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"You having yourself a nice conversation there "Mornin shorty. Am too hanging to interact wi the masses at the mo, I'll just chill here basking in my own thoughts until I am. This is my safe place my own wee island.  | |||
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"Those were the days when I do the low low low dance  "Hi Ya Waves at Tif* | |||
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"You having yourself a nice conversation there
Mornin shorty.
Am too hanging to interact wi the masses at the mo, I'll just chill here basking in my own thoughts until I am. This is my safe place my own wee island.
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"What the fuck do you be on about "Hey bubz Och nothin much, just chugged one oot tae fake taxi now am layin lookin oot the windae an contemplating the meaning of Saturdays, hows you? | |||
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"You having yourself a nice conversation there
Mornin shorty.
Am too hanging to interact wi the masses at the mo, I'll just chill here basking in my own thoughts until I am. This is my safe place my own wee island.
It's the weekend everyone is still asleep/shopping/having sex etc "What you making me for brunch?  | |||
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"What the fuck do you be on about
Hey bubz
Och nothin much, just chugged one oot tae fake taxi now am layin lookin oot the windae an contemplating the meaning of Saturdays, hows you? "I'm great.at my work til 8 | |||
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"You having yourself a nice conversation there
Mornin shorty.
Am too hanging to interact wi the masses at the mo, I'll just chill here basking in my own thoughts until I am. This is my safe place my own wee island.
It's the weekend everyone is still asleep/shopping/having sex etc
What you making me for brunch? "Aw missed that it's too late now brunch is over | |||
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"Unfortunately I've heard that song way too many times..." You can never hear it too many times fs....... Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur.......... | |||
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".....contemplating the meaning of Saturdays, hows you? "Well seeing as we are in surreal land...meaning of The Saturdays? No idea. Not sure they even have a point. | |||
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"Still in ma scratcher watching 'the accountant' I ordered pizza no thanks to you, man would have starved waiting for you fs. "Rich tea biscuit? | |||
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"Unfortunately I've heard that song way too many times... You can never hear it too many times fs....... Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur.......... "You can if you think it's a shit song | |||
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"Still in ma scratcher watching 'the accountant' I ordered pizza no thanks to you, man would have starved waiting for you fs.
Rich tea biscuit?"Naw, shove it up yer erse | |||
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"Unfortunately I've heard that song way too many times... You can never hear it too many times fs....... Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur..........
You can if you think it's a shit song "low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low..... | |||
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"Still in ma scratcher watching 'the accountant' I ordered pizza no thanks to you, man would have starved waiting for you fs.
Rich tea biscuit?
Naw, shove it up yer erse "I'll shove it up your's you ungrateful bugger! | |||
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"Still in ma scratcher watching 'the accountant' I ordered pizza no thanks to you, man would have starved waiting for you fs.
Rich tea biscuit?
Naw, shove it up yer erse
I'll shove it up your's you ungrateful bugger! "Ooooooffft kinky  ( ) | |||
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"Still in ma scratcher watching 'the accountant' I ordered pizza no thanks to you, man would have starved waiting for you fs.
Rich tea biscuit?
Naw, shove it up yer erse
I'll shove it up your's you ungrateful bugger!
Ooooooffft kinky () "Nar kinky would be eating it afterwards | |||
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"Still in ma scratcher watching 'the accountant' I ordered pizza no thanks to you, man would have starved waiting for you fs.
Rich tea biscuit?
Naw, shove it up yer erse
I'll shove it up your's you ungrateful bugger!
Ooooooffft kinky ()
Nar kinky would be eating it afterwards "Dirty bitch | |||
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"Still in ma scratcher watching 'the accountant' I ordered pizza no thanks to you, man would have starved waiting for you fs.
Rich tea biscuit?
Naw, shove it up yer erse
I'll shove it up your's you ungrateful bugger!
Ooooooffft kinky ()
Nar kinky would be eating it afterwards
Dirty bitch "Wanna share it? | |||
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"Still in ma scratcher watching 'the accountant' I ordered pizza no thanks to you, man would have starved waiting for you fs.
Rich tea biscuit?
Naw, shove it up yer erse
I'll shove it up your's you ungrateful bugger!
Ooooooffft kinky ()
Nar kinky would be eating it afterwards
Dirty bitch
Wanna share it? "Naw | |||
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"Those were the days when I do the low low low dance "I still can - but the music needs to be cranked up a bit so you can't hear my bones creak - and I may need a bit of help getting back up! | |||
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" Naw, shove it up yer erse
I'll shove it up your's you ungrateful bugger!
Ooooooffft kinky ()
Nar kinky would be eating it afterwards
Dirty bitch
Wanna share it?
Naw "Don't like chocolate biscuit's then?!  | |||
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" Naw, shove it up yer erse
I'll shove it up your's you ungrateful bugger!
Ooooooffft kinky ()
Nar kinky would be eating it afterwards
Dirty bitch
Wanna share it?
Naw
Don't like chocolate biscuit's then?! "Chocolate aye, poo poo naw
That better no be yer kink shawty ffs. | |||
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"Starting to feel human again fs question is dae a get back on it or gee it by "Do you want to feel crap again tomorrow?! | |||
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"Starting to feel human again fs question is dae a get back on it or gee it by
Do you want to feel crap again tomorrow?!"I haven't felt no crap ever in my life fs and have no interest in startin, you and yer kinks woman | |||
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"Starting to feel human again fs question is dae a get back on it or gee it by
Do you want to feel crap again tomorrow?!
I haven't felt no crap ever in my life fs and have no interest in startin, you and yer kinks woman "Ok let's move on as you're clearly not into poo play,although you don't know what you're missing . Right if you don't want to feel less human again tomorrow don't get back on it! | |||
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"Starting to feel human again fs question is dae a get back on it or gee it by
Do you want to feel crap again tomorrow?!
I haven't felt no crap ever in my life fs and have no interest in startin, you and yer kinks woman
Ok let's move on as you're clearly not into poo play,although you don't know what you're missing . Right if you don't want to feel less human again tomorrow don't get back on it! "That's pure boring tho a need some bad influence and corruption in my life fs. | |||
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"Those were the days when I do the low low low dance
I still can - but the music needs to be cranked up a bit so you can't hear my bones creak - and I may need a bit of help getting back up! "I'll help you back up if you dae the same for me  | |||
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"Starting to feel human again fs question is dae a get back on it or gee it by
Do you want to feel crap again tomorrow?!
I haven't felt no crap ever in my life fs and have no interest in startin, you and yer kinks woman
Ok let's move on as you're clearly not into poo play,although you don't know what you're missing . Right if you don't want to feel less human again tomorrow don't get back on it!
That's pure boring tho a need some bad influence and corruption in my life fs.
"Well I did offer you a chocolate biscuit,how much more of a bad influence do you want?! | |||
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"...a need some bad influence and corruption in my life fs. "you called? it seems you want some biscuits pooping on or something, kinda skimmed the topic tbh. | |||
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A said bad influence and curropution, no choas and destruction fs.
A dinny think a cud handle you two fs.
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"all i offer is a poop biscuit. take it or leave it. "Naw | |||
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"all i offer is a poop biscuit. take it or leave it.
Naw"ok. glad i have blocked all messages coz i'm sure someone would've wanted that. | |||
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" A said bad influence and curropution, no choas and destruction fs.
A dinny think a cud handle you two fs.
Two pumps and squirt "Hush and eat your biscuit's man you have too much to say for yourself! | |||
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" A said bad influence and curropution, no choas and destruction fs.
A dinny think a cud handle you two fs.
Two pumps and squirt
Hush and eat your biscuit's man you have too much to say for yourself!"the biscuits have been involved in an 'incident'. | |||
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" A said bad influence and curropution, no choas and destruction fs.
A dinny think a cud handle you two fs.
Two pumps and squirt
Hush and eat your biscuit's man you have too much to say for yourself!
the biscuits have been involved in an 'incident'."That's ok he can just lick the 'accident' off and eat the biscuit | |||
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" A said bad influence and curropution, no choas and destruction fs.
A dinny think a cud handle you two fs.
Two pumps and squirt
Hush and eat your biscuit's man you have too much to say for yourself!
the biscuits have been involved in an 'incident'.
That's ok he can just lick the 'accident' off and eat the biscuit "i have sold them on fetlife for £20. | |||
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" Two pumps and squirt
Hush and eat your biscuit's man you have too much to say for yourself!
the biscuits have been involved in an 'incident'.
That's ok he can just lick the 'accident' off and eat the biscuit
i have sold them on fetlife for £20. "Are you pulling my leg?!  | |||
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" Two pumps and squirt
Hush and eat your biscuit's man you have too much to say for yourself!
the biscuits have been involved in an 'incident'.
That's ok he can just lick the 'accident' off and eat the biscuit
i have sold them on fetlife for £20.
Are you pulling my leg?! "seeing as they're imaginary biscuits i'd say yes. but if i had poop biscuits to sell that's where i'd go first. | |||
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"sorry... Shit happens "lol. think i killed the thread though with my dark humour.  | |||
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"sorry... Shit happens
lol.
think i killed the thread though with my dark humour. "Who gives a shit | |||
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" Two pumps and squirt
Hush and eat your biscuit's man you have too much to say for yourself!
the biscuits have been involved in an 'incident'.
That's ok he can just lick the 'accident' off and eat the biscuit
i have sold them on fetlife for £20.
Are you pulling my leg?!
seeing as they're imaginary biscuits i'd say yes.
but if i had poop biscuits to sell that's where i'd go first. "Phew I can never be sure nowadays,some people like some weird sh*t! | |||
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"sorry... Shit happens
lol.
think i killed the thread though with my dark humour.
Who gives a shit "haha. 
topic definitely deaded.
needs a poem methinks.
i didn't think it'd end this way
when biscuits were mentioned and i have to say
i firstly thought of air biscuits and it made me laugh
but i went one further and pooped on them then sold them on fetlaf
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" Two pumps and squirt
Hush and eat your biscuit's man you have too much to say for yourself!
the biscuits have been involved in an 'incident'.
That's ok he can just lick the 'accident' off and eat the biscuit
i have sold them on fetlife for £20.
Are you pulling my leg?!
seeing as they're imaginary biscuits i'd say yes.
but if i had poop biscuits to sell that's where i'd go first.
Phew I can never be sure nowadays,some people like some weird sh*t! "i had someone ask me to bottle my pee and sell it to him but i didn't want to do that so didn't. never been asked for poop really, but yeah someone would probably buy it. | |||
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"From apple bottoms to shitting very fitting indeed. You could jar it and label it 'shitz by apple bottoms' " That has a nice ring to it actually | |||
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"From apple bottoms to shitting very fitting indeed. You could jar it and label it 'shitz by apple bottoms' That has a nice ring to it actually "Lol, I'll send you two shits a day in return for 40% of your business | |||
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"that poem took it out of me. not really been knackered for ages so going to bed. night you two. "Nyte nyte Jim Boab XxmwahxX | |||
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"that poem took it out of me. not really been knackered for ages so going to bed. night you two.
Nyte nyte Jim Boab XxmwahxX " so tired i forgot to say night ellie may.
night ellie may. | |||
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"Those were the days when I do the low low low dance
I still can - but the music needs to be cranked up a bit so you can't hear my bones creak - and I may need a bit of help getting back up!
I'll help you back up if you dae the same for me "Aye g'wan then! | |||
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"Those were the days when I do the low low low dance
I still can - but the music needs to be cranked up a bit so you can't hear my bones creak - and I may need a bit of help getting back up!
I'll help you back up if you dae the same for me
Aye g'wan then! "Ooooooffft | |||
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"that poem took it out of me. not really been knackered for ages so going to bed. night you two. "Nite chick | |||
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"Lesbianism. " Not quite,we're both straight | |||
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"Lesbianism. Not quite,we're both straight "Is that fab straight or straight as a ruler straight? | |||
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"Lesbianism. Not quite,we're both straight
Is that fab straight or straight as a ruler straight?"i've dabbled and concluded i'm really not into pussy at all. | |||
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"Those were the days when I do the low low low dance
I still can - but the music needs to be cranked up a bit so you can't hear my bones creak - and I may need a bit of help getting back up!
I'll help you back up if you dae the same for me
Aye g'wan then!
Ooooooffft "Cheeky gobshite! | |||
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"Hmmmm" Dude you are the erse model endorsement, this thred was lacking fs | |||
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