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Where's Jesus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I liked his posts. Such a nice guy. Does anyone know when his birthday is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think December sometime.. dont worry its nearly Easter he'll be back

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting


"I think December sometime.. dont worry its nearly Easter he'll be back"

He's fasting in the desert for another 5 weeks

JG x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I liked his posts. Such a nice guy. Does anyone know when his birthday is?"

December 25th......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I liked his posts. Such a nice guy. Does anyone know when his birthday is?

December 25th......"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christians the world over are asking the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He,s busy doing water sport's.....walking on water XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He,s busy doing water sport's.....walking on water XXX"
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I dint think hes the real Jesus, on his avatar he was using a boat

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"He,s busy doing water sport's.....walking on water XXX.

I dint think hes the real Jesus, on his avatar he was using a boat"

Another bloody fake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's in Tesco buying 5 fish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

last i heard he was off to burn some bush for 40 days so amsterdam i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He,s busy doing water sport's.....walking on water XXX.

I dint think hes the real Jesus, on his avatar he was using a boat

Another bloody fake! "
at least hes not a tyre kicker

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham


"Where's Jesus"

A question some people have been asking for over 2,000 years!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I could tell you but it will cost you 50 pieces of silver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He left the site 2 days ago, he will be back lol.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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"He,s busy doing water sport's.....walking on water XXX.

I dint think hes the real Jesus, on his avatar he was using a boat"

None believers see the boat others see the true miracles of our saviour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He left the site 2 days ago, he will be back lol."
as the terminator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's in Tesco buying 5 fish."

It's five loafs and two fish, come on don't be silly you can't feed five thousand people with five fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a good lad and I'm quite sure - in fact literally positive - that he'll be back before long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's in Tesco buying 5 fish.

It's five loafs and two fish, come on don't be silly you can't feed five thousand people with five fish "

That's why I got chucked out of Sunday School.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's in America...runs his own little church down in Kentucky, does a bit of exorcism on the side but he's getting on a bit now. His old man don't talk to him anymore either, not since he found out his sun was bi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He left the site 2 days ago, he will be back lol. as the terminator "
Yes, like him lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One night I dreamed a dream.

As I was walking along the beach with my Lord.

Across the dark sky flashed scenes from my life.

For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand,

One belonging to me and one to my Lord.

After the last scene of my life flashed before me,

I looked back at the footprints in the sand.

I noticed that at many times along the path of my life,

especially at the very lowest and saddest times,

there was only one set of footprints.

This really troubled me, so I asked the Lord about it.

"Lord, you said once I decided to follow you,

You'd walk with me all the way.

But I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life,

there was only one set of footprints.

I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me."

He whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you

Never, ever, during your trials and testings.

When you saw only one set of footprints,

It was then that I carried you."

He's carrying all of us, BlueCarrot. He's carrying all of us.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Courtney, that made me laugh more than it should have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could tell you but it will cost you 50 pieces of silver "

And then you become dracula... reference dracula 2000

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Courtney, that made me laugh more than it should have. "

My grandma had that poem up on her wall when I was a kid.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

His preparing for his second cumming!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One night I dreamed a dream.

As I was walking along the beach with my Lord.

Across the dark sky flashed scenes from my life.

For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand,

One belonging to me and one to my Lord.

After the last scene of my life flashed before me,

I looked back at the footprints in the sand.

I noticed that at many times along the path of my life,

especially at the very lowest and saddest times,

there was only one set of footprints.

This really troubled me, so I asked the Lord about it.

"Lord, you said once I decided to follow you,

You'd walk with me all the way.

But I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life,

there was only one set of footprints.

I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me."

He whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you

Never, ever, during your trials and testings.

When you saw only one set of footprints,

It was then that I carried you."

He's carrying all of us, BlueCarrot. He's carrying all of us. "

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife


"He,s busy doing water sport's.....walking on water XXX.

I dint think hes the real Jesus, on his avatar he was using a boat"
it's an ark

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"He,s busy doing water sport's.....walking on water XXX.

I dint think hes the real Jesus, on his avatar he was using a boat"

There's always a non believer! You doubting Thomas!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He,s busy doing water sport's.....walking on water XXX.

I dint think hes the real Jesus, on his avatar he was using a boatit's an ark"

I've seen an ark on the horizon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anybody seen Jc, jcjcjc

Not since Easter Sunday, riding on a donkey has anybody seen Jc, jcjcjc

He's real great he's real fine turns tapwater into wine has anybody seen Jc, jcjcjc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably because i mentioned i tried to perve his profile, they leave in droves when i admit that

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"He,s busy doing water sport's.....walking on water XXX.

I dint think hes the real Jesus, on his avatar he was using a boat

None believers see the boat others see the true miracles of our saviour

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Bit like the whole of the moon then..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Has anybody seen Jc, jcjcjc

Not since Easter Sunday, riding on a donkey has anybody seen Jc, jcjcjc

He's real great he's real fine turns tapwater into wine has anybody seen Jc, jcjcjc"

He's so clever and so cool, walked across our swimming pool

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