FabSwingers.com forum: What would you do if I asked?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you for a fuck would drop your knickers or slap my face.

I can guess which way this is gonna go

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Well you would know my answer xx

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Slap you then drop my knicks!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Throat punch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No wearing any knickers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well you would know my answer xx

I'm guessing it's duck and swerve

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slap you then drop my knicks!

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slap you with my knickers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Throat punch

Oh really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id probably laugh in that awkward not sure what to say way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My answer won't flatter you. I can tell you that much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No wearing any knickers

Yay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would probably giggle and assume you were joking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slap you with my knickers

Can you take the brick out first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Id probably laugh in that awkward not sure what to say way

then don't say anything

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Drop your briefs, you can slap my arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My answer won't flatter you. I can tell you that much

You're not my type anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would probably giggle and assume you were joking

Nope not joking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drop your briefs, you can slap my arse"

I'm not wearing any.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My answer won't flatter you. I can tell you that much

You're not my type anyway

I'm not a woman's type and now not a mans type....I think you may have just put the last nail in the coffin. Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My answer won't flatter you. I can tell you that much

You're not my type anyway

I'm not a woman's type and now not a mans type....I think you may have just put the last nail in the coffin. Thanks.

Dogs love everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But it wasn't a Fancy a fuck....so for me I'm out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*goes rummaging for some lube*

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen

I'd probably just give you a lecture about appropriate ways of introducing yourself to other humans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be on it like sonic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*goes rummaging for some lube*"
cherry peppermint or regular xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*goes rummaging for some lube* cherry peppermint or regular xx"

Peppermint?

Does that sting? If yes I'll have that please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My answer won't flatter you. I can tell you that much

You're not my type anyway

I'm not a woman's type and now not a mans type....I think you may have just put the last nail in the coffin. Thanks.

Dogs love everyone

What about Bunnys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My answer won't flatter you. I can tell you that much

You're not my type anyway

I'm not a woman's type and now not a mans type....I think you may have just put the last nail in the coffin. Thanks.

Dogs love everyone

What about Bunnys?

Theyre a bit more picky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*goes rummaging for some lube* cherry peppermint or regular xx

Peppermint?

Does that sting? If yes I'll have that please

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sorry to disappoint but not really xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogs love everyone

What about Bunnys?

Theyre a bit more picky

The Op and now you. I give up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

slap then run like fuck lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you know my answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably tell ya to go fuck yerself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think you already know the answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo tempting. Fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell you I'm wearing none

Doll x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slap you wait to see if you would spank me

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Stamp on your foot orphan Annie style and wave a white flag from a safe distance....I at least need tempting with a jaffa cake first!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stamp on your foot orphan Annie style and wave a white flag from a safe distance....I at least need tempting with a jaffa cake first!"

Oh I have jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id ask to drive your batmobile first !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id ask to drive your batmobile first ! "

A euphemism if ever I saw one!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Id ask to drive your batmobile first ! "

He is actually Penelope Pitstop

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Stamp on your foot orphan Annie style and wave a white flag from a safe distance....I at least need tempting with a jaffa cake first!

Oh I have jaffa cakes

You have jaffa cakes you say?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stamp on your foot orphan Annie style and wave a white flag from a safe distance....I at least need tempting with a jaffa cake first!

Oh I have jaffa cakes

You have jaffa cakes you say?????"

Yes and maltesers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Id ask to drive your batmobile first !

A euphemism if ever I saw one!"

Well he's not getting a turn

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"*goes rummaging for some lube* cherry peppermint or regular xx

Peppermint?

Does that sting? If yes I'll have that please

doesnt sting but coupled with mint chewing gum and blowing cool air it adds a very interesting effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no knickers on to drop

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"no knickers on to drop

neither do I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normally I'd slap you, but looking at your photos I'd be dropping my knickers and letting you slap me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Throat punch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Normally I'd slap you, but looking at your photos I'd be dropping my knickers and letting you slap me

Consider it done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But it wasn't a Fancy a fuck....so for me I'm out

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ha it sounds like your from dragons den lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stamp on your foot orphan Annie style and wave a white flag from a safe distance....I at least need tempting with a jaffa cake first!"
I will make you a Jaffa cake if I no it will tempted you.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'd say "really?" whilst looking at you all disconcerted like.

Is there an emoji for disconcerted?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Is that before or after the fish finger sarnie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd say "really?" whilst looking at you all disconcerted like.

Is there an emoji for disconcerted? "

I don't even know what you mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is that before or after the fish finger sarnie"

Before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither coz I didnt hear the question... am too busy nicking yer Malteasers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Neither coz I didnt hear the question... am too busy nicking yer Malteasers!

Oh I've got some malteser hot chocolate now

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Can I slap your butt?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I slap your butt?

FaF then yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But it wasn't a Fancy a fuck....so for me I'm out

This isn't dragon's den!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

You wouldn't ask so it's not an issue

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