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Single guy pretending to be a couple…. by bringing a blow-up doll along to the meet.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Do they really think you won’t eventually notice?

I became suspicious when the wifey wouldn’t sit down and was just propped against the door. Then I noticed his lips moving when she asked me to give her hubby a blow-job. The concluding evidence was when a gust wind came through the open window, floated her across the room landing face first on a burning candle and her head exploding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you on and where can i get some x

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


" Do they really think you won’t eventually notice?

I became suspicious when the wifey wouldn’t sit down and was just propped against the door. Then I noticed his lips moving when she asked me to give her hubby a blow-job. The concluding evidence was when a gust wind came through the open window, floated her across the room landing face first on a burning candle and her head exploding "

best ever Only Fools and Horse show ever was the blow up dolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Do they really think you won’t eventually notice?

I became suspicious when the wifey wouldn’t sit down and was just propped against the door. Then I noticed his lips moving when she asked me to give her hubby a blow-job. The concluding evidence was when a gust wind came through the open window, floated her across the room landing face first on a burning candle and her head exploding "

How does the heading match up with your post?????????????????????????????

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


" Do they really think you won’t eventually notice?

I became suspicious when the wifey wouldn’t sit down and was just propped against the door. Then I noticed his lips moving when she asked me to give her hubby a blow-job. The concluding evidence was when a gust wind came through the open window, floated her across the room landing face first on a burning candle and her head exploding

How does the heading match up with your post?????????????????????????????"

Errmmmmm.... because it is a post about a single guy bringing a blow-up doll to a meet so he could pretend to be a couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Do they really think you won’t eventually notice?

I became suspicious when the wifey wouldn’t sit down and was just propped against the door. Then I noticed his lips moving when she asked me to give her hubby a blow-job. The concluding evidence was when a gust wind came through the open window, floated her across the room landing face first on a burning candle and her head exploding

How does the heading match up with your post?????????????????????????????

Errmmmmm.... because it is a post about a single guy bringing a blow-up doll to a meet so he could pretend to be a couple "

PMSL Polo you are sooo funny

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


" Do they really think you won’t eventually notice?

I became suspicious when the wifey wouldn’t sit down and was just propped against the door. Then I noticed his lips moving when she asked me to give her hubby a blow-job. The concluding evidence was when a gust wind came through the open window, floated her across the room landing face first on a burning candle and her head exploding

How does the heading match up with your post?????????????????????????????"

ffs are you the forum police, first you only want certain posts on the boards and in certain sections, now your moaning about post headings. Maybe we should all pm you our posts before we post them just to make sure there ok by you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Do they really think you won’t eventually notice?

I became suspicious when the wifey wouldn’t sit down and was just propped against the door. Then I noticed his lips moving when she asked me to give her hubby a blow-job. The concluding evidence was when a gust wind came through the open window, floated her across the room landing face first on a burning candle and her head exploding

How does the heading match up with your post?????????????????????????????

ffs are you the forum police, first you only want certain posts on the boards and in certain sections, now your moaning about post headings. Maybe we should all pm you our posts before we post them just to make sure there ok by you"

it's ok I don't need to read them first. We are all supposed to be adults, so...

Hey, we all have our thing, mine is the forums ok...ok...

lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


" Do they really think you won’t eventually notice?

I became suspicious when the wifey wouldn’t sit down and was just propped against the door. Then I noticed his lips moving when she asked me to give her hubby a blow-job. The concluding evidence was when a gust wind came through the open window, floated her across the room landing face first on a burning candle and her head exploding

How does the heading match up with your post?????????????????????????????

ffs are you the forum police, first you only want certain posts on the boards and in certain sections, now your moaning about post headings. Maybe we should all pm you our posts before we post them just to make sure there ok by you

it's ok I don't need to read them first. We are all supposed to be adults, so...

Hey, we all have our thing, mine is the forums ok...ok...

lol"

and verifications

The heading was about blowup dolls, the post was about wait for it.................blowup dolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Do they really think you won’t eventually notice?

I became suspicious when the wifey wouldn’t sit down and was just propped against the door. Then I noticed his lips moving when she asked me to give her hubby a blow-job. The concluding evidence was when a gust wind came through the open window, floated her across the room landing face first on a burning candle and her head exploding

How does the heading match up with your post?????????????????????????????

ffs are you the forum police, first you only want certain posts on the boards and in certain sections, now your moaning about post headings. Maybe we should all pm you our posts before we post them just to make sure there ok by you

it's ok I don't need to read them first. We are all supposed to be adults, so...

Hey, we all have our thing, mine is the forums ok...ok...

lol

and verifications

The heading was about blowup dolls, the post was about wait for it.................blowup dolls"

Oh, I have made an error, not sure how I though it was on cam...Apologies to all who need one.

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By *eznhannahCouple
over a year ago

leeds

her head exploded, that must have been a vey deflating experience....i,ll get me coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I'm sure Polo felt very let down by the experience.

Pass me my coat while your there

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"And I'm sure Polo felt very let down by the experience.

Pass me my coat while your there "

Talking of blowup dolls hows the trout coming along lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I'm sure Polo felt very let down by the experience.

Pass me my coat while your there

Talking of blowup dolls hows the trout coming along lol"

Harry Haddock is feeling a little limp.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"And I'm sure Polo felt very let down by the experience.

Pass me my coat while your there

Talking of blowup dolls hows the trout coming along lol

Harry Haddock is feeling a little limp. "

lol sorry haddock not trout, well he left me feeling a bit flat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I'm sure Polo felt very let down by the experience.

Pass me my coat while your there

Talking of blowup dolls hows the trout coming along lol

Harry Haddock is feeling a little limp.

lol sorry haddock not trout, well he left me feeling a bit flat lol"

Ooh, thats a bit low. The poor fella was knackered from a long days swimmming, it happens to all fish at sometime.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"And I'm sure Polo felt very let down by the experience.

Pass me my coat while your there

Talking of blowup dolls hows the trout coming along lol

Harry Haddock is feeling a little limp.

lol sorry haddock not trout, well he left me feeling a bit flat lol

Ooh, thats a bit low. The poor fella was knackered from a long days swimmming, it happens to all fish at sometime. "

yea well next time tell him not to leave a bloody great puddle at the foot of my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I'm sure Polo felt very let down by the experience.

Pass me my coat while your there

Talking of blowup dolls hows the trout coming along lol

Harry Haddock is feeling a little limp.

lol sorry haddock not trout, well he left me feeling a bit flat lol

Ooh, thats a bit low. The poor fella was knackered from a long days swimmming, it happens to all fish at sometime.

yea well next time tell him not to leave a bloody great puddle at the foot of my bed "

He was confused Mmmkay, he's used to releasing his sperm into the water and letting the current do the rest.

And award for the most surreal thread on FAB goes to .........

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

FFS! Get a room or at least matching balaclavas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FFS! Get a room or at least matching balaclavas "

I'd love to, but they don't make them in my size...... oh you meant the ones for my head

Besides, we have a room. Care to join us? I'll warn you, be careful of the fish fingers

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"FFS! Get a room or at least matching balaclavas

I'd love to, but they don't make them in my size...... oh you meant the ones for my head

Besides, we have a room. Care to join us? I'll warn you, be careful of the fish fingers "

This happens to be a serious thread about a serious issue – not a cryptic review of who left what body fluid globules where

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

sorry for hi-jacking your extremely serious post polo, you must forgive me. I just wanted people to be aware before they agree to a meet with harry haddock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry mistress Polo

Back to the serious topic of blow up wives. Where can I buy one?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"sorry for hi-jacking your extremely serious post polo, you must forgive me. I just wanted people to be aware before they agree to a meet with harry haddock"

I should think so too! You'll be thanking me for this when a couple turns up for a meet and she has "Made in China" tattooed on her back and a puncture kit taped to the back of her neck!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"sorry for hi-jacking your extremely serious post polo, you must forgive me. I just wanted people to be aware before they agree to a meet with harry haddock

I should think so too! You'll be thanking me for this when a couple turns up for a meet and she has "Made in China" tattooed on her back and a puncture kit taped to the back of her neck!"

Thankyou polo, i do indeed see your point. I think this should be a public information post

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I should have guessed from the photos they sent – one was of him and I could see her reflection in a mirror in the background. She was laying on the bed with what appeared to be a bicycle pump up her arse… I just thought they had a flatulence fetish

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


" Do they really think you won’t eventually notice?

I became suspicious when the wifey wouldn’t sit down and was just propped against the door. Then I noticed his lips moving when she asked me to give her hubby a blow-job. The concluding evidence was when a gust wind came through the open window, floated her across the room landing face first on a burning candle and her head exploding "

really think you should have headed this post '13' would have made it much clearer to the hard of reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" ....

really think you should have headed this post '13' would have made it much clearer to the hard of reading "

Oh, I have that sometimes, hard of reading

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