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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If there was such a guide what would you add.

I'll start. (After all it is my thread)

1. Who wants to meet now - does not necessarily mean they want to meet you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 Patience is the key lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3) the '99-99 only' message filter is a god send

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By *umAndTemptUsCouple
over a year ago

swansea

Giving a wink to someone's profile dosent mean we want to meet just means we liked your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight on your profile doesn't necessarily mean you are.

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By *blasiansCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

"2 Patience is the key lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When single men say "I promise I won't let you down" what they actually mean is "I will definitely let you down".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be a tit.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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4) don't message someone as soon as they upload a pic, everyone does that.

5) guys who message as soon as you upload a pic hadn't noticed you before they were browsing for wank fodder and are probably far away or just after wanking so put your filters on and block everyone before uploading.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Giving a wink to someone's profile dosent mean we want to meet just means we liked your profile

that maybe what you mean, but its not what everyone means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't let couples,single females treat you like a arse just because single guys out number everyone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if at first they don't succeed ..block them

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By *umAndTemptUsCouple
over a year ago

swansea

"Giving a wink to someone's profile dosent mean we want to meet just means we liked your profile

that maybe what you mean, but its not what everyone means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if I fab your pic its because I like the pic, not that I'm flirting with you

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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wink 5 mins before messaging, it makes you look like you spent 5 mins thinking about messaging us and not that you are impatient for us to look at our winks. maybe.

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By *andomfodCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"Don't let couples,single females treat you like a arse just because single guys out number everyone else

Too true. Just because single guys are the majority, doesn't mean they need to accept every kicking that comes their way for being scared of ending up on blacklists. Same for anyone

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Don't let couples,single females treat you like a arse just because single guys out number everyone else

I don't treat anyone like an arse thankyou very much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't be a tit. "

But do be a tartlet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Happy to chat to anyone any age. Does not mean I won't block you if your over 50 and you send me a polite message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't let couples,single females treat you like a arse just because single guys out number everyone else

I don't treat anyone like an arse thankyou very much."

I don't recall saying you personally. But yes it does happen with a few couples and singles females. Obviously not you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't let couples,single females treat you like a arse just because single guys out number everyone else

Too true. Just because single guys are the majority, doesn't mean they need to accept every kicking that comes their way for being scared of ending up on blacklists. Same for anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always and I mean always include a cock pic, chicks dig cock picks.

TSH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch out for the "I won't meet you, cos you met those two slags" brigade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If there was such a guide what would you add.

I'll start. (After all it is my thread)

1. Who wants to meet now - does not necessarily mean they want to meet you."

If their pics look like something out of a porn film do a reverse image search.

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen

"Don't let couples,single females treat you like a arse just because single guys out number everyone else

I don't treat anyone like an arse thankyou very much.

I don't recall saying you personally. But yes it does happen with a few couples and singles females. Obviously not you

Nor me

and single men can act like arses just as much as women and couples.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Happy to chat to anyone any age. Does not mean I won't block you if your over 50 and you send me a polite message. "

it does mean i will stop chatting if you wanna meet or get sexual with me.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

This is supposed to be fun. The moment you start getting angry, shut down you browser and look at Lolcats for a while.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

It's a swinging site not instashag

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Don't let couples,single females treat you like a arse just because single guys out number everyone else

I don't treat anyone like an arse thankyou very much.

I don't recall saying you personally. But yes it does happen with a few couples and singles females. Obviously not you

I'm a single woman so you did,anyway

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Don't piss on someone's lamppost too often. People will be wary of meeting you or them. Or they'll think you're a bit of a twunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't let couples,single females treat you like a arse just because single guys out number everyone else

I don't treat anyone like an arse thankyou very much.

I don't recall saying you personally. But yes it does happen with a few couples and singles females. Obviously not you

I'm a single woman so you did,anyway

I should have added don't be a arse on the forums aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is supposed to be fun. The moment you start getting angry, shut down you browser and look at Lolcats for a while."

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen

Know that 'doesn't want to meet you' doesn't mean timewaster.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Don't let couples,single females treat you like a arse just because single guys out number everyone else

I don't treat anyone like an arse thankyou very much.

I don't recall saying you personally. But yes it does happen with a few couples and singles females. Obviously not you

I'm a single woman so you did,anyway

I should have added don't be a arse on the forums aswell

No comment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't let couples,single females treat you like a arse just because single guys out number everyone else

I don't treat anyone like an arse thankyou very much.

I don't recall saying you personally. But yes it does happen with a few couples and singles females. Obviously not you

I'm a single woman so you did,anyway

I should have added don't be a arse on the forums aswell

No comment."

That's a 1st.

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

Be yourself, have fun and if in doubt... start a kiss/fuck/avoid thread.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Remember you are here to enjoy yourself. Relax, don't let irrelevances wind you up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always and I mean always include a cock pic, chicks dig cock picks.

TSH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fed up of single guys getting what they want then fucking off.

Don't give them what they want till you're satisfied then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the internet...don't fall into the trap of filling in the gaps about someone...it's probably inaccurate- possibly wildly so. Meeting them is the only way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone doesn't want to meet you, it's clearly 100% their loss.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you think starting a thread gets you girls, your only fooling yourself.

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By *umAndTemptUsCouple
over a year ago

swansea

Just because we're all on fab dosent mean we all want to fuck each other...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Send me a face pic' is universal code for 'send me all of the cock pics.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If there was such a guide what would you add.

I'll start. (After all it is my thread)

1. Who wants to meet now - does not necessarily mean they want to meet you."

When you have chatted and met all of their criteria and challenges along the way, still be prepared for silence or the slow, slow, slow game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone else's opinions don't matter! And what's more is they are wrong!

Become delusional maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be as condescending and judgemental as possible.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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ok this started off as tips and has descended into sarcasm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok this started off as tips and has descended into sarcasm...

Sarcasm? Where?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be polite and I'll be polite back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ok this started off as tips and has descended into sarcasm...

Be prepared to put up with sarcasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok this started off as tips and has descended into sarcasm...

Sarcasm? Where?

we've been comprimised!

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Be prepared for any well meaning witty thread to spiral into a bun fight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try to keep your expectations in check.

When messaging try for something meaningful; use real words and sentences.

Deal with the rejection its part of the lifestyle.

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen

Remember the green arrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't pye a single female off for a better offer and think you've got away with it

We single females always have a way of finding out. Fact!!!

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By *8Roost88Man
over a year ago

Derby

Rember if you read something once and it annoys you there is no posibilerty you have misread it and the person who wrote it clearly is having a go at you specifically. Cos text always is easier to understand than people talking reasonably to each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember it's only words on a screen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rember if you read something once and it annoys you there is no posibilerty you have misread it and the person who wrote it clearly is having a go at you specifically. Cos text always is easier to understand than people talking reasonably to each other

This 100%

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just because you have no friends on here, does not make you a bad person.

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By *andomfodCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Anytime a single male profile posts, asking how to get their wife into swinging, drop whatever you are doing and it's an all out race to be the first one to say

"Show her your profile"

I'll stop stirring now

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Why are you constantly picking on me???

Mind your own business!!

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By *8Roost88Man
over a year ago

Derby

Every time you send a message and it's not read, that person is in league with everyone else who doesn't reply to ignor you as a big joke

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen

"Just because you have no friends on here, does not make you a bad person.

Do you need a hug?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When ever you wanna ask something slightly awkward. I'm asking for a friend don't work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't attached a cock pic

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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have more than one profile, you don't have to upgrade both but, it's good to see who is randomly spamming/copy and pasting to all in your area.

use similar pics to see who is taking notice of you rather than who has fetishised your more obvious features.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just because you have no friends on here, does not make you a bad person.

Do you need a hug?"

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if at first they don't succeed ..block them

Best advice ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When messaging a couple don't always assume there's a cock hungry female on the other end reading it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always bring cake.

It's common courtesy you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Folks who have a met up for that day, and when message.. I'm. It free sorry Grrrr

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen

"Just because you have no friends on here, does not make you a bad person.

Do you need a hug?

Yes please"

Closest I could find...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or have a met up but not been online since!!! WTF!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It doesn't matter how many times you ask for profile advice, if your first message is "ur hot wanna fuk" you're probably not gonna get to ... "Fuk"

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By *op gooserMan
over a year ago

chester

"When messaging a couple don't always assume there's a cock hungry female on the other end reading it!

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Yeah assume when you message a couple it will normally be the guy you will be speaking 2.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just because you have no friends on here, does not make you a bad person.

Do you need a hug?

Yes please

Closest I could find..."

Your an Angel.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Don't play hard to get, it doesn't work when you're a guy

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By *op gooserMan
over a year ago

chester

"Don't play hard to get, it doesn't work when you're a guy

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Yeah women on here don't need to chase when they are inundated with offers. Have to go back to being more needy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Survival guide with the forum -

Take note of those that take their sarcasm and thread disruption derailing techniques to most topics and ignore them!!

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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if you're thinking of deleting just hide your profile and block all from messaging you first, just to be sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if you're thinking of deleting just hide your profile and block all from messaging you first, just to be sure."

Very good advice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't let couples,single females treat you like a arse just because single guys out number everyone else

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Amen

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By *8Roost88Man
over a year ago

Derby

Cock picks are the only thing people want to see on a man profile anyone who says otherwise is telling fibs

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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don't be afraid to block and report other users if you have to.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Ladies, swan around the house in posh lingerie and wait for the hi, suck my cock or fancy a fuck messages to roll in then respond to every one of then with the words yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you annoy someone on the forums it's guaranteed that the terms "narcissism" "ego trip" and "clique" will be thrown at you by them in an attempt to grind your gears.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

We are not all here for the same thing.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Just because you have no friends on here, does not make you a bad person.

Thank god for that

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

when I message you it does not mean I want to you shag you.

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

messaging everyone you fancy on fab is not a sure fire way to increase a chance of meeting someone (for him).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read profiles before messaging anyone

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Remember forumites know EVERYTHING so if you have anything form an embarrassing sexual problem (we LOVE those), a relationship issue or a financial query - the forum is ABSOLUTELY the best place to get your questions answered/discuss personal problems!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use Googly eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No public pictures message filter is a waste of time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not give your phone number out, especially if it's sinked with your whole world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Font ramble on and on when your posting

Telling every one about your day ans how the weather is. What you had foe breakfast ans your plans foe the rest of he day , just don't keep wittering on about every thing and any thing and get to the point , don't beat around the bush or go around the houses ,

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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if a topic on the forums hasn't started off bitchy then expect someone to come in and make it so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Fab Forums are sponsered* by popcorn makers, except for Shags posts, which are sponsered by Haribo.

*this could be spelt wrong

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"The Fab Forums are sponsered* by popcorn makers, except for Shags posts, which are sponsered by Haribo.

*this could be spelt wrong"

it's sponsored, yes.

hope you will use that word again sometime else i just wasted one minute of my life here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send random, I'm staying in hotel by you, fancy a night of luxury? messages, always a winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opinions are like arse holes. Everyone has them but not everyone likes them

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Evey member with out a meet verification shood be given a chance in sted of the normall .....

No verification no meet.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

If the profile has an age range of 18-99 it doesn't automatically follow that they'll shag 18 or 99yr olds. What it usually means is they're pissed up lazy barstards on a Fri/Sat night who want a fuck yesterday! or people that don't want to lessen their changes by putting an age range.

Not that many of them are likely to shag a 99yr old still..

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Send random, I'm staying in hotel by you, fancy a night of luxury? messages, always a winner "

Did they have Lindor then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If the profile has an age range of 18-99 it doesn't automatically follow that they'll shag 18 or 99yr olds. What it usually means is they're pissed up lazy barstards on a Fri/Sat night who want a fuck yesterday! or people that don't want to lessen their changes by putting an age range.

Not that many of them are likely to shag a 99yr old still..

I love how you put not that 'many'.

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