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Slightly later Saturday night thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm bored, I'm horny and I'm stuck in this shite hotel.

I hate team building, enjoying the book though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm also horny and in bed alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Team building? Oh dear. You have my sympathy. I hate the 'Wall of Death' where you have to say something positive about the miserable fucker on your right who pinched your milk or left the printer empty of paper the day before.

Keep paddling, you are all in the same boat.

p.s. any decent porn on the tv?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh the joy. Shut away with people you don't like doing 'games' that make you cringe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm also horny and in bed alone."

I'm in the land of the sweaty sock not Wales or I would invite you over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've wanked the crap out of myself today/tonight.

The horn won't leave. Ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm also horny and home alone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh the joy. Shut away with people you don't like doing 'games' that make you cringe"

Yeah, I've put my chromecast in the TV so I can beam my own porn to it.

ive not been asked to say anything positive about the person next to me yet. But I suspect it's just gonna come out, 'if he really tried, he could be a bigger cunt'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh the joy. Shut away with people you don't like doing 'games' that make you cringe

Yeah, I've put my chromecast in the TV so I can beam my own porn to it.

ive not been asked to say anything positive about the person next to me yet. But I suspect it's just gonna come out, 'if he really tried, he could be a bigger cunt' "

Filing that one for future use.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My mate always introduces himself 'hi I'm Marc, I'm a sex addict' looks round in a panic 'am I in the right meeting?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An office insult...someone used the phrase 'corporate font' which, if said in the right tone of voice sounds like a brilliant insult! Lol

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Team Building?

OMG! What twaddle that is! Whoever first came up with the idea should have been shot, then hung drawn and quartered!

Cringe worthy, embarrassing and invariably, absolutely not even any remote link to the job you do!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"An office insult...someone used the phrase 'corporate font' which, if said in the right tone of voice sounds like a brilliant insult! Lol"

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am also at home and on my own but recently started my own business so don't have to worry about team building just now. Love the bigger C**t comment though and also saving for future use (though I don't use the C word)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When my boss spannered me for it, he said you should be good at this team stuff. Ex military and all. He played deaf as he walked off. I'm like

'Yeh years ago, I made private twice, that's one less time than I was in jail'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are team building events not during office hours?! Slander.

I've just finished building a BBQ, time to slap some meat on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Talking of slapping meat, I'm now going to make love to my hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just watched American Gangster for the first time... not a bad way to spend my Saturday night I must admit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chilling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is EJ?

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

Poking my nose in for the first time in ages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got into bed, been a long day x

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By *teveyx36Couple
over a year ago

sydenham

Hi bored to waiting for my partner any bi couples want Skype

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the book?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just in from cinema watching logan...great film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where is EJ?"

Here I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bored, I'm horny and I'm stuck in this shite hotel.

I hate team building, enjoying the book though. "

Hey, Dark.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm bored, I'm horny and I'm stuck in this shite hotel.

I hate team building, enjoying the book though.

Hey, Dark."

Hiya

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's the book?"

Wreaththu

It's about androgynous hemephoradite goth boys fucking each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the book?

Wreaththu

It's about androgynous hemephoradite goth boys fucking each other. "

In the ass?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's the book?

Wreaththu

It's about androgynous hemephoradite goth boys fucking each other.

In the ass?"

No they have both. I'm kinda jealous

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And cocks like anemone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And cocks like anemone "

Fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And cocks like anemone

Fs"

So the kints have goat cocks and pussies and bumholes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And cocks like anemone

Fs

So the kints have goat cocks and pussies and bumholes?"

Yeah, how jealous are you? I'm totes jelly. If I was anymore jelly you could eat me with cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And cocks like anemone

Fs

So the kints have goat cocks and pussies and bumholes?

Yeah, how jealous are you? I'm totes jelly. If I was anymore jelly you could eat me with cream "

So can they literally go fuck themselves?

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