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Are you scared of your microwave?

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By *LCC OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Kellyanne Conway, a Trump spokesman, believes that your microwave can turn into a camera and spy on you. She also spoke out about the terrible and tragic Bowling Green Massacre, an Islamic inspired terrorist attack that took place on American soil, you wouldn’t have heard about that because the “mainstream media” obviously doesn’t like reporting on terrorist attacks, or maybe, just maybe, because there was not terrorist attack and she just made it up. You decide!

So in light of this new revelation about microwaves, will you be throwing yours away?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno about throw it away, I'll try a couple of cock selfies first..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kellyanne Conway, a Trump spokesman, believes that your microwave can turn into a camera and spy on you. She also spoke out about the terrible and tragic Bowling Green Massacre, an Islamic inspired terrorist attack that took place on American soil, you wouldn’t have heard about that because the “mainstream media” obviously doesn’t like reporting on terrorist attacks, or maybe, just maybe, because there was not terrorist attack and she just made it up. You decide!

So in light of this new revelation about microwaves, will you be throwing yours away?"

Line the inside with tin foil and you are perfectly safe

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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i don't have one, not really got room in my kitchen.

if i did have one i'm sure it'd be bored spying on me.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Haven't owned one for years do I'm all good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is in the back corner of my kitchen. It wont see much other than me going into the fridge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so shit at cooking that the microwave was my only friend in the kitchen... Et tu, Brute?! Et tu?

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By *avid0894Man
over a year ago

Paisley

When I was about 10 I put micro noodles straight in without reading the instructions. Nearly burned the house down.

Woopsie doodle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More scared by what comes out doesn't resemble what got put in.

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By *LCC OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"When I was about 10 I put micro noodles straight in without reading the instructions. Nearly burned the house down.

Woopsie doodle"

I think you mean nearly saved you family from years of covert surveillance, I bet they didn't even thank you for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankfully we've never had a microwave. The things we get up to in our kitchen are private!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thankfully we've never had a microwave. The things we get up to in our kitchen are private! "

That's what you think! I wouldn't trust that kettle if I were you

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley


"Kellyanne Conway, a Trump spokesman, believes that your microwave can turn into a camera and spy on you. She also spoke out about the terrible and tragic Bowling Green Massacre, an Islamic inspired terrorist attack that took place on American soil, you wouldn’t have heard about that because the “mainstream media” obviously doesn’t like reporting on terrorist attacks, or maybe, just maybe, because there was not terrorist attack and she just made it up. You decide!

So in light of this new revelation about microwaves, will you be throwing yours away?"

Who exactly is my microwave passing the endless hours of footage of me loading and unloading my dishwasher onto?

And is my dishwasher in on it too?

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By *LCC OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Kellyanne Conway, a Trump spokesman, believes that your microwave can turn into a camera and spy on you. She also spoke out about the terrible and tragic Bowling Green Massacre, an Islamic inspired terrorist attack that took place on American soil, you wouldn’t have heard about that because the “mainstream media” obviously doesn’t like reporting on terrorist attacks, or maybe, just maybe, because there was not terrorist attack and she just made it up. You decide!

So in light of this new revelation about microwaves, will you be throwing yours away?

Who exactly is my microwave passing the endless hours of footage of me loading and unloading my dishwasher onto?

And is my dishwasher in on it too? "

It could be the CIA, FBI, KGB, UKIP, any of those alphabet soup organisations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone knows it is the toaster that you need to watch.

"Would you like some toast? Some nice hot crisp brown buttered toast. No? How about a muffin then? Nothing? You know the last time you had toast. 18 days ago, 11.36, Tuesday 3rd, two rounds. I mean, what's the point in buying a toaster with artificial intelligence if you don't like toast. I mean, this is my job. This is cruel, just cruel"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of Marvin the Paranoid Android. Brain the size of a planet....and all I do is warm up soup.

No wonder they are spying on us....they are bored.

Put them in the bedroom during a meet....let them join in....#freedomformicrowaves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kellyanne Conway, a Trump spokesman, believes that your microwave can turn into a camera and spy on you. She also spoke out about the terrible and tragic Bowling Green Massacre, an Islamic inspired terrorist attack that took place on American soil, you wouldn’t have heard about that because the “mainstream media” obviously doesn’t like reporting on terrorist attacks, or maybe, just maybe, because there was not terrorist attack and she just made it up. You decide!

So in light of this new revelation about microwaves, will you be throwing yours away?

Line the inside with tin foil and you are perfectly safe "

What!! Have you ever put metal in a microwave?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kellyanne Conway, a Trump spokesman, believes that your microwave can turn into a camera and spy on you. She also spoke out about the terrible and tragic Bowling Green Massacre, an Islamic inspired terrorist attack that took place on American soil, you wouldn’t have heard about that because the “mainstream media” obviously doesn’t like reporting on terrorist attacks, or maybe, just maybe, because there was not terrorist attack and she just made it up. You decide!

So in light of this new revelation about microwaves, will you be throwing yours away?

Line the inside with tin foil and you are perfectly safe

What!! Have you ever put metal in a microwave? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have one. We don't eat pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thankfully we've never had a microwave. The things we get up to in our kitchen are private!

That's what you think! I wouldn't trust that kettle if I were you "

Haha oh yes .....

We used to tell the kids quite a few years ago before the internet of things, when they were tiny tots that Santa was watching them making sure they were being good every time the red led lit up on the house alarm motion sensor.

It worked a treat but now I'm beginning to wonder if our devious ways to get our kids to behave might have been portentous of things to come.

1984 has arrived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pity anyone who has the job of spying on my kitchen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I havnt got a microwave.....mite go out n buy one.

PTU XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dunno about throw it away, I'll try a couple of cock selfies first.. "

Hilarious

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley


"I havnt got a microwave.....mite go out n buy one.

PTU XXX "

I'd hang on a few weeks, now people know about the cameras in them, it'll be worth waiting for the HD and 4K ones to hit the shops.

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