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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm Tom Hardy's chest rubber in of copious lotion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bomb disposal ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a test driver for Little Tikes kiddies toy cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lingerie alterer, please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rub adam lallanas balls for him

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By *al01Man
over a year ago

solihull

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By *al01Man
over a year ago

solihull

Bonnie rottens bathing supervisor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On her majesty's secret service.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jennifer Aniston's nipple erector on the set of Friends.

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By *aggersMan
over a year ago

portsmouth

Iceberg welder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a professional procrastinator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Witch Doctor of course and purveyor of dodgy snake oil

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By *emovesbakedongreaseMan
over a year ago

northwest

I calculate the stopping distance for trains..

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By *rscotsdudeMan
over a year ago

angus

I used to supervise the Virgins that roll plasticine on there thighs for making Morth. Rest in peace Tony Hart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Specialist misbehaviour monitor x

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Proofreader for Profiles and Posters on FAB

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

so secret i cant say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could tell you...but then I'd have to kill you

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"so secret i cant say "

She's actually a Taste Tester for all the major Alcoholic Drinks manufacturers!

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By *ooskiMan
over a year ago

south coast

Camel Trainer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the new physio for the England rugby team; they all have very sore thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ant farmer

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm the new physio for the England rugby team; they all have very sore thighs "

That sounds like my dream job. Can I help?

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

Sex toy tester with different men daily in a traditional beanbag palace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corsetry puller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Part time gynaecologist , just do it to keep my hand in...

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city


"Part time gynaecologist , just do it to keep my hand in..."

Is this not like if you work with it you can't face it in your down time... Too much of a good thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I weigh breasts

I put them in my hands give them a jiggle and then say wheeeyyyy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to supervise the Virgins that roll plasticine on there thighs for making Morph. Rest in peace Tony Hart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a part time breast and fanny anesthesiologist ... Num num num

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By *rinkydonkyMan
over a year ago

Hinckley

A banana straightener for fyffes !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kate Beckinsale's personal masseuse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Jason Bourne.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm married to Tom hiddleston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm married to Tom hiddleston "

That's a job in a half in itself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unicorn Rancher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional fog knitter and chocolate teapot manufacturer!

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