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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the best roasting or cum back you've delivered or heard?

Heard this one today "your about as popular as the first newspaper on top of the pile"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got into an argument with a kid at school once and my dad told me to tell him that he was the best example for why abortion should be legal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got into an argument with a kid at school once and my dad told me to tell him that he was the best example for why abortion should be legal "

Oooooooooouch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your pussies been used more times than Google.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got called a lesbian a few weeks ago by some schoolie showing off infront of his mates.. I grinned at him and said "you're just jealous coz I've had more pussy than you" his mates were in bits laughing and he went scarlet.

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By *reman6976Man
over a year ago

Deeping St James

, just spit my drink out, had me in stitches

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Your pussies been used more times than Google. "

Yeah I dare you to message that to someone lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your pussies been used more times than Google.

Yeah I dare you to message that to someone lol"

I wouldn't dare am too nice for that carry oan fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been cocked more times than a rifle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this thread was about potatoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum should've swallowed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can take away your good looks with a wet wipe.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You remind me so much of my ex.......he was a wanker aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You remind me of my father, you look a bit like him too, he got jugged for being a nonce. Wanna try and beat me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got into an argument with a kid at school once and my dad told me to tell him that he was the best example for why abortion should be legal "

Up until the age of 21

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If i killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder - it would be an apocalypse!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Been cocked more times than a rifle! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got called a lesbian a few weeks ago by some schoolie showing off infront of his mates.. I grinned at him and said "you're just jealous coz I've had more pussy than you" his mates were in bits laughing and he went scarlet. "

You made me laugh out proper loud, work mates asked me what I was laughing at.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the yo mamas.

You mamas so fat she fell over, broke her leg an' gravy ran out....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want my come back.... You can scrape it of your mum's teeth.

Was probably the best one i have heard untill i read this tread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got called a lesbian a few weeks ago by some schoolie showing off infront of his mates.. I grinned at him and said "you're just jealous coz I've had more pussy than you" his mates were in bits laughing and he went scarlet. "

love it xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pissed aff? Arseholes happen hourly ....just say wooosaaaaah, then roast them indirectly in here and save yersel a wee 'holiday'.

"Your so full of shit you make my toilet jealous."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You remind me of Trunchbull in Matilda, Nuff says.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bitch got a face on her like she's not been fucked, fucked in over a year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure this is in the right category. But I was watching family guy the other day where Lois is a female boxer. Similar to the rocky series, she eventually faced a female version of the Mr T character. But the thing that made me piss myself for ages, was when the commentator said about this character "her fists are so dangerous, they won't let her be a lesbian"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've had better looking kebabs than you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not sure this is in the right category. But I was watching family guy the other day where Lois is a female boxer. Similar to the rocky series, she eventually faced a female version of the Mr T character. But the thing that made me piss myself for ages, was when the commentator said about this character "her fists are so dangerous, they won't let her be a lesbian"

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Lol

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I got called a lesbian a few weeks ago by some schoolie showing off infront of his mates.. I grinned at him and said "you're just jealous coz I've had more pussy than you" his mates were in bits laughing and he went scarlet. "

love it!

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By *egWorshipperMan
over a year ago

Flintshire

He couldn't empty a shoe full of piss even if the instructions were written on the sole.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol, sounds like the kinda guy who couldn't pull in a brothel or organise a piss up in a bar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this thread was about potatoes "

I thought it was about spit roasting

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

My wife last night came home a little d*unk and said.

I've had the shits since the restaurant but we can still have sex if you want but I'm not really bothered if we don't.

So she can walk home the next time she's on the piss with her mates cause I'm not really bothered about picking her up lol.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

You seem to have delusions of adequacy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought this thread was about potatoes

I thought it was about spit roasting "

Perverts

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"I thought this thread was about potatoes

I thought it was about spit roasting "

Me too!I'm so disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this thread was about potatoes

I thought it was about spit roasting

Perverts "

Feck off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You seem to have delusions of adequacy "

Or delusions of grandeur, ganja even

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Face like a smacked bottom fs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought this thread was about potatoes

I thought it was about spit roasting

Me too!I'm so disappointed. "

Always some kint has to lower the tone with discusting (as ma man Seaside would say) sex chat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You talk so much shit I'd swear you've taught your arse to speak

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your so ugly the nurse must have slapped yer face and not your erse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I posted in a thread like this I got banned for about week. Somebody identified themselves when I said I thought I saw their name on a loaf of bread but when I looked closer and realised it said "thick cut".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last time I posted in a thread like this I got banned for about week. Somebody identified themselves when I said I thought I saw their name on a loaf of bread but when I looked closer and realised it said "thick cut"."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Last time I posted in a thread like this I got banned for about week. Somebody identified themselves when I said I thought I saw their name on a loaf of bread but when I looked closer and realised it said "thick cut"."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Milk, lemonade, chocolate

Ger it right up yeh........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As much use a an ashtray on a motorbike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my son showed me the 'yo mama' comebacks on youtube..

not very PC... but very funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"my son showed me the 'yo mama' comebacks on youtube..

not very PC... but very funny "

Geez an example, your immune to holidays in here, cause its not directed at anyone.

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By *anmjmosesMan
over a year ago

M1 southbound


"If i killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder - it would be an apocalypse!"

???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Naw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not saying you're ugly, but it looks like you've been bobbing for chips in a deep fat frier......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did you fall from the fugly tree and hit every branch on the way doon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if my dog had a face like yours i'd shave it's arse and teach it to walk backwards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you've had more prick than an old pub dartboard

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