FabSwingers.com forum: Random questions

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ever had a random question pop into your mind ?

Like today two birds sitting on a lamp post and I wondered if they were friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever had a random question pop into your mind ?

Like today two birds sitting on a lamp post and I wondered if they were friends

We're they magpies?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No black birds

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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yesterday my son thought i was random for asking if any of his intelligent mates have a big forehead.

i was just thinking when i was a kid you did used to see guys with big foreheads and they did seem to be highly intelligent types but i haven't seen any for ages now so was wondering.

is that random? idk.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Frequently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No black birds "

Are birds racist? You never see a blackbird sitting with a white or brown bird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are saussages made to look like penises and not burgers?

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Why are saussages made to look like penises and not burgers?"

ooh i can answer this. because intestines are sausage shaped when filled with sausage 'meat'.

i know they're made out of plastic now but didn't used t be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once wondered how many slices of bread I've eaten in my life.

Why are those and hour not pronounced like those and tour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once wondered how many slices of bread I've eaten in my life.

Why are those and hour not pronounced like those and tour?

Whose and hour*

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"yesterday my son thought i was random for asking if any of his intelligent mates have a big forehead.

i was just thinking when i was a kid you did used to see guys with big foreheads and they did seem to be highly intelligent types but i haven't seen any for ages now so was wondering.

is that random? idk."

Like the dude from the tefal advert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are saussages made to look like penises and not burgers?"

They are in McDonalds ....

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"yesterday my son thought i was random for asking if any of his intelligent mates have a big forehead.

i was just thinking when i was a kid you did used to see guys with big foreheads and they did seem to be highly intelligent types but i haven't seen any for ages now so was wondering.

is that random? idk.

Like the dude from the tefal advert."

yes, exactly that. you never see these guys any more and i follow a lot of science media.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is all but laser light splays outwards then why don't the Sun and stars look ginormous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are saussages made to look like penises and not burgers?

ooh i can answer this. because intestines are sausage shaped when filled with sausage 'meat'.

i know they're made out of plastic now but didn't used t be."

Hhaaaaahhaaabloody ha PMSL really

Who told you sausages are now in plastic ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why, is why, why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why, is why, why?"

From the Old English word 'hwy'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, by how much would sea levels fall if you removed all the sponges?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Why do you fill your car up with 50 litres of fuel, but it only does 40 miles per gallon

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Why are saussages made to look like penises and not burgers?

ooh i can answer this. because intestines are sausage shaped when filled with sausage 'meat'.

i know they're made out of plastic now but didn't used t be.

Hhaaaaahhaaabloody ha PMSL really

Who told you sausages are now in plastic ffs

might as well be plastic for all the nutritional value it gives you.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Why is it that the people at work, who don't really do any work get promoted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are saussages made to look like penises and not burgers?

ooh i can answer this. because intestines are sausage shaped when filled with sausage 'meat'.

i know they're made out of plastic now but didn't used t be.

Hhaaaaahhaaabloody ha PMSL really

Who told you sausages are now in plastic ffs

might as well be plastic for all the nutritional value it gives you."

Hiya I didn't realise it was you...you have changed names

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are saussages made to look like penises and not burgers?

They are in McDonalds ...."

But then it's not really a sausage, it's a pattie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend asked me once if the channel tunnel got bombed....would it flood dover

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Why are saussages made to look like penises and not burgers?

ooh i can answer this. because intestines are sausage shaped when filled with sausage 'meat'.

i know they're made out of plastic now but didn't used t be.

Hhaaaaahhaaabloody ha PMSL really

Who told you sausages are now in plastic ffs

might as well be plastic for all the nutritional value it gives you.

Hiya I didn't realise it was you...you have changed names

yeah i reverted back to my usual name. not really that keen on 3sums right now either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it that when laying a table we place the knife to the right of the fork, but in the kitchen drawer place the knife to the left of the fork?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are saussages made to look like penises and not burgers?

ooh i can answer this. because intestines are sausage shaped when filled with sausage 'meat'.

i know they're made out of plastic now but didn't used t be.

Hhaaaaahhaaabloody ha PMSL really

Who told you sausages are now in plastic ffs

might as well be plastic for all the nutritional value it gives you.

Hiya I didn't realise it was you...you have changed names

yeah i reverted back to my usual name. not really that keen on 3sums right now either.

Try "3sumssometimes "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A friend asked me once if the channel tunnel got bombed....would it flood dover

It might not be a bad thing to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why, is why, why?

From the Old English word

'hwy'"

Aye but why, is why, why?

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Why are saussages made to look like penises and not burgers?

ooh i can answer this. because intestines are sausage shaped when filled with sausage 'meat'.

i know they're made out of plastic now but didn't used t be.

Hhaaaaahhaaabloody ha PMSL really

Who told you sausages are now in plastic ffs

might as well be plastic for all the nutritional value it gives you.

Hiya I didn't realise it was you...you have changed names

yeah i reverted back to my usual name. not really that keen on 3sums right now either.

Try "3sumssometimes "

lol.

i only have one name change left, if i ever change it again it'll have to be something awesome i change it to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happens to the middle bit of a polo mint?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is it that the people at work, who don't really do any work get promoted? "

Often because they are great delegators or great bullshitters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I listen to 'Mystery Hour' on LBC and they have some cracking random questions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah, by how much would sea levels fall if you removed all the sponges?"

wouldnt expect the level to fall once you have squeezed all the water out apart from the actual size of the squeezed sponge

but what do I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the questions include:

Why do ducks walk in a link?

Can fish sneeze?

Why do crisps always expire on a Saturday?

Can an adult be identified by their baby fingerprint?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is it that when laying a table we place the knife to the right of the fork, but in the kitchen drawer place the knife to the left of the fork? "

The Military only ever refer to them in the order knife, fork, spoon (kfs). You're laying them out in the drawer in auditory order.

On the table in the middle ages the kinfe was placed on your right, because this is your knife/sword wielding hand. Your left hand was used to grab the haunch to take a slice off it.

You then wiped your hand on the napkin which was slung over your left shoulder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is it that when laying a table we place the knife to the right of the fork, but in the kitchen drawer place the knife to the left of the fork?

The Military only ever refer to them in the order knife, fork, spoon (kfs). You're laying them out in the drawer in auditory order.

On the table in the middle ages the kinfe was placed on your right, because this is your knife/sword wielding hand. Your left hand was used to grab the haunch to take a slice off it.

You then wiped your hand on the napkin which was slung over your left shoulder."

Ahhh, you learn something new every day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whys it called a pussy when it looks nothing like a cat and a

cock when it looks nothing like a rooster?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do blind people know where to find Braille?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) how many threads has there been in the forums?

2) how many threads have I commented on in the past year and ten months?

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By *vadownMan
over a year ago

Wickham

Why if you drink 5lb of water you don't put on 5lb in weight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do Chinese takeaways only ever accept cash and not card?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yesterday my son thought i was random for asking if any of his intelligent mates have a big forehead.

i was just thinking when i was a kid you did used to see guys with big foreheads and they did seem to be highly intelligent types but i haven't seen any for ages now so was wondering.

is that random? idk."

We called them tefal men after them ads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often wonder how deep the sea would be if there wasn't any sponges in there

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By *avid0894Man
over a year ago

Paisley

Why do birds never get electrocuted when they sit on electric pylons

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By *hatguyJoeMan
over a year ago

Preston

How do you know that what I see as white, you don't see as I see blue?

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By *avid0894Man
over a year ago

Paisley

What would a doctor do if they were unwell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often think what does a ploughman have for his tea!!!!!!

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By *avid0894Man
over a year ago

Paisley

Who cleans up a guide dogs poo?

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

"Why is it that when laying a table we place the knife to the right of the fork, but in the kitchen drawer place the knife to the left of the fork? "

Didn't know that we did that? The 2nd bit i mean.

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

"Why do birds never get electrocuted when they sit on electric pylons"

No earth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No black birds "

Probably just in passing as they tend to be rather solitary

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Who cleans up a guide dogs poo?"

they can probably smell it and pick it up themselves.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"1) how many threads has there been in the forums?

2) how many threads have I commented on in the past year and ten months?"

1)42

2)43

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