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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

With 1.5 crimes per citizen, Vatican City has the highest crime rate in the world. Who'd of thunk that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.

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By *LovetobewatchedMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Female kangaroos have three vaginas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 6 million dogs in the UK produce 3,000 tons of dog sh*t EVERY DAY...... Where does it all go?.....

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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

Wow... we are in a factual mood this morning

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By *ifferent69Man
over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK

Wish I were a Kangaroo..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The 6 million dogs in the UK produce 3,000 tons of dog sh*t EVERY DAY...... Where does it all go?.....

(ffs keep quoting the wrong person sorry)

Doesn't it get put on trees as ornaments? It looks so lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Bolivia, the word 'felching' is actually an affectionate term meaning the love shown to a mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoking is dangerous to your health and drinking alcoholic is no better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OLB is the way forward on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

George Orwel was not his real name but a pen name.

His real name was Eric Arthur Blair.

(25 June 1903 – 21 January 1950)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fastest recorded pig was a micro pig named Gwendoline who managed to top 13 mph in 2014

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"OLB is the way forward on fab"

Only if your Kia C'eed is LPG fuelled though!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"George Orwell was not his real name but a pen name.

His real name was Eric Arthur Blair.

(25 June 1903 – 21 January 1950)

FTFY

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

A study shows that people who have ring fingers that are longer than their index fingers are likely to be more interested in casual sex....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Koran is the most popular book of all time.

Beating Harry Potter, The tale of two cities and The Lord of the rings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OLB is the way forward on fab

Only if your Kia C'eed is LPG fuelled though!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The world's record for stuffing marshmallows up one single nostril is 604 held by Toxteth O'Grady, USA

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"A study shows that people who have ring fingers that are longer than their index fingers are likely to be more interested in casual sex...."

In males this is a sign of high testosterone.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

An adult male gorillas penis is an average 1.5 inches erect.

No wonder they're so angry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A study shows that people who have ring fingers that are longer than their index fingers are likely to be more interested in casual sex....

In males this is a sign of high testosterone.

*checks fingers, confirms I'm a testosterone factory babe*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The world's record for stuffing marshmallows up one single nostril is 604 held by Toxteth O'Grady, USA"

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"The fastest recorded pig was a micro pig named Gwendoline who managed to top 13 mph in 2014"

It fell off a wall....

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By *r. Pepper...Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Jelly babies were originally called 'peace babies' and were first produced to celebrate the end of the great war

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"The world's record for stuffing marshmallows up one single nostril is 604 held by Toxteth O'Grady, USA"

Well done Vivian

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"A study shows that people who have ring fingers that are longer than their index fingers are likely to be more interested in casual sex....

In males this is a sign of high testosterone.

I'm going to start checking out men's fingers in future then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fastest recorded pig was a micro pig named Gwendoline who managed to top 13 mph in 2014

It fell off a wall...."

Swing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can’t hum while holding your nose closed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can’t hum while holding your nose closed."

Depends on your colloquial meaning of hum...

Kinger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can’t hum while holding your nose closed.

Depends on your colloquial meaning of hum...

Kinger

Bwahahaha

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

The word 'gullible' isn't actually in the dictionary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can’t hum while holding your nose closed.

Depends on your colloquial meaning of hum...

Kinger

Bwahahaha "

I've just tried this.... yes actually tried it...and no you can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue whale fart bubbles are large enough to enclose a horse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The word 'gullible' isn't actually in the dictionary."

Glad to see others taking up this challenge. I've a feeling I was being too obscure

Kinger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can’t hum while holding your nose closed.

Depends on your colloquial meaning of hum...

Kinger

Bwahahaha

I've just tried this.... yes actually tried it...and no you can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blue whale fart bubbles are large enough to enclose a horse."

That's why they have a long face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The word 'gullible' isn't actually in the dictionary."

Yes it is i just had........bastard!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whales that sing in the wrong key get lost and are alone in the ocean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listerene was originally a floor cleaner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can’t hum while holding your nose closed.

Depends on your colloquial meaning of hum...

Kinger

Bwahahaha

I've just tried this.... yes actually tried it...and no you can't

I R Winner! I just hummed La Marseillaise with my nose closed

No idea why I chose that tune and my head is now the size of a beach ball

Kinger

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If you teach a budgerigar to say "Who's a pretty boy", it doesn't necessarily mean that he means it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.

Really? That's impressive knowledge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can’t hum while holding your nose closed.

Depends on your colloquial meaning of hum...

Kinger

Bwahahaha

I've just tried this.... yes actually tried it...and no you can't

I R Winner! I just hummed La Marseillaise with my nose closed

No idea why I chose that tune and my head is now the size of a beach ball

Kinger

I bet you pinched the bridge of your nosearch didn't you

...cheater...I was like a beetroot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can’t hum while holding your nose closed.

Depends on your colloquial meaning of hum...

Kinger

Bwahahaha

I've just tried this.... yes actually tried it...and no you can't

I R Winner! I just hummed La Marseillaise with my nose closed

No idea why I chose that tune and my head is now the size of a beach ball

Kinger

I bet you pinched the bridge of your nosearch didn't you

...cheater...I was like a beetroot

*nose...

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By *op gooserMan
over a year ago

chester

"There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.

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352 on a premium brand balk like a pro v1

My fact = Unless food is mixed with saliva you can't taste it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is impossible to lick your own elbow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.

352 on a premium brand balk like a pro v1

My fact = Unless food is mixed with saliva you can't taste it."

I don't go around licking balls you know....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"It is impossible to lick your own arsehole"

ftfy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't lick your elbow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Female kangaroos have three vaginas!

They must be fucked left, right and centre!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't lick your elbow. "

Or read a full thread....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland.

That'll put an end to Bjork and Taff

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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"Female kangaroos have three vaginas!

They must be fucked left, right and centre!

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love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's no peaks in the peak district

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't lick your elbow.

Or read a full thread....

It is not a physical impossibility, some people can.

Waitrose are selling empty jam jars 29p more than full ones!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"You can’t hum while holding your nose closed.

Depends on your colloquial meaning of hum...

Kinger

Bwahahaha

I've just tried this.... yes actually tried it...and no you can't

Errrr...I must be weird then...just did...works till you run out of breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naw means no

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"It’s against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland.

That'll put an end to Bjork and Taff

Can you have one in other supermarkets though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Crown Prince of Bhutan is the only member of the Bhutani family able to drive the royal Bentley

Kinger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The average beer

And the average vagina

Have the same PH level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walkers crisps always goes out oh date on a Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg.

Obviously the chicken would need to cum before the egg even existed.

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By *r. Pepper...Man
over a year ago

liverpool

The chap who started puma, Rudolf dassler was the brother of Adolf dassler, the chap who started adidas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland.

That'll put an end to Bjork and Taff

Can you have one in other supermarkets though?

I had to read this twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a beauty spot on my left baw sack.

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By *r. Pepper...Man
over a year ago

liverpool

"Walkers crisps always goes out oh date on a Saturday "
All crisps go out of date on a Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language."

Although reading aloud any of m1cks posts will be right up there....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U can get arrested for giving blowjobs in Iceland not sure bout farm foods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walkers crisps always goes out oh date on a Saturday All crisps go out of date on a Saturday

Never new at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

Although reading aloud any of m1cks posts will be right up there....

Naw try:

It's a braw bricht moonlicht nicht the nicht.

Brownie points if you can translate it wioot usin Google.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

Although reading aloud any of m1cks posts will be right up there....

Naw try:

It's a braw bricht moonlicht nicht the nicht.

Brownie points if you can translate it wioot usin Google.

It's a fine bright moonlight night the night ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

Although reading aloud any of m1cks posts will be right up there....

Naw try:

It's a braw bricht moonlicht nicht the nicht.

Brownie points if you can translate it wioot usin Google.

It's a fine bright moonlight night the night ?

Hi five*

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Coca Cola originally contained cocaine and was green.

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Heroin was once used to treat methadone addiction

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Margate town is voted 1 of the best placess to live in England

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

When you shake a dogs paw, you enter into a contract that you have no idea what it is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everybody's shit smells, aye, even yours!

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