FabSwingers.com forum: Worst kind of status updates

By *op gooser OP Man
over a year ago

chester

I've just seen somebody posting about having the shits

share some other 1's you have seen for a laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Need my balls drained now" always makes me chuckle, wonder if it ever works?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones with 'you know who you are' always make me cringe

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By *op gooser OP Man
over a year ago

chester

" "Need my balls drained now" always makes me chuckle, wonder if it ever works?"
Your joking right i heard if you put that it is a dead cert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones taking a bitchy dig at people with weight or other issues.

Closely followed by twin "look at us, we shagged each other last night" posts. Seriously, people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone writing quotes....jeez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ones with 'you know who you are' always make me cringe

Ohhh it was meant for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ones taking a bitchy dig at people with weight or other issues.

Closely followed by twin "look at us, we shagged each other last night" posts. Seriously, people."

Can't stand the ones making a dig at folk.if you don't like someone just tell them.also can't wait to see you.who gives a fuck who you want to see

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By *op gooser OP Man
over a year ago

chester

"Someone writing quotes....jeez

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but they think that makes them look clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Will fuck for fabs'

'Fun at ours now, bring some Charlie'

'Women up their own asses'

The list could go on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many to mention!!! Literary quotes, like anyone really thinks your cleaver?? Anyone can quote.

Not getting a shag statuses. This site is boring after 2 days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw one today stating male half of couple looking for a BJ now in Dundee city centre

I'm sure there were scores of willing young ladies (or men, he didn't state) scouring the local updates desperately hoping they may find someone they could fellate right there and then

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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yep first one i see slagging off bbw.

a few desperate statuses and mostly fun or chill ones, which is nice. nobody whinging for a change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do people actually meet on here!! Erm yup they do

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By *layfulCouple86Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

I keep noticing one regularly from a woman who uses ££ after suggesting meets. I can only assume she's selling services but she may just be fond of the £ symbol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hotel booked for....anyone want to meet"

Why would you book the hotel first?

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I hate the constantly whingey ones! Both men and women are equally as guilty of this!

We all have bad days - but nothing puts me off meeting someone more than regular whinging statuses! I just assume they'll be miserable sods when I meet them so I steer well clear!

I'm here to meet fellow happy people/nutters thank you!

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By *op gooser OP Man
over a year ago

chester

""Hotel booked for....anyone want to meet"

Why would you book the hotel first?

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Maybe if they were staying at a Hilton or the Ritz it could help entice

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll get to my messages when I can"

"My inbox is overflowing"

Meh jog on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The list is endless.

Treating it like Facebook, all we need is a like button.

"Can't wait for hubby to come home, love him so much"

Bitchy updates and like most.

Does anything ever happen on here, it's boring. Yet all they've ever done is Cam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Displayed a new verification'

Appears so much in my newsfeed...

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Updates that'd be uninteresting on FaceBore never mind on here - like, what they've just had for dinner, or some DIY task they've just finished

The predictable woe is me kind: 'This site is full of fakes' and 'All the women on here are up themselves' or 'If things don't improve I'm leaving in two days' ... presumably from people who think Fab is freesexondemand.com

Do they honestly think that's going to prompt and influx of sympathy?

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By *op gooser OP Man
over a year ago

chester

""I'll get to my messages when I can"

"My inbox is overflowing"

Meh jog on

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Well no guy is ever gonna write that, so You not 1 of these women who get 500 messages a day then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Hotel booked for....anyone want to meet"

Why would you book the hotel first?

Sorry Guilty of this.

I work for a hotel chain and get rooms cheap, so to escape the childen we stay in a them quite regularly.

Since we're stopping anyway we just add the meet on the off chance. But generally end up in a club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Statuses about moaning about how crap this site is. If you don't like the site, then leave.

Also the ones who state all women are slags, yes, of course we are.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

It's not very often that I update my status, but for those of you that I've shagged off this site, you know who you are

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By *ollypop2000Woman
over a year ago

Derby

The ones where they name and shame someone that's annoyed them #shudder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Statuses about moaning about how crap this site is. If you don't like the site, then leave.

Similar are the "I'm deleting my page today/tomorrow/a week on Tuesday"

Either delete it now or shut up. Can't imagine anyone will beg you to stay like you're fishing for

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By *ediceTV/TS
over a year ago

Wrexham

"I keep noticing one regularly from a woman who uses ££ after suggesting meets. I can only assume she's selling services but she may just be fond of the £ symbol

Perhaps she just wants a good pounding!

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By *layfulCouple86Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

"I keep noticing one regularly from a woman who uses ££ after suggesting meets. I can only assume she's selling services but she may just be fond of the £ symbol

Perhaps she just wants a good pounding!

It's a possibility

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep noticing one regularly from a woman who uses ££ after suggesting meets. I can only assume she's selling services but she may just be fond of the £ symbol

Perhaps she just wants a good pounding!

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

""Hotel booked for....anyone want to meet"

Why would you book the hotel first?

Because the original meet cancelled. Or went silent, or unlos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fmites bragging about being on a forum 'holiday'

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Status updates with winks and smiles and cryptic messages. Who cares? Message the person directly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bragging about what a great time they had last night...unless it involved me. Yes, it has happened!

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By *op gooser OP Man
over a year ago

chester

"Bragging about what a great time they had last night...unless it involved me. Yes, it has happened! "
Bunny boiler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can anyone wank me on my drive to work while listening to heart? it helps me to wake me up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep noticing one regularly from a woman who uses ££ after suggesting meets. I can only assume she's selling services but she may just be fond of the £ symbol

Perhaps she just wants a good pounding!

Ooooh good one!

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Hotel booked for....anyone want to meet"

Why would you book the hotel first?

I must try that next time I'm away on business.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'When Mother Nature doesn't stop you earning the dollars' was the worst I've seen on here.

She regularly touted for work and even though reported I've seen her about still.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just seen on mine "horny and strokin" from a couple near me... profile pic is what I can only assume an unerect penis.

I might turn off looking for couples after that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight guy looking for a good looking TV that one always gives me a cheeky smile......

#FabStraight

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By *ce948Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"The ones taking a bitchy dig at people with weight or other issues.

Closely followed by twin "look at us, we shagged each other last night" posts. Seriously, people.

Can't stand the ones making a dig at folk.if you don't like someone just tell them.also can't wait to see you.who gives a fuck who you want to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the ones saying things like

"This site is full of timewasters"

"Are there any genuine people out there"

I really dont know what they expect to happen!

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