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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I like standing on my tippy toes for a kiss.

I hate standing on tiptoes for a mammogram. I hope they have a box tomorrow.

Tell me about your tiptoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tiptoe through the forums ne'er once making argument.

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Short and unpainted at the moment and in need of a rub to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking over people's shoulders on the terraces at the football

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I tiptoe through the forums ne'er once making argument. "

Hmmm... heffalumps tiptoe in a quieter manner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tiptoe through the forums ne'er once making argument. "

Oh no you don't!!!

(Tee hee x)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tiptoe through the forums ne'er once making argument. "

PMSL nice one

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Short and unpainted at the moment and in need of a rub to"

Are they long sometimes?

I hope you get the rub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tiptoe through the forums ne'er once making argument.

Hmmm... heffalumps tiptoe in a quieter manner. "

I'm a total heffalump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Looking over people's shoulders on the terraces at the football "

But you're tall! I wouldn't stand a chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tiptoe through the forums ne'er once making argument.

PMSL nice one "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tiptoe through the forums ne'er once making argument.

Hmmm... heffalumps tiptoe in a quieter manner. "

That's the first time I've read an A. A. Milne based burn

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

For a kiss is definitely the most delightful reason to be on tippy toes mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Several people have commented that I walk up stairs on tiptoes.

Partly explains my ridiculous calf muscles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tiptoe through the forums ne'er once making argument.

Hmmm... heffalumps tiptoe in a quieter manner.

That's the first time I've read an A. A. Milne based burn "

Pooh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The world smells different to short people...

...I'm sorry. Ignore that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tip toe when I want to leave a chick without waking her.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Mainly for kissing for me (love it) and on occasion when I do venture shopping trying to get things down from the top shelf only having to resort to asking someone taller than me to pass it down! Never know whether to blush or swear lol for having to do so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tiptoe through the forums ne'er once making argument.

Hmmm... heffalumps tiptoe in a quieter manner.

That's the first time I've read an A. A. Milne based burn

Pooh!"

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Several people have commented that I walk up stairs on tiptoes.

Partly explains my ridiculous calf muscles"

Do you do it deliberately?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The world smells different to short people...

...I'm sorry. Ignore that. "

I think it must do but as I've never been tall enough to test it I won't ever know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Several people have commented that I walk up stairs on tiptoes.

Partly explains my ridiculous calf muscles

Do you do it deliberately?

"

No - I never noticed until people pointed it out. Just thought I was walking up the stairs

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"A tip toe when I want to leave a chick without waking her. "

It's ok. She's keeping her eyes closed hoping you won't notice she's awake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love a hand on the back of my neck or lower skull and him reaching down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The world smells different to short people...

...I'm sorry. Ignore that.

I think it must do but as I've never been tall enough to test it I won't ever know."

I'm 6ft tall and I fart a lot.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Mainly for kissing for me (love it) and on occasion when I do venture shopping trying to get things down from the top shelf only having to resort to asking someone taller than me to pass it down! Never know whether to blush or swear lol for having to do so "

I just point out that it's ridiculously high.

At the Hix restaurant in Lyme Regis the coat hooks are so high up I couldn't reach even on tiptoes.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"love a hand on the back of my neck or lower skull and him reaching down"

I like that too. It's been a while.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The world smells different to short people...

...I'm sorry. Ignore that.

I think it must do but as I've never been tall enough to test it I won't ever know.

I'm 6ft tall and I fart a lot. "

I thought your name was Thump not Trump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything. I do everything on tippy toes.

And yes greedy thump the world does smell different down here. Vom

PTU xxx

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I do tiptoe for kisses, if they're very tall though I'll jump on the bed or stairs or sofa lol

The amount of stretching I do on a daily basis is outrageous. I've learned to be more than comfortable asking others to reach things for me. Frustrating when there aren't any fitties about to ask

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I've never had to tiptoe or stand on tiptoes before. I feel like I am missing out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tip toes for kissing makes me feel girly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like standing on my tippy toes for a kiss.

I hate standing on tiptoes for a mammogram. I hope they have a box tomorrow.

Tell me about your tiptoes.

"

Tiptoes... You need a stepladder

Hope they have a box and haven't put the vice in the freezer xx

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I like standing on my tippy toes for a kiss.

I hate standing on tiptoes for a mammogram. I hope they have a box tomorrow.

Tell me about your tiptoes.

Tiptoes... You need a stepladder

Hope they have a box and haven't put the vice in the freezer xx"

It's such a faff carrying a stepladder around.

It's a busy hospital so I'm sure the clamp will have been warmed by all the other boobs before mine.

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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"I like standing on my tippy toes for a kiss.

I hate standing on tiptoes for a mammogram. I hope they have a box tomorrow.

Tell me about your tiptoes.

"
if I stand on my tiptoes my head would go through the roof...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much everything..... opening windows is bloody horrendous I usually have to use kitchen tonges Yes I know.

*Kissing.

*In the bathroom mirror as it too high.

*washing the car.

*hanging out the washing.

Kitchen cupboards...even the very bottom shelf....

The list is endless...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To see the back of the top shelf of my kitchen cupboards.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I like standing on my tippy toes for a kiss.

I hate standing on tiptoes for a mammogram. I hope they have a box tomorrow.

Tell me about your tiptoes.

if I stand on my tiptoes my head would go through the roof... "

How long are your toes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To kiss my 6ft 8 long term partner.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Pretty much everything..... opening windows is bloody horrendous I usually have to use kitchen tonges Yes I know.

*Kissing.

*In the bathroom mirror as it too high.

*washing the car.

*hanging out the washing.

Kitchen cupboards...even the very bottom shelf....

The list is endless... "

I haven't used anything on the upper shelves of my kitchen cupboards for at least 10 years. I really should clear it all out and give it to a charity shop.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"To kiss my 6ft 8 long term partner."

He really is long term.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pretty much everything..... opening windows is bloody horrendous I usually have to use kitchen tonges Yes I know.

*Kissing.

*In the bathroom mirror as it too high.

*washing the car.

*hanging out the washing.

Kitchen cupboards...even the very bottom shelf....

The list is endless...

I haven't used anything on the upper shelves of my kitchen cupboards for at least 10 years. I really should clear it all out and give it to a charity shop.

"

Even the vanilla essence?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To kiss my 6ft 8 long term partner.

He really is long term. "

We mainly kiss laying down anyway

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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"I like standing on my tippy toes for a kiss.

I hate standing on tiptoes for a mammogram. I hope they have a box tomorrow.

Tell me about your tiptoes.

"
to make you seem even furher away...

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Pretty much everything..... opening windows is bloody horrendous I usually have to use kitchen tonges Yes I know.

*Kissing.

*In the bathroom mirror as it too high.

*washing the car.

*hanging out the washing.

Kitchen cupboards...even the very bottom shelf....

The list is endless...

I haven't used anything on the upper shelves of my kitchen cupboards for at least 10 years. I really should clear it all out and give it to a charity shop.

Even the vanilla essence?"

That's on the lower shelf. Not that I use it. The tins are on a shelf I need a stepladder to reach but as I see them as emergency food they have probably gone past their date.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I like standing on my tippy toes for a kiss.

I hate standing on tiptoes for a mammogram. I hope they have a box tomorrow.

Tell me about your tiptoes.

to make you seem even furher away... "

If you stand about five feet behind me we'll look about even.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I also like standing on my tiptoes for a kiss. And doing the palm tree yoga position. I hate having to stand on them at a gig but it is unfortunately necessary.

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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"I like standing on my tippy toes for a kiss.

I hate standing on tiptoes for a mammogram. I hope they have a box tomorrow.

Tell me about your tiptoes.

to make you seem even furher away...

If you stand about five feet behind me we'll look about even.

"
ooooh I deserved that...

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

I have never tippy-toed for anything as far as I can remember.

As another has said up-thread I also walk up stairs on my toes.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I also like standing on my tiptoes for a kiss. And doing the palm tree yoga position. I hate having to stand on them at a gig but it is unfortunately necessary."

Tadasana! (I hope that comes across as tah dah!)

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have never tippy-toed for anything as far as I can remember.

As another has said up-thread I also walk up stairs on my toes."

I'm going to be watching people walking up stairs now. Perhaps I do it and don't realise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To cuddle my sons, who at 6ft 5 each tower over me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never tippy-toed for anything as far as I can remember.

As another has said up-thread I also walk up stairs on my toes.

I'm going to be watching people walking up stairs now. Perhaps I do it and don't realise? "

If there are stairs on Saturday you are quite welcome to watch

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I don't need to tip toe. For anything.

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Tiptoe through the tulips

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"I don't need to tip toe. For anything."

Tis true... I've seen you in action

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have never tippy-toed for anything as far as I can remember.

As another has said up-thread I also walk up stairs on my toes.

I'm going to be watching people walking up stairs now. Perhaps I do it and don't realise?

If there are stairs on Saturday you are quite welcome to watch "

I'll find stairs!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I don't need to tip toe. For anything."

Go on, do it just for the hell of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A tip toe when I want to leave a chick without waking her.

It's ok. She's keeping her eyes closed hoping you won't notice she's awake.

"

Lol is that a chick thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fairly tall, I don't need to stand on my tip toes...

More of a hunchback type of thing

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I don't need to tip toe. For anything.

Go on, do it just for the hell of it. "

I can touch my ceiling when I do.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I don't need to tip toe. For anything.

Go on, do it just for the hell of it.

I can touch my ceiling when I do. "

I can't even touch my ceiling on the four step stepladder on tiptoes. Someone has to come over to change my light bulbs.

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By *reman6976Man
over a year ago

Deeping St James

I stand on tiptoes to get things off the top shelf in supermarkets : ( haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's rare for me to stand on tiptoes. Does doing calf raises count as tiptoes?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's rare for me to stand on tiptoes. Does doing calf raises count as tiptoes?"

I suppose so... Unless you're on your back and raising your legs.

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham


"I don't need to tip toe. For anything.

Go on, do it just for the hell of it.

I can touch my ceiling when I do. "

I can touch our ceilings without tiptoes! A fact VB put to good use when we had an entire house to paint.

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By *arahandmatCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

Pretty much most things need the tip toe touch! Kissing, hugs, getting into the top cupboards. Hooray for being 5 foot!!

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tip-toe to reach the wine on offer, supermarket top shelf.

It's a fine line between pulling it off & failing bigtime

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Tip-toe to reach the wine on offer, supermarket top shelf.

It's a fine line between pulling it off & failing bigtime "

Why would they put the wine offer almost out of reach?

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By *emptd2Man
over a year ago

Burgess Hill & Birmingham

Tiptoe up the stairs because they creak massively and I don't want to wake up the whole house.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Tiptoe to kisses

Tiptoe around people at work not so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tip-toe to reach the wine on offer, supermarket top shelf.

It's a fine line between pulling it off & failing bigtime

Why would they put the wine offer almost out of reach?

"

Because, when they stack it up at the end of the aisles, people brush past it with their coats and knock them down, smashing them

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"I tiptoe through the forums ne'er once making argument.

Hmmm... heffalumps tiptoe in a quieter manner.

That's the first time I've read an A. A. Milne based burn

Pooh!"

You're smarter than the average bear... No wait, that's Disney not Milne..

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I tiptoe through the forums ne'er once making argument.

Hmmm... heffalumps tiptoe in a quieter manner.

That's the first time I've read an A. A. Milne based burn

Pooh!

You're smarter than the average bear... No wait, that's Disney not Milne.."

Yogi was Hanna Barbera

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I like having my tippy toes kissed....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never use mine. I usually throw my back out kissing men who are shorter than i.

The things i do for a kiss...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bull in a China shop

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By *ire X IceCouple
over a year ago

coventry

I tip toe when standing and fucking, have to tip toe and bend over due to 10'' height difference lol

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"I never use mine. I usually throw my back out kissing men who are shorter than i.

The things i do for a kiss..."

Do it lying down woman!

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mainly for kissing for me (love it) and on occasion when I do venture shopping trying to get things down from the top shelf only having to resort to asking someone taller than me to pass it down! Never know whether to blush or swear lol for having to do so "

I like helping a damsel in distress... always wishing one day a cute woman like yourself asks, and of course blushes and flutters her eyelids (Is usually an OAP instead though!)

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