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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just dropped a jaffa cake, looked left, looked right, quickly picked it up and scoffed it.

A wee bit of shite keeps the eyes bright.

Do you follow the 3 second rule?

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton


"Just dropped a jaffa cake, looked left, looked right, quickly picked it up and scoffed it.

A wee bit of shite keeps the eyes bright.

Do you follow the 3 second rule?

"
Depends what the floor is like surely ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Where Jaffa cakes are concerned I have a three day rule, possibly longer if no other biscuity, cakey confectionery is available.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure it won't kill ya to eat stuff if it drops on floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scientists have studied this. There are different "safe" time periods depending on the material that the edible object is made of (like a hard candy coating vs a wet consistency, etc.), and how dirty the floor is.

I take those factors into consideration when eating compromised foods.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 3 dogs.

3 seconds is too long if I drop any food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More like 10 seconds in my house. A bit of bacteria is good for the immune system.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if its chock ,, any thing up to five minutes ,, and keep pooch away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just dropped a jaffa cake, looked left, looked right, quickly picked it up and scoffed it.

A wee bit of shite keeps the eyes bright.

Do you follow the 3 second rule?

Depends what the floor is like surely ?"

Relatively clean hard wood flooring, think I'll live I've eaten worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shared a bucket of chicken with someone kinda famous in the dirty back yard of a club last year. A piece fell on the floor, he scooped it up, shrugged and ate it.

I then coined the term, Floor Chicken.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where Jaffa cakes are concerned I have a three day rule, possibly longer if no other biscuity, cakey confectionery is available."

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's a slice of bread landing butter side down on the front door mat, then no.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Just dropped a jaffa cake, looked left, looked right, quickly picked it up and scoffed it.

A wee bit of shite keeps the eyes bright.

Do you follow the 3 second rule?

"

No never....

If it hits the flor it go's to the bin.

Y wood you want to eat sumthing that's been on flor with hoo nows wot walked on it....

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

5 seconds in my house, we're on a budget!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just dropped a jaffa cake, looked left, looked right, quickly picked it up and scoffed it.

A wee bit of shite keeps the eyes bright.

Do you follow the 3 second rule?

No never....

If it hits the flor it go's to the bin.

Y wood you want to eat sumthing that's been on flor with hoo nows wot walked on it.... "

That's like saying you wouldn't go down on a woman because you didn't know who'd been in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently the 3 second rule is actually true. Although it depends on the surface you drop it on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just dropped a jaffa cake, looked left, looked right, quickly picked it up and scoffed it.

A wee bit of shite keeps the eyes bright.

Do you follow the 3 second rule?

No never....

If it hits the flor it go's to the bin.

Y wood you want to eat sumthing that's been on flor with hoo nows wot walked on it....

That's like saying you wouldn't go down on a woman because you didn't know who'd been in there. "

As long as she's scrubbed herself with Flash floor cleaner it should be OK.

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By *itmanAndHerrCouple
over a year ago

st helens

I am never ever careless enough to drop my food. I drop alot of things. But never food.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Crawley Down

Mythbuster's proved this myth wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mythbuster's proved this myth wrong"

Which? The flash or the floor one.

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By *hatguyJoeMan
over a year ago

Preston


"Just dropped a jaffa cake, looked left, looked right, quickly picked it up and scoffed it.

A wee bit of shite keeps the eyes bright.

Do you follow the 3 second rule?

"

Never had the problem. The Jaffa cakes always hit on the back of the head on the way down.

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Safe at the moment, chocolate lent free zone here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More like 10 seconds in my house. A bit of bacteria is good for the immune system."

Which is probably why I have the worst immune system. I wouldn't eat anything that missed the plate and fell on the table let alone the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffas are sacred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just dropped a jaffa cake, looked left, looked right, quickly picked it up and scoffed it.

A wee bit of shite keeps the eyes bright.

Do you follow the 3 second rule?

"

In my house that's too slow, the dog would've caught it before it hit the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it depends on the floor and what the food is.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God kissed it, devil missed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Floor dependent I'll pick it up and eat it, especially if it's a Jaffa

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

If it dropped on my floor I'd eat it anyone else's and it's in the bin.

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By *ild-1Woman
over a year ago

york


"Just dropped a jaffa cake, looked left, looked right, quickly picked it up and scoffed it.

A wee bit of shite keeps the eyes bright.

Do you follow the 3 second rule?

"

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By *ild-1Woman
over a year ago

york


"Just dropped a jaffa cake, looked left, looked right, quickly picked it up and scoffed it.

A wee bit of shite keeps the eyes bright.

Do you follow the 3 second rule?

"

Nope .... in Yorkshire it's a 1 second rule haha

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Just dropped a jaffa cake, looked left, looked right, quickly picked it up and scoffed it.

A wee bit of shite keeps the eyes bright.

Do you follow the 3 second rule?

Nope .... in Yorkshire it's a 1 second rule haha "

In Yorkshire you're too tight to buy a Jaffa cake, (says a Scotsman who lived in Yorkshire)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where Jaffa cakes are concerned I have a three day rule, possibly longer if no other biscuity, cakey confectionery is available."

I wish there was a 'like' button for some of the replies on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything dropped gets binned or given to the dogs, if they're allowed it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Technically if no one sees it, it didn't happen. Get it picked and gubbed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tend to not eat if dropped -

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