FabSwingers.com forum: Wednesday is 0 meet club

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's another Wednesday and the club is now open.

The boss is _eeside

Co host is SwingoftheKingers

MisterBee will share his wit and wisdom at various

points

You should know the rules by now.

You can join in 1 of 2 ways.

(1) If you've had no meet's What so ever since joining or your last meet was more than 30 days / one month agow then your very welcome to join.

(2) If you meet a lot and your last meet was less than 30 days ago / one month. Then you can join by trying to meet a member of the club and join in that way.

And yes, socials count as meet's.

The club is not for those that don't meet at all.

And it's not for those that don't meet on a Wednesday.

The purpose of the club is to find and get meet's.

have fun everyone.

Get amongst it shaggers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My names MrBee it's been forever since I got my sex on with anyone.

I've found out I may be friend zoning anyone I talk to.

Can I make it plain and simple to the women on my hot list. I want to shag them.

I thought I'd get that off my chest,

Now, let's get some success stories in here.

Has anyone got a social or a meet from this thread?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And a very public apology that I left out our sparkling barista Miss.Honey.

I'm going to have to give her a pay rise to make up for this oversight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all, it's rule two for me.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning all, it's rule two for me....... "

Excellent - there will be the odd lady around soon.

By that I don't mean strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm MsB

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm MsB

And you're early

Welcome MsB.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"And a very public apology that I left out our sparkling barista Miss.Honey.

I'm going to have to give her a pay rise to make up for this oversight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm MsB

And you're early

Welcome MsB.

Yes I know, some kind of glitch there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all, it's rule two for me.......

Excellent - there will be the odd lady around soon.

By that I don't mean strange

Lol, no strange ladies please, just lovely ladies xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm MsB

Hello

I'm MrB.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Oh I can be in this now if my veris are anything to go by.

Where is _eeside? He would be checking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I can be in this now if my veris are anything to go by.

Where is _eeside? He would be checking

Probably slept in, he was late setting up last week

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Hi!

Happy to grab a coffee with a member in my area if someone needs a veri?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If it isn't it your veris it doesn't count

3 days and I'm just an employee again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I can join in this week, after the weekend I can't & nor can you Swing

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"It's another Wednesday and the club is now open.

The boss is _eeside

Co host is SwingoftheKingers

MisterBee will share his wit and wisdom at various

points

You should know the rules by now.

You can join in 1 of 2 ways.

(1) If you've had no meet's What so ever since joining or your last meet was more than 30 days / one month agow then your very welcome to join.

(2) If you meet a lot and your last meet was less than 30 days ago / one month. Then you can join by trying to meet a member of the club and join in that way.

And yes, socials count as meet's.

The club is not for those that don't meet at all.

And it's not for those that don't meet on a Wednesday.

The purpose of the club is to find and get meet's.

have fun everyone.

Get amongst it shaggers!

Right now I'm lusting after your thighs!

#justsaying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it isn't it your veris it doesn't count

3 days and I'm just an employee again

What about if you meet the same person & don't get veri'd, does that count?

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Not had a meet in over 2 years so do I qualify. Looking for a local person if that's possible. Oh by the way I'm quite shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A barren 2017 for us so far, looking to rectify that situation shortly though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it isn't it your veris it doesn't count

3 days and I'm just an employee again

What about if you meet the same person & don't get veri'd, does that count?"

I'd be willing to let that slide. We don't exclude those married folks that actually manage to have sex with their other halves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well Though I don't like to admit it I'll join the club. Been a while and though I try don't think my personality is what I believed it was haha. Soooooo here I am

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"If it isn't it your veris it doesn't count

3 days and I'm just an employee again

What about if you meet the same person & don't get veri'd, does that count?"

No, of course it doesn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A club I can join.

No meet since I rejoined and no fab meet in over a year

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lots of new faces today. I like it.

Come on in. First visits get a free coffee so place your orders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A club I can join.

No meet since I rejoined and no fab meet in over a year "

Front of the row.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of new faces today. I like it.

Come on in. First visits get a free coffee so place your orders

Can I have tea with a Biccy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im in"

save that quote for the ladies.

Welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of new faces today. I like it.

Come on in. First visits get a free coffee so place your orders

I don't like coffee, please do not judge me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The purpose of the club is to find and get meet's.

have fun everyone.

Get amongst it shaggers!

Right now I'm lusting after your thighs!

#justsaying!

*giggles*

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By *ouiseeWoman
over a year ago

andover

How do you deliver the free coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you deliver the free coffee?"

I'll deliver you a coffee when I'm Andover next for sure

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

It's not in my veris so I am in.

I hope I'm not here for too long, it feels lonely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not in my veris so I am in.

I hope I'm not here for too long, it feels lonely."

It's never lonely here, fancy a boobie hug?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's not in my veris so I am in.

I hope I'm not here for too long, it feels lonely."

A few days only Meli. Don't think you'll need to be here next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're in

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi,

0 meets since joining the site,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it isn't it your veris it doesn't count

3 days and I'm just an employee again

What about if you meet the same person & don't get veri'd, does that count?

No, of course it doesn't "

But technically it's a meet....:

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"It's not in my veris so I am in.

I hope I'm not here for too long, it feels lonely.

A few days only Meli. Don't think you'll need to be here next week

Meh, we'll see.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Welcome Kinky and Matt.

Nice to see you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not in my veris so I am in.

I hope I'm not here for too long, it feels lonely."

I'll keep you company. Tell MrB all about it. We can cry together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im in

save that quote for the ladies.

Welcome.

Oh trust me they will know when im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it isn't it your veris it doesn't count

3 days and I'm just an employee again

What about if you meet the same person & don't get veri'd, does that count?

No, of course it doesn't

But technically it's a meet....:

Has Seeside told you what to say?

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Strolls in. Morning all.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"If it isn't it your veris it doesn't count

3 days and I'm just an employee again

What about if you meet the same person & don't get veri'd, does that count?

No, of course it doesn't

But technically it's a meet....:

Nah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If socials count, then all being well this will be my last time in the club for a few weeks. See you all mid-April

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If socials count, then all being well this will be my last time in the club for a few weeks. See you all mid-April

You are always welcome to help any of the ladies out under rule 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If socials count, then all being well this will be my last time in the club for a few weeks. See you all mid-April

You are always welcome to help any of the ladies out under rule 2

I don't think any of the lovely ladies of Zero Meet Club will ever be that desperate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If socials count, then all being well this will be my last time in the club for a few weeks. See you all mid-April

You are always welcome to help any of the ladies out under rule 2

I don't think any of the lovely ladies of Zero Meet Club will ever be that desperate."

If your social goes very well. We may never see you again in here

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

It's just over a month since my last, so I can join this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If socials count, then all being well this will be my last time in the club for a few weeks. See you all mid-April

You are always welcome to help any of the ladies out under rule 2

I don't think any of the lovely ladies of Zero Meet Club will ever be that desperate.

If your social goes very well. We may never see you again in here

It's a group social, so it'll probably be me sitting in a corner watching people flirt with each other

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's just over a month since my last, so I can join this week

Welcome along - take a seat and when I find out where Honey has gone I'll get your coffee sent over.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"It's a group social, so it'll probably be me sitting in a corner watching people flirt with each other

Oh shush you! Get your flirt on and stay away from the corners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a group social, so it'll probably be me sitting in a corner watching people flirt with each other

Oh shush you! Get your flirt on and stay away from the corners."

My flirting is worse than my dancing - and I don't dance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's just over a month since my last, so I can join this week

Yes. Welcome. Take your pic of the many gents around.

*pull your tummies in guys!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a group social, so it'll probably be me sitting in a corner watching people flirt with each other

Oh shush you! Get your flirt on and stay away from the corners.

My flirting is worse than my dancing - and I don't dance."

Brother from another mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your social goes very well. We may never see you again in here

It's a group social, so it'll probably be me sitting in a corner watching people flirt with each other

PMA.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your social goes very well. We may never see you again in here

It's a group social, so it'll probably be me sitting in a corner watching people flirt with each other

PMA.

???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your social goes very well. We may never see you again in here

It's a group social, so it'll probably be me sitting in a corner watching people flirt with each other

PMA.

???"

Positive mental attitude.

This is why I dont coach football.

Just go out and have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My last veri was 2nd Feb so I'm in based on that

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Morning all.

Anyone in or near Thanet want to meet up for a chat and a drink ?

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"My last veri was 2nd Feb so I'm in based on that

Yep that works out

Let's hope you find a meet soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning all.

Anyone in or near Thanet want to meet up for a chat and a drink ?"

Morning boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rule 1... no meets from this profile. Let's hope we can change that!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Morning all.

Anyone in or near Thanet want to meet up for a chat and a drink ?

Morning boss

Thanks for starting up the club agen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all.

Anyone in or near Thanet want to meet up for a chat and a drink ?

Morning boss

Hide the booze!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning all.

Anyone in or near Thanet want to meet up for a chat and a drink ?

Morning boss

Hide the booze!

Isss isss all hidden.

In me heehehe he

*hic*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in through rule 2, dont like not meeting

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Morning all.

Anyone in or near Thanet want to meet up for a chat and a drink ?

Morning boss

Hide the booze!

Isss isss all hidden.

In me heehehe he

*hic*"

Har har har.

Thar is a bar you no.

And I all reedy found the switch to turn the club in to a casino

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I'm in through rule 2, dont like not meeting

Anyone near Mexborough ?

A lovely ladey wants to pall you out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's another Wednesday and the club is now open.

The boss is _eeside

Co host is SwingoftheKingers

MisterBee will share his wit and wisdom at various

points

You should know the rules by now.

You can join in 1 of 2 ways.

(1) If you've had no meet's What so ever since joining or your last meet was more than 30 days / one month agow then your very welcome to join.

(2) If you meet a lot and your last meet was less than 30 days ago / one month. Then you can join by trying to meet a member of the club and join in that way.

And yes, socials count as meet's.

The club is not for those that don't meet at all.

And it's not for those that don't meet on a Wednesday.

The purpose of the club is to find and get meet's.

have fun everyone.

Get amongst it shaggers!

Morning all.

We'll be doing our very best to reduce membership numbers as per usual.

Alas, thus far our efforts have been in vane.

We apologise unreservedly to all and sundry.

Our inbox is on standby in the unlikely event that anyone wants to leave the club.

We suspect membership is so welcoming and cosy, no fucker wants to leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My last veri was 2nd Feb so I'm in based on that

Yep that works out

Let's hope you find a meet soon."

I may have had meets since then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's another Wednesday and the club is now open.

The boss is _eeside

Co host is SwingoftheKingers

MisterBee will share his wit and wisdom at various

points

You should know the rules by now.

You can join in 1 of 2 ways.

(1) If you've had no meet's What so ever since joining or your last meet was more than 30 days / one month agow then your very welcome to join.

(2) If you meet a lot and your last meet was less than 30 days ago / one month. Then you can join by trying to meet a member of the club and join in that way.

And yes, socials count as meet's.

The club is not for those that don't meet at all.

And it's not for those that don't meet on a Wednesday.

The purpose of the club is to find and get meet's.

have fun everyone.

Get amongst it shaggers!

Morning all.

We'll be doing our very best to reduce membership numbers as per usual.

Alas, thus far our efforts have been in vane.

We apologise unreservedly to all and sundry.

Our inbox is on standby in the unlikely event that anyone wants to leave the club.

We suspect membership is so welcoming and cosy, no fucker wants to leave.

We, the management, appreciate your efforts.

Fine upstanding members of the community the pair of you

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"My last veri was 2nd Feb so I'm in based on that

Yep that works out

Let's hope you find a meet soon.

I may have had meets since then

All il say is onistdeey is the best policeey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all.

Anyone in or near Thanet want to meet up for a chat and a drink ?

Morning boss

Hide the booze!

Isss isss all hidden.

In me heehehe he

*hic*

Har har har.

Thar is a bar you no.

And I all reedy found the switch to turn the club in to a casino

First to bet.

I put 20 on me getting a shag before the day is done.

I play the big odds.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Morning all.

Anyone in or near Thanet want to meet up for a chat and a drink ?

Morning boss

Hide the booze!

Isss isss all hidden.

In me heehehe he

*hic*

Har har har.

Thar is a bar you no.

And I all reedy found the switch to turn the club in to a casino

First to bet.

I put 20 on me getting a shag before the day is done.

I play the big odds.

I Onley bet wen im Shor ill win.

£100 I don't get a meet today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmmmmm, looks like I can't join this club.

*wanders off muttering something about single blokes and cock pics and FAF messages and meets and verifications and crap profiles an' shit

#smugface

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By *oul BrothaMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away

Signing up for my membership. Hopefully I won't be in next Wednesday if someone takes pity on me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got some time after the gym

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Hmmmmmmmm, looks like I can't join this club.

*wanders off muttering something about single blokes and cock pics and FAF messages and meets and verifications and crap profiles an' shit

#smugface

Thanks for having a look.

Mite see you next week

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Signing up for my membership. Hopefully I won't be in next Wednesday if someone takes pity on me.

Fingers crossed sumone dus

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I got some time after the gym

We have sum gym equipment at the back of the club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swing promised me the key to the dungeon last week and never showed me round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your social goes very well. We may never see you again in here

It's a group social, so it'll probably be me sitting in a corner watching people flirt with each other

PMA.

???

Positive mental attitude.

This is why I dont coach football.

Just go out and have fun

Ah... positivity and I have a complicated relationship.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Swing promised me the key to the dungeon last week and never showed me round

If you remember the agreement was to not be distracted and then you get to see the dungeon

Having said that, you've earned yourself a guided tour...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got some time after the gym

We have sum gym equipment at the back of the club

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That is good and after relax in the sun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swing promised me the key to the dungeon last week and never showed me round

If you remember the agreement was to not be distracted and then you get to see the dungeon

Having said that, you've earned yourself a guided tour..."

I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swing promised me the key to the dungeon last week and never showed me round

If you remember the agreement was to not be distracted and then you get to see the dungeon

Having said that, you've earned yourself a guided tour..."

...sexybrunette in a dungeon... I'll be in my bunk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Swing promised me the key to the dungeon last week and never showed me round

If you remember the agreement was to not be distracted and then you get to see the dungeon

Having said that, you've earned yourself a guided tour...

I have

For health and safety purposes obviously...

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm back in under rule 2 again this week. Anyone who is local and wants a social let me know

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Morning all...in by rule 2

Really must stop clubbing so often!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Welcome number 2's

I mean rule 2ers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swing promised me the key to the dungeon last week and never showed me round

If you remember the agreement was to not be distracted and then you get to see the dungeon

Having said that, you've earned yourself a guided tour...

I have

For health and safety purposes obviously..."

Pfft I was hoping for a spanking over one of the benches

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

If anyone were to find themselves around our neck of the woods and would like a daytime coffee just give us the nod.

Be warned though, my knowledge of current events and sports rivals my ability to levitate objects with my mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone were to find themselves around our neck of the woods and would like a daytime coffee just give us the nod.

Be warned though, my knowledge of current events and sports rivals my ability to levitate objects with my mind."

Who the hell want to go to Wrexham?

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

"Who the hell want to go to Wrexham?

Said everyone, ever.

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over a year ago

"If anyone were to find themselves around our neck of the woods and would like a daytime coffee just give us the nod.

Be warned though, my knowledge of current events and sports rivals my ability to levitate objects with my mind.

Who the hell want to go to Wrexham?

Arsenal certainly don't

Old football reference there for you folks

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"If anyone were to find themselves around our neck of the woods and would like a daytime coffee just give us the nod.

Be warned though, my knowledge of current events and sports rivals my ability to levitate objects with my mind.

Who the hell want to go to Wrexham?

Hi there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who the hell want to go to Wrexham?

Said everyone, ever.

I really shouldn't be put on the front desk for 0meet club.

The management will be along to apologies shortly.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

rule ones here, for the moment anyway..

How about a twist to a fairytale & us indistress are rescued by a willing damsel

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over a year ago

I can't give meets away at the moment

Well i probably could if i did evening meets and did away with socials but still...that's not the point

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over a year ago

"I can't give meets away at the moment

Well i probably could if i did evening meets and did away with socials but still...that's not the point"

MsV, welcome. You and I in the same zero meet club???

*why do I get the urge to say "your mine now!"

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Reporting for duty Sir

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over a year ago

"I can't give meets away at the moment

Well i probably could if i did evening meets and did away with socials but still...that's not the point

MsV, welcome. You and I in the same zero meet club???

*why do I get the urge to say "your mine now!"

Probably for the same reason i felt an evil laugh building up

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"If anyone were to find themselves around our neck of the woods and would like a daytime coffee just give us the nod.

Be warned though, my knowledge of current events and sports rivals my ability to levitate objects with my mind.

Who the hell want to go to Wrexham?

If I lived closer I wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I'm in

Welcome to the club.

Hope you find a meet soon

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over a year ago

"I'm in

Welcome to the club.

Hope you find a meet soon

Thanks _eeside!

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

"If anyone were to find themselves around our neck of the woods and would like a daytime coffee just give us the nod.

Be warned though, my knowledge of current events and sports rivals my ability to levitate objects with my mind.

Who the hell want to go to Wrexham?

Hi there.

Maybe make that a daytime tea?

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

"Who the hell want to go to Wrexham?

If I lived closer I wood

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over a year ago

"I can't give meets away at the moment

Well i probably could if i did evening meets and did away with socials but still...that's not the point

MsV, welcome. You and I in the same zero meet club???

*why do I get the urge to say "your mine now!"

Probably for the same reason i felt an evil laugh building up

I thought you were clearing your throat.

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over a year ago

Hi all.... it's rule 1 for me, not had a meet in a while.

I did leave the site stupidly and lost my veris, hoping to arrange some meets and get some back

Anyone local to Leeds, Bradford or Sheffield areas care to see if we can be a success story for this post?

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over a year ago

"I can't give meets away at the moment

Well i probably could if i did evening meets and did away with socials but still...that's not the point"

One day lovely we can meet for coffee and sit there in excruciating embarrassment trying to work out how to start a conversation while looking our feet.

A perfect introverts social

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over a year ago

"Hi all.... it's rule 1 for me, not had a meet in a while.

I did leave the site stupidly and lost my veris, hoping to arrange some meets and get some back

Anyone local to Leeds, Bradford or Sheffield areas care to see if we can be a success story for this post?

Your in the middle, but amore to the right and up a little bit. I bet you've heard that before.

I'm talking about your location.

Ladies, it couldn't be easier meeting this guy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't give meets away at the moment

Well i probably could if i did evening meets and did away with socials but still...that's not the point

One day lovely we can meet for coffee and sit there in excruciating embarrassment trying to work out how to start a conversation while looking our feet.

A perfect introverts social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's another Wednesday and the club is now open.

The boss is _eeside

Co host is SwingoftheKingers

MisterBee will share his wit and wisdom at various

points

You should know the rules by now.

You can join in 1 of 2 ways.

(1) If you've had no meet's What so ever since joining or your last meet was more than 30 days / one month agow then your very welcome to join.

(2) If you meet a lot and your last meet was less than 30 days ago / one month. Then you can join by trying to meet a member of the club and join in that way.

And yes, socials count as meet's.

The club is not for those that don't meet at all.

And it's not for those that don't meet on a Wednesday.

The purpose of the club is to find and get meet's.

have fun everyone.

Get amongst it shaggers!

Morning all.

We'll be doing our very best to reduce membership numbers as per usual.

Alas, thus far our efforts have been in vane.

We apologise unreservedly to all and sundry.

Our inbox is on standby in the unlikely event that anyone wants to leave the club.

We suspect membership is so welcoming and cosy, no fucker wants to leave.

We, the management, appreciate your efforts.

Fine upstanding members of the community the pair of you"

We're very community spirited.

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over a year ago

"Hi all.... it's rule 1 for me, not had a meet in a while.

I did leave the site stupidly and lost my veris, hoping to arrange some meets and get some back

Anyone local to Leeds, Bradford or Sheffield areas care to see if we can be a success story for this post?

Your in the middle, but amore to the right and up a little bit. I bet you've heard that before.

I'm talking about your location.

Ladies, it couldn't be easier meeting this guy!"

Ha ha that's brilliant!!

Hoping someone notices me, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all.... it's rule 1 for me, not had a meet in a while.

I did leave the site stupidly and lost my veris, hoping to arrange some meets and get some back

Anyone local to Leeds, Bradford or Sheffield areas care to see if we can be a success story for this post?

Your in the middle, but amore to the right and up a little bit. I bet you've heard that before.

I'm talking about your location.

Ladies, it couldn't be easier meeting this guy!

Ha ha that's brilliant!!

Hoping someone notices me, lol

all roads end in Leeds,

you need this as your tag line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had meets but not git veries. Does that count?

Anyhoo am open to yorkshire meets.

Message me and see what happens.

M X

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over a year ago

"Had meets but not git veries. Does that count?

Anyhoo am open to yorkshire meets.

Message me and see what happens.

M X"

One way or another you are welcome

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Had meets but not git veries. Does that count?

Anyhoo am open to yorkshire meets.

Message me and see what happens.

M X

One way or another you are welcome

In a way everyone is welcome

This is roul 1 and 2 at once

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over a year ago

"Had meets but not git veries. Does that count?

Anyhoo am open to yorkshire meets.

Message me and see what happens.

M X

One way or another you are welcome

In a way everyone is welcome

This is roul 1 and 2 at once

Even I'm allowed here and I flirt outrageously

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Morning all.

Anyone in or near Thanet want to meet up for a chat and a drink ?

Morning boss

Hide the booze!

Isss isss all hidden.

In me heehehe he

*hic*

Har har har.

Thar is a bar you no.

And I all reedy found the switch to turn the club in to a casino

First to bet.

I put 20 on me getting a shag before the day is done.

I play the big odds.

I Onley bet wen im Shor ill win.

£100 I don't get a meet today

Looks like im going to win my bet

How's it looking for you MisterBee ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joining the club...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all.

Anyone in or near Thanet want to meet up for a chat and a drink ?

Morning boss

Hide the booze!

Isss isss all hidden.

In me heehehe he

*hic*

Har har har.

Thar is a bar you no.

And I all reedy found the switch to turn the club in to a casino

First to bet.

I put 20 on me getting a shag before the day is done.

I play the big odds.

I Onley bet wen im Shor ill win.

£100 I don't get a meet today

Looks like im going to win my bet

How's it looking for you MisterBee ?"

I may have doubled my money. hopefully this might change the ladies minds, when I'm rolling with the bling!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Few chicks have my curiosity but none have caught my attention as yet. Where dafuq are all the exotic women on this?

M1CKS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reporting for duty again ... #unmeetable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello. Just popped in to say I'm no longer in the 0 meet club as I had a lovely time at Cupids a couple of weeks ago.

I'm definitely looking forward to my next visit in a few weeks whicb will be fun

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over a year ago

"Reporting for duty again ... #unmeetable

Welcome back Dan. We really need to get this sorted ASAP

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Hello. Just popped in to say I'm no longer in the 0 meet club as I had a lovely time at Cupids a couple of weeks ago.

I'm definitely looking forward to my next visit in a few weeks whicb will be fun

Well we look fallwood to seeing you in the futcher

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over a year ago

"Hello. Just popped in to say I'm no longer in the 0 meet club as I had a lovely time at Cupids a couple of weeks ago.

I'm definitely looking forward to my next visit in a few weeks whicb will be fun

Well we look fallwood to seeing you in the futcher

Thanks mate

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Few chicks have my curiosity but none have caught my attention as yet. Where dafuq are all the exotic women on this?

M1CKS

Why has everyone taken to signing off after making comment?

Miss H aka cunty

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over a year ago

"Few chicks have my curiosity but none have caught my attention as yet. Where dafuq are all the exotic women on this?

M1CKS

Why has everyone taken to signing off after making comment?

Miss H aka cunty

I was wondering that myself

SotK

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over a year ago

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"Few chicks have my curiosity but none have caught my attention as yet. Where dafuq are all the exotic women on this?

M1CKS

Why has everyone taken to signing off after making comment?

Miss H aka cunty

I was wondering that myself

SotK

Seems to be a trend in fabbers who aren't couples

Cuntymccuntface

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over a year ago

"Few chicks have my curiosity but none have caught my attention as yet. Where dafuq are all the exotic women on this?

M1CKS

Why has everyone taken to signing off after making comment?

Miss H aka cunty

I was wondering that myself

SotK

Seems to be a trend in fabbers who aren't couples

Cuntymccuntface

Bugger - I was going to suggest that on the rename the above thread

Swingy

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over a year ago

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"Few chicks have my curiosity but none have caught my attention as yet. Where dafuq are all the exotic women on this?

M1CKS

Why has everyone taken to signing off after making comment?

Miss H aka cunty

I was wondering that myself

SotK

Seems to be a trend in fabbers who aren't couples

Cuntymccuntface

Bugger - I was going to suggest that on the rename the above thread

Swingy

Too slow.

Hun

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over a year ago

"I was wondering that myself

SotK

Seems to be a trend in fabbers who aren't couples

Cuntymccuntface

Bugger - I was going to suggest that on the rename the above thread

Swingy

Too slow.

Hun

I'm sold on this now. Well until I get bored anyway

Kinger

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over a year ago

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"I was wondering that myself

SotK

Seems to be a trend in fabbers who aren't couples

Cuntymccuntface

Bugger - I was going to suggest that on the rename the above thread

Swingy

Too slow.

Hun

I'm sold on this now. Well until I get bored anyway

Kinger

Kinger could well be the one you know

Yenoh

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Well its been a nother fun day hear at 0 meet club.

Hope sum of you found a meet.

Im off th the pub alown agen.

To all have a good nite

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over a year ago

"Well its been a nother fun day hear at 0 meet club.

Hope sum of you found a meet.

Im off th the pub alown agen.

To all have a good nite

Night boss

Kinger

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