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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

What not to do before a meet.

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen

Cancel.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Eat a curry

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen

If it's someone you haven't met before, don't watch the Crime Channel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Splatter your trousers having a piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got sick before a meet once cos I was worried he wouldnt like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat baked beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink alcohol.

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By *armel and FrancisCouple
over a year ago

North wex

Not shower

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

Go to a gig apparently - just been searched by security at The Forum and asked what I had in my jacket pocket - two packs of Durex, cos I'm going to a swingers club after the show.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Commit a mediocre crime and not realising that the police are on your tail!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got sick before a meet once cos I was worried he wouldnt like me

Not feckin likely darlin x

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen

Put up a status update looking for a plan B

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen

"I got sick before a meet once cos I was worried he wouldnt like me

I feel your pain

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Eat garlic bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forget your teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eat baked beans

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrange for someone else to "pop in"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Forget your teeth

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I've never had a gum job

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Forget you were meeting, eat a raw slaw of onions and cabbage and then, whilst chatting at the meet, slip a tiny burp out with your head coquettishly tilted to one side and a delicate hand up to cover the action, all the while COMPLETELY forgetting you ate a concoction that would kill a skunk at 50 paces.

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By *f4loanMan
over a year ago

Spain

"If it's someone you haven't met before, don't watch the Crime Channel. "

This made me proper chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forget to shave one armpit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont dae a 'there's something about Mary' if you must knock one out prior use a Johnny an have a posh wank just in case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forget to shave one armpit."

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Dont dae a 'there's something about Mary' if you must knock one out prior use a Johnny an have a posh wank just in case

I'm confused why would you wank before a meet?

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Come on your damn period

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen

"If it's someone you haven't met before, don't watch the Crime Channel.

This made me proper chuckle

Haha....I watched 'Evil Online' recently and almost deleted my profile.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget to wear something nice! Last social I had, he wore tracky bottoms trainers and a wax jacket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run out of petrol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put up a status update looking for a plan B

It's about time he released a new album.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't forget to wear something nice! Last social I had, he wore tracky bottoms trainers and a wax jacket

Can you point him my way. Thats just the look i go for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont dae a 'there's something about Mary' if you must knock one out prior use a Johnny an have a posh wank just in case

I'm confused why would you wank before a meet?

Tactical perhaps.

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen

"Put up a status update looking for a plan B

It's about time he released a new album."

Haha...he's too busy scrolling through the 'meets' section

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't forget to wear something nice! Last social I had, he wore tracky bottoms trainers and a wax jacket

That is just so wrong. Why anyone wears tracky bottoms to anywhere other than the gym is beyond my comprehension.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Get caught by your wife/girlfriend

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Get caught by your wife/girlfriend"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't forget to wear something nice! Last social I had, he wore tracky bottoms trainers and a wax jacket

That is just so wrong. Why anyone wears tracky bottoms to anywhere other than the gym is beyond my comprehension."

His pics were also at least 10 years old... what a waste of both our time! my filters are set to up to 55, so many liars on here. he was very late 50's at the youngest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cancel."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont over use the deodrant can .. ewww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not poop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't forget to wear something nice! Last social I had, he wore tracky bottoms trainers and a wax jacket

Can you point him my way. Thats just the look i go for

Sooooo sexy. that wax jacket farmyard smell...

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Dont dae a 'there's something about Mary' if you must knock one out prior use a Johnny an have a posh wank just in case

I'm confused why would you wank before a meet?

Tactical perhaps."

Playing HARD to get?

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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester

Go UNLOS!!

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen

"Go UNLOS!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't forget to wear something nice! Last social I had, he wore tracky bottoms trainers and a wax jacket

Can you point him my way. Thats just the look i go for

Sooooo sexy. that wax jacket farmyard smell..."

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Come on your damn period

Nothing wrong with a bit of tomato sauce on your sausage

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Cancel."

This ^^^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely don't drink too much; so unsexy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

forget the name

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