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By *ue care and attention OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham

My starters for 10...

My mom's dog cut it's foot!

Lost my phone!

Had to work...on Fab!

Bird flu

Got invited to a gb instead

This is the best from a guy traveling over from Dublin ...missed my train so got back on the ferry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh got a flat tyre on the way to yours or was in a car crash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A long book then?

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By *ue care and attention OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham


"A long book then? "

Yes and we can keep adding to it as they get more inventive lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Car got pinched

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

How about thanks for the bj, I'm going out for a fat then he never came back

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Sorry Mushy mate, summats cropped up, we can't make it. But my Gran says she's willing if you are."

Mr Meet, 57

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stuck in the traffic jam, offt its terrible",,(other guy in same jam made it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about thanks for the bj, I'm going out for a fat then he never came back "

That happened to you too?? I was new to the game and waited an hour and a half before I twigged!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about thanks for the bj, I'm going out for a fat then he never came back

That happened to you too?? I was new to the game and waited an hour and a half before I twigged! "

You turned a man gay ..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about thanks for the bj, I'm going out for a fat then he never came back "

I've had that lol he went out for beers and never came back the fooker. Ps he text me saying he got cold feet. Saying that he did come in 2 seconds lol. Was funny though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on my way but realised I'd left my knob at home, when I went back I ran out of petrol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got my days mixed up i thought it was a thursday !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh june this year?" rite, sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Ahh june this year?" rite, sorry"
LOL!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The guy I was suppose to have a business meeting with yesterday didn't turn up and as he has to go back up north tomorrow so I have to meet him tonight instead, oh the joys of being self employed"

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By *ue care and attention OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham

Loving these, I'm sure there's loads more?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"How about thanks for the bj, I'm going out for a fat then he never came back "

fag!! not fat hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

One that we had to give

Rob was trying to catch an escaped rabbit in the garden,slipped and went head first,wrapping himself round what was left of a cut down tree with all spiky bits sticking out.........according to the drs at A&E he had similar injuries to someone that had crashed their car into a tree

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

"I did get to yours, but as I sat outside I got cold feet. I sat there for half an hour and could see the picture in the window that you said you would put there to confirm you was genuine, but I went home and had a wank thinkin about what could have happened."

That is from a personal email from a guy who we said we'd meet about three years ago. Pete wanted to bin it, but I like to look at it now and then to make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


""I did get to yours, but as I sat outside I got cold feet. I sat there for half an hour and could see the picture in the window that you said you would put there to confirm you was genuine, but I went home and had a wank thinkin about what could have happened."

That is from a personal email from a guy who we said we'd meet about three years ago. Pete wanted to bin it, but I like to look at it now and then to make me laugh "

Classic

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By *ue care and attention OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham

Had something similar, guy stood me up and while stood at the pub waiting I called him and he said he'd been called into work and forgot to let me know.

He later contacted me and said he was in the carpark all along and it was my own fault! Never said why though and by this stage I wasn't interested in finding out!

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