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"I can seeeeeriously vouch for it... godDAMN... that wore me out "Is he on fab??  | |||
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"I can seeeeeriously vouch for it... godDAMN... that wore me out
Is he on fab?? "Lol, it's a toy which emulates having your clit sucked... wooooah. Amazing | |||
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"I can seeeeeriously vouch for it... godDAMN... that wore me out
Is he on fab?? "Lmao | |||
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"I can seeeeeriously vouch for it... godDAMN... that wore me out
Is he on fab??
Lol, it's a toy which emulates having your clit sucked... wooooah. Amazing "Oh my god I need one!! | |||
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"I can seeeeeriously vouch for it... godDAMN... that wore me out
Is he on fab??
Lol, it's a toy which emulates having your clit sucked... wooooah. Amazing
Oh my god I need one!! "You really really do! | |||
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"Is it unisex? Surly if it can suck clit it can dae the same for cock! " Your cock would have to be quite thin to fit in the clit hole! | |||
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"Just looked this up. Gets very good reviews!" Wasn't cheap but it's up there with my magic wand. Well almost ... that thing is like a pneumatic drill!! | |||
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"Is it unisex? Surly if it can suck clit it can dae the same for cock! Your cock would have to be quite thin to fit in the clit hole! "I love the way you say clit hole fs say it again..... | |||
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"Is it unisex? Surly if it can suck clit it can dae the same for cock! Your cock would have to be quite thin to fit in the clit hole!
I love the way you say clit hole fs say it again..... "Haha! C-l-I-t-h-o-l-e | |||
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"Just looked this up. Gets very good reviews! Wasn't cheap but it's up there with my magic wand. Well almost ... that thing is like a pneumatic drill!! " Pmsl | |||
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"I can seeeeeriously vouch for it... godDAMN... that wore me out
Is he on fab??
Lol, it's a toy which emulates having your clit sucked... wooooah. Amazing "Oooo I like the sound of that. Where did you get it from? | |||
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"I can seeeeeriously vouch for it... godDAMN... that wore me out "Which model have you got? | |||
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"I can seeeeeriously vouch for it... godDAMN... that wore me out
Is he on fab??
Lol, it's a toy which emulates having your clit sucked... wooooah. Amazing
Oooo I like the sound of that. Where did you get it from? "Amazon - about £45! | |||
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"I can seeeeeriously vouch for it... godDAMN... that wore me out
Which model have you got?"I have the satisfyer pro 2 x | |||
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"Is it unisex? Surly if it can suck clit it can dae the same for cock! Your cock would have to be quite thin to fit in the clit hole!
I love the way you say clit hole fs say it again.....
Haha! C-l-I-t-h-o-l-e"Ooooooffft | |||
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"Is it unisex? Surly if it can suck clit it can dae the same for cock! " Surely there's a cock sucking machine in existence already? I'm inventing one if not | |||
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"I can seeeeeriously vouch for it... godDAMN... that wore me out
Which model have you got?
I have the satisfyer pro 2 x"I think I'll have one for Easter instead of a new rabbit lol | |||
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"Is it unisex? Surly if it can suck clit it can dae the same for cock! Surely there's a cock sucking machine in existence already? I'm inventing one if not" Aye her names Mandy and she lives across the street fae me. | |||
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"Is it unisex? Surly if it can suck clit it can dae the same for cock! Surely there's a cock sucking machine in existence already? I'm inventing one if not Aye her names Mandy and she lives across the street fae me. " Haha are batteries included? | |||
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"I can seeeeeriously vouch for it... godDAMN... that wore me out
Which model have you got?
I have the satisfyer pro 2 x
I think I'll have one for Easter instead of a new rabbit lol"Hope you enjoy as much as I did... shudder! | |||
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"Your tits are amazing btw 
Why Thank you  "Your welcome bubz, you wouldn't need no satisfier if a was there, just sayin...... | |||
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"Your tits are amazing btw
Why Thank you
Your welcome bubz, you wouldn't need no satisfier if a was there, just sayin...... "You'd probably nick it for a go yourself | |||
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"Your tits are amazing btw
Why Thank you
Your welcome bubz, you wouldn't need no satisfier if a was there, just sayin......
You'd probably nick it for a go yourself"Sharing is caring  | |||
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"Your tits are amazing btw
Why Thank you
Your welcome bubz, you wouldn't need no satisfier if a was there, just sayin......
You'd probably nick it for a go yourself
Sharing is caring "I might start renting it out | |||
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"Your tits are amazing btw
Why Thank you
Your welcome bubz, you wouldn't need no satisfier if a was there, just sayin......
You'd probably nick it for a go yourself
Sharing is caring
I might start renting it out "I like the idea of nicking it better. | |||
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"Your tits are amazing btw
Why Thank you
Your welcome bubz, you wouldn't need no satisfier if a was there, just sayin......
You'd probably nick it for a go yourself
Sharing is caring
I might start renting it out "Ewwwww vomit emoji required lol | |||
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"I can seeeeeriously vouch for it... godDAMN... that wore me out
Is he on fab??
Lol, it's a toy which emulates having your clit sucked... wooooah. Amazing
Oooo I like the sound of that. Where did you get it from?
Amazon - about £45!"Thanks x | |||
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"Your tits are amazing btw
Why Thank you
Your welcome bubz, you wouldn't need no satisfier if a was there, just sayin......
You'd probably nick it for a go yourself
Sharing is caring
I might start renting it out
Ewwwww vomit emoji required lol"Mmm yeah now come to think of it  | |||
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"I've just treated myself to one, so I hope it is as good as they say "I think you'll be very pleasantly surprised... uufffffff | |||
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"Your tits are amazing btw
Why Thank you
Your welcome bubz, you wouldn't need no satisfier if a was there, just sayin......
You'd probably nick it for a go yourself
Sharing is caring
I might start renting it out
Ewwwww vomit emoji required lol" Do left hand ( bracket, type 'vom' then close ) the bracket! | |||
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"I can seeeeeriously vouch for it... godDAMN... that wore me out
Is he on fab?? "Three already have it in username maybe more will change theirs . | |||
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"I LOVE my SP2. It's seriously mind blowing. Every woman should own one!!! Although make sure you invest in a mattress protector too
K xx" | |||
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Wouldn't it be more fun to get a guy to suck your clit for you? | |||
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"I can seeeeeriously vouch for it... godDAMN... that wore me out "I thought you were referring to me   | |||
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"ive got to ask does it suck and release in pulses or does it just plainly just suck on the clit. as theres not many devices that suck and release in pulses. "I can PM you what the seller of mine has emailed me, she has made me feel really excited about it | |||
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"ive got to ask does it suck and release in pulses or does it just plainly just suck on the clit. as theres not many devices that suck and release in pulses.
I can PM you what the seller of mine has emailed me, she has made me feel really excited about it "oh please do 
im only curious to know. | |||
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"ive got to ask does it suck and release in pulses or does it just plainly just suck on the clit. as theres not many devices that suck and release in pulses.
I can PM you what the seller of mine has emailed me, she has made me feel really excited about it
oh please do
im only curious to know."Done | |||
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"ive got to ask does it suck and release in pulses or does it just plainly just suck on the clit. as theres not many devices that suck and release in pulses.
I can PM you what the seller of mine has emailed me, she has made me feel really excited about it "Tell us all damn it | |||
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look up goat milker on fm its a smaller version off it | |||
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"Damn this new fangled technology, doing us fine men out of a very enjoyable job. I bet the fecking thing can't wash your car or mow your lawn for you tho. "But I don't have a fine man in my life, so I have to find an alternative | |||
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"looks interesting
Wouldn't it be more fun to get a guy to suck your clit for you?"Ah if I could have a guy stood in the corner by the shoe rack every time I fancied being licked and sucked... that'd be great! But, er.... | |||
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"Oh my! I feel a little present to myself might be on order! " A can be yer satisfier fs | |||
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"ive got to ask does it suck and release in pulses or does it just plainly just suck on the clit. as theres not many devices that suck and release in pulses.
I can PM you what the seller of mine has emailed me, she has made me feel really excited about it
oh please do
im only curious to know.
Done "It totally sucks and releases... | |||
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"Oh my! I feel a little present to myself might be on order! A can be yer satisfier fs "Come on over | |||
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"ive got to ask does it suck and release in pulses or does it just plainly just suck on the clit. as theres not many devices that suck and release in pulses.
I can PM you what the seller of mine has emailed me, she has made me feel really excited about it
Tell us all damn it "If you want to know just ask lol | |||
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"looks interesting
Wouldn't it be more fun to get a guy to suck your clit for you?
Ah if I could have a guy stood in the corner by the shoe rack every time I fancied being licked and sucked... that'd be great! But, er...."will there be tea and cake?  | |||
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"Damn this new fangled technology, doing us fine men out of a very enjoyable job. I bet the decking thing can't wash your car or mow your lawn for you tho. "Oooh no it could never replace the warm wet delicious feeling of a man who knows how to make me need towels on my bed | |||
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"I can seeeeeriously vouch for it... godDAMN... that wore me out
I thought you were referring to me "I don't think you've worn me out thus far | |||
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"Oh my! I feel a little present to myself might be on order! A can be yer satisfier fs
Come on over "Canny, washing my hair the day fs can a take a rain cheque tho?#gutted | |||
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"I can seeeeeriously vouch for it... godDAMN... that wore me out
I thought you were referring to me
I don't think you've worn me out thus far "I'm the sort who does not overlook such an alluring possibility... K. | |||
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"looks interesting
Wouldn't it be more fun to get a guy to suck your clit for you?
Ah if I could have a guy stood in the corner by the shoe rack every time I fancied being licked and sucked... that'd be great! But, er...."I'm sure you'd get plenty of volunteers lol | |||
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Doll x | |||
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"looks interesting
Wouldn't it be more fun to get a guy to suck your clit for you?
Ah if I could have a guy stood in the corner by the shoe rack every time I fancied being licked and sucked... that'd be great! But, er.... will there be tea and cake? "I make the cuppa that dreams are made of. And a mean lemon drizzle cake | |||
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"I can seeeeeriously vouch for it... godDAMN... that wore me out
I thought you were referring to me
I don't think you've worn me out thus far
I'm the sort who does not overlook such an alluring possibility...
K."I'm worn out at the thought | |||
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"looks interesting
Wouldn't it be more fun to get a guy to suck your clit for you?
Ah if I could have a guy stood in the corner by the shoe rack every time I fancied being licked and sucked... that'd be great! But, er....
I'm sure you'd get plenty of volunteers lol"The offer of tea and cake is on the table lol | |||
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"I can seeeeeriously vouch for it... godDAMN... that wore me out
I thought you were referring to me
I don't think you've worn me out thus far
I'm the sort who does not overlook such an alluring possibility...
K.
I'm worn out at the thought "Wear me out, just try it | |||
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"I'm changing my name to "Clit Sucker Extraordinaire". Ladies please queue in an orderly fashion "I'm doing that 'hot stuff' dance off Full Monty job centre scene as i wait | |||
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"I've just brought one after seeing this thread. At home with the flu feeling sorry for myself so decided to treat myself! Ended up buying a pussy pump as well to try out. Thanks Ladies
Doll x "Ooh enjoy! | |||
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"I think sexyjess should be on commission. I think sales have gone up today!x" I totally don't work for satisfyer! Lol I may apply for a job there though... tester? | |||
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"I think sexyjess should be on commission. I think sales have gone up today!x I totally don't work for satisfyer! Lol I may apply for a job there though... tester?" Ha brings a whole new meaning to job satisfaction | |||
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"I'm changing my name to "Clit Sucker Extraordinaire". Ladies please queue in an orderly fashion
I'm doing that 'hot stuff' dance off Full Monty job centre scene as i wait "Haha | |||
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"I think sexyjess should be on commission. I think sales have gone up today!x I totally don't work for satisfyer! Lol I may apply for a job there though... tester? Ha brings a whole new meaning to job satisfaction "Paaahaha | |||
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"I can seeeeeriously vouch for it... godDAMN... that wore me out
I thought you were referring to me
I don't think you've worn me out thus far
I'm the sort who does not overlook such an alluring possibility...
K.
I'm worn out at the thought
Wear me out, just try it " | |||
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"I can seeeeeriously vouch for it... godDAMN... that wore me out
I thought you were referring to me
I don't think you've worn me out thus far
I'm the sort who does not overlook such an alluring possibility...
K.
I'm worn out at the thought
Wear me out, just try it
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"I think sexyjess should be on commission. I think sales have gone up today!x I totally don't work for satisfyer! Lol I may apply for a job there though... tester?" the only review that you have given is that its good. so review away please do give an adequate description on your testing of the item
as im looking forward to someone elses review when she gets hers all written up for the read. | |||
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"I ordered one! The reviews are all positive and i deserve a treat "Just you wait x | |||
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"I think sexyjess should be on commission. I think sales have gone up today!x I totally don't work for satisfyer! Lol I may apply for a job there though... tester? the only review that you have given is that its good. so review away please do give an adequate description on your testing of the item
as im looking forward to someone elses review when she gets hers all written up for the read."Where would one like to see said review, on here or on amazon? Or is there a special place for sex toy reviews within the forums?(relative newbie here) | |||
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"I think sexyjess should be on commission. I think sales have gone up today!x I totally don't work for satisfyer! Lol I may apply for a job there though... tester? the only review that you have given is that its good. so review away please do give an adequate description on your testing of the item
as im looking forward to someone elses review when she gets hers all written up for the read.
Where would one like to see said review, on here or on amazon? Or is there a special place for sex toy reviews within the forums?(relative newbie here)"Ha I think we should all come back here on this same thread if its not full and give a review. Good idea though sex toy review section. Doll x | |||
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so come on ladies, wheres the reviews for the item then ? | |||
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"I cant leave a review......Im busy with my new addiction "Love it | |||
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"I cant leave a review......Im busy with my new addiction
Love it "Not exactly selling it with your review. Maybe potential buyers need a little bit more detail. Hints how to maximise the whole experience. | |||
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"looks interesting
Wouldn't it be more fun to get a guy to suck your clit for you?
Ah if I could have a guy stood in the corner by the shoe rack every time I fancied being licked and sucked... that'd be great! But, er....
I'm sure you'd get plenty of volunteers lol
The offer of tea and cake is on the table lol"I dont eat much cake but I could be persuaded lol When I first saw the thread title I thought it was a thread about satisfiser and maximisers in decisions making  | |||
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"I cant leave a review......Im busy with my new addiction
Love it "Honestly you are my new favourite person for bringing it into my life! | |||
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" Not exactly selling it with your review. Maybe potential buyers need a little bit more detail. Hints how to maximise the whole experience. "At first it feels strange, its unlike any other toys and i did struggle a bit to relax with it. Once you get the knack though oh my god! I would 100% recommend it! | |||
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"This sounds amazing, buying it right now!! "Shop around as I got mine £26 cheaper than on Love Honey | |||
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"I'm going to invest in duracell lol" It's rechargeable, batteries not required | |||
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"I cant leave a review......Im busy with my new addiction
Love it
Honestly you are my new favourite person for bringing it into my life! "So nice to hear I've helped a lady towards some more mind numbing bliss | |||
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"This sounds amazing, buying it right now!!
Shop around as I got mine £26 cheaper than on Love Honey "Mine was £45 on Amazon x | |||
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"This sounds amazing, buying it right now!!
Shop around as I got mine £26 cheaper than on Love Honey
Mine was £45 on Amazon x"Mine was £44 from eBay x | |||
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"Mine is the pro." Is there any real difference between them do you know? | |||
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"Mine is the pro. Is there any real difference between them do you know? " Not sure - I think it's probably size - I think it must be the same technology x | |||
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"Mine is the pro. Is there any real difference between them do you know? Not sure - I think it's probably size - I think it must be the same technology x" Ok I'll get to comparing and treating myself! Could do with a bloody great orgasm x | |||
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"Deluxe, penguin or pro " Mine is the Pro 2 x | |||
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I'm sure I'll have a lot of fun with it | |||
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"Omg it is brilliant, it's a little strange as it's unlike any other toy I've ever tried, but it made me cum so hard! Buck had to put his hand over my mouth to keep me quiet
Bun "Yay! Spreading the Satisfyer love! Love mine! Might have to have a play now | |||
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"I tried it out recently and found it tricky to use and awkward it didnt do anything for me personally so I wouldn't go out and buy it but its getting great reviews from a lot of people " Bun found it tricky at first. Because it seems to do loads of little sucking kisses, unless the rubber cup thing is placed just right it seemed to not do what was needed. A second pair of hands or more practice might be needed... But when it was, it certainly did the trick
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"I tried it out recently and found it tricky to use and awkward it didnt do anything for me personally so I wouldn't go out and buy it but its getting great reviews from a lot of people " Yeah I guess everything's not for everyone, sorry it wasn't your thing! | |||
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