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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.. I refuse to use the terms 'Tall, Venti or Grande' when ordering a hot beverage (indeed I'm not a coffee or tea connoisseur either - a simple mug of PG will do please!) and I have absolutely no tattoos whatsoever nor a beard!

What things or current fads that you don't partake in make you 'stand out' as an exception to the modern day crowd in this day and age?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's exactly what a hipster would say......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not on facebook,and i absolutely pointblank refuse to put LOL at the end of any sentence,wtf is all that about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".. I refuse to use the terms 'Tall, Venti or Grande' when ordering a hot beverage (indeed I'm not a coffee or tea connoisseur either - a simple mug of PG will do please!) and I have absolutely no tattoos whatsoever nor a beard!

What things or current fads that you don't partake in make you 'stand out' as an exception to the modern day crowd in this day and age?

I wind them up, sauntering up to the counter and asking for a large coffee.

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

I think I last bought a coffee in 2003 from a Costa at Crewe railway station. I can't grow a beard (perhaps once puberty hits) and all my tattoos are old.

I see friends online in the same way as friends in real life. As such my friends lists on the few social platforms I'm on are actual friends.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What things or current fads that you don't partake in make you 'stand out' as an exception to the modern day crowd in this day and age?

I wind them up, sauntering up to the counter and asking for a large coffee.

"Good morning, I would like a large tea please"

"Venti?"

"No, large please"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will never use Twitter.

I'm not on Facebook.

I still use a camera to take pictures - not my phone or a tablet.

Etc, etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm waiting for a lady on here to ask if my cock is Venti

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not on bragbook or twatter or instagram or any of that look at me nonsense ( I prefer people to look at me naked on sex sites

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I don't have a TV and I don't read newspapers full of bile or magazines full of images that make normal grown women feel bad about themselves.

I couldn't give a fuck about what is fashionable and REALLY don't care who has what and how much it was.

I'm far too old for any of this behaviour to be "cool" I'm just an old curmudgeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not on bragbook or twatter or instagram or any of that look at me nonsense ( I prefer people to look at me naked on sex sites

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I don't have a TV and I don't read newspapers full of bile or magazines full of images that make normal grown women feel bad about themselves.

I couldn't give a fuck about what is fashionable and REALLY don't care who has what and how much it was.

I'm far too old for any of this behaviour to be "cool" I'm just an old curmudgeon

You seem to be the female version of me,couldnt agree more

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

because I'm not here to have sex

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Got asked to leave McDonalds for demanding a plate and a knife and fork.

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Pouting, instathingy, coffee of any sort from a chain

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

My eyebrows are my own and not painted on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I don't like coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When asked for email address by utilities or whomever, I politely decline. They ask how they can get in touch with me, I tell them to write; the old fashioned way! Doesn't go down well but I really don't give a toss.

HMV, John Lewis M&S etc, when taking stuff back and wanting a refund.......wtf is it with them ALL wanting my name and address when I paid in CASH??

I point blank refused and stood my ground! Had to ask the guy in HMV Oxford St to NOT shout at me as he really didn't need my details for an exchange.

I'm such a 2017 outcast.....and proud of it

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"When asked for email address by utilities or whomever, I politely decline. They ask how they can get in touch with me, I tell them to write; the old fashioned way! Doesn't go down well but I really don't give a toss.

HMV, John Lewis M&S etc, when taking stuff back and wanting a refund.......wtf is it with them ALL wanting my name and address when I paid in CASH??

I point blank refused and stood my ground! Had to ask the guy in HMV Oxford St to NOT shout at me as he really didn't need my details for an exchange.

I'm such a 2017 outcast.....and proud of it

Good for you I like it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't do instagragram, twitter or Snapchat. And don't do the trout pout for photos, when I tried it once ended up in hysterics. Some things belong to the kids x

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

No SkyTV, phone is for ringing people & I have a Nokia 6210 that I sometimes still use for a laugh.

I don't read newspapers, take every bit of TV "Catastrophe" news with a degree of sarcasm as I see things as global & usually related.

I have accounts on all the social media platforms but got bored with all of them in about an hour of the bullshit, fuck knows what my logins are..

In general when you see some twat has got a job for the RSPB counting birds on a deserted island for a year eating beans from a tin in the outer Hebredies or somewhere equally inhospitable....I wanna be that man..but can't..so I walk the dog round fields for hours seeing & hearing no one & I feel better than James Brown, I feel better now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HMV, John Lewis M&S etc, when taking stuff back and wanting a refund.......wtf is it with them ALL wanting my name and address when I paid in CASH??

I point blank refused and stood my ground! Had to ask the guy in HMV Oxford St to NOT shout at me as he really didn't need my details for an exchange.

I'm such a 2017 outcast.....and proud of it

I do this as well, stuff 'em, nosey gits. And i hate "ticks all the fucking boxes" and such shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

water bottles will be break if you throw them in the air for them to land on a concrete floor. Either drink it or bin it and fuck off away from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone is................A phone! Colour me a techie as it does send and recieve texts, oohh, steady on!

People sent me stuff with links and I laugh my socks off.

All the permissions have been disabled, no location etc and that's the way I like it.

I'm a tad strong willed like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't tried and still have no intention of trying a Selfi stick.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Im not on facebook,and i absolutely pointblank refuse to put LOL at the end of any sentence,wtf is all that about"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee is regular or large

It is a series not a season

Shortening three letter words to one is just lazy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee is regular or large

It is a series not a season

Shortening three letter words to one is just lazy. "

The kids today even shorten 'ok' (already shortened from 'okay') to simply 'k' ..

I'm getting too old for all of this!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Coffee is regular or large

It is a series not a season

Shortening three letter words to one is just lazy.

The kids today even shorten 'ok' (already shortened from 'okay') to simply 'k' ..

I'm getting too old for all of this! "

My youngest said they do that when they've been told off and they just reply with a k. May be different in other area's though. Cocky little poop's

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I've never used social media. In fact I have no idea what it's even all about. What the fuck's this hashtag thing I keep seeing mean?!

I don't care for mobile phones. I got my first one a couple of years ago and I just use it for Fab. I've never been in and changed any of the settings. I've downloaded about two apps in that time. I don't care what the adverts say...they are essentially useless pieces of shite!

I have no interest in tattoo's. At no point in my life will I wake up with the desire to have some random Maori symbols etched into my skin. I know Beck's has got some, but that's not a good enough reason for me!

I have no interest in growing a beard just because a few men that I don't care for in Hollywood started growing them a couple of years ago.

I have no interest in getting a poncy boyband-style haircut because that's what all the trendy blokes on the idiot box have.

I won't be listening to Adele or Ed Sheeran anytime this millenium. What they're warbling about doesn't speak to me and my life at all.

I will never buy bottled water. Why is anyone doing this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee is regular or large

It is a series not a season

Shortening three letter words to one is just lazy.

The kids today even shorten 'ok' (already shortened from 'okay') to simply 'k' ..

I'm getting too old for all of this! "

The etymology of "OK" is very much disputed, but I've never heard that it's a shortening of "okay." I think you've got that wrong, Dan.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee is regular or large

It is a series not a season

Shortening three letter words to one is just lazy.

The kids today even shorten 'ok' (already shortened from 'okay') to simply 'k' ..

I'm getting too old for all of this!

The etymology of "OK" is very much disputed, but I've never heard that it's a shortening of "okay." I think you've got that wrong, Dan."

I have absolutely no doubt you're right on that Courtney and I'm happy to be corrected!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't contour, nor am I obsessed with unicorns or mermaids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not on fadbook twatter or any of that other malarkey.

No interest in growing a beard .

Selfie stick? Give me a break!

Hashtag? Huh?

Tea milk & sugar! coffee milk & sugar!...its that simple!

Tatts? nope! last thing I need is what looks like a 2 yr old child has drawn on me when I'm saggy and old.

Bottled water or mango and fooking kangaroo balls flavour type drinks? Cmon lads ffs.

.I need a brew after that

Latte anyone?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"I don't contour, nor am I obsessed with unicorns or mermaids

I love unicorns naked together

I use whatsapp and Facebook and Twitter

I don't use snapchat or instagram

I don't have any tats or a man bun or a huge beard other than general stubble

I don't drink tea or coffee and something large for example not my manhood is large

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still have a 2016 calendar up .

It's a cartoony jokey Star Wars one that makes me smile every morning so 2017 can fuck off .

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By *im_66Woman
over a year ago

Bradford

"Coffee is regular or large

It is a series not a season

Shortening three letter words to one is just lazy.

The kids today even shorten 'ok' (already shortened from 'okay') to simply 'k' ..

I'm getting too old for all of this! "

Beat me to it!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

I have a Facebook page to keep in touch with selected friends. But I don't go in for the various games and such like that I get invited to join in with.

I don't have Twitter, What's App etc. If people cannot communicate in normal ways, that isn't my problem!

Why do companies or some individuals insist in using Skype as a means of communication? And why do you get the impression they sneer at you because you resist sourcing such means?

I once had an employment agency say several years ago that A) they'd not do business with me if I didn't have Skype installed and B), I wouldn't survive in this world without Skype!

What tosh. They lasted a year, then folded. I'm still here!

Why is it that you are considered out of touch if you don't have every technical or communicative gadget going??

I don't want to send a signal from my phone to switch on my heating, cooker, fridge lights and so on. That just encourages laziness.

Why can't people write a letter on paper, put it in an envelope, address the front, stick a stamp on it & mail it?

One last point on Coffee. A few years ago, I was with a friend in his local town centre and he went into his local Starbucks, Costa etc. They asked for his name but he chose not to supply it. He was asked again, so he replied, "You have two customers including me, so if you cannot remember two orders consecutively plus recall which customer is going to receive which order, then sadly, you are useless in your role. I'll now cancel my order and go to a small coffee bar round the corner where I will get my coffee without this rigmarole. You have lost a sale!

The Manager had the gall to tell my friend he wasn't welcome back, as he was 'a troublemaker'. Wrong move! My friend is a lawyer, and warned he'd sue if no apology was made. They didn't, he sued, and won his case.

As he said, two fingers up at multi nationals pointless policies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont have facebook, twitter or insta.

Beard and tattoos though. Never had them for fashion. When i was a kid i wanted to have long hair and a beard.... but started going bald at 21...

My tattoos all tell stories.

Nope like my own little world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't frequent coffee establishments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh, get you lot, so fucking edgy.

There's a meme that sums all this up, but memes probably annoy you lot too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

86 it fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'll not drop my knickers for any guy that messages me

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Because I'll not drop my knickers for any guy that messages me

That's ok I will just ease them to one side, move my face in between and begin to lick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What things or current fads that you don't partake in make you 'stand out' as an exception to the modern day crowd in this day and age?

Your possibly a decade to late. But I do like going into Starbucks and asking for a cup of coffee. It seems to confuse the shit out of them. And then a blank look when they ask venti?

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

i have no cock picture on my profile even in my friends pictures .

i refuse to be pussy whipped as I'm the one who does the whipping .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have no cock picture on my profile even in my friends pictures .

i refuse to be pussy whipped as I'm the one who does the whipping ."

All those who want to please the forum lovelies don't have cock pics. You have to try harder than that to be unique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have no cock picture on my profile even in my friends pictures .

i refuse to be pussy whipped as I'm the one who does the whipping ."

Alternatively you just made a choice not to have any?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm waiting for a lady on here to ask if my cock is Venti

Is your cock Venti....? He he

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm waiting for a lady on here to ask if my cock is Venti

Is your cock Venti....? He he

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"i have no cock picture on my profile even in my friends pictures .

i refuse to be pussy whipped as I'm the one who does the whipping .

All those who want to please the forum lovelies don't have cock pics. You have to try harder than that to be unique

the forums have absolutely nothing to do with my choice

its purely about my cock belongs to me and who sees it and who gets it is again purely down to me no one else,

if you want it want to see it you best be able to inspire me or i wont be interested i like my woman to think that way to .

i believe in like attracting like so best be your true self sexually if you want to be successful .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone says "Can I get?" I cringe before butting in & saying "Yes, go & get it." It's "May I have" FFS.

Also, I'm an old fashioned geezer who likes pie & mash, football, boxing, beer & milky tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have no cock picture on my profile even in my friends pictures .

i refuse to be pussy whipped as I'm the one who does the whipping .

All those who want to please the forum lovelies don't have cock pics. You have to try harder than that to be unique

the forums have absolutely nothing to do with my choice

its purely about my cock belongs to me and who sees it and who gets it is again purely down to me no one else,

if you want it want to see it you best be able to inspire me or i wont be interested i like my woman to think that way to .

i believe in like attracting like so best be your true self sexually if you want to be successful . "

That is so un 2017 of you

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"i have no cock picture on my profile even in my friends pictures .

i refuse to be pussy whipped as I'm the one who does the whipping .

All those who want to please the forum lovelies don't have cock pics. You have to try harder than that to be unique

the forums have absolutely nothing to do with my choice

its purely about my cock belongs to me and who sees it and who gets it is again purely down to me no one else,

if you want it want to see it you best be able to inspire me or i wont be interested i like my woman to think that way to .

i believe in like attracting like so best be your true self sexually if you want to be successful .

That is so un 2017 of you

are you deliberately asking for trouble or are you just a bit of a brat missy

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I don't even know what i am supposed to do to fit in...

but I guess the fact I don't have a tv makes me an outcast ever year

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"HMV, John Lewis M&S etc, when taking stuff back and wanting a refund.......wtf is it with them ALL wanting my name and address when I paid in CASH?? "

That will be more about making sure the staff aren't issuing refunds to themselves or friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An outcast hmm nope just an individual.

I like read listen classic music and write than go clubbing.

I'd rather drink tea or coffee than wine.

I don't use twitter etc....

But I'm slightly obsessed with pintrest

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I don't have a TV and don't listen to radio either.

I don't own a onesie and I drink black cofffee, no sup upyourchino thing

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"An outcast hmm nope just an individual.

I like read listen classic music and write than go clubbing.

I'd rather drink tea or coffee than wine.

I don't use twitter etc....

But I'm slightly obsessed with pintrest

Spooky, I don't drink either but Pinterest is a problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An outcast hmm nope just an individual.

I like read listen classic music and write than go clubbing.

I'd rather drink tea or coffee than wine.

I don't use twitter etc....

But I'm slightly obsessed with pintrest

Spooky, I don't drink either but Pinterest is a problem

Pinterest is great.

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"An outcast hmm nope just an individual.

I like read listen classic music and write than go clubbing.

I'd rather drink tea or coffee than wine.

I don't use twitter etc....

But I'm slightly obsessed with pintrest

Spooky, I don't drink either but Pinterest is a problem

Pinterest is great. "

no Twitter, no pinterest... but at least I have had a smartphone now for 1 1/2 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour

Shake it, shake shake it like a Polaroid picture

Heeeeeeeeey, hey ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooh, get you lot, so fucking edgy.

There's a meme that sums all this up, but memes probably annoy you lot too.

Ah but most of them have given the same answers - so doesn't that stop it being edgy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooh, get you lot, so fucking edgy.

There's a meme that sums all this up, but memes probably annoy you lot too.

I would genuinely list memes as a hobby on a CV

I love a good meme!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat burnt toast

I don't wash my hair every day

I eat doughnuts when I fucking want to

I don't play the lottery

I hate facefuck and titter

I drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I eat burnt toast

I don't wash my hair every day

I eat doughnuts when I fucking want to

I don't play the lottery

I hate facefuck and titter

I drink

Except the toast.....that's just weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooh, get you lot, so fucking edgy.

There's a meme that sums all this up, but memes probably annoy you lot too.

I would genuinely list memes as a hobby on a CV

I love a good meme!"

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Ooooh, get you lot, so fucking edgy.

There's a meme that sums all this up, but memes probably annoy you lot too.

Why have I just read this now. Honestly, it's like a competition to be the dullest hipster ever.

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

I also hate fancy named coffee and just want an ordinary british cup of tea.I hate tattoos,facebook and smartphones I am a person of the 20th century without a doubt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".. I refuse to use the terms 'Tall, Venti or Grande' when ordering a hot beverage

I ask for a Small / Regualr & then repeat it albeit louder when they query it with ~ do you mean a Tall....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still refer to onsies as adult romper suits or baby grows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooh, get you lot, so fucking edgy.

There's a meme that sums all this up, but memes probably annoy you lot too.

I would genuinely list memes as a hobby on a CV

I love a good meme!"

I so wish we could post memes on here!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

What things or current fads that you don't partake in make you 'stand out' as an exception to the modern day crowd in this day and age?

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can you suggest anything that makes me part of the crowd and ill do my best to rectify the situation

great to see you btw xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HMV, John Lewis M&S etc, when taking stuff back and wanting a refund.......wtf is it with them ALL wanting my name and address when I paid in CASH??

That will be more about making sure the staff aren't issuing refunds to themselves or friends."

I realise that but I still tell them that it's not my problem if they don't trust their staff; I'm not parting with my personal detail and I still want my money back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooh, get you lot, so fucking edgy.

There's a meme that sums all this up, but memes probably annoy you lot too.

I would genuinely list memes as a hobby on a CV

I love a good meme!

I so wish we could post memes on here! "

Yep, the ladies will be dropping their knickers at my vast meme collection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooh, get you lot, so fucking edgy.

There's a meme that sums all this up, but memes probably annoy you lot too.

I would genuinely list memes as a hobby on a CV

I love a good meme!

I so wish we could post memes on here!

Yep, the ladies will be dropping their knickers at my vast meme collection. "

Pfft meme collection

I make my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

meem

memm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooh, get you lot, so fucking edgy.

There's a meme that sums all this up, but memes probably annoy you lot too.

I would genuinely list memes as a hobby on a CV

I love a good meme!

I so wish we could post memes on here!

Yep, the ladies will be dropping their knickers at my vast meme collection.

Pfft meme collection

I make my own

Well la-de-da

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

"Im not on facebook,and i absolutely pointblank refuse to put LOL at the end of any sentence,wtf is all that about"
same here

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

"Haven't tried and still have no intention of trying a Selfi stick. "
love my selfie stick

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

What is it with dabbing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is it with dabbing?"

Bingo?

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

I have to Google lots of things I read on here!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I have a Facebook page to keep in touch with selected friends. But I don't go in for the various games and such like that I get invited to join in with.

I don't have Twitter, What's App etc. If people cannot communicate in normal ways, that isn't my problem!

Why do companies or some individuals insist in using Skype as a means of communication? And why do you get the impression they sneer at you because you resist sourcing such means?

I once had an employment agency say several years ago that A) they'd not do business with me if I didn't have Skype installed and B), I wouldn't survive in this world without Skype!

What tosh. They lasted a year, then folded. I'm still here!

Why is it that you are considered out of touch if you don't have every technical or communicative gadget going??

I don't want to send a signal from my phone to switch on my heating, cooker, fridge lights and so on. That just encourages laziness.

Why can't people write a letter on paper, put it in an envelope, address the front, stick a stamp on it & mail it?

As he said, two fingers up at multi nationals pointless policies."

Nah. Manager can bar who he likes.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

What things or current fads that you don't partake in make you 'stand out' as an exception to the modern day crowd in this day and age?

I bet you succumbed to calling chips fries a long time ago Dan.

No one asks for a Fill A of fish with chips. Damn...... just realised that ordering those requires me to use french..... BASTARDS.

Don't worry about me i'm just VENTIng

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My eyebrows are my own and not painted on

Me too! And I refuse to contour!

Be an Audrey not a Kimberley

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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester

Don't do coffee shops. I just like a cup of tea. No way I'm paying over 2 quid for a tea bag, hot water and a splash of milk. No idea why people would spend hours in there either.

Cup of tea at home costs about 4p. I take a bottle of (tap) water out if I want a drink while out. We're in the lucky list of countries (not a huge list) that have drinkable tap water. Why pay huge amounts for the same thing in a plastic bottle.

Twitter is rubbish. Full of idiots with idiot opinions based on no information.

Must stop ranting.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are many things...

I have never used Facebook, Twitter, Kik etc

I have never drank alcohol or coffee.

Never smoked.

I know I know... I am missing out. Heard it all before.

I guess I don't fit in with many norms...

And now the following

It is getting worse and worse for me as the years go on!

"The etymology of "OK" is very much disputed, but I've never heard that it's a shortening of "okay." I think you've got that wrong, Dan."

I always thought 'ok' is a shortening of 'okay' but now Marc.Courtney have made me think there is a difference. A tiny difference, but there is a different meaning

Oh please don't take 'ok' away from me...

It's probably similar to like if someone said 'maybe' instead of 'may be' ...

Now I am confused. Did not need this in 2017

Thanks a lot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I bet you succumbed to calling chips fries a long time ago Dan.

No one asks for a Fill A of fish with chips. Damn...... just realised that ordering those requires me to use french..... BASTARDS.

Don't worry about me i'm just VENTIng

Actually damn yeah you're right!

Ah but in my defence 'fries' are very different from 'chips' aren't they? Fries are thin and long, chips are a lot more chunky! I don't ask for 'Fish & Fries' - that's my defence and I'm sticking to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The etymology of "OK" is very much disputed, but I've never heard that it's a shortening of "okay." I think you've got that wrong, Dan.

I always thought 'ok' is a shortening of 'okay' but now Marc.Courtney have made me think there is a difference. A tiny difference, but there is a different meaning

Oh please don't take 'ok' away from me...

It's probably similar to like if someone said 'maybe' instead of 'may be' ...

Now I am confused. Did not need this in 2017

Thanks a lot!

Look it up. Like I said, the etymology is disputed. However, it was originally "O.K." The irony is that most theories regarding its origin believe it to be an acronym for something else (showing that the fad for shortening words is hardly a modern/2017 phenomenon).

From Oxford Dictionary:

"A more likely explanation is that the term originated as an abbreviation of orl korrekt , a jokey misspelling of 'all correct' which was current in the US in the 1830s. The oldest written references result from its use as a slogan by the Democratic party during the American Presidential election of 1840. Their candidate, President Martin Van Buren, was nicknamed 'Old Kinderhook' (after his birthplace in New York State), and his supporters formed the 'OK Club'. This undoubtedly helped to popularize the term (though it did not get President Van Buren re-elected)."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brb

Need to test something.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Dan ! Dan ? Daniel !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The etymology of "OK" is very much disputed, but I've never heard that it's a shortening of "okay." I think you've got that wrong, Dan.

I always thought 'ok' is a shortening of 'okay' but now Marc.Courtney have made me think there is a difference. A tiny difference, but there is a different meaning

Oh please don't take 'ok' away from me...

It's probably similar to like if someone said 'maybe' instead of 'may be' ...

Now I am confused. Did not need this in 2017

Thanks a lot!

From Oxford Dictionary:

When you said 'look it up' I was soo tempted to say okey dokey

I thought that would have been a witty reply, but you got the Oxford Dictionary involved so I decided to do as I am told for once.

However I have a confession...

I did start to look into this, but one thing led to another. You know what google is like!

I ended up checking the etymology of etymology.

As a result of these exchanges in posts, I decided to test the 'private notes' section and set a note on your profile.

Never knew how it appears as I have not done that before. I might add more notes in the future

Back to my outcast list:

I don't want tattoos or piercings either.

Not listing anymore things otherwise I will have no friends left!

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

"My eyebrows are my own and not painted on

Me too! And I refuse to contour!

Be an Audrey not a Kimberley

Don't get contouring.

I've watched videos on how to but I come away thinking "that's a lot of make up on the face. Must be a nightmare washing it off after a night out or long day"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a result of these exchanges in posts, I decided to test the 'private notes' section and set a note on your profile.

Never knew how it appears as I have not done that before. I might add more notes in the future

Now I'm scared about what my private note says. Eek!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male here ....I have a tv on side in flat never been plugged in or turned on so bought a mobile aerial and made it look like zebady of magic roundabout face and all

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

I refuse to say "my bad"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a result of these exchanges in posts, I decided to test the 'private notes' section and set a note on your profile.

Never knew how it appears as I have not done that before. I might add more notes in the future

Now I'm scared about what my private note says. Eek! "

I forgot the full text so had to go back and check!

Oh yeah you should be scared.

It is my first note so it needed to be ridiculously witty

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By *alldarksurreyMan
over a year ago

surrey

Any pair of trousers i have ever owned that have rips in the knees are due to general wear and tear and were not like that when i purchased them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My eyebrows are my own and not painted on

Me too! And I refuse to contour!

Be an Audrey not a Kimberley

Don't get contouring.

I've watched videos on how to but I come away thinking "that's a lot of make up on the face. Must be a nightmare washing it off after a night out or long day""

If you want the "porn star" look then contouring is the way forward!

So many young girls do it, it's quite sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My vintage doc martens are really that old, not made to that spec so they can charge £250 for em.

The 14 hole cherries and the 10 hole black. 5th set of soles or something.

I have a straight razor I use (not for bloody chopping vegetables either)

I genuinely love my sexual partner for the 5 minutes following orgasm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never use those three letters for laugh out loud.

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

"My eyebrows are my own and not painted on

Me too! And I refuse to contour!

Be an Audrey not a Kimberley

Don't get contouring.

I've watched videos on how to but I come away thinking "that's a lot of make up on the face. Must be a nightmare washing it off after a night out or long day"

If you want the "porn star" look then contouring is the way forward!

So many young girls do it, it's quite sad

Don't it wrong and you come away looking like a drag queen, unless that's what they were aiming for

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