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"Oh God I wish it was!! I'll have a bottle of prosecco please!" A bottle! Bad day? | |||
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"Purple J2o for me please, sweetie " J2o is that all lol | |||
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"Is Fab a flat roof pub..... " Complete with rooftop VIP nightspot | |||
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"Is Fab a flat roof pub..... Complete with rooftop VIP nightspot" Classy,,,,, | |||
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"Is Fab a flat roof pub..... Complete with rooftop VIP nightspot Classy,,,,, " Of course, that's where the umbrella drinks are served | |||
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"Is Fab a flat roof pub..... Complete with rooftop VIP nightspot Classy,,,,, Of course, that's where the umbrella drinks are served " Bendy straws ? | |||
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"Pass me the cocktail list, feeling the need to work my way down it once or twice x " Bad day? | |||
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"Noooooo, willy straws of course Glitter balls...? " Naturally | |||
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"Pass me the cocktail list, feeling the need to work my way down it once or twice x Bad day? Large glass of whatever you think we need in two hours on the bar ready please " Large Mojito for the lady, pint of Cobra for the chap? | |||
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"Can I have something Gin based please? " A large gin with gin flavoured tonic, and a side shot of gin? | |||
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"Pass me the cocktail list, feeling the need to work my way down it once or twice x Bad day? Large glass of whatever you think we need in two hours on the bar ready please Large Mojito for the lady, pint of Cobra for the chap?" We might swap but sounds perfect | |||
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"Vodka lime and soda for me please. Double " iced water for me don't want any performance problems later what with tink being around | |||
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"Can I have something Gin based please? A large gin with gin flavoured tonic, and a side shot of gin? " Oh goodness no I'll be passed out on the floor....how about a 'Ladykiller' | |||
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"Can I have something Gin based please? A large gin with gin flavoured tonic, and a side shot of gin? Oh goodness no I'll be passed out on the floor....how about a 'Ladykiller' " Excellent choice madam | |||
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"Pass me the cocktail list, feeling the need to work my way down it once or twice x Bad day?" Feeling useless, can't fix something's and it's not nice knowing that someone I love is suffering. | |||
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"Pass me the cocktail list, feeling the need to work my way down it once or twice x Bad day? Feeling useless, can't fix something's and it's not nice knowing that someone I love is suffering. " Sounds like the cocktails are much needed then. | |||
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"Can I just go on a vodka drip? It's been one of those days. " One IV line fed with Stolichnaya, coming right up. | |||
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"Can I just go on a vodka drip? It's been one of those days. One IV line fed with Stolichnaya, coming right up. " Thank you. Xxx Did I mention I'm up for pretty much anything d*unk? | |||
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"Pass me the cocktail list, feeling the need to work my way down it once or twice x Bad day? Feeling useless, can't fix something's and it's not nice knowing that someone I love is suffering. Sounds like the cocktails are much needed then. " Yes, though can't have too many as it's my sons birthday tomorrow so can't be hungover x | |||
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"I'll get the first round in... " Surprise me... Just not gin it makes me cry | |||
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"I'll get the first round in... Surprise me... Just not gin it makes me cry " how about a brandy does that make you randy | |||
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"I'll get the first round in... Surprise me... Just not gin it makes me cry how about a brandy does that make you randy " Well that would be telling | |||
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"Anything you've got please....I fancy getting squiffy " 'Squiffy' such a great word | |||
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"I'll get the first round in... Surprise me... Just not gin it makes me cry how about a brandy does that make you randy Well that would be telling " Iam late in this conversation but a double gin and tonic for me lol | |||
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"I'm reminded of Queenie in Blackadder. 'Let's all have a party and get completely squiffy' " Yes! | |||
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"I'll get the first round in... Surprise me... Just not gin it makes me cry how about a brandy does that make you randy Well that would be telling " maybe whisper the answer in my ear | |||
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"Ooh I'd love a Guinness, just the one though, training in the morning " 2's better for you | |||
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"I'll get the first round in... Surprise me... Just not gin it makes me cry how about a brandy does that make you randy Well that would be telling maybe whisper the answer in my ear " Before or after cheese cake? | |||
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"I'll get the first round in... Surprise me... Just not gin it makes me cry how about a brandy does that make you randy Well that would be telling maybe whisper the answer in my ear Before or after cheese cake? " maybe as we share a piece together | |||
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"Ooh I'd love a Guinness, just the one though, training in the morning 2's better for you " Well if you insist, but I must stop at two | |||
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"I'm reminded of Queenie in Blackadder. 'Let's all have a party and get completely squiffy' Yes! " Naked orgie? | |||
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"Erm. ....service is a bit slow. .... " A thousand apologies, gin wasn't it? And a gin chaser on account of my tardiness | |||
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"Erm. ....service is a bit slow. .... A thousand apologies, gin wasn't it? And a gin chaser on account of my tardiness" Thanks muchly. ...I'm parched! | |||
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"Vodka and lemonade for me please And a women in stockings to serve me and as I drink it for her to be on her knees teasingmy cock and sucking me " I was only going to have a pint but fuck it I'll have one of them too | |||
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"Don't forget the peanuts " Only in a packet though, those bowls on the bar are covered in urine apparently. OP - I'd love a lime & soda please. | |||
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"Vodka and lemonade for me please And a women in stockings to serve me and as I drink it for her to be on her knees teasingmy cock and sucking me I was only going to have a pint but fuck it I'll have one of them too " Just need a few of the lady's to help | |||
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"Vodka and lemonade for me please And a women in stockings to serve me and as I drink it for her to be on her knees teasingmy cock and sucking me " You're bang out of luck, instead you've got the fat oaf barman | |||
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"Don't forget the peanuts Only in a packet though, those bowls on the bar are covered in urine apparently. OP - I'd love a lime & soda please." Done, only packets here. No pissy bowls | |||
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"We are still waiting for the cocktail list. Vodka and lemonade for Me and dark rum and lemonade for Mr while we wait please. " Pretty much anything with gin it seems. Quite a popular drink now. Unless you wanna try and nick some of Rachel's IV vodka? | |||
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"Vodka and lemonade for me please And a women in stockings to serve me and as I drink it for her to be on her knees teasingmy cock and sucking me You're bang out of luck, instead you've got the fat oaf barman " Bollox - sulks - is going unlos | |||
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"Gin & tonic please...and go easy on the tonic!" One gin and gin coming right up. | |||
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"We are still waiting for the cocktail list. Vodka and lemonade for Me and dark rum and lemonade for Mr while we wait please. Pretty much anything with gin it seems. Quite a popular drink now. Unless you wanna try and nick some of Rachel's IV vodka? " Only if she wants to share | |||
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"It's coming up on Happy hour. Shots all round!!!!!" ohhhhhhh yes please xx | |||
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"Still waiting for my surprise " A slow comfortable screw, served over ice. | |||
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"Still waiting for my surprise A slow comfortable screw, served over ice. " Thank you | |||
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"Still waiting for my surprise A slow comfortable screw, served over ice. Thank you " And what would you like to drink | |||
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"Still waiting for my surprise A slow comfortable screw, served over ice. Thank you And what would you like to drink " Something smooth and very alcoholic... Tirrimisu martini to start it's been a shit day. | |||
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"Oi oi OP I'm parched here, I requested anything and so far I have nothing!!! " come here I've got something very naughty in mind for you | |||
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"Oi oi OP I'm parched here, I requested anything and so far I have nothing!!! come here I've got something very naughty in mind for you " I'm sure you do on my way as requested because I'm good like that | |||
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"Three shots of Jager in a pint of vanilla please barkeep " Jäger and Vanilla Coke | |||
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"Oi oi OP I'm parched here, I requested anything and so far I have nothing!!! come here I've got something very naughty in mind for you I'm sure you do on my way as requested because I'm good like that " good girl | |||
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"Oi oi OP I'm parched here, I requested anything and so far I have nothing!!! " A thousand apologies, extra shots for you with your Mojito | |||
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"Three shots of Jager in a pint of vanilla please barkeep Jäger and Vanilla Coke " That sounds lethal | |||
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"Large dry white please. " Comes by the bottle in this gaff | |||
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"Three shots of Jager in a pint of vanilla please barkeep Jäger and Vanilla Coke That sounds lethal" that sounds fun more like xx | |||
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"Three shots of Jager in a pint of vanilla please barkeep Jäger and Vanilla Coke That sounds lethal that sounds fun more like xx" Doubles for you then? | |||
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"Three shots of Jager in a pint of vanilla please barkeep Jäger and Vanilla Coke That sounds lethal that sounds fun more like xx Doubles for you then? " yes please lovely xx | |||
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"Three shots of Jager in a pint of vanilla please barkeep Jäger and Vanilla Coke That sounds lethal that sounds fun more like xx Doubles for you then? yes please lovely xx" plus are you trying to get me d*unk xx | |||
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"Oi oi OP I'm parched here, I requested anything and so far I have nothing!!! A thousand apologies, extra shots for you with your Mojito" Much appreciated but I need another soon xx | |||
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"Large dry white please. Comes by the bottle in this gaff " Is that because the service is so crap? ? | |||
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"Large dry white please. Comes by the bottle in this gaff Is that because the service is so crap? ? " Something like that, I'm a perv...not a barman | |||
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"Large dry white please. Comes by the bottle in this gaff Is that because the service is so crap? ? Something like that, I'm a perv...not a barman " you said it now perv fill my glass please xx | |||
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"Large dry white please. Comes by the bottle in this gaff Is that because the service is so crap? ? Something like that, I'm a perv...not a barman you said it now perv fill my glass please xx" More jäger? | |||
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"Large dry white please. Comes by the bottle in this gaff Is that because the service is so crap? ? Something like that, I'm a perv...not a barman you said it now perv fill my glass please xx More jäger? " i'll take what evers on offer xx | |||
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"It's a new happy hour, help yourselves while the rugby is on. " Great I like that idea | |||
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"Large dry white please. Comes by the bottle in this gaff " Woop woop!! | |||
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"Oi oi OP I'm parched here, I requested anything and so far I have nothing!!! A thousand apologies, extra shots for you with your Mojito Much appreciated but I need another soon xx" Oooo can I have a mojito as well | |||
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"Just in time for the rugby.Tequila with a piece of lime and a bottle of peroni Please... erm lot of people here but not many with drinks is there a problem ?" I am eating a Thai at the moment | |||
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"Just in time for the rugby.Tequila with a piece of lime and a bottle of peroni Please... erm lot of people here but not many with drinks is there a problem ?" Sack the barman, he's watching the rugby Help yourselves | |||
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"Just in time for the rugby.Tequila with a piece of lime and a bottle of peroni Please... erm lot of people here but not many with drinks is there a problem ? Sack the barman, he's watching the rugby Help yourselves " never mind sack im going to spank mine and the lovely folk of fab are parched | |||
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"Just in time for the rugby.Tequila with a piece of lime and a bottle of peroni Please... erm lot of people here but not many with drinks is there a problem ? Sack the barman, he's watching the rugby Help yourselves never mind sack im going to spank mine and the lovely folk of fab are parched " I'll line em up along the bar for the next 40minutes Rugby first | |||
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"Just in time for the rugby.Tequila with a piece of lime and a bottle of peroni Please... erm lot of people here but not many with drinks is there a problem ? Sack the barman, he's watching the rugby Help yourselves never mind sack im going to spank mine and the lovely folk of fab are parched I'll line em up along the bar for the next 40minutes Rugby first " oh really lol xx | |||
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"I've just christened the pub 'The Spitting Feathers' " xx | |||
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