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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

About you

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I once was a magicians assistant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hold a world record

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once was a magicians assistant

What did you do with his rabbit

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By *stwoforfun2Couple
over a year ago

South Suffolk Area

Mr was in the British Karate squad, many years ago now though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can fly a plane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've ran a total of 25 miles so far this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im "faddish", gym, diet,a sport,music all great ideas,,,,,for a while.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

I've sung at the world famous La Scala Opera House, in Milan.

No, I wasn't humming a tune to myself as I toured the building; I was on the stage!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I am eating my breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in a Levi's advert

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I have sang on stage at the 02 in London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have seen the Loch ness monster, ohh aye, my Loch ness monster searching fad,lol

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By *stwoforfun2Couple
over a year ago

South Suffolk Area

Mr used to date a singer in the band Boney M

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I once was a magicians assistant

What did you do with his rabbit

Oh I cannot divulge any secrets

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I invented bees.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Mr used to date a singer in the band Boney M "

Please tell me it wasn't the guy?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I broke my ankle having sex

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By *stwoforfun2Couple
over a year ago

South Suffolk Area

"Mr used to date a singer in the band Boney M

Please tell me it wasn't the guy?

Ha ha, nooooo

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

i have been on t.v

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once modelled clothes for the coop when I worked there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used give advice on a radio phone in show xxx

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I got absolutely 'ratarsed' on the QE2 with Larry Hagman.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I used give advice on a radio phone in show xxx "

I knew I recognised that ankle! It's from the radio show!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've snapped my Achillies Tendon 2 days ago!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My step sister played hockey for great britian olympic team in atlanta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used give advice on a radio phone in show xxx

I knew I recognised that ankle! It's from the radio show!"

So were you the "long time listener, first time caller" xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can play the piano, violin and guitar.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I used give advice on a radio phone in show xxx

I knew I recognised that ankle! It's from the radio show!

So were you the "long time listener, first time caller" xx

LOL Yeah! The one that just barked like a dog continuously then sounded like he fell over. That was me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i refused 2 dates with dean gaffney.. but still have his mobile number lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used give advice on a radio phone in show xxx

I knew I recognised that ankle! It's from the radio show!

So were you the "long time listener, first time caller" xx

LOL Yeah! The one that just barked like a dog continuously then sounded like he fell over. That was me!"

MMM I like a good barker x

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I am, in fact, a man...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"I am, in fact, a man...

Liar liar pants on fire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am, in fact, a man...

Your spelling is terrible... It's w-o-m-a-n

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I am, in fact, a man...

Liar liar pants on fire!

Damn got to think of something else now

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

I have double-jointed toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I trying to get 3 men to sleep with me at the same time at the moment.roll on monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My willy is called Frank

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I trying to get 3 men to sleep with me at the same time at the moment.roll on monday

Youll have 3 men and youre going to sleep??

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"My willy is called Frank

That reminds me I must buy some hot dogs for the weekend...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My willy is called Frank

That reminds me I must buy some hot dogs for the weekend..."

Chipolatas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I trying to get 3 men to sleep with me at the same time at the moment.roll on monday

Youll have 3 men and youre going to sleep??

Pmsl trying to get a mmmf playtime

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I trying to get 3 men to sleep with me at the same time at the moment.roll on monday

Youll have 3 men and youre going to sleep??

Pmsl trying to get a mmmf playtime "

hope that's Mrs mac posting!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/06/11 11:33:22]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes fmuna

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Yes fmuna

phew!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked on the sex lines when I was younger

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I once had my own reebok comercial......

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

I was bit in my belly button by a mosquitto last night? O and I appeared in the remak of Brighton Rock with Hellen Mirrem and John Hurt :p :p

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I just found 30p

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Just put my washing on.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coca Cola, if you have a fish bone stuck in yer throat, drink a cola, the fizz and the burp can disslodge it.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Coca Cola, if you have a fish bone stuck in yer throat, drink a cola, the fizz and the burp can disslodge it."

I'm not even going to ask how you know that T xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fought in Thailand as an amateur back in the day and still have the trophy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"I fought in Thailand as an amateur back in the day and still have the trophy

A noodle wrestler?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

am seriously thinking about buying a camper van.. I kinda like the idea of just taking off for a few days and stopping anywhere you fancy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the distant past I've represented my RAF station in the inter-services canoe surfing championships, have also (at different times!) windsurfed for RAF Germany, flown gliders, and been on station athletics, skiing and fencing teams...... now I get tired even thinking about exercise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fought in Thailand as an amateur back in the day and still have the trophy

A noodle wrestler?"

Yes and my trophies are for third place

.......................

wax on wax off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"am seriously thinking about buying a camper van.. I kinda like the idea of just taking off for a few days and stopping anywhere you fancy."

..... and you can take your boys with you too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i turned down a modeling job when i was 21.

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By *stwoforfun2Couple
over a year ago

South Suffolk Area

Mrs used to dance in the cages at top london club

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

I got offered a receptionists job in a brothel when I was 17

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i speak a little russian , boring i know sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nahhhh mines a secret lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nahhhh mines a secret lol"

....... you're a tramp! no secret there lol x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I am a published poet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nahhhh mines a secret lol

....... you're a tramp! no secret there lol x

ur point laine...and care to elaborate on ur filthy dining habits!!! hehehe x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was an air cadet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in the T.A for three years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nahhhh mines a secret lol

....... you're a tramp! no secret there lol x

ur point laine...and care to elaborate on ur filthy dining habits!!! hehehe x"

...... I'm sure I'm not the only one who likes sneaky sandwiches over the kitchen sink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nahhhh mines a secret lol

....... you're a tramp! no secret there lol x

ur point laine...and care to elaborate on ur filthy dining habits!!! hehehe x

...... I'm sure I'm not the only one who likes sneaky sandwiches over the kitchen sink.

lol as long as the filling in the middles tasty!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I'm shy

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Used to play darts for a local social club and have quite a few trophies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can kint

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"i can kint

Me to

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

"I am a published poet "

Snap! (Mr) I am also a published author of stories in various Genres, there will be another along in the very near future! (shame there’s no money in it now…)

I also caught four bank robbers and was rewarded by the bank!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I can't see the colour orange.

As a consequence I have never eaten corn flakes... as far as I'm aware.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

my gran,had a holiday bungalow on the moon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i speak a little russian , boring i know sorry

oh lovely, not boring at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have a strawberry birthmark on my chest near my left nipple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i turned down a modeling job when i was 21.

me too

shame really, them oven gloves looked bloody good on me

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"i can kint

Me to

Can't knit but can do cross stitch does that count?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I was in the C.C.F. at school and got my Marksman's badge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna try out body painting.

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

I like chocolate spread and pickled onion sandwiches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex-husband used my car to pick up a former Chelsea player, who was a friend of his, from a London police station after we was picked up for drink driving.

When his brother got married...he blanked us at the reception!

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

Guests at my wedding included Jools Holland, Mick Talbot and Glenn Tilbrook.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been inter_iewed on TV on five occasions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went thru a phase of only having sex with foreign people.

It was termed by friends as my 'round the world in 80 shags' phase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went thru a phase of only having sex with foreign people.

It was termed by friends as my 'round the world in 80 shags' phase

I have Stuart Halls willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/06/11 14:53:22]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I going to dress up as a police women tonight for fancy dress.

cant wait going to bring my handcuffs too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went thru a phase of only having sex with foreign people.

It was termed by friends as my 'round the world in 80 shags' phase

I have Stuart Halls willy

warmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Melanie Sykes was in my class at school

(and for info, she had a bubble perm, and big white 'deidre' specs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was Corrine Bailey-Rea's Sunday school teacher. Yes I was a Sunday School teacher!

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By *it of fun cplCouple
over a year ago

village between York and Hull

I used to run a contact mag.

Have been on TV a few times (No not crimewatch!!)

Raced cars for a living and know a few F1 stars.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I suggested to a fellow forumite that they add the word AGAIN to their profile.

And lo and behold, there it is!!!!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"i have a strawberry birthmark on my chest near my left nipple

snap, but mines on the back of my leg.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have a strawberry birthmark on my chest near my left nipple

snap, but mines on the back of my leg.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours

ur welcome to have a look, but you'll have to come close as it's well disguised by the hair

(i just hope u can't say the same about the 1 on your leg)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have a strawberry birthmark on my chest near my left nipple

snap, but mines on the back of my leg.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours

same! mine is in the shape of a big turd!!!!-wait..its came off....dammmit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive got a patch of dark skin on the inside of the top of my thigh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In teens i swam 10 miles a week and still do a little over 2 still now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Spartacus

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I have had four "near death" experiences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bounced a ball off Gordon Honeycombe's head while he was doing a live news story

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By *inky24big35Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

i use to have a sugar daddy lol

i know sign language

i have a scar on my neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

i have a full international pilot license with instrument rating and flew a citation jet a couple of times as co pilot.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I am currently sporting 8 bruises

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

my mum has seven kids,and she's still a virgin.

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By *opeye-OliveCouple
over a year ago

worcester

We met Andie Mcdowell in Sicily!

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By *iceguydaveMan
over a year ago

Monmouth

I once cut my arm open rather badly when I fell off a racing ostrich..

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By *opeye-OliveCouple
over a year ago

worcester

and played pool with Leeds footballer Ian Hart in Antigua

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just done my washing ...by hand and I am in fact a women !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

years ago i worked in the Big houses and halls of Norfolk doing dinner partys and all sorts ..... was known as joanne the right Royal cook and chef in local papers as i meet alot of them over the years and even sat down to eat with them .... I was like part of the family at times. Was very low key and leyed back ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had four "near death" experiences."

dear god don't say you're a pilot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met Prince Philip when I worked on the rigs

Because I met the above I was on television

I was also on the lottery lucky numbers on television (i lost)

Was in a magazine called blue jeans in a picture story

I once was the proud owner of a moustache

thats enuff for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a really small dick even worse wife's got a really BIG pussy.

* suck to be me *

* creEps rOunD grAveYArD * -|-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my mum has seven kids,and she's still a virgin.

"
....... How

oOoOo my head hurts ¿?¿#%^+

* oH fuCk iT * -|-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my mum has seven kids,and she's still a virgin.

....... How

oOoOo my head hurts ¿?¿#%^+

* oH fuCk iT * -|-"

osmosis??

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"i have a strawberry birthmark on my chest near my left nipple

snap, but mines on the back of my leg.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours

ur welcome to have a look, but you'll have to come close as it's well disguised by the hair

(i just hope u can't say the same about the 1 on your leg)

Trust me it is very visible

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

I used to feed lions and tigers.

Mistress x

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I used to feed lions and tigers.

Mistress x"

Oh I love tigers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really a sensitive and shy person

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

I can put my foot behind my head

Mistress x

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By *opeye-OliveCouple
over a year ago

worcester

P worked on a pirate radio station

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am still a virgin (true)

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"my mum has seven kids,and she's still a virgin.

....... How

oOoOo my head hurts ¿?¿#%^+

* oH fuCk iT * -|-

osmosis??

no mary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've both been on TV a few times.

I used to build and was an authority on horse drawn gypsy caravans.

Trace was Miss Europe and runner up in the Miss World and Miss Universe contests.

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my mum has seven kids,and she's still a virgin.

....... How

oOoOo my head hurts ¿?¿#%^+

* oH fuCk iT * -|-

osmosis??

no mary.

aaaahhhhh! my bad - I was thinking of her brother....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once modelled for an article for Saab.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Once modelled for an article for Saab."

you look nothing like a saab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once modelled for an article for Saab.

you look nothing like a saab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once modelled for an article for Saab.

you look nothing like a saab.

xx"

No.........Saab's don't have such good looking rear ends!

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"I can play the piano, violin and guitar."
so your good with your fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me and my sexy wife ate strawberrys from a lovely ladies pussy was great fun and tasted brill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

went out with one of Andy Gray's (footballer/football/male chauvinist) girlfiends. even got engaged!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"I have had four "near death" experiences.

dear god don't say you're a pilot

Lol, no, two near drownings, (you would think the first one would learn me a lesson lol!) one motorbike near-accident and someone used me for target practice with half a mag from an AK47, good job I was slimmer then PMSL!!!

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By *ofakindCouple
over a year ago

Running with Monkeys

i got thrown in a swimming pool fully clothed by havens rory the tiger and bradley bear

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