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By *orseydave OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich NR5

The revelation that the CIA & Samsung are producing TV's that watch the watchers has meant I have had to limit self pleasure to other rooms.

How has the news affected you ?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"The revelation that the CIA & Samsung are producing TV's that watch the watchers has meant I have had to limit self pleasure to other rooms.

How has the news affected you ?"

I already knew. I don't think they're worried about wankers like us.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It hasn't affected me at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was so mortified I chopped my knob off.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

The UK seems to have been behind it and passed it to the USA.

They can use laptop cameras anyway, so probably more wankers on them viewing porn.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I was so mortified I chopped my knob off."

Did you do it in front of the television/computer? They need to know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I know, the Samsungs going in the bedroom, the blapunkd is going in the lounge.

I'm gonna keep out brave secret spy's happy, I'm gonna give em loads to watch. With my kik spray painted on the wall behind me.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"The UK seems to have been behind it and passed it to the USA.

They can use laptop cameras anyway, so probably more wankers on them viewing porn."

Happened to my work laptop!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"The revelation that the CIA & Samsung are producing TV's that watch the watchers has meant I have had to limit self pleasure to other rooms.

How has the news affected you ?

I already knew. I don't think they're worried about wankers like us."

The Yanks are already a load of wankers so they're one step ahead of us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I already put sticky notes over my laptop cameras and always unplug any free standing cameras when not in use.

But the thing I always think about is my cell phone camera. I tried putting a small sticky note over it, but it ended up on my cheek after a phone call, so I'm back to square one

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I already put sticky notes over my laptop cameras and always unplug any free standing cameras when not in use.

But the thing I always think about is my cell phone camera. I tried putting a small sticky note over it, but it ended up on my cheek after a phone call, so I'm back to square one "

Tippex. Comes off with your nail if you want to use the camera.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I already put sticky notes over my laptop cameras and always unplug any free standing cameras when not in use.

But the thing I always think about is my cell phone camera. I tried putting a small sticky note over it, but it ended up on my cheek after a phone call, so I'm back to square one

Tippex. Comes off with your nail if you want to use the camera."

Good idea, thanks

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Just buy Sony shit instead ffs

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Just buy Sony shit instead ffs "

It doesn't matter who's "shit" it is....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I buy Samsung products for all my technology!

Not really concerned about who is checking what because there is nothing we can do to stop that.

This has been done for years. The things you think they can't do... already done.

The things you think are impossible... they are possible and already done.

The fact that we know means they were done years ago.

Things are being done today that we will only find out about years later.

It's not all doom and gloom...

This is the bit where I say something to lift our spirits.

Erm nope it's looking pretty gloomy

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Just buy Sony shit instead ffs

It doesn't matter who's "shit" it is...."

Ah well, I don't have a webcam anyway

#inthedarkages

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By *evonshireboyMan
over a year ago

North Devon

I think the CIA has hacked my cat as it keeps turning up mid-wank and just sits staring.

Its very off putting

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Just buy Sony shit instead ffs

It doesn't matter who's "shit" it is....

Ah well, I don't have a webcam anyway

#inthedarkages"

Neither do i. But i do have a front facing camera on my phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the CIA has hacked my cat as it keeps turning up mid-wank and just sits staring.

Its very off putting"

our cat turns up when we are shagging. As you say, very off putting but we don't have an issue with another guy helping out.

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By *rijj73Man
over a year ago

croydon

Makes for more interesting viewing than googlebox

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Just buy Sony shit instead ffs

It doesn't matter who's "shit" it is....

Ah well, I don't have a webcam anyway

#inthedarkages

Neither do i. But i do have a front facing camera on my phone. "

Bloody show off!

I have a 22" monitor with inbuilt speakers so there

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

Does this mean I can stop doing it in the window now??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn you are right, CIA cat hacking division has been ultra busy of late...

Quick request, to all that carry a mobile phone, please do so in your arse pocket so the inteligence services can listen to the whole world farting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the CIA has hacked my cat as it keeps turning up mid-wank and just sits staring.

Its very off putting"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The revelation that the CIA & Samsung are producing TV's that watch the watchers has meant I have had to limit self pleasure to other rooms.

How has the news affected you ?"

Meh theyve been able to do this with phones playstations/xbox cams for ages.

The nsa also scoops up nearly every video chst flying around so they probbaly have your naughty skypesesions at some point.

.but at this stage its basically like Apple's ideology "security through obscurity" youre a pointless peon not worth the storage space to monitor let alone the man hours.

Heck bashing one out in front of your telly every day might be the best way to put off surveillance what analyst wants to watch that

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I really don't think you tugging on your widger is top of the CIA's agenda fella.... You crack on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wonder how many people are actually viewing whats supposedly being watched - thats a lot of unemployment issued sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wiki leaks proved what the whack jobs had been saying for years, they can spy on you through any device.

They can take control of your car computer and the plane your flying on as well the Russians are obviously behind because they still need to stick plutonium in your tea

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry


"The revelation that the CIA & Samsung are producing TV's that watch the watchers has meant I have had to limit self pleasure to other rooms.

How has the news affected you ?"

Good news for all the exhibitionists.

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