FabSwingers.com forum: My neighbour is on here!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wow it's a small world.

My neighbour is a fab user!

I never seen that coming.

Do I say to them that I no or do I just play it cool and not say anything?

Fab is a crazy place!!

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By *ime for me21Man
over a year ago

skeg

Wait and see. Is it male or female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock there door with your cock out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Female.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe break the subject in with "have a fab day" along with a cheeky wink!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you fuck her lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock there door with your cock out. "

But don't forget the cake and the sky remote for good measure

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Knock there door with your cock out. "

There aren't any other sensible options, you should do this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What scares me, is that you need to ask. Why do you not have a full face photo on your profile ? Yep, that's it, it's called 'discretion'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock there door with your cock out. "

This cannot fail!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont shit on your own doorstep!!!

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Your neighbour? I think I've got you beaten on that one OP - my identical twin sister is on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock there door with your cock out.

There aren't any other sensible options, you should do this."

I'd add: immediately

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By *ime for me21Man
over a year ago

skeg

"Your neighbour? I think I've got you beaten on that one OP - my identical twin sister is on here

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does she know your on it? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your neighbour? I think I've got you beaten on that one OP - my identical twin sister is on here

How do we know it's not really you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's near

Right now: within 10 metres

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow it's a small world.

My neighbour is a fab user!

I never seen that coming.

Do I say to them that I no or do I just play it cool and not say anything?

Fab is a crazy place!! "

Block, move on and never mention it to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's near

Right now: within 10 metres "

If you were 10 metres from mine now, you would be stood in a pile of horse pooh. Be careful what you wish for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's near

Right now: within 10 metres

If you were 10 metres from mine now, you would be stood in a pile of horse pooh. Be careful what you wish for

What's 10 metres in the other direction?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's near

Right now: within 10 metres

If you were 10 metres from mine now, you would be stood in a pile of horse pooh. Be careful what you wish for

Not in our helicopter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock there door with your cock out.

This cannot fail!"

Unless she jams your cock in the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock there door with your cock out.

This cannot fail!

Unless she jams your cock in the door "

Stick it through the letterbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's near

Right now: within 10 metres

If you were 10 metres from mine now, you would be stood in a pile of horse pooh. Be careful what you wish for

What's 10 metres in the other direction?

A Septic tank. No streetlights, no drains, no cable tv, no gas.......you could fall down a very big hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock there door with your cock out.

This cannot fail!

Unless she jams your cock in the door

Stick it through the letterbox

The dog might think it's a chipolata

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock on their door, with your cock...."

Ouchy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock there door with your cock out.

This cannot fail!

Unless she jams your cock in the door

Stick it through the letterbox

The dog might think it's a chipolata

Throw a steak in first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Says within 1/4 mile. But she put up a pic earlier and I was gob smacked.

I'm not Guna say anything I don't think. Maybe one day I will but not quite yet!

But she's been on here for over a year but only recently split with her fella. So maybe she was alittle playah!!!!! ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe break the subject in with "have a fab day" along with a cheeky wink!"

I've planned on using this one before .... use the word Fab over dramatically and see if they stutter of stubble and have a moment to their self thinking

Hope she's hot and I hope shit works out your way mate ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock there door with your cock out.

This cannot fail!

Unless she jams your cock in the door

Stick it through the letterbox

The dog might think it's a chipolata

Throw a steak in first

You seem to know all the tricks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock there door with your cock out.

This cannot fail!

Unless she jams your cock in the door

Stick it through the letterbox

The dog might think it's a chipolata

Or think it's that shit mail we keep getting and rips it to shreds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Says within 1/4 mile. But she put up a pic earlier and I was gob smacked.

I'm not Guna say anything I don't think. Maybe one day I will but not quite yet!

But she's been on here for over a year but only recently split with her fella. So maybe she was alittle playah!!!!! ????"

'She' was a little player ? That is a mighty big assumption.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theirs 2 main ways it can go

Yes

But I'm sure it won't be the first time you'll be disappointed mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish my neighbour was on here, she's gorgeous. Not that I'd do anything about it if she was mind but I'd enjoy looking at her pics

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I would keep well away from my neighbours if they were on here. Maybe even block him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock there door with your cock out.

This cannot fail!

Unless she jams your cock in the door

Stick it through the letterbox

The dog might think it's a chipolata

Throw a steak in first

You seem to know all the tricks

Tried and tested. I'm a pro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow it's a small world.

My neighbour is a fab user!

I never seen that coming.

Do I say to them that I no or do I just play it cool and not say anything?

Fab is a crazy place!! "
I would prefer to respect people's private lives and also keep my own private life secret .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Says within 1/4 mile. But she put up a pic earlier and I was gob smacked.

I'm not Guna say anything I don't think. Maybe one day I will but not quite yet!

But she's been on here for over a year but only recently split with her fella. So maybe she was alittle playah!!!!! ????

'She' was a little player ? That is a mighty big assumption. "

Well it does say single on her profile. But has only just recently split. And only just today put a public pic up of her face! Maybe I'm wrong??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would keep well away from my neighbours if they were on here. Maybe even block him!

Think this might be the best option!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's near

Right now: within 10 metres

If you were 10 metres from mine now, you would be stood in a pile of horse pooh. Be careful what you wish for

Not in our helicopter

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xx"

The field next to the horse pooh, is big enough to land a helicopter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow it's a small world.

My neighbour is a fab user!

I never seen that coming.

Do I say to them that I no or do I just play it cool and not say anything?

Fab is a crazy place!! "

Make a banner and tell them hey I am on Fab too!

Just carry on with your business! And let them mind theirs!

If I saw a neighbour wouldn't cross my mind , to say anything,because if was the another way around, I wouldn't like them to say it either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Says within 1/4 mile. But she put up a pic earlier and I was gob smacked.

I'm not Guna say anything I don't think. Maybe one day I will but not quite yet!

But she's been on here for over a year but only recently split with her fella. So maybe she was alittle playah!!!!! ????

'She' was a little player ? That is a mighty big assumption.

Well it does say single on her profile. But has only just recently split. And only just today put a public pic up of her face! Maybe I'm wrong?? "

And her boyfriends profile says what ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock there door with your cock out.

There aren't any other sensible options, you should do this.

I'd add: immediately

Definitely.

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Wow it's a small world.

My neighbour is a fab user!

I never seen that coming.

Do I say to them that I no or do I just play it cool and not say anything?

Fab is a crazy place!! "

If you like her then send her a wink and see what happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems legit

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'm sure she's just waiting for you to message her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock there door with your cock out. "

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By *im2plznottsMan
over a year ago

hadfield

Gis her addy in my inbox ill havr a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Says within 1/4 mile. But she put up a pic earlier and I was gob smacked.

I'm not Guna say anything I don't think. Maybe one day I will but not quite yet!

But she's been on here for over a year but only recently split with her fella. So maybe she was alittle playah!!!!! ????

'She' was a little player ? That is a mighty big assumption.

Well it does say single on her profile. But has only just recently split. And only just today put a public pic up of her face! Maybe I'm wrong?? "
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Send her a message!

I bet its the ex husband anyhow using her pics, the cad

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