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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The problem we both find with the majority of porn is that there's no story line, it's just boring sex.

But probably porn stars are not great actors to act out a great story line.

One porno we liked with a good story was 'Private Teacher' but it's some what now outdated.

Babysitters starring Dorothy Black is a good lesbian one, but just 13 mins long on tube8.

Anyone know of good one on tube8 or pornhub?

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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ooh do look for clown gangbangs, nothing boring about them.

no story either but i feel they don't need one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might be in the slight fucking minority here but..

(I'm not watching Porn for the Storyline)

...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ooh do look for clown gangbangs, nothing boring about them.

no story either but i feel they don't need one."

We just looked, yes, we find clown gangbang stuff boring.

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By *avid0894Man
over a year ago

Paisley

Car wash porn is quick to cum to

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I might be in the slight fucking minority here but..

(I'm not watching Porn for the Storyline)

...

"

No, I'm with you on that one. Stories are for my imagination wanks. Which are much better than porn anyday but hey - sometimes you just need a quick fix.

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

I find couples in clubs naked having vanilla sex boring .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I might be in the slight fucking minority here but..

(I'm not watching Porn for the Storyline)

...

"

You're probably not in the minority, we just like watching porn that has a credible story to it.

Imagine two dvd's, one with just 2 hours of random scenes of fucking and sucking and a one that's 2 hours of camping with different campers, groups etc.. fucking for different reasons. It'll be the camping one we'll go for all the time.

Know what we mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might be in the slight fucking minority here but..

(I'm not watching Porn for the Storyline)

...

No, I'm with you on that one. Stories are for my imagination wanks. Which are much better than porn anyday but hey - sometimes you just need a quick fix."

+1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ooh do look for clown gangbangs, nothing boring about them.

no story either but i feel they don't need one."

That cracked me up.

I don't feel the need for a story either.

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might be in the slight fucking minority here but..

(I'm not watching Porn for the Storyline)

...

You're probably not in the minority, we just like watching porn that has a credible story to it.

Imagine two dvd's, one with just 2 hours of random scenes of fucking and sucking and a one that's 2 hours of camping with different campers, groups etc.. fucking for different reasons. It'll be the camping one we'll go for all the time.

Know what we mean."

I'd choose the constant fucking! Wouldn't want to wAnk over camping stories

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'd choose the constant fucking! Wouldn't want to wAnk over camping stories

Ruby "

I know.

Fucking camping...come the fuck on...

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"ooh do look for clown gangbangs, nothing boring about them.

no story either but i feel they don't need one.

That cracked me up.

I don't feel the need for a story either.

Ruby"

finding one with jugglers is the highlight of my browsing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might be in the slight fucking minority here but..

(I'm not watching Porn for the Storyline)

...

"

This...not in the same tone mind you but most definitely THIS

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"I might be in the slight fucking minority here but..

(I'm not watching Porn for the Storyline)

...

You're probably not in the minority, we just like watching porn that has a credible story to it.

Imagine two dvd's, one with just 2 hours of random scenes of fucking and sucking and a one that's 2 hours of camping with different campers, groups etc.. fucking for different reasons. It'll be the camping one we'll go for all the time.

Know what we mean."

Carry on camping?

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By *ILLxxxMan
over a year ago

Durham

Cherry's 1st interracial ... is a crackin piece of viewing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only need to watch porn for 10 mins max. ...no need for a story line there!

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By *JcouplemidlandsCouple
over a year ago

Peak District

We like porn with a story line to it as well. We have some dvd's but there are loads online as well, we normally use Pornhub and xnxx. Happy porn watching x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might be in the slight fucking minority here but..

(I'm not watching Porn for the Storyline)

...

You're probably not in the minority, we just like watching porn that has a credible story to it.

Imagine two dvd's, one with just 2 hours of random scenes of fucking and sucking and a one that's 2 hours of camping with different campers, groups etc.. fucking for different reasons. It'll be the camping one we'll go for all the time.

Know what we mean."

I was thinking plumber, electrician, tv man (not the Fab type!) but when you said camping i spat a bit of tea out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a porn version of American Horror Story. American Whore Story.

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

Wasteland is pretty decent ish! Acting not Oscar material but the story is somewhat more bearable than the usual plumber/casting couch/fridge repairer! Photography is pretty decent too. There's a great lesbian scene that the Mrs absolutely loves too.

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By *andorasSecretCouple
over a year ago

Nr Birmingham

I skip the ones with a storyline...I can't stand the fake acting. For me porn is about the physical act, the story is created in my head....if I need to. Ali x

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey


"

I'd choose the constant fucking! Wouldn't want to wAnk over camping stories

Ruby

I know.

Fucking camping...come the fuck on... "

Ha ha this totally made me laugh ! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never follow the ins and outs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ooh do look for clown gangbangs, nothing boring about them.

no story either but i feel they don't need one.

That cracked me up.

I don't feel the need for a story either.

Ruby

finding one with jugglers is the highlight of my browsing. "

Fucking hell proper lol'ing now

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I only need to watch porn for 10 mins max. ...no need for a story line there! "

Some of us last longer than 10 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'd choose the constant fucking! Wouldn't want to wAnk over camping stories

Ruby

I know.

Fucking camping...come the fuck on...

Ha ha this totally made me laugh ! Xx "

This thread is fucking great

Ruby

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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I prefer some sort of storyline when watching, I don't watch porn for a "quick fix" I would rather take my time and enjoy different scenarios,

Anything from Seduction to people having affairs as long as its all in English and I usually end up watching the same 4 or 5 Women,

Compilation videos or 70's 80's movies are my next choice if I cant find something recent that I want to watch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Carry on camping? "

No, and trying to be funny failed

Look for Le Camping des Foutriquets on tube8

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I prefer some sort of storyline when watching, I don't watch porn for a "quick fix" I would rather take my time and enjoy different scenarios,

Anything from Seduction to people having affairs as long as its all in English and I usually end up watching the same 4 or 5 Women,

Compilation videos or 70's 80's movies are my next choice if I cant find something recent that I want to watch"

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"I might be in the slight fucking minority here but..

(I'm not watching Porn for the Storyline)

...

"

This.

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By *itsmcgee4Couple
over a year ago

Central


"Never follow the ins and outs "

Bravo

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

black and white vintage 1920,s or 30,s some later, hair styles, stockings/holdups even footwear I find enjoyable there is more acting in some than others but usually not much in a lot of porn before the 1970,s.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"ooh do look for clown gangbangs, nothing boring about them.

no story either but i feel they don't need one.

That cracked me up.

I don't feel the need for a story either.

Ruby

finding one with jugglers is the highlight of my browsing.

Fucking hell proper lol'ing now

Ruby"

aw glad you're happy.

i'm outta fun porn already though, boo sucks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Marjorie, I need to hammer this peg in a bit more. I need you to grab my tool'

Marjorie passed Derek a mallet

Derek hammers the peg tightly to the ground

'Thank you my dear. You handled that well'

*fap fap fap*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ooh do look for clown gangbangs, nothing boring about them.

no story either but i feel they don't need one.

That cracked me up.

I don't feel the need for a story either.

Ruby

finding one with jugglers is the highlight of my browsing.

Fucking hell proper lol'ing now

Ruby

aw glad you're happy.

i'm outta fun porn already though, boo sucks."

Gutted! Biggest laugh I've done all day!

Ruby x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Marjorie, I need to hammer this peg in a bit more. I need you to grab my tool'

Marjorie passed Derek a mallet

Derek hammers the peg tightly to the ground

'Thank you my dear. You handled that well'

*fap fap fap*"

Haaaaa! Love this thread I want to keep it forever. Sorry OP I feel mean, but it is very funny xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I'd choose the constant fucking! Wouldn't want to wAnk over camping stories

Ruby

I know.

Fucking camping...come the fuck on...

Ha ha this totally made me laugh ! Xx

This thread is fucking great

Ruby"

We're not into 5 minute wanks, just seeing sex in a porno in our twentys was a turn on, suppose we've matured up where there needs to be a cedible story to get to the sex scene. We just look for more past the wam-bam-thankyou-m'am cliche stage.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"'Marjorie, I need to hammer this peg in a bit more. I need you to grab my tool'

Marjorie passed Derek a mallet

Derek hammers the peg tightly to the ground

'Thank you my dear. You handled that well'

*fap fap fap*

Haaaaa! Love this thread I want to keep it forever. Sorry OP I feel mean, but it is very funny xxx"

Some of us are more mature, glad you find it funny

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"'Marjorie, I need to hammer this peg in a bit more. I need you to grab my tool'

Marjorie passed Derek a mallet

Derek hammers the peg tightly to the ground

'Thank you my dear. You handled that well'

*fap fap fap*

Haaaaa! Love this thread I want to keep it forever. Sorry OP I feel mean, but it is very funny xxx

Some of us are more mature, glad you find it funny "

got to admit this is the most fun i've had in a porn thread ever also. thank you OP.

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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester

All porn is boring!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got to admit this is the most fun i've had in a porn thread ever also. thank you OP. "

No problem. I read an article recently on the in and outs (oh err) of porn. It depends on your mental brain capacity on what people find appealing. Many find just watching a sex scene stimulating. I'm not being rude etc.. but the article did hint at the connection to maturity level. Same with films, where some prefer a good story line over special effects etc.. someting to mentally stimulate the mind.

Again, a 5 min cock and pussy interaction can satisfy some people's concentration, others like us, enjoy a higher level of visual/mental stimulation.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Got to admit this is the most fun i've had in a porn thread ever also. thank you OP.

No problem. I read an article recently on the in and outs (oh err) of porn. It depends on your mental brain capacity on what people find appealing. Many find just watching a sex scene stimulating. I'm not being rude etc.. but the article did hint at the connection to maturity level. Same with films, where some prefer a good story line over special effects etc.. someting to mentally stimulate the mind.

Again, a 5 min cock and pussy interaction can satisfy some people's concentration, others like us, enjoy a higher level of visual/mental stimulation."

i like a variety of stuff really. mostly fun porn (i don't wank over this tbf) or romantic porn, or just stuff where only the woman is being pleasured.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

If there's a story I want it to be credible, otherwise it annoys and distracts from the film. I do prefer some plot to none though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a great one on Friday! Google. 'Dale buys a new house'. It's only got 3 stars but fuck me the acting is incredible! There is so many twists and turns and the ending is unbelievable! The way the lead character takes on her role is Oscar worthy! Honestly have a look! Proper got stuck into that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got to admit this is the most fun i've had in a porn thread ever also. thank you OP.

No problem. I read an article recently on the in and outs (oh err) of porn. It depends on your mental brain capacity on what people find appealing. Many find just watching a sex scene stimulating. I'm not being rude etc.. but the article did hint at the connection to maturity level. Same with films, where some prefer a good story line over special effects etc.. someting to mentally stimulate the mind.

Again, a 5 min cock and pussy interaction can satisfy some people's concentration, others like us, enjoy a higher level of visual/mental stimulation."

Err. ...I'm not being rude either but I only use porn as a last minute need to get there quickly kinda thing. I don't use porn for higher level simulation. I prefer the real thing and interaction with real people for that. Not that I'm being condescending or anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got to admit this is the most fun i've had in a porn thread ever also. thank you OP.

No problem. I read an article recently on the in and outs (oh err) of porn. It depends on your mental brain capacity on what people find appealing. Many find just watching a sex scene stimulating. I'm not being rude etc.. but the article did hint at the connection to maturity level. Same with films, where some prefer a good story line over special effects etc.. someting to mentally stimulate the mind.

Again, a 5 min cock and pussy interaction can satisfy some people's concentration, others like us, enjoy a higher level of visual/mental stimulation.

Err. ...I'm not being rude either but I only use porn as a last minute need to get there quickly kinda thing. I don't use porn for higher level simulation. I prefer the real thing and interaction with real people for that. Not that I'm being condescending or anything. "

Here here! Who gives a fuck how mature we are anyway, I have a masters degree and a very senior well paid job. And I like filthy fuckery porn without storylines and enjoy having a laugh and still find immature toilet humour as hilarious as I did when I was a kid. Big wow!

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ruby

Erm, maturity and IQ are two different things !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ruby

Erm, maturity and IQ are two different things !!"

Exactly my point, being accused of being immature for having a laugh at something that is funny is hardly much of a put down. Did you expect me to be hurt by it?

I have a brain, and so couldn't care less if I appear immature, and neither, it seems can most of the other fab members.

Thankfully, I don't have a stick up my arse but if I did, I'd lend it to the porn industry to toast marshmallows on for their camping shoots!

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ruby

Erm, maturity and IQ are two different things !!

Exactly my point, being accused of being immature for having a laugh at something that is funny is hardly much of a put down. Did you expect me to be hurt by it?

I have a brain, and so couldn't care less if I appear immature, and neither, it seems can most of the other fab members.

Thankfully, I don't have a stick up my arse but if I did, I'd lend it to the porn industry to toast marshmallows on for their camping shoots!

Ruby"

Good for you wanting to be immature. Young at heart.

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By *idan31Man
over a year ago

ashby

Why not make your own !?

role play is great fun if you take a little bit of time to plan it out ..

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Why not make your own !?

role play is great fun if you take a little bit of time to plan it out .. "

i'd love to make my own clown porn and i clown pie a guy in the face just as he's coming.

we can both be dressed as clowns but he is a comedy one and i'm more like harley quinn or a sexy clown like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I've watched porn with a storyline for more than a few mins the cheesy storylines & really bad acting have made me laugh more than getting aroused. Sensual porn is more of a turn on. Gives you something for the wank bank at a later date!

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