FabSwingers.com forum: First Against the Wall When I Become the Forum Admin

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Which I never will be:

Double standards threads

Discrimination threads

Threads with the word hypocrisy in them

Kiss Fuck Avoid threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything containing the words KIK or Snapchat

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Cock size

Beards

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

I'd ban threads listing threads I'd ban

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that starts ,,, " Am I the only one" or "Is it just me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which I never will be:

Double standards threads

Discrimination threads

Threads with the word hypocrisy in them

Kiss Fuck Avoid threads"

Yep,kiss fuck off threads

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Timewasters,why cant i get a meet?

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any thread where the OP has used full capitalisation when writing the thread title......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of them...as admin i'll let you all do what you want

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By *anillaguyMan
over a year ago

Kingston

Or give me advice on my profile

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

I like kiss, fuck, avoid threads so I'm not voting for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No fucking way. As the self-appointed Fab equality and diversity officer, I proclaim all threads equal and demand you include them as if they were your own.

Unless they're banning threads. They can go fuck themselves. Oh hang on...

*the winky face means I'm joking (not joking)

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"Cock size

Beards

Beard size?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Christmas emojis in June.

You know who you are!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any thread where the OP has used full capitalisation when writing the thread title......

But this saves having to even bother reading the following drivel so easily avoided

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christmas emojis in June.

You know who you are!!!

You show Santa the year-round respect he deserves, please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any thread where the OP has used full capitalisation when writing the thread title......

But this saves having to even bother reading the following drivel so easily avoided

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xx"

fair point ,,,

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By *op gooserMan
over a year ago

chester

"Which I never will be:

Double standards threads

Discrimination threads

Threads with the word hypocrisy in them

Kiss Fuck Avoid threads"
Would be so boring then, we want fireworks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christmas emojis in June.

You know who you are!!!

If only I knew how to do the santa emoji....

Anyone help a feller out?

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"None of them...as admin i'll let you all do what you want

God, No! There'll be Anarchy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has anyone mentioned cake threads yet?

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

I like the kiss fuck avoid as it's a good icebreaker and can be good for confidence, or not maybe, and especially like the 'say something good/bad about the person above'...

Sorry

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By *Q_GentMan
over a year ago

Manchester, City Centre

What about threads with words? They're always the worst ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"has anyone mentioned cake threads yet?

See the slippery slope you've created, OP?

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By *ink magnolia s yorksWoman
over a year ago

south yorkshire

Moaning that women are so rude not replying to tell them they aren't interested, how dare they have a job/life.

I'm boring, attached,can't accommodate want women on my beck and call but I can't get a meet... those mean women again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"has anyone mentioned cake threads yet?

Fish cakes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"has anyone mentioned cake threads yet?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"has anyone mentioned cake threads yet?

they have been cancelled due to no bake off this year....

they will be back next year though......

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

anyone who does the "3rd person" thing.....

shooting is too good for them!!!!

oh... and the territory marking posts!!! like pissing up lamp posts... we all know who the guilty are!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"has anyone mentioned cake threads yet?

Yes definitely ban cake threads, some of us are trying to diet! Lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone who does the "3rd person" thing.....

shooting is too good for them!!!!

oh... and the territory marking posts!!! like pissing up lamp posts... we all know who the guilty are!!!!

I never know what this lampost pissing is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone who does the "3rd person" thing.....

Damn right. Hatter hates that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trump threads,

Is it pee? (Squirting threads!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Music suggestion threads where posters simply cut and paste youtube links instead of writing a few words explaining why they recommend their choice

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Christmas emojis in June.

You know who you are!!!

If only I knew how to do the santa emoji....

Anyone help a feller out?

Are you a lumberjack?

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Faf

Snog, marry, bluuuurgh

Please fab/look at me

Wind ups

All in the bin please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christmas emojis in June.

You know who you are!!!

If only I knew how to do the santa emoji....

Anyone help a feller out?

Are you a lumberjack?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christmas emojis in June.

You know who you are!!!

285 days

04 hours

55 minutes.....

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Faf

Snog, marry, bluuuurgh

Please fab/look at me

Wind ups

All in the bin please "

Along with attention seeking posts !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone who does the "3rd person" thing.....

Damn right. Hatter hates that. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'd ban from the forums anyone incapable of ignoring threads they don't like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'd ban from the forums anyone incapable of ignoring threads they don't like "

But I have sarcasm and poison that must, and I mean must, be dispensed with impunity. Would you deny me this?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Christmas emojis in June.

You know who you are!!!

285 days

04 hours

55 minutes.....

So dead...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christmas emojis in June.

You know who you are!!!

285 days

04 hours

55 minutes.....

So dead...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'd ban from the forums anyone incapable of ignoring threads they don't like

But I have sarcasm and poison that must, and I mean must, be dispensed with impunity. Would you deny me this?"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christmas emojis in June.

You know who you are!!!

285 days

04 hours

55 minutes.....

So dead...

Cumon ladies wheres your xmas spirit?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Christmas emojis in June.

You know who you are!!!

285 days

04 hours

55 minutes.....

So dead...

Cumon ladies wheres your xmas spirit?"

Waiting for the first of friggin December!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christmas emojis in June.

You know who you are!!!

285 days

04 hours

55 minutes.....

So dead...

Cumon ladies wheres your xmas spirit?

Waiting for the first of friggin December!"

But Santa...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock size

Beards

Beard size?"

Cock beards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's got the biggest (insert cock, arse, boobs, fanny) on Fab threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which I never will be:

Double standards threads

Discrimination threads

Threads with the word hypocrisy in them

Kiss Fuck Avoid threads

Yep,kiss fuck off threads"

Yes I'd ban anyone from fab for starting one. Ones annoying enough but when there's multiple ones at the same time.....

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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if i was admin i'd be editing peoples posts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christmas emojis in June.

You know who you are!!!

285 days

04 hours

55 minutes.....

Like!!!!!!

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

I'd ban every c##t n force you all to rejoin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would be left in the forums if all of the above were banned? It would be a rather boring place I suspect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if i was admin i'd be editing peoples posts."

You really would too, wouldn't you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh yes! Is it pee threads.

Instantly up against the wall for those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairier people lol

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

Does size matter ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd treat all 'fmites' like adults and allow everyone free speech without being sent on holiday. I'd also banish the tell tale tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id ban people from making threads about things they dislike in the forumz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice tits op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'd ban from the forums anyone incapable of ignoring threads they don't like

But I have sarcasm and poison that must, and I mean must, be dispensed with impunity. Would you deny me this?"

we could earmark a day for it and keep it contained perhaps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd treat all 'fmites' like adults and allow everyone free speech without being sent on holiday. I'd also banish the tell tale tits

I'd also ban all posts where the poster reveals no sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice tits op"

Why thank you kind sir - even if just a tad off topic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'd ban from the forums anyone incapable of ignoring threads they don't like

But I have sarcasm and poison that must, and I mean must, be dispensed with impunity. Would you deny me this?

we could earmark a day for it and keep it contained perhaps

That's actually a very good idea. Thank you for recognising what is a serious condition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

posters who ramble on and on, take that new thread Where would you like to visit? ,,, that OP just goes on and on and on with out ever getting to the point

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"if i was admin i'd be editing peoples posts.

You really would too, wouldn't you?

definitely, it'd be the only reason i applied to be admin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if i was admin i'd be editing peoples posts.

You really would too, wouldn't you?

definitely, it'd be the only reason i applied to be admin.

That really made me laugh

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"if i was admin i'd be editing peoples posts.

You really would too, wouldn't you?

definitely, it'd be the only reason i applied to be admin.

That really made me laugh

imagine how much you'd laugh if i was admin.

might do that when i've got time and am bored actually, quote peoples posts but change what they said...so tempting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if i was admin i'd be editing peoples posts.

You really would too, wouldn't you?

definitely, it'd be the only reason i applied to be admin.

That really made me laugh

imagine how much you'd laugh if i was admin.

might do that when i've got time and am bored actually, quote peoples posts but change what they said...so tempting."

A new serial thread perhaps? Roll up, roll up, say 'I'm in' and 3 sum queen will comically revise your latest and best posts

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"if i was admin i'd be editing peoples posts.

You really would too, wouldn't you?

definitely, it'd be the only reason i applied to be admin.

That really made me laugh

imagine how much you'd laugh if i was admin.

might do that when i've got time and am bored actually, quote peoples posts but change what they said...so tempting.

A new serial thread perhaps? Roll up, roll up, say 'I'm in' and 3 sum queen will comically revise your latest and best posts

that's a good idea, got a busy couple of days now but hopefully i remember to do that.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

in jokes......

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