FabSwingers.com forum: Best way to hide lovebites?

By *avid0894 OP Man
over a year ago

Paisley

Neck is a bit red!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paint blotches on your face and rest of body to match (could use lipstick) and pretend you've got a deeply exotic illness.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Tee hee, are you a teenager?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neck is a bit red!"

Turtleneck

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By *avid0894 OP Man
over a year ago

Paisley

"Tee hee, are you a teenager?

22 but still a baby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tee hee, are you a teenager?

Dion & The Belmonts - A Teenager in Love

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Tee hee, are you a teenager?

22 but still a baby!"

Shag a gilf who wears dentures. The bjs are much better as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tee hee, are you a teenager?

22 but still a baby!

Shag a gilf who wears dentures. The bjs are much better as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Punch him or her and say 'bad casual sexual partner, my colleagues will rip the piss out of me at work tomorrow'

They then either won't do it again or won't meet you again. Problem solved.

But it has given me an idea!

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By *avid0894 OP Man
over a year ago

Paisley

I've put Nivea cream on it and will hope for the best in my sleep. On a plus note I had a good ride as you can imagine

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By *BW SnowbunnyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the Rainbow

Nivea is a moisturiser, won't do anything for love bites. You need witch hazel which will draw the bruising out and they go quicker Until then, high neck shirts and jumpers

. A friend used to swear by haemorrhoid cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy i dont let anyone do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe in future tell meets you aren't 15. Wtf gives love bites?! Vile things that teenagers use as badges of honour. No real place in the adult world, apart from maybe Jeremy Kyle types.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Paint blotches on your face and rest of body to match (could use lipstick) and pretend you've got a deeply exotic illness. "

. It's the only way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slap the silly cow off your neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tee hee, are you a teenager?

22 but still a baby!

Shag a gilf who wears dentures. The bjs are much better as well

That made me literally laugh out loud and start choking

A real gag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy i dont let anyone do it "

this - or at least out of view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just say to her next time "look love, if you want something to suck, suck my meaty javelin of joy" and gently shove her head under the duvet. Problem solved

Could try concealer too. Or get some paint and dab it on and pretend you've been painting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just don't have them.they look rotten

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Just say to her next time "look love, if you want something to suck, suck my meaty javelin of joy" and gently shove her head under the duvet. Problem solved

Could try concealer too. Or get some paint and dab it on and pretend you've been painting."

This made me chuckle !

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Neck is a bit red!"

...schoolboy error

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Thought tootpaste was the old cure? Or was that to hide them?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Thought tootpaste was the old cure? Or was that to hide them?"

Beat me to it...this thread took me right back to when I was 15 and my girlfriend at the time had literally plastered my neck in lovebites and suggested toothpaste to get rid of them so my Mum didn't see. Took almost a whole tube of the stuff for me to realise it didn't work!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paint two little red dots on it and tell everyone vampires are real

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By *eordie JoJoTV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

Dog collar

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Maybe in future tell meets you aren't 15. Wtf gives love bites?! Vile things that teenagers use as badges of honour. No real place in the adult world, apart from maybe Jeremy Kyle types."

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I never let anyone give me one when I was12 I'm not about to start now

Vile things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had a love bite. Closest I came was a He Man toy that could stick to walls. I thought it would be funny to stick it to my forehead

Had to tell people in school I'd been hit by a tennis ball

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By *avid0894 OP Man
over a year ago

Paisley

"Thought tootpaste was the old cure? Or was that to hide them?"

I use toothpaste for spots

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Thought tootpaste was the old cure? Or was that to hide them?

I use toothpaste for spots "

You're certainly going for the teenager image lol

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By *avid0894 OP Man
over a year ago

Paisley

You're making me feel young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy i dont let anyone do it "

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Neck is a bit red!"

School boy error

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.stretch them out, fingers & thumb to help disperse the blood vessels, will fade quicker.

2.apply toothpaste

3.wear a scarf / turtle neck sweater

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

"Neck is a bit red!"
jeezo that took me right back to the school bus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neck is a bit red!"

wear a big scarf or a polo necked jumper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brown paper bag with a couple of eye holes,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brown paper bag with a couple of eye holes,,,,

Or tell people you woke up with a rash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're making me feel young

Don't worry about it Dave, they're jealous of your youth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My long term partner bites me (actual bites) and they bruise for a while, once the teeth marks have gone. I have a "sex" jumper I wear, with a roll neck that hides ones on my neck.

I'm fucked in the summer though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put your St Mirren scarf on

- sorted!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Put your St Mirren scarf on

- sorted!"

That might be more embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neck is a bit red!"

God Bless You

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

touche eclat...or just do what my boss in woolies cafe did to me the one and only time I ever had one when I was 18...massive blue plaster...no one will ever know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put your St Mirren scarf on

- sorted!

That might be more embarrassing

Yes, i thought it might help stop him getting another shag, therefore no more bites. #happytohelp

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Do people actually still have love bites these days .....

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"You're making me feel young

Errr...you are very young!

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By *BW SnowbunnyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the Rainbow

"Paint two little red dots on it and tell everyone vampires are real

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People still do this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people actually still have love bites these days .....

Try Aldi. They have everything

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

I like receiving them but I'd murder someone if it was on my neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just say to her next time "look love, if you want something to suck, suck my meaty javelin of joy" and gently shove her head under the duvet. Problem solved

Could try concealer too. Or get some paint and dab it on and pretend you've been painting.

This made me chuckle ! "

Me too

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By *avid0894 OP Man
over a year ago

Paisley

It looks nice now.

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

"Neck is a bit red!"

Punch their teeth out first!

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By *avid0894 OP Man
over a year ago

Paisley

Hid it well at work today. My dentist might see it though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hid it well at work today. My dentist might see it though!"

The old polo neck jumper?

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By *avid0894 OP Man
over a year ago

Paisley

"Hid it well at work today. My dentist might see it though!

The old polo neck jumper?

Had my collar up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hid it well at work today. My dentist might see it though!

The old polo neck jumper?

Had my collar up lol "

Like Harry Hill or Elvis? Still think St Mirren scarf would be easier, unless its in the bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toothpaste on them overnight, works a treat in getting them less red!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toothpaste on them overnight, works a treat in getting them less red!"

Yes we used to do this. Or wear a scarf.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Well you let her do it, so I guess you wanted them to be displayed like a badge of honour in which case why worry.

Maybe next time you won't allow it above the collar if at all. It is a bit childish.

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