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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

I've been up a hour already no problem i might hear you cry apart from it being a sunday morning

but here's the problem for the last hour I've had to struggle having a wash , a shave and struggle into my trousers with a massive erection and its still there as i type this

now wanking is out of the question as i don't self pleasure so that leaves me with what choices my fellow fabbers to make this bloody cock go down grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hit it with a hammer

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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very tight underpants?

so glad i don't have a dick also.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find a video on the internet of George Galloway doing his cat impression on CBB; that should kill it dead for at least a week.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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You don't self pleasure?

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Hit it with a hammer "

i think the mood my cocks in PP he would view that as foreplay

and fuck the hammer senseless for have the cheek to touch him

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"You don't self pleasure? "

nope

and yes i know this makes me a freak

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Think about your mum and dad conceiving you

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Find a video on the internet of George Galloway doing his cat impression on CBB; that should kill it dead for at least a week. "

ill check it out and get back to you on that

I'm going for a long walk to see it that helps first just got to put my mack on before i leave the house

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"very tight underpants?

so glad i don't have a dick also."

having one is great 90 percent of the time but uncontrolled erections can be a pain like todays one is

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"You don't self pleasure?

nope

and yes i know this makes me a freak "

I wouldn't say that

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"very tight underpants?

so glad i don't have a dick also.

having one is great 90 percent of the time but uncontrolled erections can be a pain like todays one is "

definitely glad i don't have one, that's all i'm saying.

enjoy your walk anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don't self pleasure?

nope

and yes i know this makes me a freak "

I don't think it makes you a freak, but then I like you anyway, I think you're one of the good guys

plus my ex husband didn't do this either.

I would be interested to know why you dont though? He just said it wasn't as good as sex so he would rather just wait until I was around. Even if I was away for a few days with work.

He didn't watch porn either.

As a regular wanker and porn watcher I would like to try and understand from someone else why they wouldn't appeal as I don't wholly get it.

Mind you I also have zero willpower and if I want an orgasm I'll damn well have one!

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don't self pleasure?

nope

and yes i know this makes me a freak "

Wouldn't say that at all, I went for all my married life not self pleasuring. (And not being pleased but, that's another story)

Have you thought a cold shower. Sorry if I was there I'd help you out

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"You don't self pleasure?

nope

and yes i know this makes me a freak

Wouldn't say that at all, I went for all my married life not self pleasuring. (And not being pleased but, that's another story)

Have you thought a cold shower. Sorry if I was there I'd help you out "

just got back from a stroll through the fields and forest near my house this has kind of helped

down to half mask but still tingling away like a mother f***er

so I'm now going to wash and valet my van before the rain gets here see if that puts my over excited cock in his place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don't self pleasure?

nope

and yes i know this makes me a freak

Wouldn't say that at all, I went for all my married life not self pleasuring. (And not being pleased but, that's another story)

Have you thought a cold shower. Sorry if I was there I'd help you out

just got back from a stroll through the fields and forest near my house this has kind of helped

down to half mask but still tingling away like a mother f***er

so I'm now going to wash and valet my van before the rain gets here see if that puts my over excited cock in his place "

Aww, you certainly pick the best jobs to do. And feeling horny just takes over everything. Going to be a struggle today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't see the problem with the cocktail chipolata variety myself ,but then again I'm not a man so I wouldn't know. Surely not wanking is a pretty unhealthy habit.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Can't see the problem with the cocktail chipolata variety myself ,but then again I'm not a man so I wouldn't know. Surely not wanking is a pretty unhealthy habit. "

Cocktail chipolata ooo you cheeky little minx its this kind of brat behavior that's I have no doubt is behind my uncontrolled erection problem

Your latest picture popping up in my time line hasn't helped ether tink

this message has made him tingle again with thoughts of how to put you in your place so now tink that's to you its hovering time to regain control of him once more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gaffer tape it to your stomach.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Cold shower. Or if that doesn't work take a woman, tease the fuck out of her then ravage her with your chipolata

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"You don't self pleasure?

nope

and yes i know this makes me a freak

I don't think it makes you a freak, but then I like you anyway, I think you're one of the good guys

plus my ex husband didn't do this either.

I would be interested to know why you dont though? He just said it wasn't as good as sex so he would rather just wait until I was around. Even if I was away for a few days with work.

He didn't watch porn either.

As a regular wanker and porn watcher I would like to try and understand from someone else why they wouldn't appeal as I don't wholly get it.

Mind you I also have zero willpower and if I want an orgasm I'll damn well have one!

Ruby"

thank you Ruby you kind words are not lost on me

with me its a control thing i love control .

control of my own pleasure as well as the pleasure of my play partners .

i view self pleasuring as a weakness among other things

although i love to tease a play partners so they have to play because they cant resist that is to do with expressing and proving my dominance over play partners among other things like reward or a reason for punishment

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"You don't self pleasure?

nope

and yes i know this makes me a freak

Wouldn't say that at all, I went for all my married life not self pleasuring. (And not being pleased but, that's another story)

Have you thought a cold shower. Sorry if I was there I'd help you out

just got back from a stroll through the fields and forest near my house this has kind of helped

down to half mask but still tingling away like a mother f***er

so I'm now going to wash and valet my van before the rain gets here see if that puts my over excited cock in his place

Aww, you certainly pick the best jobs to do. And feeling horny just takes over everything. Going to be a struggle today "

yes it is I've now moved on to doing work paperwork to keep a lid on it

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Cold shower. Or if that doesn't work take a woman, tease the fuck out of her then ravage her with your chipolata "

good idea but who's going to surrender to my debauched mind for about 10 or so hours at this short notice old chip takes hours of sex to wear him down

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Find a size queen OP.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly


"Cold shower. Or if that doesn't work take a woman, tease the fuck out of her then ravage her with your chipolata

good idea but who's going to surrender to my debauched mind for about 10 or so hours at this short notice old chip takes hours of sex to wear him down "

10 or so hours is just about the right amount of time for me to feel properly sated. Not today though love I'm off to Manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cold shower. Or if that doesn't work take a woman, tease the fuck out of her then ravage her with your chipolata

good idea but who's going to surrender to my debauched mind for about 10 or so hours at this short notice old chip takes hours of sex to wear him down "

Damn if only you'd asked earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you aren't prepared to help yourself then why should others want to help?

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"If you aren't prepared to help yourself then why should others want to help? "

even others cant pleasure me unless i allow it

I'm sure your just brat playing as brats play run because i eat brats alive

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"If you aren't prepared to help yourself then why should others want to help?

even others cant pleasure me unless i allow it

I'm sure your just brat playing as brats play run because i eat brats alive "

Wont you have an issue with that flagpole getting in the way of your thighs? Bruising can lead to injury. Or wear a big jumper.

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen


"You don't self pleasure?

nope

and yes i know this makes me a freak "

Then I'm a fellow freak

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"You don't self pleasure?

nope

and yes i know this makes me a freak

Then I'm a fellow freak "

glad to know I'm not alone xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So how is this erection...is it still there

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"So how is this erection...is it still there"

by going for a long work followed by washing the van then hovering the house top to bottom follow by some work related paperwork ,

i finally got a handle on my libido which means no one was used by me for my own selfish ends and no new notches of the using kind were added to my bed post no new mistakes were make by me over a over active cock ether

proud of myself although controlling my libido did drain me to the point where i feel asleep at 730 last night

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield


"You don't self pleasure?

nope

and yes i know this makes me a freak "

More like it makes your name ironic!

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"You don't self pleasure?

nope

and yes i know this makes me a freak

More like it makes your name ironic!"

I'm a hands on man with others but i rarely allow others to touch me or pleasure me and i rarely indulge my own needs with others or myself.

I'm trying to change that due to apathy although I'm beginning to think a swingers site and swingers in general are not a good fit for me to achieve that with due to the using nature of a lot of what goes on in the sex meet world .

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Have you thought about talking to a psychologist?

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield


"You don't self pleasure?

nope

and yes i know this makes me a freak

More like it makes your name ironic!

I'm a hands on man with others but i rarely allow others to touch me or pleasure me and i rarely indulge my own needs with others or myself.

I'm trying to change that due to apathy although I'm beginning to think a swingers site and swingers in general are not a good fit for me to achieve that with due to the using nature of a lot of what goes on in the sex meet world . "

That's make it even more ironic!

But in all seriousness mate.. What the fuck????

You can't tou...... They can't tou.... Wh... What???

Maybe I'm tired, but I'm thinking I need a lie down after that nougat of info!

As above, you though of talking to someone or ?

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