. "

It's exactly this above ^^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's involuntary emission of urine from the bladder with a little bit of prostate secretion thrown in. Sad to disappoint everyone that hoped it was a secret store of female cum. "

Oh I thought it was magical unicorn love juice.

PTU xxx

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Often discussed, never resolved.

Probably best to just enjoy it (if its your thing) and not question too closely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When a woman qirts what is she qirting

Prosecco apparently"

I may become a lesbian if that's the case lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When a woman qirts what is she qirting

Prosecco apparently"

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"When a woman qirts what is she qirting

Prosecco apparently"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should add that if you're a platinum member, it's champagne instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My source is a gynaecologist. An involuntary response so there's nothing abnormal. But I don't think I'll be lapping it up, if I ever see it happen.

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By *eepster1 OP   Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Yea l had this lovely woman cum on me ! I thought what the fuck good though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was this the same lady who has the smelly pussy op?

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

The 's' on the OP's keyboard is working though so he could actually mean quirting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hurtin' for a quirtin'!?

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"My source is a gynaecologist. An involuntary response so there's nothing abnormal. But I don't think I'll be lapping it up, if I ever see it happen. "

Don't worry the squirters won't be queuing up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never seen anyone quirt "

there is nothing quirt like it

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Here we go again lol

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

T_edegar


"When a woman qirts what is she qirting

I bet you feel tupid forgetting that S aren't you? "

yes he does, everyone knows qirts ends in double s!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never 'quirted' before ..... but ooooh I wish it were prosecco my fave! X

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By *reman6976Man
over a year ago

Deeping St James

Is a qirt a spouting of a question?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Once, an over sight. But thrice! Unforgivable!

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham


"How is babby formed? "

How girl get pragnent?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's involuntary emission of urine from the bladder with a little bit of prostate secretion thrown in. Sad to disappoint everyone that hoped it was a secret store of female cum.

It's exactly this above ^^^^"

It can't be exactly that.

Women don't have a prostate gland.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about the Skene's Gland, very similar to men's prostate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about the left foot,very similar to the right foot,but it's still the left foot.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"It's involuntary emission of urine from the bladder with a little bit of prostate secretion thrown in. Sad to disappoint everyone that hoped it was a secret store of female cum.

It's exactly this above ^^^^

It can't be exactly that.

Women don't have a prostate gland."

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Quirting or squirting, it's wee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since when did womem have a prostate?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Since when did womem have a prostate? "

Since round about the time they started quirting and liking a goo ace uck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since when did womem have a prostate?

Since round about the time they started quirting and liking a goo ace uck. "

You eed a ew keyboard

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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nobody really knows. there haven't been enough tests done. no-one gives a shit about womens sexual stuff.

the government banned it anyway, despite this.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Since when did womem have a prostate?

Since round about the time they started quirting and liking a goo ace uck.

You eed a ew keyboard "

you nee a ne eyboar too

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"nobody really knows. there haven't been enough tests done. no-one gives a shit about womens sexual stuff.

the government banned it anyway, despite this."

they do know....... the internet says

The goverment has banned breathing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only it were prosecco...i might be persuaded to be bi

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"nobody really knows. there haven't been enough tests done. no-one gives a shit about womens sexual stuff.

the government banned it anyway, despite this.

they do know....... the internet says

The goverment has banned breathing"

it banned face sitting, which is the opposite of that. i forgot about that one also.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think she quirts quidditches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liquid magic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear lord not this again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear lord not this again "

No, no. We're discussing quirting, not squirting. It's really quite different.

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"When a woman qirts what is she qirting

I bet you feel tupid forgetting that S aren't you? "

He always drops his S,

Ever since he was a kid after he was attacked by a _ed quirrel.. What a illy od he was...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When a woman qirts what is she qirting

I bet you feel tupid forgetting that S aren't you?

He always drops his S,

Ever since he was a kid after he was attacked by a _ed quirrel.. What a illy od he was..."

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When a woman qirts what is she qirting

I bet you feel tupid forgetting that S aren't you?

He always drops his S,

Ever since he was a kid after he was attacked by a _ed quirrel.. What a illy od he was..."

A similar thing happened to me but instead of a quirrel I got attacked by a lippery limy nake.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

According to Wikipedia...

"A quirt is a forked type of whip which usually has two falls at the end (like the tails on some tawses), sometimes called a riding quirt or horse quirt."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to Wikipedia...

"A quirt is a forked type of whip which usually has two falls at the end (like the tails on some tawses), sometimes called a riding quirt or horse quirt."

"

Not sure I'd like horse quirt all over me!

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"Top line on a dodgy keyboard?"

Maybe someone quirted on the keyboard and killed the s..

Or qwerted even.

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