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The all new whinge sweepstake game

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By *obleton OP   Man
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

roll up roll up for the all new whinge sweepstake game.

posters will choose one from the following list (or suggest one of your own) of common whinges that get posted on here and the first new thread that appears on that subject wins a special prize of a big bag of kudos and voucher entitleing them to 3 hours of my patented Tobletonluvvin(tm).

1. I cant get any meets - what am I doing wrong

2. people never reply to my messages

3. all single males are rude and pushy

4. why is it so hard to find a genuine single bi-fem

5. single males are all timewasters and never show up for meets

6. single males never read my profile

7. single bi fems are mostly fakes

.....errrm I'll think of some more later

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

ok, i go for number 2 people never reply to my messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok, i go for number 2 people never reply to my messages"

We do lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"roll up roll up for the all new whinge sweepstake game.

posters will choose one from the following list (or suggest one of your own) of common whinges that get posted on here and the first new thread that appears on that subject wins a special prize of a big bag of kudos and voucher entitleing them to 3 hours of my patented Tobletonluvvin(tm).

1. I cant get any meets - what am I doing wrong

2. people never reply to my messages

3. all single males are rude and pushy

4. why is it so hard to find a genuine single bi-fem

5. single males are all timewasters and never show up for meets

6. single males never read my profile

7. single bi fems are mostly fakes

.....errrm I'll think of some more later

"

Why do people not believe I really am a genuine single bi-fem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I'm getting too many meets - what am I doing wrong ?

2. people never reply to my messages

3. all single males are rude and pushy, except me

4. why is it so hard to find a genuine single bi-fem, not that I want one anyway

5. single males are all timewasters and never show up for meets, except me.

6. single males never read my profile, thank God

7. single bi fems are mostly fakes, except my single bi fem profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Why do people not believe I really am a genuine single bi-fem? "

I do Laine, AND I have the fantasies to prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Why do people not believe I really am a genuine single bi-fem? "

Think most people are that stunned to find one they dont actually belive its true pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha funniest thing in ages sooo true !!!! i myself will plead guilty to some of them and will not post anything on them in future

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"ok, i go for number 2 people never reply to my messages"

just replied to a guy basically asking us to pimp for him - bet most couples have gotexactly the same message. Politely told him that we weren't interested but at least he got a reply!

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By *obleton OP   Man
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"haha funniest thing in ages sooo true !!!! i myself will plead guilty to some of them and will not post anything on them in future "

why not - dont you want to win 3 solid hours of Tobletonluvvin(tm) or summat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to go with number 3) All single males are rude and pushy... makes it awfully difficult to get to the bar sometimes...

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I'm going to go with number 3) All single males are rude and pushy... makes it awfully difficult to get to the bar sometimes..."

I'll go with number 12 - I'll tell you what it is when someone posts a thread about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to go with number 3) All single males are rude and pushy... makes it awfully difficult to get to the bar sometimes...

I'll go with number 12 - I'll tell you what it is when someone posts a thread about it "

No 12

Thread about posting non existant numbers

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I'm going to go with number 3) All single males are rude and pushy... makes it awfully difficult to get to the bar sometimes...

I'll go with number 12 - I'll tell you what it is when someone posts a thread about it

No 12

Thread about posting non existant numbers "

It says you can suggest one of your own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well we think it's disgusting that a single male of our aquaintance was once seen in milton keynes, with the most offensive shoes you have ever seen .... such was the outrage that he was soon winging his way back to wales on a motorbike in the rain!!!! now guess who

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By *obleton OP   Man
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"Well we think it's disgusting that a single male of our aquaintance was once seen in milton keynes, with the most offensive shoes you have ever seen .... such was the outrage that he was soon winging his way back to wales on a motorbike in the rain!!!! now guess who "

Quite right Debs - shameful behaviour!!

name and shame

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

12 = Couples wearing balaclavas!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Is there a cash alternative for the prize

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well we think it's disgusting that a single male of our aquaintance was once seen in milton keynes, with the most offensive shoes you have ever seen .... such was the outrage that he was soon winging his way back to wales on a motorbike in the rain!!!! now guess who

Quite right Debs - shameful behaviour!!

name and shame "

The name escapes me but he's a cheeky bugger .... aren't you! ooops!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Good job I didn't go for number 13 = Single guy pretending to be a couple…. by bringing a blow-up doll along to the meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to go with number 3) All single males are rude and pushy... makes it awfully difficult to get to the bar sometimes...

I'll go with number 12 - I'll tell you what it is when someone posts a thread about it "

12 posting topics that don't match the message.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

8.3 = people who jump in feet first yet still manage to land on their arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8.3" that sounds a good statistic to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"roll up roll up for the all new whinge sweepstake game.

posters will choose one from the following list (or suggest one of your own) of common whinges that get posted on here and the first new thread that appears on that subject wins a special prize of a big bag of kudos and voucher entitleing them to 3 hours of my patented Tobletonluvvin(tm).

1. I cant get any meets - what am I doing wrong

2. people never reply to my messages

3. all single males are rude and pushy

4. why is it so hard to find a genuine single bi-fem

5. single males are all timewasters and never show up for meets

6. single males never read my profile

7. single bi fems are mostly fakes

.....errrm I'll think of some more later

Why do people not believe I really am a genuine single bi-fem? "

*checks profile*

Holy....... how far is it to St Andrews, and how much is a one way ticket?

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By *hotandsexyCouple
over a year ago

llanelli

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By *hotandsexyCouple
over a year ago

llanelli

tobe, you giving em single guys a bad name again lol. wot will kaz think pmsl

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

No. 14?

Why do you buggers keep changing your profile pictures and names?

It confuses the single male!!!

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"roll up roll up for the all new whinge sweepstake game.

posters will choose one from the following list (or suggest one of your own) of common whinges that get posted on here and the first new thread that appears on that subject wins a special prize of a big bag of kudos and voucher entitleing them to 3 hours of my patented Tobletonluvvin(tm).

1. I cant get any meets - what am I doing wrong

2. people never reply to my messages

3. all single males are rude and pushy

4. why is it so hard to find a genuine single bi-fem

5. single males are all timewasters and never show up for meets

6. single males never read my profile

7. single bi fems are mostly fakes

.....errrm I'll think of some more later

Why do people not believe I really am a genuine single bi-fem?

*checks profile*

Holy....... how far is it to St Andrews, and how much is a one way ticket? "

About a six hour drive, meet you half way lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you google that, or was it a good guess?

Either way, your on

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By *obleton OP   Man
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"tobe, you giving em single guys a bad name again lol. wot will kaz think pmsl "

Steve,

Kazz will probably carry on with not fancying me just like before mate

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Excuse me... You appear to be ignoring the fact that I won!

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By *obleton OP   Man
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"Excuse me... You appear to be ignoring the fact that I won! "

Yes

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Excuse me... You appear to be ignoring the fact that I won!

Yes"

Charming

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