FabSwingers.com forum: Sex or cake ?

By *ecretBadger OP Man
over a year ago

Redruth

Ok, cake is not the issue here.

What is the deal in general with us humans ?

Why do we freely agree to visit/be visited/go to woods, yet act all strange and very polite if tea or coffee is offered ( at the suitable time ofc)

just makes me smile so thought i would share it and see what everyone else thinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't accept tea or coffee before sex because I would need to piss halfway through being fucked. I find coffee meets a bore because each time the bloke has spent all the time gazing longingly at my cleavage and I have had to make all the conversation.

I don't do cake, I,m on a diet.

However if any men want to take me to dinner with sex for afters, feel free to message me. XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a piece of cake AND sex...If you know what I mean

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I like cake and sex for breakfast. I don't drink tea or coffee but the idea of fucking some random in the woods or back of a car doesn't appeal to me at all.

Hot chocolate and laughter meets are great for me. Kisses are a bonus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't accept tea or coffee before sex because I would need to piss halfway through being fucked. I find coffee meets a bore because each time the bloke has spent all the time gazing longingly at my cleavage and I have had to make all the conversation.

I don't do cake, I,m on a diet.

However if any men want to take me to dinner with sex for afters, feel free to message me. XXX"

How about on your next social, don't show any cleavage? Just a thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They get nervous meeting for cake because my cake is awesome. Once they have my cake allmothers will seem tasteless and inferior.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We love cake ??

Especially after sex

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

come on everyone on fab knows cake is a code word for sex on the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"come on everyone on fab knows cake is a code word for sex on the forums

You could have fooled me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"come on everyone on fab knows cake is a code word for sex on the forums

Is it? I didn't know this, oh, I'm so innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please don't make me choose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like some cake...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can't you have both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's got to be cake followed by sex surely?? Or maybe cake eaten while having sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"come on everyone on fab knows cake is a code word for sex on the forums

only in your twisted imagination

that may be why women are turning up with mismatched undies because they think they are getting a battenburg instead of a battered arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either way it seems ...we all like our cake and eat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well for a start I've just had sex so cake would be very nice.

I'm still goby vexatious even if offered coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"come on everyone on fab knows cake is a code word for sex on the forums

only in your twisted imagination

that may be why women are turning up with mismatched undies because they think they are getting a battenburg instead of a battered arse

Ha haa battenburg or battered arse ...decisions decisions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"come on everyone on fab knows cake is a code word for sex on the forums

only in your twisted imagination

that may be why women are turning up with mismatched undies because they think they are getting a battenburg instead of a battered arse

OMG...that is absolute class

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By *layfulCouple86Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Ok, cake is not the issue here.

A lady we met once brought cake, it was lovely!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"come on everyone on fab knows cake is a code word for sex on the forums

Shopping is my code word of choice

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By *hatguyJoeMan
over a year ago

Preston

"come on everyone on fab knows cake is a code word for sex on the forums

only in your twisted imagination

that may be why women are turning up with mismatched undies because they think they are getting a battenburg instead of a battered arse

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just got excited because I genuinely thought the thread was about cake...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just got excited because I genuinely thought the thread was about cake..."

^ me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've taken cake to a meet, and a club more than once!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"come on everyone on fab knows cake is a code word for sex on the forums

only in your twisted imagination

that may be why women are turning up with mismatched undies because they think they are getting a battenburg instead of a battered arse

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