FabSwingers.com forum: The forum is comedy gold

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who else spend also most of their time on here? It is top notch entertainment

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By *esiderataWoman
over a year ago

St Helier

its impossible to log on and not check what is going on in the forums - always brings a smile

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

It keeps me out of mischief. Which is a shame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me, you won't find me reading the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try the chat rooms it where I go for my holidays

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

A trip to the loo isn't the same without the forum for amusement. Don't worry, I'm in the bath at the moment.

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By *llNatural36FWoman
over a year ago

Denbighshire

I'm spending too much time in the forums now, it's something for everybody lol definitely a mixed bag I'm getting addicted to

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

It defintely makes us laugh, Shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it is rather top quality entertainment and a chance to catch up with chums

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I've been away for a fair few weeks but am back and yes...it's comedy gold indeed. It's made me smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forums are top! with some lovely people I'm finding out more and more.

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

I'm almost tempted to say something offensive just to get myself banned for a week - I'm spending waaaaaayyyyyyy too much time on here. But today was dead at work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A trip to the loo isn't the same without the forum for amusement. Don't worry, I'm in the bath at the moment. "

Oi get outta my bath!

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to say I'm missing all the arguments that used to go on...... popcorn sales have gone down

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"A trip to the loo isn't the same without the forum for amusement. Don't worry, I'm in the bath at the moment.

Oi get outta my bath!

PTU xxx"

Plenty of room on top..

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"I have to say I'm missing all the arguments that used to go on...... popcorn sales have gone down

You're going to bed too early!

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

24/7 I'm addicted

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I wouldn't exactly say it's top notch entertainment.

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

I used to be on more, not so much fun anymore for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to say I'm missing all the arguments that used to go on...... popcorn sales have gone down

You're going to bed too early!"

I need my beauty sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spend tooooo much time on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A trip to the loo isn't the same without the forum for amusement. Don't worry, I'm in the bath at the moment.

Oi get outta my bath!

PTU xxx

Plenty of room on top.."

Ooooerrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love them!! Highly entertaining! Mostly I lurk but occasionally comment & then kill the thread!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a bloke in swingers chat who reckons he's getting bummed by a ghost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's by far the best part of Fab and it's a damn sight easier to get a response to a post than it is a message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't been on much recently and seemed to have missed most of the dramas, but I can't say I've spotted anything amusing for quite some time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's very little I find funny or entertaining, on here. I pass the time while I'm waiting for message replies, most of the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't exactly say it's top notch entertainment."

Aye, tiz when am aboot.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I log on and check the forum before my messages these days, has made me laugh quite a lot recently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's very little I find funny or entertaining, on here. I pass the time while I'm waiting for message replies, most of the time."

Aye a think most of the time was the operative sentence there, yer never aff here fs it's a good thing tho characters like yours is what makes this entertaining

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"There's very little I find funny or entertaining, on here. I pass the time while I'm waiting for message replies, most of the time.

Aye a think most of the time was the operative sentence there, yer never aff here fs it's a good thing tho characters like yours is what makes this entertaining

You sound like the garage attendant from Alan Partridge!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"There's a bloke in swingers chat who reckons he's getting bummed by a ghost

Hes on the forum too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it when you get the 'yer getting sent on a wee holiday' message makes me laugh that some fmites actually have no SOH.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's very little I find funny or entertaining, on here. I pass the time while I'm waiting for message replies, most of the time.

Aye a think most of the time was the operative sentence there, yer never aff here fs it's a good thing tho characters like yours is what makes this entertaining

You sound like the garage attendant from Alan Partridge!

Isn't he from Newcastle not Scotland tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to say I'm missing all the arguments that used to go on...... popcorn sales have gone down

you aren't reading the right threads

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"There's very little I find funny or entertaining, on here. I pass the time while I'm waiting for message replies, most of the time.

Aye a think most of the time was the operative sentence there, yer never aff here fs it's a good thing tho characters like yours is what makes this entertaining

You sound like the garage attendant from Alan Partridge!

Isn't he from Newcastle not Scotland tho

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xx"

It dosent matter! It turns to Geordie in my head!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"I wouldn't exactly say it's top notch entertainment.

Aye, tiz when am aboot."

See^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It mostly makes me smile. Certain people create great threads but there is a heap lead of shit chat at times. I like imagining what people are like in the flesh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's very little I find funny or entertaining, on here. I pass the time while I'm waiting for message replies, most of the time.

Aye a think most of the time was the operative sentence there, yer never aff here fs it's a good thing tho characters like yours is what makes this entertaining

You sound like the garage attendant from Alan Partridge!

Isn't he from Newcastle not Scotland tho

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It dosent matter! It turns to Geordie in my head!

Without being biased the Glaswegian accent is possibly the sexist accent in the world far better than a Geordie one anyday.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"There's very little I find funny or entertaining, on here. I pass the time while I'm waiting for message replies, most of the time.

Aye a think most of the time was the operative sentence there, yer never aff here fs it's a good thing tho characters like yours is what makes this entertaining

You sound like the garage attendant from Alan Partridge!

Isn't he from Newcastle not Scotland tho

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It dosent matter! It turns to Geordie in my head!

Without being biased the Glaswegian accent is possibly the sexist accent in the world far better than a Geordie one anyday."

What? I couldn't quite make that out! Even better than a Brummie one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's very little I find funny or entertaining, on here. I pass the time while I'm waiting for message replies, most of the time.

Aye a think most of the time was the operative sentence there, yer never aff here fs it's a good thing tho characters like yours is what makes this entertaining

You sound like the garage attendant from Alan Partridge!

Isn't he from Newcastle not Scotland tho

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It dosent matter! It turns to Geordie in my head!

Without being biased the Glaswegian accent is possibly the sexist accent in the world far better than a Geordie one anyday.

What? I couldn't quite make that out! Even better than a Brummie one?

Aye

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"There's very little I find funny or entertaining, on here. I pass the time while I'm waiting for message replies, most of the time.

Aye a think most of the time was the operative sentence there, yer never aff here fs it's a good thing tho characters like yours is what makes this entertaining

You sound like the garage attendant from Alan Partridge!

Isn't he from Newcastle not Scotland tho

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It dosent matter! It turns to Geordie in my head!

Without being biased the Glaswegian accent is possibly the sexist accent in the world far better than a Geordie one anyday.

What? I couldn't quite make that out! Even better than a Brummie one?

Aye

Yeah but does Siri understand what you say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's very little I find funny or entertaining, on here. I pass the time while I'm waiting for message replies, most of the time.

Aye a think most of the time was the operative sentence there, yer never aff here fs it's a good thing tho characters like yours is what makes this entertaining

You sound like the garage attendant from Alan Partridge!

Isn't he from Newcastle not Scotland tho

...

It dosent matter! It turns to Geordie in my head!

Without being biased the Glaswegian accent is possibly the sexist accent in the world far better than a Geordie one anyday.

What? I couldn't quite make that out! Even better than a Brummie one?

Aye

Yeah but does Siri understand what you say?

Aye, kinda, need tae shout a wee bit but we get there in the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where the sexy people hang out to be fair

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I used to be on more, not so much fun anymore for me"

Same here

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I wouldn't exactly say it's top notch entertainment.

Aye, tiz when am aboot."

Yeah,but I haven't the foggiest clue what you're on about half the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't exactly say it's top notch entertainment.

Aye, tiz when am aboot.

Yeah,but I haven't the foggiest clue what you're on about half the time "

Pipe doon lass, its Scottish no double Dutch fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tae be honest I find it difficult understanding half of what most of the fmites post here too, however a dae make an effort to decipher it.

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By *WB-No-DramaMan
over a year ago

Up North

New to forums - but can't keep searching !! Lol - addictive !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tae be honest I find it difficult understanding half of what most of the fmites post here too, however a dae make an effort to decipher it.

I know the feeling old chap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm usually around if i'm allowed

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I wouldn't exactly say it's top notch entertainment.

Aye, tiz when am aboot.

Yeah,but I haven't the foggiest clue what you're on about half the time

Pipe doon lass, its Scottish no double Dutch fs

It might as well be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't put my finger on it exactly but it feels like the forums are lacking a bit of oooomph of late.

The characters have left the building.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't exactly say it's top notch entertainment.

Aye, tiz when am aboot.

Yeah,but I haven't the foggiest clue what you're on about half the time

Pipe doon lass, its Scottish no double Dutch fs

It might as well be

It's no easy understanding all you English fmites either. Tell you whit if you get stuck understanding me just drop me a PM and I'll dae the same, nae sex chat tho, strictly forum business, cause am a nice kint like that.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I wouldn't exactly say it's top notch entertainment.

Aye, tiz when am aboot.

Yeah,but I haven't the foggiest clue what you're on about half the time

Pipe doon lass, its Scottish no double Dutch fs

It might as well be

I'll bare that in mind thankyou.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It certainly beats watching TV at times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't exactly say it's top notch entertainment.

Aye, tiz when am aboot.

Yeah,but I haven't the foggiest clue what you're on about half the time

Pipe doon lass, its Scottish no double Dutch fs

It might as well be

I'll bare that in mind thankyou."

Yer welcome sweet cheeks.

Slaps that sexy bottom*

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"I used to be on more, not so much fun anymore for me

Same here

Thirded

Fun people have gone to be replaced by a clutch of trolls

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I'll bare that in mind thankyou.

Yer welcome sweet cheeks.

Slaps that sexy bottom*

Nae sex chat you said!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bare that in mind thankyou.

Yer welcome sweet cheeks.

Slaps that sexy bottom*

Nae sex chat you said!"

Mabad fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's very little I find funny or entertaining, on here. I pass the time while I'm waiting for message replies, most of the time.

Aye a think most of the time was the operative sentence there, yer never aff here fs it's a good thing tho characters like yours is what makes this entertaining

Believe it or not, I'm not on here much. I'm a flitter, and pop on and off the forums, while I'm messaging. I post, check my mail, go to another tab on my phone and do something else, or put my phone down and leave the browser open, while I do some work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't put my finger on it exactly but it feels like the forums are lacking a bit of oooomph of late.

The characters have left the building."

Agreed. And what's with the three or four simultaneous threads by the same posters thing? It all feels lacklustre currently.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I can't put my finger on it exactly but it feels like the forums are lacking a bit of oooomph of late.

The characters have left the building."

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"I used to be on more, not so much fun anymore for me

Same here

Thirded

Fun people have gone to be replaced by a clutch of trolls

When are you moving to Salisbury?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Try the chat rooms it where I go for my holidays

I went there one night. Never again..

I thought I got ignored enough in here!!

Horses for courses though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try the chat rooms it where I go for my holidays

I went there one night. Never again..

I thought I got ignored enough in here!!

Horses for courses though.

It's awrite if you can chat in Scots, they take more notice and it's much more relaxed about what you can and can't say, very fast paced, no bad for a wee holiday, wouldn't stay there tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It raises a smile occasionally these days, rather than the way it used to leave me howling with laughter. I find I am less humorous on here these days too. I guess the sparks are fewer and those that fan the flames fewer too.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"I used to be on more, not so much fun anymore for me

Same here

Thirded

Fun people have gone to be replaced by a clutch of trolls

When are you moving to Salisbury?"

Haha!! Never love

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"I used to be on more, not so much fun anymore for me

Same here

Thirded

Fun people have gone to be replaced by a clutch of trolls

When are you moving to Salisbury?

Haha!! Never love "

Heart breaker.

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Some good threads still about but a lot of antagonistic dross of late

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Try the chat rooms it where I go for my holidays

I went there one night. Never again..

I thought I got ignored enough in here!!

Horses for courses though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We find the forum interesting, watching the same band of posters running riot with yawny sarcasm on threads.

And no, we won't say who, don't want to spoil the viewing

Keep it up boys and girls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought sending out loads of copy & paste messages was fun but then i found the forum!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

The forum is both

and

in equal measure with a strong undercurrent of

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"The forum is both

and

in equal measure with a strong undercurrent of

I get a lot of

too.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

I tend to visit here when I want to take a break from relying to messages..some of the threads I read are funny..some are juts cringe worthy

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

often the only reason i log on is to read the banter on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoy it. The dynamic makes for interesting reading/viewing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"often the only reason i log on is to read the banter on here"

I sometimes join in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's ok I suppose

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I miss diamond joe

*cries like a baby*

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By *op gooserMan
over a year ago

chester

"Who else spend also most of their time on here? It is top notch entertainment

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It is hilarious I didn't realise how silly some people can be

also intellectually stimulating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I miss diamond joe

*cries like a baby*"

Me too

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Yep cool, well untill you disagree with the village locals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I miss diamond joe

*cries like a baby*

Me too

Me three

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I miss diamond joe

*cries like a baby*

Me too

Me three

Me four

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

"I miss diamond joe

*cries like a baby*

Me too

Me three

Me four

I do not.....

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over a year ago

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

The politics forum is the best, so many refuse to agree with me about anything at all and so they tie themselves in ridiculous knots

here are some of my recent favorites:

Two year olds care about what Michael Gove says

A career that doesn't pay enough to clothe, feed or house yourself is a good career

The government should chose if you should be employed or self employed because they know better than you do whats right for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I miss diamond joe

*cries like a baby*"

Has he been banned?

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