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Coversation with receptionist at my hotel this morning...

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"The TV'S not working so the bed's wet..."

Someone spat out coffee behind me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm confused!

Why would the bed be wet because the TV isn't working?

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By *ercuryMan
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'm confused!

Why would the bed be wet because the TV isn't working? "

You pissed on.me, so I've pissed on you?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I'm confused!

Why would the bed be wet because the TV isn't working? "

Very good question!

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Glad its just not me

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife


"I'm confused!

Why would the bed be wet because the TV isn't working?

You pissed on.me, so I've pissed on you?"
surely not?

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By *ercuryMan
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'm confused!

Why would the bed be wet because the TV isn't working?

You pissed on.me, so I've pissed on you?surely not?"

Figuratively speaking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing to watch so he had a wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm confused!

Why would the bed be wet because the TV isn't working? "

Because someone spat out coffee? I'm thinking more hostel than hotel!

Y. M. C. A.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Nothing to watch so he had a wank?"

Yeah good thinking we'll go with that shall we

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is this a 'look at me, I've had a meet' thread

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


""The TV'S not working so the bed's wet..."

Someone spat out coffee behind me...

"

If you appeared at a Reception desk and I was on duty there, my reaction would be, "poor soul, go back home, the village is missing it's idiot!" .

Just what the hell do you mean by that gobbledygook?

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

[Removed by poster at 08/03/17 08:46:55]

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"Nothing to watch so he had a wank?

Yeah good thinking we'll go with that shall we "

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"is this a 'look at me, I've had a meet' thread "
nope... no need to mention it on the forum...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure youve turned the TV on, yer probably pressing the wrong buttons

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"Are you sure youve turned the TV on, yer probably pressing the wrong buttons "
maybe I should have checked a plug was in correctly...

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"Nothing to watch so he had a wank?"
you are the winner of the Wednesday morning quandary. ... wooohooo. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you sure youve turned the TV on, yer probably pressing the wrong buttons maybe I should have checked a plug was in correctly... "
.

Ha yea the last hotel I was in was wired in direct to stop you nicking it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing to watch so he had a wank? you are the winner of the Wednesday morning quandary. ... wooohooo. .. "

So you told the receptionist you masturbated all over the bedsheets because the telly wasn't working? Ooooooookkkkkk ....

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By *inkySlinkyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Maybe he put the kettle on the bed whilst trying the TV plug in the kettle socket and the kettle tipped over, splilling its contents on the sheets.

Sally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing to watch so he had a wank? you are the winner of the Wednesday morning quandary. ... wooohooo. ..

So you told the receptionist you masturbated all over the bedsheets because the telly wasn't working? Ooooooookkkkkk .... "

You'll be surprised what hotel receptionists have to put up with. We smile, nod then go into the back office, grimace and go 'urgh, you won't believe what that dirty perve in room 341 said'

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Nothing to watch so he had a wank? you are the winner of the Wednesday morning quandary. ... wooohooo. ..

So you told the receptionist you masturbated all over the bedsheets because the telly wasn't working? Ooooooookkkkkk ....

You'll be surprised what hotel receptionists have to put up with. We smile, nod then go into the back office, grimace and go 'urgh, you won't believe what that dirty perve in room 341 said'"

That's often the minimum we have to say. Then get Housekeeping to check the room to check for extra cleaning charges!

Invariably the TV does work, it is just the guest that hasn't a clue how to switch on a telly!!

Really, the number of guests who leave their brains at home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing to watch so he had a wank? you are the winner of the Wednesday morning quandary. ... wooohooo. .. "

I have a dirty mind

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