FabSwingers.com forum: Talking cocks

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm constantly amazed by their talents. Disembodied cocks sending mail.

big ones small ones hairy ones shaved ones cheesy ones

Is there anything else they can do?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Talking genitalia. Who would have thought it could be?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Talking genitalia. Who would have thought it could be?

A talking pussy!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

My arse does all my correspondence for me, which is why some of it stinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm constantly amazed by their talents. Disembodied cocks sending mail.

big ones small ones hairy ones shaved ones cheesy ones

Is there anything else they can do?"

If you get too close they might spit at you!

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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lol.

even worse if it's a small one trying to chat to you.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"lol.

even worse if it's a small one trying to chat to you."

Or an angry one that looks like it's about to spit like a llama......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its the cheese ones I cant stand

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"lol.

even worse if it's a small one trying to chat to you.

Or an angry one that looks like it's about to spit like a llama......

not seen any angry ones but i think i tune them out now anyway.

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By *omeo1stMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

My one has been known to dial people when I put my phone in my trouser pocket !

Somehow I doubt that they will select me for Britains Got Talent with that particular party trick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lol.

even worse if it's a small one trying to chat to you."

Do they have squeaky voices?

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"lol.

even worse if it's a small one trying to chat to you.

Do they have squeaky voices?

haha. i really don't even make up a voice to them coz i don't read their messages.

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