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Monkey Spanker!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have just had a Monkey Spanker delivered (up market one that vibrates!!)and found my Cock won't go through the hole!

I admit I am a "Thickus Dickus" more than a "Biggus Dickus" but come on

Short of dragging it through the rubber gr omit when it's flaccid and hoping the resultant circulation loss can be cured by Viagra I think I've bought a Lemon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mite be better off with the lemon tho i have noooooooo idea wot a monkey spanker is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought Funkster was gonna get hurt for a minute

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

it looks like a feckin kitchen implement!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yourself a doughnut from Sayers and eat it away to get a perfect fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick with the empty loo roll tube, some sticky back plastic and a pair of Val's old knickers mate.

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By *5DaveMan
over a year ago

loch lomond


"Stick with the empty loo roll tube, some sticky back plastic and a pair of Val's old knickers mate. "

sounds like Blue Peter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stick with the empty loo roll tube, some sticky back plastic and a pair of Val's old knickers mate. "

lol, suddenly visualising blue peter as an adult programme.

What bout Mr Ben, ohh look what he's dressed up as today,,,,,,wooo kinky,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stick with the empty loo roll tube, some sticky back plastic and a pair of Val's old knickers mate.

sounds like Blue Peter "

.... his would be blue if it's stuck in a monkey spanker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stick with the empty loo roll tube, some sticky back plastic and a pair of Val's old knickers mate.

lol, suddenly visualising blue peter as an adult programme.

What bout Mr Ben, ohh look what he's dressed up as today,,,,,,wooo kinky,lol "

..... he was deffo a cross-dresser.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stick with the empty loo roll tube, some sticky back plastic and a pair of Val's old knickers mate.

lol, suddenly visualising blue peter as an adult programme.

What bout Mr Ben, ohh look what he's dressed up as today,,,,,,wooo kinky,lol

..... he was deffo a cross-dresser. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that where im going wrong then at this lark, when shes says, "im just going up stairs to change" and its not a Knight or a spaceman outfit?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Sell it on eBay

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Thought Funkster was gonna get hurt for a minute "

This hole thread makes me uneasy.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Ive just looked at one

Im sure I have something similar in my kitchen drawer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being a site supporter at the moment I'm seeing the ads on the right hand side and one of them is for a Fleshlight. Might have to try that myself achully.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Thought Funkster was gonna get hurt for a minute

This hole thread makes me uneasy."

Ah you love a good spank

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Thought Funkster was gonna get hurt for a minute

This hole thread makes me uneasy.

Ah you love a good spank "

Shhhhhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just had a Monkey Spanker delivered (up market one that vibrates!!)and found my Cock won't go through the hole!

I admit I am a "Thickus Dickus" more than a "Biggus Dickus" but come on

Short of dragging it through the rubber gr omit when it's flaccid and hoping the resultant circulation loss can be cured by Viagra I think I've bought a Lemon "

try a melon, heard they are good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive just looked at one

Im sure I have something similar in my kitchen drawer "

Me too...for measuring medicine!

The hole doesn't look too big - think it should be called monkey choker!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I have just had a Monkey Spanker delivered (up market one that vibrates!!)and found my Cock won't go through the hole!

I admit I am a "Thickus Dickus" more than a "Biggus Dickus" but come on

Short of dragging it through the rubber gr omit when it's flaccid and hoping the resultant circulation loss can be cured by Viagra I think I've bought a Lemon "
well if it didnt fit snugly round ya cock whats the point, im sure ya squeeze it when your knocking one out!

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