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" Do they really think you won’t eventually notice? I became suspicious when the wifey wouldn’t sit down and was just propped against the door. Then I noticed his lips moving when she asked me to give her hubby a blow-job. The concluding evidence was when a gust wind came through the open window, floated her across the room landing face first on a burning candle and her head exploding " best ever Only Fools and Horse show ever was the blow up dolls | |||
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" Do they really think you won’t eventually notice? I became suspicious when the wifey wouldn’t sit down and was just propped against the door. Then I noticed his lips moving when she asked me to give her hubby a blow-job. The concluding evidence was when a gust wind came through the open window, floated her across the room landing face first on a burning candle and her head exploding How does the heading match up with your post?????????????????????????????" Errmmmmm.... because it is a post about a single guy bringing a blow-up doll to a meet so he could pretend to be a couple | |||
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" Do they really think you won’t eventually notice? I became suspicious when the wifey wouldn’t sit down and was just propped against the door. Then I noticed his lips moving when she asked me to give her hubby a blow-job. The concluding evidence was when a gust wind came through the open window, floated her across the room landing face first on a burning candle and her head exploding How does the heading match up with your post????????????????????????????? Errmmmmm.... because it is a post about a single guy bringing a blow-up doll to a meet so he could pretend to be a couple " PMSL Polo you are sooo funny | |||
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" Do they really think you won’t eventually notice? I became suspicious when the wifey wouldn’t sit down and was just propped against the door. Then I noticed his lips moving when she asked me to give her hubby a blow-job. The concluding evidence was when a gust wind came through the open window, floated her across the room landing face first on a burning candle and her head exploding How does the heading match up with your post?????????????????????????????" ffs are you the forum police, first you only want certain posts on the boards and in certain sections, now your moaning about post headings. Maybe we should all pm you our posts before we post them just to make sure there ok by you | |||
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" Do they really think you won’t eventually notice? I became suspicious when the wifey wouldn’t sit down and was just propped against the door. Then I noticed his lips moving when she asked me to give her hubby a blow-job. The concluding evidence was when a gust wind came through the open window, floated her across the room landing face first on a burning candle and her head exploding How does the heading match up with your post????????????????????????????? ffs are you the forum police, first you only want certain posts on the boards and in certain sections, now your moaning about post headings. Maybe we should all pm you our posts before we post them just to make sure there ok by you" it's ok I don't need to read them first. We are all supposed to be adults, so... Hey, we all have our thing, mine is the forums ok...ok... lol | |||
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" Do they really think you won’t eventually notice? I became suspicious when the wifey wouldn’t sit down and was just propped against the door. Then I noticed his lips moving when she asked me to give her hubby a blow-job. The concluding evidence was when a gust wind came through the open window, floated her across the room landing face first on a burning candle and her head exploding How does the heading match up with your post????????????????????????????? ffs are you the forum police, first you only want certain posts on the boards and in certain sections, now your moaning about post headings. Maybe we should all pm you our posts before we post them just to make sure there ok by you it's ok I don't need to read them first. We are all supposed to be adults, so... Hey, we all have our thing, mine is the forums ok...ok... lol" and verifications The heading was about blowup dolls, the post was about wait for it.................blowup dolls | |||
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" Do they really think you won’t eventually notice? I became suspicious when the wifey wouldn’t sit down and was just propped against the door. Then I noticed his lips moving when she asked me to give her hubby a blow-job. The concluding evidence was when a gust wind came through the open window, floated her across the room landing face first on a burning candle and her head exploding How does the heading match up with your post????????????????????????????? ffs are you the forum police, first you only want certain posts on the boards and in certain sections, now your moaning about post headings. Maybe we should all pm you our posts before we post them just to make sure there ok by you it's ok I don't need to read them first. We are all supposed to be adults, so... Hey, we all have our thing, mine is the forums ok...ok... lol and verifications The heading was about blowup dolls, the post was about wait for it.................blowup dolls" Oh, I have made an error, not sure how I though it was on cam...Apologies to all who need one. | |||
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"And I'm sure Polo felt very let down by the experience. Pass me my coat while your there " Talking of blowup dolls hows the trout coming along lol | |||
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"And I'm sure Polo felt very let down by the experience. Pass me my coat while your there Talking of blowup dolls hows the trout coming along lol" Harry Haddock is feeling a little limp. | |||
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"And I'm sure Polo felt very let down by the experience. Pass me my coat while your there Talking of blowup dolls hows the trout coming along lol Harry Haddock is feeling a little limp. " lol sorry haddock not trout, well he left me feeling a bit flat lol | |||
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"And I'm sure Polo felt very let down by the experience. Pass me my coat while your there Talking of blowup dolls hows the trout coming along lol Harry Haddock is feeling a little limp. lol sorry haddock not trout, well he left me feeling a bit flat lol" Ooh, thats a bit low. The poor fella was knackered from a long days swimmming, it happens to all fish at sometime. | |||
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"And I'm sure Polo felt very let down by the experience. Pass me my coat while your there Talking of blowup dolls hows the trout coming along lol Harry Haddock is feeling a little limp. lol sorry haddock not trout, well he left me feeling a bit flat lol Ooh, thats a bit low. The poor fella was knackered from a long days swimmming, it happens to all fish at sometime. " yea well next time tell him not to leave a bloody great puddle at the foot of my bed | |||
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"And I'm sure Polo felt very let down by the experience. Pass me my coat while your there Talking of blowup dolls hows the trout coming along lol Harry Haddock is feeling a little limp. lol sorry haddock not trout, well he left me feeling a bit flat lol Ooh, thats a bit low. The poor fella was knackered from a long days swimmming, it happens to all fish at sometime. yea well next time tell him not to leave a bloody great puddle at the foot of my bed " He was confused Mmmkay, he's used to releasing his sperm into the water and letting the current do the rest. And award for the most surreal thread on FAB goes to ......... | |||
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"FFS! Get a room or at least matching balaclavas " I'd love to, but they don't make them in my size...... oh you meant the ones for my head Besides, we have a room. Care to join us? I'll warn you, be careful of the fish fingers | |||
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"FFS! Get a room or at least matching balaclavas I'd love to, but they don't make them in my size...... oh you meant the ones for my head Besides, we have a room. Care to join us? I'll warn you, be careful of the fish fingers " This happens to be a serious thread about a serious issue – not a cryptic review of who left what body fluid globules where | |||
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"sorry for hi-jacking your extremely serious post polo, you must forgive me. I just wanted people to be aware before they agree to a meet with harry haddock" I should think so too! You'll be thanking me for this when a couple turns up for a meet and she has "Made in China" tattooed on her back and a puncture kit taped to the back of her neck! | |||
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"sorry for hi-jacking your extremely serious post polo, you must forgive me. I just wanted people to be aware before they agree to a meet with harry haddock I should think so too! You'll be thanking me for this when a couple turns up for a meet and she has "Made in China" tattooed on her back and a puncture kit taped to the back of her neck!" Thankyou polo, i do indeed see your point. I think this should be a public information post | |||
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" Do they really think you won’t eventually notice? I became suspicious when the wifey wouldn’t sit down and was just propped against the door. Then I noticed his lips moving when she asked me to give her hubby a blow-job. The concluding evidence was when a gust wind came through the open window, floated her across the room landing face first on a burning candle and her head exploding " really think you should have headed this post '13' would have made it much clearer to the hard of reading | |||
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" .... really think you should have headed this post '13' would have made it much clearer to the hard of reading " Oh, I have that sometimes, hard of reading | |||
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