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By *unandbuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield

BBC News today:

A guy admitted himself to a hospital in Dublin with a cock ring stuck on his penis.

Medical staff were unable to remove it with standard equipment. The fire brigade were called and the man sedated, while firemen removed the titanium ring with an angle grinder.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-39285486

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely youd use a reciprocating saw not an angle grinder so that you dont cut the guy or give him extreme burns/start a fire from grinding fucking titanium?

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By *unandbuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Surely youd use a reciprocating saw not an angle grinder so that you dont cut the guy or give him extreme burns/start a fire from grinding fucking titanium?"

You'll have to take up your tool based queries with the Dublin Fire Department.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a cock(ring)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely youd use a reciprocating saw not an angle grinder so that you dont cut the guy or give him extreme burns/start a fire from grinding fucking titanium?"

Nope. I'd use a great big, fuck off, mahoosive angle grinder.....

Well that's what I'd walk in with before they knocked him out anyways

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Surely youd use a reciprocating saw not an angle grinder so that you dont cut the guy or give him extreme burns/start a fire from grinding fucking titanium?

Nope. I'd use a great big, fuck off, mahoosive angle grinder.....

Well that's what I'd walk in with before they knocked him out anyways "

I almost pee'd

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By *unandbuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Surely youd use a reciprocating saw not an angle grinder so that you dont cut the guy or give him extreme burns/start a fire from grinding fucking titanium?

Nope. I'd use a great big, fuck off, mahoosive angle grinder.....

Well that's what I'd walk in with before they knocked him out anyways "

With the fireman wearing thick jamjar glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be all like "HERES JOHNNY" with the angle grinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely the site of a guy coming near you're cock with a angle grinder would be enough for it to drop off

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By *nequeenslutWoman
over a year ago

rugeley

i would of brought in a pair of loppers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely liquid nitrogen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely youd use a reciprocating saw not an angle grinder so that you dont cut the guy or give him extreme burns/start a fire from grinding fucking titanium?

You'll have to take up your tool based queries with the Dublin Fire Department."

Tbh i think its more the bbc reporter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely youd use a reciprocating saw not an angle grinder so that you dont cut the guy or give him extreme burns/start a fire from grinding fucking titanium?

Nope. I'd use a great big, fuck off, mahoosive angle grinder.....

Well that's what I'd walk in with before they knocked him out anyways

With the fireman wearing thick jamjar glasses "

And asks someone to hold his dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least ?hey didn't use those hydraulic cutters for removing car roofs.

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Seems overkill to us what is wrong with side cutter or even the cicular saw used to cut plaster casts off?

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By *emptd2Man
over a year ago

Burgess Hill & Birmingham

What an idiot.

A cold shower would have resolved this problem in about 5mins.

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