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"Ooh I'd love one please - a glass of rose wine for me, thanks " Medium or large? | |||
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"Hello and I would love a pint of Guinness, ice cold if you have it. " Of course, pouring as we speak | |||
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"Ooh I'd love one please - a glass of rose wine for me, thanks Medium or large?" Make it a large cold one thanks | |||
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"To celebrate England's destruction of the Scots today, I would love an ice cold pint of Magners. Just the one though, I can't do squiffy tonight." I am having a curry in a bit | |||
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"Vanilla vodka and Or vanilla lemonade and vodka " I have made you one of each,enjoy. | |||
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"I'll gladly join you for a few...just a cold beer to start with please" Coming right up sir | |||
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"To celebrate England's destruction of the Scots today, I would love an ice cold pint of Magners. Just the one though, I can't do squiffy tonight." Tut tut, one always leads to two though, or more...you know that I'm sure | |||
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"As I've already had a few glasses of prosecco already this afternoon I'd beat stick to that " One more won't hurt | |||
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"Vanilla vodka and Or vanilla lemonade and vodka I have made you one of each,enjoy." Ooooo thank you - an attractive barmaid has made me happy | |||
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"A large glass of cold white wine please x " One chilled wine on its way. | |||
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"Vanilla vodka and Or vanilla lemonade and vodka I have made you one of each,enjoy. Ooooo thank you - an attractive barmaid has made me happy " | |||
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"To celebrate England's destruction of the Scots today, I would love an ice cold pint of Magners. Just the one though, I can't do squiffy tonight. I am having a curry in a bit " I might go for a takeaway when I've finished my bar shift | |||
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"A birthday pint of draught bitter please" Oh Happy Borthday. Have this one on me. | |||
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"A Black Bush whiskey and ice would be lovely but am driving later so better have a chocolate milkshake extra cream please " Would you like a straw too? | |||
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"Vanilla vodka and Or vanilla lemonade and vodka " Ooh that sounds good! | |||
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"Vanilla vodka and Or vanilla lemonade and vodka " Ooh that sounds good! | |||
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"Vanilla vodka and Or vanilla lemonade and vodka Ooh that sounds good!" I can make you one if you like? | |||
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"Welcome back to the madhouse that is the forums OP A cup of tea for me please. Alcohol makes my head hurt." Oh there's always one I'll just pop the kettle on, shan't be long | |||
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"A large glass of cold white wine please x One chilled wine on its way." Thanks keep the bottle close the first one is going to go down quickly x | |||
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"A large glass of cold white wine please x One chilled wine on its way. Thanks keep the bottle close the first one is going to go down quickly x " I'll look after you if you get tipsy | |||
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"To celebrate England's destruction of the Scots today, I would love an ice cold pint of Magners. Just the one though, I can't do squiffy tonight. I am having a curry in a bit I might go for a takeaway when I've finished my bar shift " I have a m&s jalfrieze with rice and popadoms - I might see if I have any onion bs in the freezer | |||
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"Talking about a really lovely hot drink. Melt a few chunks of DARK Chocolate add hot milk cream and black Bush whiskey makes you all not and warm inside xxx " That sounds rather tempting | |||
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"A Black Bush whiskey and ice would be lovely but am driving later so better have a chocolate milkshake extra cream please Would you like a straw too?" yes saves the lippy | |||
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"To celebrate England's destruction of the Scots today, I would love an ice cold pint of Magners. Just the one though, I can't do squiffy tonight. I am having a curry in a bit I might go for a takeaway when I've finished my bar shift I have a m&s jalfrieze with rice and popadoms - I might see if I have any onion bs in the freezer " You're making my mouth water, and all I have in my bar are crisps and nuts | |||
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"Ooh I do enjoy a glass of Merlot " I'll share my bottle with you | |||
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"Talking about a really lovely hot drink. Melt a few chunks of DARK Chocolate add hot milk cream and black Bush whiskey makes you all not and warm inside xxx That sounds rather tempting " put it in a flask sitting around at the football in the middle of winter yummy. | |||
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"To celebrate England's destruction of the Scots today, I would love an ice cold pint of Magners. Just the one though, I can't do squiffy tonight. I am having a curry in a bit I might go for a takeaway when I've finished my bar shift I have a m&s jalfrieze with rice and popadoms - I might see if I have any onion bs in the freezer You're making my mouth water, and all I have in my bar are crisps and nuts " I could do with some naan bread tho | |||
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"To celebrate England's destruction of the Scots today, I would love an ice cold pint of Magners. Just the one though, I can't do squiffy tonight. I am having a curry in a bit I might go for a takeaway when I've finished my bar shift I have a m&s jalfrieze with rice and popadoms - I might see if I have any onion bs in the freezer You're making my mouth water, and all I have in my bar are crisps and nuts " there's bars in Belfast that let you bring food in. And if you offer the barstaff some chips and a sausage you might even get a free pint | |||
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"I'm in the mood for a cocktail, Mojitos all round....on me " That's rather generous, thank you. | |||
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"Ooh I do enjoy a glass of Merlot " I'll happily share my bottle with you | |||
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"I'm off to get a pizza...anyone want anything?" Too early for me I'm afraid, maybe later. | |||
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"To celebrate England's destruction of the Scots today, I would love an ice cold pint of Magners. Just the one though, I can't do squiffy tonight. I am having a curry in a bit I might go for a takeaway when I've finished my bar shift I have a m&s jalfrieze with rice and popadoms - I might see if I have any onion bs in the freezer You're making my mouth water, and all I have in my bar are crisps and nuts there's bars in Belfast that let you bring food in. And if you offer the barstaff some chips and a sausage you might even get a free pint" Anyone offering his barmaid a sausage? | |||
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"To celebrate England's destruction of the Scots today, I would love an ice cold pint of Magners. Just the one though, I can't do squiffy tonight. Tut tut, one always leads to two though, or more...you know that I'm sure " Noooo, just the one. I'll have soft drinks after that one, thank you lovely. | |||
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"To celebrate England's destruction of the Scots today, I would love an ice cold pint of Magners. Just the one though, I can't do squiffy tonight. Tut tut, one always leads to two though, or more...you know that I'm sure Noooo, just the one. I'll have soft drinks after that one, thank you lovely. " You have willpower, good for you. | |||
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"I'm in the mood for a cocktail, Mojitos all round....on me That's rather generous, thank you." My pleasure- we need to get this party started... | |||
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"I'm in the mood for a cocktail, Mojitos all round....on me That's rather generous, thank you. My pleasure- we need to get this party started..." Damn right, DJ turn the music up please. | |||
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"a pint of lager and a southern comfort and lemonade chaser please. " Ooosh, a chaser this early....I'll need to keep my eye on you. | |||
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"Double whiskey & Coke for me please " Doubles.....another one starting early, I may have my hands full with you boys later | |||
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"a pint of lager and a southern comfort and lemonade chaser please. Ooosh, a chaser this early....I'll need to keep my eye on you." Ditto | |||
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"A ice cold cocktail for me.I have some frozen ones in the freezer actually " With or without a straw? | |||
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"Cognac with ice and a glass of hot water separate for moi plz" You'll have to wait for the kettle to boil, sip on your cognac and enjoy. | |||
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"Suddenly craving whisky on the rocks " I'll pour you one right away. | |||
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"Suddenly craving whisky on the rocks I'll pour you one right away." hmm now what sort of hostess are you? | |||
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"Can I have a huge jug of cocktails please Need to shut myself of from from family issues " highly recommend a bottle of jack Daniel honey. Gets you there faster | |||
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"Can I have a huge jug of cocktails please Need to shut myself of from from family issues " And I'll pass you over some anadin ready for the morning. One jug on its way | |||
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"Anyone care for a bit of JD " Ask me st the end of my shift. I darent give in to temptation this early on | |||
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"Start as I mean to go on... vodka and please " Would you like ice? | |||
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"Large brandy and , pint of guiness and whatever youre having! X" Very kind thank you, I'll have a small vodka. | |||
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"Still going strong? I'd love an ice cold cola please. " With lots of ice cubes? | |||
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"Still going strong? I'd love an ice cold cola please. With lots of ice cubes?" yes please, and maybe a drop or two of dark rum | |||
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"If it isn't too presumptuous, may I have a latte please? " Of course you may, hot and creamy, yummy, I'll bring it over to your table. | |||
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"If it isn't too presumptuous, may I have a latte please? Of course you may, hot and creamy, yummy, I'll bring it over to your table." And the latte? | |||
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"Still going strong? I'd love an ice cold cola please. With lots of ice cubes?yes please, and maybe a drop or two of dark rum " Haha that didn't last long, the not drinking thing | |||
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"If it isn't too presumptuous, may I have a latte please? Of course you may, hot and creamy, yummy, I'll bring it over to your table. And the latte? " Are you flirting with the barmaid? You still have to pay for your drinks I'm afraid, but I may have a private 'lock in' later | |||
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"If it isn't too presumptuous, may I have a latte please? Of course you may, hot and creamy, yummy, I'll bring it over to your table. And the latte? Are you flirting with the barmaid? You still have to pay for your drinks I'm afraid, but I may have a private 'lock in' later " That sounds promising. Have one for yourself too | |||
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"Just opened a bottle of shiraz - but of course I'm just having the one glass..... " Oh I'm rather partial to a Shiraz myself | |||
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"If it isn't too presumptuous, may I have a latte please? Of course you may, hot and creamy, yummy, I'll bring it over to your table. And the latte? Are you flirting with the barmaid? You still have to pay for your drinks I'm afraid, but I may have a private 'lock in' later That sounds promising. Have one for yourself too " Thank you | |||
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"Still going strong? I'd love an ice cold cola please. With lots of ice cubes?yes please, and maybe a drop or two of dark rum Haha that didn't last long, the not drinking thing " Just a drop I'm thinking squiffy might not be so bad after all | |||
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"Our local wine bar used to mix a fairly palatable Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. A pint glass, brimming with an assortment of colourful alcoholic shots (in Green or Brown varieties, depending on content). Haven't had one of those, for years. Not since the Legendary Birthday Pissup of 1984 - where I finished four of them. Two straws, no ice and skip the little brolly, please " You may have to help me with that one, I'll grab a glass | |||
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"Still going strong? I'd love an ice cold cola please. With lots of ice cubes?yes please, and maybe a drop or two of dark rum Haha that didn't last long, the not drinking thing Just a drop I'm thinking squiffy might not be so bad after all " I'll look after you, don't worry | |||
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"And no one brought me a takaway at the end of my shift, but what the hell, the 'lock in' was fun " you never told me where to get it delivered to | |||
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