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Aim for the stars - and you might just reach the moon!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Inspired by the 'Outta my league' thread - today's the day to put your big boy / girl pants on and go message that hottie in this thread that you really think 'hell, there's no way they'd want to speak to me'. G'wan do it! Be brave! You might just make a new friend!

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* n.b. ok I know we actually need some hotties for the thread to work. I'm sure some will be along shortly ..

** don't get upset if your said hottie has filters up or blocks you after messaging them. I take no responsibility for this thread ruining your day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've probably allready mailed them and been blocked.

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Have my day ruined...

Sounds more like a spiral into a depression where alcohol becomes your only friend..

Shunned socially by all you know you end up living on a park bench, drinking Tennants super outta a paper bag and hurling abuse at the pigeons that flock to your feet....

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Hmmmm,

I'm absolutely up for that...

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

But I'm not wearing any pants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But I'm not wearing any pants. "

Ah, you're aiming for a full moon then??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Inspired by the 'Outta my league' thread - today's the day to put your big boy / girl pants on and go message that hottie in this thread that you really think 'hell, there's no way they'd want to speak to me'. G'wan do it! Be brave! You might just make a new friend!

.

* n.b. ok I know we actually need some hotties for the thread to work. I'm sure some will be along shortly ..

** don't get upset if your said hottie has filters up or blocks you after messaging them. I take no responsibility for this thread ruining your day "

Wouldnt it be more productive to lower your standards thus increasing the chance of some action?

I'm led to believe that is quite common place in here for some people?

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.


"But I'm not wearing any pants.

Ah, you're aiming for a full moon then?? "

I will just bend over and it will be the eclipse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've dug my big boy pants out from the back of the draw and shaken the dust off them.

Now, who can I message....

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Hopefully one shall take my breath away......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But I'm not wearing any pants.

Ah, you're aiming for a full moon then?? I will just bend over and it will be the eclipse. "

I thought that's where the sun shone from??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll join in, but won't be holding my breath for an influx of messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on sunbed naked so will will go with the full moon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello chums I am in , I always feel I am slightly out of my league . Though you never know , come say hello

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By *blasiansCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

We're still amarting from the block last night

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"I'll join in, but won't be holding my breath for an influx of messages. "

I can't message you.....I'm too young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll join in, but won't be holding my breath for an influx of messages.

I can't message you.....I'm too young "

I'll message you

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.


"But I'm not wearing any pants.

Ah, you're aiming for a full moon then?? I will just bend over and it will be the eclipse.

I thought that's where the sun shone from?? "

Kiss my arse and feel the heat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can only see this ending badly for me

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I'd be messaging all day if I adopted that approach..me being in the Sunday Leagues and all...besides I have a Tea Party to attend!!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Go on then, squash my jaded opinion of late if you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll join in...although I'm generally more of a giver than a receiver!

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to message myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanders in..... lets have a lil looksee....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm brave or stupid, is there any difference. I'm in though don't expect a sudden rush on my inbox

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

If we like someone. We chat with them. Thats the whole point of being here.

Faf?

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By *hatguyJoeMan
over a year ago

Preston


"I've probably allready mailed them and been blocked. "

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

i will throw my hat into the ring just for the crack of seeing what happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in for the fuck.

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

I'll have a go but will see what happens, generally just out of some people's age range or too hairy lol..! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ooh dipping back into the the thread after half an hour so and hotties have turned up! Woohoo!

Ok, I'm taking a shower, popping out for a bit but will be slipping on big boy pants later and dropping a message later on today to (at least) one unfortunate recipient!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/x5Za8HggalY

Yes, no, maybe

I don't know

Can you repeat the question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But I'm not wearing any pants.

Ah, you're aiming for a full moon then?? I will just bend over and it will be the eclipse.

I thought that's where the sun shone from?? Kiss my arse and feel the heat. "

I'll singe my lips!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually don't like to think I'm 'out of peoples league' or that I'm 'unapproachable' as I'm actually a really nice, genuine, down to earth girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why the hell not

Now who can I see here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I need classy pics to be in this thread?

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I need classy pics to be in this thread?

PTU xxx"

Not necessarily, but classy is best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I need classy pics to be in this thread?

PTU xxx

Not necessarily, but classy is best "

Oh damn I best leave then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I need classy pics to be in this thread?

PTU xxx

Not necessarily, but classy is best "

Oh bugger! x

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I've probably allready mailed them and been blocked. "

Forever the optimist lol

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Dam, she has site supporters only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in and about to message

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Inspired by the 'Outta my league' thread - today's the day to put your big boy / girl pants on and go message that hottie in this thread that you really think 'hell, there's no way they'd want to speak to me'. G'wan do it! Be brave! You might just make a new friend!

.

* n.b. ok I know we actually need some hotties for the thread to work. I'm sure some will be along shortly ..

** don't get upset if your said hottie has filters up or blocks you after messaging them. I take no responsibility for this thread ruining your day

Wouldnt it be more productive to lower your standards thus increasing the chance of some action?

I'm led to believe that is quite common place in here for some people? "

Meow!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I need classy pics to be in this thread?

PTU xxx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I need classy pics to be in this thread?

PTU xxx

Not necessarily, but classy is best

Oh damn I best leave then "

Goodbye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But no face photos, I can't tell how brave I'm being

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've already got the moon. Now what do I do with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this thread x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I need classy pics to be in this thread?

PTU xxx

Not necessarily, but classy is best

Oh damn I best leave then

Goodbye "

Charming as ever

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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not sure what this topic is about but this one time i aimed for the stars...flew straight past the moon (all's good so far), but then i got sucked into a vortex and ended up floating around in limbo for such a long time (not so good).

dr stephen hawking rescued me thank god. and i do believe their is a god after spending an eternity being trapped like that coz he spoke to me quite often but the mean git did not use his super powers to help me at all.

true story.

diclaimer: i may be lying.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I got one! Woohoo!

I haven't had time to sit down and properly write one out yet to a prospective victim, er, recipient as I don't want to do a half arsed job of it and get blocked - but I'll give it a go later!

In the meantime shameless thread bump!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I need classy pics to be in this thread?

PTU xxx

Not necessarily, but classy is best

Oh damn I best leave then

Goodbye

Charming as ever "

Ohhh I'm sorry, how can I possibly make it up to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I need classy pics to be in this thread?

PTU xxx

Not necessarily, but classy is best

Oh damn I best leave then

Goodbye

Charming as ever

Ohhh I'm sorry, how can I possibly make it up to you "

I was actually really hurt so you're going to have to REALLY REALLY make it up to me

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I only received the 1 message, but it was a quality one, so thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did exactly this the other night.

There was a couple (who don't use the forums) who I really liked the look of the female half.

Fucking HOT body.The most perfectly shaped pair of tits you've ever seen...I mean...Jesus Christ kind of thing.

Anyway, I'd been sat on the fence about messaging them for about a month, finally that fence broke and I mailed them on wednesday evening, totally not expecting a reply back (I mean come the fuck on no chance)..but the female half did.

We got chatting, exchanged face pics chatted for about 2 hours after that back and forth and we'll see what happens.

This was a couple I absolutely thought no chance in hell will they reply to me, and chewed it and chewed it over for at least a month. At least.

...finally mailed wednesday night chatted loads and exchanged pics and got on great.

You just never know until you try.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did exactly this the other night.

There was a couple (who don't use the forums) who I really liked the look of the female half.

Fucking HOT body.The most perfectly shaped pair of tits you've ever seen...I mean...Jesus Christ kind of thing.

Anyway, I'd been sat on the fence about messaging them for about a month, finally that fence broke and I mailed them on wednesday evening, totally not expecting a reply back (I mean come the fuck on no chance)..but the female half did.

We got chatting, exchanged face pics chatted for about 2 hours after that back and forth and we'll see what happens.

This was a couple I absolutely thought no chance in hell will they reply to me, and chewed it and chewed it over for at least a month. At least.

...finally mailed wednesday night chatted loads and exchanged pics and got on great.

You just never know until you try.

"

spot on! Excellent news fella, hope it works out for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did exactly this the other night.

There was a couple (who don't use the forums) who I really liked the look of the female half.

Fucking HOT body.The most perfectly shaped pair of tits you've ever seen...I mean...Jesus Christ kind of thing.

Anyway, I'd been sat on the fence about messaging them for about a month, finally that fence broke and I mailed them on wednesday evening, totally not expecting a reply back (I mean come the fuck on no chance)..but the female half did.

We got chatting, exchanged face pics chatted for about 2 hours after that back and forth and we'll see what happens.

This was a couple I absolutely thought no chance in hell will they reply to me, and chewed it and chewed it over for at least a month. At least.

...finally mailed wednesday night chatted loads and exchanged pics and got on great.

You just never know until you try.

"

This has inspired me to message someone totally hot. Thanks

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By *ordon88Man
over a year ago

town

Never don't give up

Always sometimes believe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just been to buy some of said pants and they don't feel great tbh..... do I have to wear them continually or just whilst I message?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done!

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