FabSwingers.com forum: Splended Socials

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

People here are struggling to get a meet (translated-a shag). Personally I think it's too forward to just come out and say 'FAF?' You might be one of them.

But I do fancy quite a lot of the women on here.

Maybe someone in this cleverly and well thought out thread takes your fancy.

Say your in for a social with anyone you like on the thread.

Pm those that you think you'd get on with and enjoy an hour or so having real tea or real coffee or actual real cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm up for a shag, er, social! Whilst I'm sure you're a lovely chap OP I prefer my dates without testicles so I'll pop back later if that's ok. Fanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be up for social and bit more with load of yous but you're all in wrong country

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm up for a shag, er, social! Whilst I'm sure you're a lovely chap OP I prefer my dates without testicles so I'll pop back later if that's ok. Fanks!

I'm eally flattered that you think I started this with you in mind Dan.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Certainly up for a social....in fact am attending a mass one on Saturday

Always good to get to know people better before anything else begins...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm up for a shag, er, social! Whilst I'm sure you're a lovely chap OP I prefer my dates without testicles so I'll pop back later if that's ok. Fanks!

I'm eally flattered that you think I started this with you in mind Dan.

#bromance

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

#bromance

Thanks hun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#bromance

Thanks hun!

Do we need to buy hats?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"People here are struggling to get a meet (translated-a shag). Personally I think it's too forward to just come out and say 'FAF?' You might be one of them.

But I do fancy quite a lot of the women on here.

Maybe someone in this cleverly and well thought out thread takes your fancy.

Say your in for a social with anyone you like on the thread.

Pm those that you think you'd get on with and enjoy an hour or so having real tea or real coffee or actual real cake.

Cake op?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Im up for a shag. Minimum fuss involved.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

" Im up for a shag. Minimum fuss involved.

You love fuss

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Wow, bit of a sausage fest on here.

I'm always up for a social with someone spiffy, but after posting on many of Miss Cheekychops date posts without success I reckon I'm a lost cause. But good to see Mister Bee and Dan getting it on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always up for a social

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

" Im up for a shag. Minimum fuss involved.

You love fuss

I really dont! Just someone normal who can accommodate normally! Not on every third Wednesday between 9 and 11 when my husband's out, or other such nonsense! Just a nice normal person who turns out to be just as perverted as i am!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Wonders which cake dan would like to go with his pot of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I have too many socials ... one more couldn't hurt lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be in for a social, but it's rare to find anyone nearish to me on the forums.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pm those that you think you'd get on with and enjoy an hour or so having real tea or real coffee or actual real cake.

Cake op?

Travel to London for cake? Your avin' a larf aintcha?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in for a social.

After some recent experiences I have to say I love a good one.....x

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

" Im up for a shag. Minimum fuss involved.

You love fuss

So me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd happily meet quite a few people on these forums, but everyone seems absolouely miles away from me, ie other end of the country

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd happily meet quite a few people on these forums, but everyone seems absolouely miles away from me, ie other end of the country

Or in another country.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd happily meet quite a few people on these forums, but everyone seems absolouely miles away from me, ie other end of the country

It's a ball/flapache isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd happily meet quite a few people on these forums, but everyone seems absolouely miles away from me, ie other end of the country

Ain't that the truth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like socials

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I find socials an awkward concept when I'm not single. Especially as this kind of social sounds more like a date.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one is nearby me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not likely- I'm a bit of a fugly social fugitive. I messaged myself and got turned down

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Not likely- I'm a bit of a fugly social fugitive. I messaged myself and got turned down

Erm......no you're.. not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Certainly up for a social....in fact am attending a mass one on Saturday

Always good to get to know people better before anything else begins...

I'm looking forward to being sociably social at the social...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look forward to seeing the new clique.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone fancies going for afternoon tea im open to it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Im up for a shag. Minimum fuss involved.

Bend over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone fancies going for afternoon tea im open to it.. "

I love afternoon tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's them two with the beards. I'm dibbin

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I only ever do a social first time

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I'm slow to the thread due to ummmm.....reasons I'm not allowed to speak about, but god, I am in, even though it never works lol

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I love a good social, rarely goes further, I'm a fussy mare!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone fancies going for afternoon tea im open to it..

I love afternoon tea

So do I

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Wow, bit of a sausage fest on here.

I'm always up for a social with someone spiffy, but after posting on many of Miss Cheekychops date posts without success I reckon I'm a lost cause. But good to see Mister Bee and Dan getting it on.

Me too. I've failed on Miss CC, Kinky's numerous threads, FPF and more. I need to go on Undateables.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone fancies going for afternoon tea im open to it..

I love afternoon tea

So do I

Let's all have afternoon tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow, bit of a sausage fest on here.

I'm always up for a social with someone spiffy, but after posting on many of Miss Cheekychops date posts without success I reckon I'm a lost cause. But good to see Mister Bee and Dan getting it on.

Me too. I've failed on Miss CC, Kinky's numerous threads, FPF and more. I need to go on Undateables. "

Me as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow, bit of a sausage fest on here.

I'm always up for a social with someone spiffy, but after posting on many of Miss Cheekychops date posts without success I reckon I'm a lost cause. But good to see Mister Bee and Dan getting it on.

Me too. I've failed on Miss CC, Kinky's numerous threads, FPF and more. I need to go on Undateables. "

I want you to go on First Dates. They're great at matchmaking.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Wow, bit of a sausage fest on here.

I'm always up for a social with someone spiffy, but after posting on many of Miss Cheekychops date posts without success I reckon I'm a lost cause. But good to see Mister Bee and Dan getting it on.

Me too. I've failed on Miss CC, Kinky's numerous threads, FPF and more. I need to go on Undateables.

Me as well

Me three, though I'd love to meet Fred

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

i like socials, afternoon tea etc

will also be at the mass gathering on saturday

(still debating on the wearing of the kilt!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i like socials, afternoon tea etc

will also be at the mass gathering on saturday

(still debating on the wearing of the kilt!)"

I can't attend that said mass gathering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone fancies going for afternoon tea im open to it..

I love afternoon tea

So do I

Let's all have afternoon tea

Splendid

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I'll Onley meet for a social 1st anyway

So that sed.....

Anyone want to meet up for a chat and a drink in Margate tomorrow (16th match)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not very popular on here maybe but would happily just converse and socialise with the right lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm up for socials but end up being a bit awkward once I get there....cake would help I think.

One day I'm actually going to make one of them there posh tea parties in the big smoke with all you beautiful lot, one day!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"If anyone fancies going for afternoon tea im open to it..

I love afternoon tea

So do I

Let's all have afternoon tea

A lot of us are on Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone fancies going for afternoon tea im open to it..

I love afternoon tea

So do I

Let's all have afternoon tea

A lot of us are on Saturday

I know and I can't make this one

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Me too. I've failed on Miss CC, Kinky's numerous threads, FPF and more. I need to go on Undateables. "

Or stop putting yourself down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i like socials, afternoon tea etc

will also be at the mass gathering on saturday

(still debating on the wearing of the kilt!)"

I vote for the kilt

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Me too. I've failed on Miss CC, Kinky's numerous threads, FPF and more. I need to go on Undateables.

Or stop putting yourself down

Why is stating what has happened putting myself down? It is fact that I have not had any requests from any of those means and when I have sent requests I have been, variously, told I'm not what they're looking for, not interested and twice blocked. That's fine - I'm not what is being sought and I'm fussy enough to understand that as I won't meet someone I'm not interested in either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do adore a simply splendid social

A chat , a cuppa and cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Look forward to seeing the new clique.

When are you meeting them for coffee? Can I come?

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Wow, bit of a sausage fest on here.

I'm always up for a social with someone spiffy, but after posting on many of Miss Cheekychops date posts without success I reckon I'm a lost cause. But good to see Mister Bee and Dan getting it on.

i'd love to meet you for a social.

shame it takes me hours to get to york, i like york as well.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll Onley meet for a social 1st anyway

So that sed.....

Anyone want to meet up for a chat and a drink in Margate tomorrow (16th match)"

i can't get to margate but would love a social with you also.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"No one is nearby me

same, i'd love socials with a lot of people off fab.

gonna stop individually quoting people now else this topic will end up full.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm up for socials but end up being a bit awkward once I get there....cake would help I think.

One day I'm actually going to make one of them there posh tea parties in the big smoke with all you beautiful lot, one day!"

Yorkshire and Mcr are in the U.K & not a million miles away.

We could both look awkwardly at each other over a cupcake and a hot drink. How about sitting with an ugly one that doesn't smoke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had my first social this week and it exceeded all expectations (I didn't have any).

Totally up for my and like the other poster said I loo forward to making one of the future tea parties. I like tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll Onley meet for a social 1st anyway

So that sed.....

Anyone want to meet up for a chat and a drink in Margate tomorrow (16th match)

i can't get to margate but would love a social with you also.

This is a problem. I'd love socials with lots. But we all live so far apart.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll Onley meet for a social 1st anyway

So that sed.....

Anyone want to meet up for a chat and a drink in Margate tomorrow (16th match)

i can't get to margate but would love a social with you also.

This is a problem. I'd love socials with lots. But we all live so far apart. "

even if they're just an hour or so away it can be hard to sort summat.

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Well I would like a nice social date , to drink tea , eat cake and have a nice mind stimulating conversation. I am actually free this weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll Onley meet for a social 1st anyway

So that sed.....

Anyone want to meet up for a chat and a drink in Margate tomorrow (16th match)

i can't get to margate but would love a social with you also.

This is a problem. I'd love socials with lots. But we all live so far apart.

even if they're just an hour or so away it can be hard to sort summat."

That's right. 1hr to me is easy, but that might not be the case for someone else,

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Ok do you fancy a social? MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I would like a nice social date , to drink tea , eat cake and have a nice mind stimulating conversation. I am actually free this weekend

I have a dirty mind. ???

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Well I would like a nice social date , to drink tea , eat cake and have a nice mind stimulating conversation. I am actually free this weekend

I have a dirty mind. ???

A weekend away with me or just to snuggle me under a fluffy blanket ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I would like a nice social date , to drink tea , eat cake and have a nice mind stimulating conversation. I am actually free this weekend

I have a dirty mind. ???

A weekend away with me or just to snuggle me under a fluffy blanket ?

The whole weekend? Youve just raised the bar for an awesome social

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

I'm always up for a good spot of socialising

Whether it's part of a group or a little bit more intimate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm always up for a good spot of socialising

Whether it's part of a group or a little bit more intimate

Grab your coat you've pulled!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my new years resolution was to have at least one social a month with a forum person - so far so good - positive vibes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love socials so always up for one

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"I'm always up for a good spot of socialising

Whether it's part of a group or a little bit more intimate

Grab your coat you've pulled! "

You'll have to get yourself down to my next social in Cardiff

If you're not too busy practising your triple salchows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had two socials in 17 days! I think I'm going soft. I'm quite enjoying sitting in a pub talking nonsense with strangers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm always up for a good spot of socialising

Whether it's part of a group or a little bit more intimate

Grab your coat you've pulled!

You'll have to get yourself down to my next social in Cardiff

If you're not too busy practising your triple salchows

Not unless it's to Bolero

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"I've had two socials in 17 days! I think I'm going soft. I'm quite enjoying sitting in a pub talking nonsense with strangers. "

I thought that's what pubs were invented for

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"I'm always up for a good spot of socialising

Whether it's part of a group or a little bit more intimate

Grab your coat you've pulled!

You'll have to get yourself down to my next social in Cardiff

If you're not too busy practising your triple salchows

Not unless it's to Bolero

Visions of Jane Torvill

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my new years resolution was to have at least one social a month with a forum person - so far so good - positive vibes "

I opted for 1 a years. And like you, so far so good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd happily meet quite a few people on these forums, but everyone seems absolouely miles away from me, ie other end of the country

It's a ball/flapache isn't it?"

Absolutely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone fancies going for afternoon tea im open to it..

I love afternoon tea

So do I

Let's all have afternoon tea

I'm up for that

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By *aul020269Man
over a year ago

bidford on Avon

Always up for fun but finding women are not so keen to meet like car meets for soft fun bit of oral fingers etc nothing to hard to start with when you a had a couple of meets and you are both happy go for it full kinky. Dirty fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If anyone fancies going for afternoon tea im open to it..

I love afternoon tea

So do I

Let's all have afternoon tea

I'm up for that

where?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I socially meet anyone off here, even the ones on my blocklist (just to put laxative in their bloody coffees/teas or whatever they'd drink!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Socials are a great way to get to know people and its good to put faces and voices to the names xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had two socials in 17 days! I think I'm going soft. I'm quite enjoying sitting in a pub talking nonsense with strangers.

I thought that's what pubs were invented for

Pubs were invented so men could escape from the nagging wife, and drink away half their wages on beer.

Now, the wives can go with them and make them drink wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I socially meet anyone off here, even the ones on my blocklist (just to put laxative in their bloody coffees/teas or whatever they'd drink!)

You want someone to poo on your face, don't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not likely- I'm a bit of a fugly social fugitive. I messaged myself and got turned down

Erm......no you're.. not? "

Shhhh!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Can't beat a good social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I socially meet anyone off here, even the ones on my blocklist (just to put laxative in their bloody coffees/teas or whatever they'd drink!)

You want someone to poo on your face, don't you

Stop that you are turning me on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't beat a good social "

I bet I can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't beat a good social

I bet I can.

That could be taken in a couple of different ways. Phnaar phnaaar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't beat a good social

I bet I can.

That could be taken in a couple of different ways. Phnaar phnaaar

Whichever your imagining is the more positive way. I meant that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be in for a social, but it's rare to find anyone nearish to me on the forums. "

(raises hand)... 15 mins down the road.

Always happy for a civilised social - probably more so, than the rude stuff.

Pleasant dinner, or afternoon tea & chat - maybe alfresco, if the sun is out.

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