FabSwingers.com forum: Your favourite fab profile/verification clichés?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Professional couple"

"Single guys don't message me, I will find you"

In regards to verifications:

"Wish I could keep her all to myself hahahahahaha. I'm dying inside"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She cummed several times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional people working in a sensitive environment FFS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bestest fuck ever!

Show her respect guys!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I saw someone leave a veri the other that described the lady as a "super smash"

That made me smirk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She cummed several times "
over my juicy cock wtf is a juicy cock FFS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat her/him/them well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She cummed several times over my juicy cock wtf is a juicy cock FFS"

Hold on I send you a pic of it haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait...

"I tore this bitches pussy to shreds, show her respect guys!"

Always made me wonder if i should respect her for what she went through or what she's capable of?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She cummed several times over my juicy cock wtf is a juicy cock FFS"

Something you should consult your GP about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'She's hot and knows how to please, he's cool and laidback.' - 90% of couples verifications from single men.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'She's hot and knows how to please, he's cool and laidback.' - 90% of couples verifications from single men."

He's laid back. He let me fuck his missus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'She's hot and knows how to please, he's cool and laidback.' - 90% of couples verifications from single men.

He's laid back. He let me fuck his missus "

Thank you mate for letting Mrs suck on me cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat her with respect.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Profiles: I don't bite, unless you ask!

Verifications: Don't meet this guy ladies. He's mine. (I always enjoy adding a verification after one of those

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Amazing skills"

Makes me laugh every time!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait...

"I tore this bitches pussy to shreds, show her respect guys!"

Always made me wonder if i should respect her for what she went through or what she's capable of?

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yup - the guy clearly showed that lady a huge amount of respect

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Profiles: I don't bite, unless you ask!

Verifications: Don't meet this guy ladies. He's mine. (I always enjoy adding a verification after one of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or the classic 'SHE TOOK MY MASSIVE 10 INCH COCK' I'm going to big myself up one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or the classic 'SHE TOOK MY MASSIVE 10 INCH COCK' I'm going to big myself up one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything you want to know just ask.

Ladies, he has a cock he knows what to do with.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well what can I say..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,ll fill this in later - over a year later still nothing

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

The problem is I have a lot of these on my verifications. It might be a cliché, but I'll be showing them anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She sucks cock like a dyson or for england !!

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By *ecretpassion100Couple
over a year ago

Walsall

Hilarious read love it

**** pops to check profile to see what we wrote on ours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The problem is I have a lot of these on my verifications. It might be a cliché, but I'll be showing them anyway.

Good read

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

This person is what fab is all about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat yourselves and give our profile veris a read. You'll know it went you see it ha ha.

We tend to leave pretty boring veris and really hope I don't include any clichés.

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beautiful and bubbly.

Don't pass this one by......

Dafuqqqqqqqqq

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of them sound like 'our Graham'with the quick reminder aff Cilla Blacks blind date fs

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By *op gooserMan
over a year ago

chester

"Treat yourselves and give our profile veris a read. You'll know it went you see it ha ha.

We tend to leave pretty boring veris and really hope I don't include any clichés.

Eve. X"
Wow you have 1 of the longest veris ever!

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By *ecretpassion100Couple
over a year ago

Walsall

"Treat yourselves and give our profile veris a read. You'll know it went you see it ha ha.

We tend to leave pretty boring veris and really hope I don't include any clichés.

Eve. X Wow you have 1 of the longest veris ever! "

I was just about to say that lol what an epic veri and a fantastic read too had me chuckling xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Treat yourselves and give our profile veris a read. You'll know it went you see it ha ha.

We tend to leave pretty boring veris and really hope I don't include any clichés.

Eve. X Wow you have 1 of the longest veris ever!

I was just about to say that lol what an epic veri and a fantastic read too had me chuckling xx"

Haha when could I read the next chapter ??

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Took my fat/huge cock really well."

"He's got a great cock."

"She gives the best blowjob."

"You'll need a snorkel."

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"She cummed several times over my juicy cock wtf is a juicy cock FFS"

Good question

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

I don't see what's wrong with treat them with respect. ...basic decency really is it not?

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

So is it better to show them or not??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't pass this one by.

Treat her with respect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So is it better to show them or not??"

Better for who? Do what suits you best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Treat yourselves and give our profile veris a read. You'll know it went you see it ha ha.

We tend to leave pretty boring veris and really hope I don't include any clichés.

Eve. X Wow you have 1 of the longest veris ever!

I was just about to say that lol what an epic veri and a fantastic read too had me chuckling xx

Haha when could I read the next chapter ?? "

Ha ha it had me in fits of laughter reading it.

He is genuinely one of the funniest, most down to earth guys you could meet.

He definitely has a way with words. Probably more graphic than we are used to having on our veris but with story telling skills like his, we had to show it!

Eve. X

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

"So is it better to show them or not??

Better for who? Do what suits you best

I guess, but if you show them is it like a shop window flaunting your stuff, or would it put people off shopping? Open for debate I guess xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So is it better to show them or not??

Better for who? Do what suits you best

I guess, but if you show them is it like a shop window flaunting your stuff, or would it put people off shopping? Open for debate I guess xx"

I really don't care if people are put off. That's their lookout. ...but another debate. ..another thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'One of fabs greatest'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you buy from someone on eBay with poor feedback? I wouldn't

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

"So is it better to show them or not??

Better for who? Do what suits you best

I guess, but if you show them is it like a shop window flaunting your stuff, or would it put people off shopping? Open for debate I guess xx

I really don't care if people are put off. That's their lookout. ...but another debate. ..another thread"

Turned mine on then..? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's what fabs all about

Oh such bollocks. Some of the veries make me cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha can't say much. I'm very guilty of these. My veris too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has turned into a post about what not to write in veris!

Ive taken notes! Could be useful.

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen

""Well what can I say...""

This followed by...had me gushin' in seconds...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Don't mess with her/him/them or you will have me to answer to!'

Bit off putting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would it bother anyone if you wasn't left a veri?

We stopped doing them a while ago and don't display the ones we've got, seems like a bit of a trophy case sort of exercise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another common one is...

"Stay away lads, this ones mine!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst thing a guy can put on his profile that puts me off is easy going. It makes me feel he's lazy and submissive .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would it bother anyone if you wasn't left a veri?

We stopped doing them a while ago and don't display the ones we've got, seems like a bit of a trophy case sort of exercise. "
as a single guy I like them being left for me, hopefully they prove I'm genuine and reliable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well , well, well

I fucked her in every hole

Fucks like a porn star

He has the best tasting cock ever

The list is endless

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