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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Grass is nature and nature is beautiful.

Based on that assumption which of you Coos on here can deep throat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I udderly despair

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Type louder fs canny hear ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Southern comfort, vodka, bottle of blue wicked topped with fresh orange juice served in a pint glass = venom, aka rocket fuel.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Southern comfort, vodka, bottle of blue wicked topped with fresh orange juice served in a pint glass = venom, aka rocket fuel.

Wrong thread. Pissed already?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Buuurrrrrrrp

which ways the beach fs

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I like Black Cow Vodka, it's very creamy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Reserve your space this thread will fill up fast. Wait till the dirty's come oot tae play fs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like Black Cow Vodka, it's very creamy.

Not you Lickty your too nice for this thread xXmwahXx

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

So what's this thread about then,grass,deep throating or alcohol?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All of the above and more its one big fuck off cocktail.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I like Black Cow Vodka, it's very creamy.

Not you Lickty your too nice for this thread xXmwahXx "

Thank you, I think. I definitely don't deep throat.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I like Black Cow Vodka, it's very creamy.

Not you Lickty your too nice for this thread xXmwahXx "

Am I too nice for this thread?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like Black Cow Vodka, it's very creamy.

Not you Lickty your too nice for this thread xXmwahXx

Thank you, I think. I definitely don't deep throat.

Your welcome bubz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like Black Cow Vodka, it's very creamy.

Not you Lickty your too nice for this thread xXmwahXx

Am I too nice for this thread?

Naw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I need to mooooove on out of this thread.

Oh, and I don't deep throat.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I can milk a cow by hand if that helps

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I can't deep throat though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You two never gagged? fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

say silk 25 times really really really fast

immediately after ask yourself what cows drink

milk ??

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"say silk 25 times really really really fast

immediately after ask yourself what cows drink

milk ??"

Water unless they are calves

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You two never gagged? fs"

I try not too

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple
over a year ago

London

"So what's this thread about then,grass,deep throating or alcohol?"

It's a Look at Me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grass is nature and nature is beautiful.

Based on that assumption which of you Coos on here can deep throat?

Herd it before

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can milk a cow by hand if that helps

Ever milked a billy goat?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"So what's this thread about then,grass,deep throating or alcohol?

It's a Look at Me

No the Op's a shy retiring type he wouldn't do that

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Bugger, done it again

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I can milk a cow by hand if that helps

Ever milked a billy goat?"

have you not done that bit in school biology yet?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I can milk a cow by hand if that helps

Ever milked a billy goat?"

No they are boys but I have 'helped' a pig and artificially inseminated cows and pigs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you got the right thread doll ain't no shy retiring types in here fs, we're all extroverts and the worst are still to come yet

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I'm not an extrovert quite the opposite in fact

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's not a popular fetish not many women can or want to gag on a cock. However the ones who can and dae oooooooofft

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not an extrovert quite the opposite in fact "

How?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Northerners

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can milk a cow by hand if that helps

Ever milked a billy goat?

No they are boys but I have 'helped' a pig and artificially inseminated cows and pigs "

'Helped' a pig as in a real pig or an ex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Northerners

Don't you roll yer eyes at me missy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can't do this, your all too nice fs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can slip an 8.5" slim dick down, no prob.

I can't do a 6" thicker than a cucumber.

I have a little mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can slip an 8.5" slim dick down, no prob.

I can't do a 6" thicker than a cucumber.

I have a little mouth

No no I don't want to know anymore let's talk about coos and pigs instead.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'm not an extrovert quite the opposite in fact

How?"

That was a tv programme wasn't it?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not an extrovert quite the opposite in fact

How?

That was a tv programme wasn't it?!"

Naw

How as in why fs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You dae ma tits right in woman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let me just dae some 'back peddling' and change the direction of this thread your all too nice and am no really in a wind folk up mood yet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So insted describe you ideal cocktail....... how do women love cocktails for anyway?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'm not an extrovert quite the opposite in fact

How?

That was a tv programme wasn't it?!

Naw

How as in why fs"

It was still a tv programme fs

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I can milk a cow by hand if that helps

Ever milked a billy goat?

No they are boys but I have 'helped' a pig and artificially inseminated cows and pigs

'Helped' a pig as in a real pig or an ex?

Real I worked on a pig farm

My ex isn't intelligent enough to be a pig!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not an extrovert quite the opposite in fact

How?

That was a tv programme wasn't it?!

Naw

How as in why fs

It was still a tv programme fs

How was it that's who fs Dr who no how.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can milk a cow by hand if that helps

Ever milked a billy goat?

No they are boys but I have 'helped' a pig and artificially inseminated cows and pigs

'Helped' a pig as in a real pig or an ex?

Real I worked on a pig farm

My ex isn't intelligent enough to be a pig! "

How was that experience?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'm not an extrovert quite the opposite in fact

How?

That was a tv programme wasn't it?!

Naw

How as in why fs

It was still a tv programme fs

How was it that's who fs Dr who no how."

Kin ell what you on tonight fs?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can slip an 8.5" slim dick down, no prob.

I can't do a 6" thicker than a cucumber.

I have a little mouth

No no I don't want to know anymore let's talk about coos and pigs instead."

You started it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So insted describe you ideal cocktail....... how do women love cocktails for anyway?"

A fruity, creamy, ice cold Piña Colada. Served in a pineapple, with a huge straw, umbrella and fruit on a cocktail stick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nothin fs, can a guy no just be nice wioot havin his motives questioned?

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"I can milk a cow by hand if that helps

Ever milked a billy goat?

No they are boys but I have 'helped' a pig and artificially inseminated cows and pigs

'Helped' a pig as in a real pig or an ex?

Real I worked on a pig farm

My ex isn't intelligent enough to be a pig! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So insted describe you ideal cocktail....... how do women love cocktails for anyway?

A fruity, creamy, ice cold Piña Colada. Served in a pineapple, with a huge straw, umbrella and fruit on a cocktail stick. "

What alcohols in that Or is it a mocktail?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One poond fish, come on ladies come on ladies one poond fish......... Something that's really bugging me, is pig spunk the same texture and colour as human spunk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what's this thread about then,grass,deep throating or alcohol?"

General bullshit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So what's this thread about then,grass,deep throating or alcohol?

General bullshit."

In a world full of Kardashians be an Audrey!

Good old fashioned general bs, EJ canny whack it fs, love you bud love you aw night night XxmwahxX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what's this thread about then,grass,deep throating or alcohol?

General bullshit.

In a world full of Kardashians be an Audrey!

Good old fashioned general bs, EJ canny whack it fs, love you bud love you aw night night XxmwahxX "

Na night, dude.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wtf was I even on lastnight that patron tequila fucks wi a man's emotions and judgment fs, someone please 86 this.

Although I would still like to know about the pig spunk?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I can milk a cow by hand if that helps

Ever milked a billy goat?

No they are boys but I have 'helped' a pig and artificially inseminated cows and pigs

'Helped' a pig as in a real pig or an ex?

Real I worked on a pig farm

My ex isn't intelligent enough to be a pig!

I'll come and work on your farm for a day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can milk a cow by hand if that helps

Ever milked a billy goat?

No they are boys but I have 'helped' a pig and artificially inseminated cows and pigs

'Helped' a pig as in a real pig or an ex?

Real I worked on a pig farm

My ex isn't intelligent enough to be a pig!

I'll come and work on your farm for a day "

Here buxred whits deal wi the pig spunk then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A do a do a do a do a do sat on a Dyke.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A do a do a do a do a do sat on a Dyke.

Hiya sweety what you humming?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I can milk a cow by hand if that helps

Ever milked a billy goat?

No they are boys but I have 'helped' a pig and artificially inseminated cows and pigs

'Helped' a pig as in a real pig or an ex?

Real I worked on a pig farm

My ex isn't intelligent enough to be a pig!

I'll come and work on your farm for a day

Here buxred whits deal wi the pig spunk then? "

Before you can artificial inseminate any animal the semen has to be collected.

It's like putting a condom on an animal.

With pigs you have to get them in the mood a slap on the ass of a sow helps.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can milk a cow by hand if that helps

Ever milked a billy goat?

No they are boys but I have 'helped' a pig and artificially inseminated cows and pigs

'Helped' a pig as in a real pig or an ex?

Real I worked on a pig farm

My ex isn't intelligent enough to be a pig!

I'll come and work on your farm for a day

Here buxred whits deal wi the pig spunk then?

Before you can artificial inseminate any animal the semen has to be collected.

It's like putting a condom on an animal.

With pigs you have to get them in the mood a slap on the ass of a sow helps. "

Don't wind up a windup merchant fs

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"I can milk a cow by hand if that helps

Ever milked a billy goat?

No they are boys but I have 'helped' a pig and artificially inseminated cows and pigs

'Helped' a pig as in a real pig or an ex?

Real I worked on a pig farm

My ex isn't intelligent enough to be a pig!

I'll come and work on your farm for a day "

Anytime... It was my other job I was referring to...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Am still intrigued about what pig spunk looks like fs but no in sexual way

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Am still intrigued about what pig spunk looks like fs but no in sexual way

It looks like spunk. The major difference being a pig produces far more of it than a human male - average ejaculate about 200ml

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am still intrigued about what pig spunk looks like fs but no in sexual way

It looks like spunk. The major difference being a pig produces far more of it than a human male - average ejaculate about 200ml"

Fs get that image oot my head right now

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I can milk a cow by hand if that helps

Ever milked a billy goat?

No they are boys but I have 'helped' a pig and artificially inseminated cows and pigs

'Helped' a pig as in a real pig or an ex?

Real I worked on a pig farm

My ex isn't intelligent enough to be a pig!

I'll come and work on your farm for a day

Here buxred whits deal wi the pig spunk then?

Before you can artificial inseminate any animal the semen has to be collected.

It's like putting a condom on an animal.

With pigs you have to get them in the mood a slap on the ass of a sow helps.

Don't wind up a windup merchant fs

I'm not winding you up.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I can milk a cow by hand if that helps

Ever milked a billy goat?

No they are boys but I have 'helped' a pig and artificially inseminated cows and pigs

'Helped' a pig as in a real pig or an ex?

Real I worked on a pig farm

My ex isn't intelligent enough to be a pig!

I'll come and work on your farm for a day

Anytime... It was my other job I was referring to...

Master of thighs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can milk a cow by hand if that helps

Ever milked a billy goat?

No they are boys but I have 'helped' a pig and artificially inseminated cows and pigs

'Helped' a pig as in a real pig or an ex?

Real I worked on a pig farm

My ex isn't intelligent enough to be a pig!

I'll come and work on your farm for a day

Here buxred whits deal wi the pig spunk then?

Before you can artificial inseminate any animal the semen has to be collected.

It's like putting a condom on an animal.

With pigs you have to get them in the mood a slap on the ass of a sow helps.

Don't wind up a windup merchant fs

I'm not winding you up.

So technically speaking you've forplayed wi a pig an then milked him

Your a naughty one miss merlot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A do a do a do a do a do sat on a Dyke.

It's an amazing feeling when a chick will give up taking in air for you.

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