FabSwingers.com forum: Sex or football?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just for fun, which onw would you choose if your team was playing or a good game was on tv? It would be football for me, with some haribos lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for fun, which onw would you choose if your team was playing or a good game was on tv? It would be football for me, with some haribos lol

Both.....any holes a goal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say sex but the Mrs would probably watch the football with me as well so we'd combine the two. A good shag on the sofa while the match is playing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deffo got to be sex for me

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

Sex for me, always. Can't stand football.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say both together but being as we watch our football at the stadium it could prove difficult !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I would normally say Football as I'm very passionate about my team. However, watching Arsenal atm gives me no joy at all. I'm better off spending my free time elsewhere.

I'll take the sex please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I would normally say Football as I'm very passionate about my team. However, watching Arsenal atm gives me no joy at all. I'm better off spending my free time elsewhere.

I'll take the sex please

Jeez just be thankful you don't live in the north east

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm probably gona be one of few women that say footy.only if liverpool playing though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously..... Sex! Football wouldn't get a second of my attention if sex was on offer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy....both...doggy in front of the tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex every time... as I'm not interested in football.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't actually watch football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't actually watch football

It doesn't matter....your still a goal for a lot on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy....both...doggy in front of the tv

Great minds...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but super Leeds united all the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shagging in front of the football on tv but I can multitask lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football. Wouldn't even have to be my team for me to watch. Got all the time in the world to bang, if I missed a game like the Barca one, I'd never forgive myself haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe it is even a debate. Football everytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My team? Football without a doubt.

Neutral teams? Sex me up ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football with a quickie at half time

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

Football as it lasts longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if it's the beautiful sexy Barcelona type of football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Football as got no chance of sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex.... can't stand fairyball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're talking about playing football then 100%.. not much can beat that for me...

But if its sex or watching man city vs stoke it would depend on the woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex.fuck football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Sex. Every time.

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

How long is half time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollocks to footy! I'd rather go 90 mins with a lady. Oranges at half time too, then a switch of ends

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Bollocks to footy! I'd rather go 90 mins with a lady. Oranges at half time too, then a switch of ends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd start watching the football and get distracted by the hot man in bed with me. It would end in sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't we pick rugby?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't we pick rugby?"

Rather watch paint dry. In the tin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're talking about playing football then 100%.. not much can beat that for me..."

Erm... this is difficult!

The easy decision:

I don't watch football as much as I used to. Can watch highlights if it was an amazing match or record it. Sex wins in this situation.

Tricky decision:

I love playing football. Sex before OR optional after, if I was in the winning team. Sex before AND after if I was in the loosing team... helps to ease the pain, but never during a game

Hard decision:

If it was the World Cup final! I would need to watch this.

However here is my fantasy, which is bloody difficult to achieve because only get this opportunity once every 4 years! Grrrrrrr ...

Watching the final with a woman. The only criteria she would need to tick is to understand the offside rule. Obviously this is non negotiable! Not explaining that during the live match ffs

If our chosen team scores. We celebrate however she wants to.

If we are winning we celebrate however she wants to.

If we are loosing we have angry sex.

If by some miracle England is in the final... oh yes you know where I am going with this...

It is highly likely we would be loosing...

As soon as it is half time:

Angry sex would be soo fucking intense

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Can't stand football, so sex it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this really a serious question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a few fellas that wouldn't hesitate to put footy first

The fools!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know a few fellas that wouldn't hesitate to put footy first

The fools!

Blimey, really?

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

"Can't we pick rugby?

Rather watch paint dry. In the tin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know a few fellas that wouldn't hesitate to put footy first

The fools!

Blimey, really? "

I shit you not! If they had a game to play that morning and a gorgeous woman laying beside them, begging them to stay and have copious amounts of hedonistic pleasure instead, they would roll out of bed grumbling an apology about not letting the team down! I even recall one friend telling me about how his girlfriend wouldn't stop trying to get him all aroused and stop paying the telly more attention whilst a liverpool champions league game was on mid week and she nearly made him miss a goal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know a few fellas that wouldn't hesitate to put footy first

The fools!

Blimey, really?

Well fuck that! Or not as the case seems to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know a few fellas that wouldn't hesitate to put footy first

The fools!

Blimey, really?

Some of us would kill for that sort of attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'd pick a great deal over football, sex being just one of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know a few fellas that wouldn't hesitate to put footy first

The fools!

Blimey, really?

Bro's before Hoe's, Blood!

(*for the easily offended or hard of thinking, no, I don't *really* think of women as Hoe's

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By *appyjack7890Man
over a year ago

Brigg

Eay one for me...im not really into football...so sex it is!!

Now if it was F1 or sex....hmmmmm

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"I would say both together but being as we watch our football at the stadium it could prove difficult !"

I have the same issue !!!!!!!

But that's why I go to amours or cupids after football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know a few fellas that wouldn't hesitate to put footy first

The fools!

Blimey, really?

Well fuck that! Or not as the case seems to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know a few fellas that wouldn't hesitate to put footy first

The fools!

Blimey, really?

Some of us would kill for that sort of attention"

He is not really a receptive one for sure

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"I'm probably gona be one of few women that say footy.only if liverpool playing though

Tut tut tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't we pick rugby?"
you pick what you like my lovely up the Irish big game on tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know a few fellas that wouldn't hesitate to put footy first

The fools!

Blimey, really?

Bro's before Hoe's, Blood!

(*for the easily offended or hard of thinking, no, I don't *really* think of women as Hoe's

That kinda thinking for sure. This chap would balk at the idea of accepting homosexuality or a male being remotely effeminate, but think nothing of kissing and hugging a teammate that scores on the pitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for fun, which onw would you choose if your team was playing or a good game was on tv? It would be football for me, with some haribos lol

Sex

A game of cards (I hate card games)

Practice tossing dried peas into a bin.

Anything but football.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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How about sex or rugby?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

And listen to it in the background

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about sex or rugby? "

Pfft easy choice

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Sex

And listen to it in the background

Did that on the last game

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"How about sex or rugby?

Pfft easy choice"

Rugby?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about sex or rugby?

Pfft easy choice

Rugby?

Only choice I've got

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"How about sex or rugby?

Pfft easy choice

Rugby?

Only choice I've got

Can I take both? Rugby sex rugby

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"How about sex or rugby?

Pfft easy choice

Rugby?

Only choice I've got

Can I take both? Rugby sex rugby "

Sex above rugby for me , football above sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for fun, which onw would you choose if your team was playing or a good game was on tv? It would be football for me, with some haribos lol

Sex..!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy, sexy sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about sex or rugby?

Pfft easy choice

Rugby?

Only choice I've got

Can I take both? Rugby sex rugby "

Maybe I should marry you instead

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Can't we pick rugby?"

Compared to Football, this is a Real Man's Game. Real Men against 11 prim donnas!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"How about sex or rugby?

Pfft easy choice

Rugby?

Only choice I've got

Can I take both? Rugby sex rugby

Maybe I should marry you instead

I'll scream more for the rugby though

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By *avid0894Man
over a year ago

Paisley

Sex now.

Lost my love for footy years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Mrs had a guy booked to fuck her one Saturday, on the morning of the fuck day, she got bombed off for the football.

A shag or football !! We think, in our book, something is sad if he/she chooses football over fun in the bedroom.

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

What`s football?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"The Mrs had a guy booked to fuck her one Saturday, on the morning of the fuck day, she got bombed off for the football.

A shag or football !! We think, in our book, something is sad if he/she chooses football over fun in the bedroom."

Sad, especially when football matches don't appear overnight but are usually planned weeks in advance.

So, you probably were better off not meeting this dipstick, who couldn't recall a football match clashing with his meet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about sex or rugby? "
Yes or rugby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about sex or rugby?

Pfft easy choice

Rugby?

Only choice I've got

Can I take both? Rugby sex rugby

Maybe I should marry you instead

I'll scream more for the rugby though "

Probably...

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"What`s football?

It is supposedly a game of 22 players who get stretchered off to the locker rooms the moment any one of them breaks a nail or has his coiffed hairstyle messed up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely sex for both of us, mr doesn't like football so it's a win win for me

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

I would never be watching Balls and that is during or instead of sex

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

Footy everytime

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Sex. We're not interested in football.

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not overly bothered about the football but my OH is a massive united supporter and we have been known to have a bit of doggy whilst they're playing

But...i wouldn't really expect to have Sex whilst the footie is on anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not just screw while watching the footy. Chances are she'll be reading her book anyway.

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